The new Suicide Squad game is, somewhat unsurprisingly, not being received well by the gaming community. Largely due to its gameplay mechanics. Still, I’d like to address a more obvious aspect; the line up they chose for the playable characters. In this game you can play as Harley Quinn, Deadshot, Captain Boomerang, and King Shark. Three relatively dangerous human beings and an aquatic demigod. The main objective of the game is to kill the Justice League members that have taken over by Brainiac. The League members include Flash, Batman, Green Lantern, and Superman. Out of all them, the only member I think they’d have a chance against is Batman. Harley Quinn is a great character, and a deadly fighter; but she’s not taking out Superman. Especially not a Superman who’s no longer encumbered by morals and doesn’t hesitate to kill. I also don’t see any of them taking out Green Lantern either. I think it’s strange they picked this tier of superheroes for the players to go up against when most players logically know they shouldn’t stand a chance.
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assuming host ages aren't secretly around it already (unlikely), how old do you think the mimes would be if they were living? ignoring that they're all like the same age. like, personally, i can't see foxglove being older than 20 and so on so forth
Host ages are generally not related to their social maturity, yes. And social maturity is what I'll be basing these ages on-- as in, based on the way they tend to act in the midst of conversation-- or perhaps a little more like how aged the living tend to perceive them. Some mimes are a little harder to pin to an age than others.
Assuming the typical human age range:
Uppsulka: 43~
Foxglove: 22~27
Caela: 18~22
Maggie: 16~20
Rede: 20~30
Twiddle: 35~45
Chickenstab: 18~25
Holly: 25~
Jarna: 36~
TyV: 50~55
Ching: 19~24
Calamea: 28~32
El Ganso: 22~26
Atrox: 25~35
Weepy: 20~
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Gotta reiterate, these are not ages I've based them around. Purely based on a locally perceived maturity level. Don't take this as gospel.
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OK so taking inspiration from @novafire-is-thinking ‘s current robot husband poll and with a final boost from @kittaykattz & @mech-mantis in a post a few days ago
I will be hosting a b-list robo partner poll
(I’m bad at names. Tell me if y’all have any better suggestions)
After this there will be a 2nd poll for c-list characters, so if your super obscure little guy isn’t on here it’s just bc these ones aren’t all that obscure! That poll will be more similar to the one requested in the post that led to this but I want to take more time to gather the characters for it and this poll will be good to figure out how this’ll work
The bots included will be general less popular characters, though a good amount of them aren’t gonna be unknown
The current cast list So Far is as follows:
Hoist
Beachcomber
Trailbreaker
Tracks
Cheetor & Scorponik (they’re maybes atm because I don’t know beast wars that well)
Sixshot
Runamuck
Sideswipe
Sunstreaker
Mirage
Swindle
Brawl
Blast off
Onslaught
Vortex
Hound
Motormaster
Drag strip
Dead end
Wildrider
Bluestreak
Hook
Scavanger
Long haul
Bonecrusher
Scrapper
Soundblaster
First aid
Blades
Hotspot
Groove
Streetwise
Crosshairs
Inferno (?????? I can’t tell if hes popular or not bc he’s popular to Me. To Me he matters a Lot but he could be on either Tracks level or Prowl level I Don’t Know. Same for Red Alert. Please help.)
Please recc more characters if you want!!
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Cluemaster: Hey, bro, I know I never call...
Kiteman: You did drunk call me that one time.
Cluemaster: I already said I was sorry for spreading around that you were in love with your kite and calling you to brag about it. As you said I was hella drunk and angry your weird ass podcast somehow now has the same level of fans as my old gameshow. Who the fuck cares that much about kites? Or C list vilany?
Kiteman: Did you just call to remind me why I hate you?
Cluemaster: Of course not, Chucky boy, your my favorite lil bro.
Kiteman: Arthur... I'm your only brother.
Cluemaster: Yeah? You're still my favorite.
Kiteman: Okay. Fine. What do you want?
Cluemaster: You're good with kids right?
Kiteman: Oh do you want me to babysit little Steph? I haven't see her since she was a baby! That'll be soo much fun!
Cluemaster: Oh, no, no. She is too old for a babysitter. I kindda called 'cause I need your advice.
Kiteman: Sure. Go on.
Cluemaster: How would you stop a prank war between your teen daugther and your bussiness partner that happens to be living at your house?
Kiteman: Woah. Define prank war?
Cluemaster: Like they just being annoying with each other... like non-stop Shrek music and painting one of her walls green?
Kiteman: Are you working with a child, Artie?
Cluemaster: No. Childrem are not really good at puzzle robberies.
Kiteman: So who the hell is in a prank war with your fourteen year old daugther? Is it that Polka Dot weirdo?
Cluemaster: ... Riddler.
Kiteman: Be honest, Arthur.
Cluemaster: I am!
Kiteman: Why the fuck would he work with you? Didn't he like was brought on to one of your trials and tried to sue you for being a copycat?
Cluemaster: No idea. I don't really remember all my trials.
Kiteman: Fair. Still isn't he like an actual treat? Like Batman actually tries to be always involved in his crimes instead of just sending a Robin or a cop kindda treat? Or hangs out with Cooblepot and Harley Quinn and fucking Catwoman and even Scarecrow and Joker kindda treat?
Cluemaster: Yes, so what?
Kiteman: He is waaay above your league. How the fuck do you got him to work with you?
Cluemaster: He is working for me because he recognizes my genius.
Kiteman: *sarcasm* Yeah, sure. At least it explains why I've been hearing that your plans don't totally suck anymore.
Cluemaster: Will you help me or not?
Kiteman: Anything for little Steph. But seriusly bro, the guy is a mentally instable killer, he is real Arkham loonie, A-lister and all this shit are you sure is safe to have him living with you? Specially if he and Stephanie are fighting!? She is just a kid! What if this prank war thing escalates and next thing she is in saw type death trap or something?
Cluemaster: Well than help me not to! I can't just kick him out, do you know how much I've been proffiting later?
Kiteman: And also he is an instable killer that used to hate you and wouldn't react well to being kicked out?
Cluemaster: Yeah, this too. Look I think you're overestimating the guy. He is smart and all and he can take a punch but I could take him out real easy in a one on one. He screamed like a little girl when he found a roach in the kitchem. I think I'll be fine.
Kiteman: Sure, you do you.... Maybe.... you could just.... help them find something they have in common? A TV show they like or something. It used yo work with us. They will bond over the thing and forget they hate each other for a bit.
Cluemaster: See was it that hard to help me?
*Chuck hangs up*
[Three months later]
Cluemaster: Chuck! I need help!
Kiteman: Can you call in another time? I'm bowlling with the guys, Calendar Man and Condiment King cannot win a second time, one weird rap about their love conquering all was ENOUGHT.
Cluemaster: Is about the whole prank war between Nygma and Stephanie thing.
Kiteman: Oh. So I guess my advice didn't work.
Cluemaster: No, no, it did. It worked way to well actually.
Kiteman: *worried* That sounds bad.
Cluemaster: Yeah... it happened that the thing they had in common was that they really hate me.
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