#bUt IT does make sense wtf

[rocketbirdie]

it looks and sounds just like you, but,

[vesna-v-irkutske]

is artyoms letter about rats in his prison cell real? i saw it on a tg channel and ngl his writing style is lowkey cutie patootie (his grammar fucking sucks tho)

I think it is real, but I haven't seen the letter itself. You saw ONE obvious mistake and called him uneducated. But your tongue turned to call him cute, I'm shook. 🙄

🐀 Artyom's story about the rat from the toilet:

"When in our detention center, the so-called Red building, where convicts sentenced to life imprisonment are held, was undergoing repairs, it was exactly on their floor, i.e. on the ground floor. I don't know how it is in other places, but in our detention center, while I was there, repairs of various kinds were carried out all year round. Well, it was just some kind of the end of the world =) They began to dismantle the floors, apparently they were doing something with pipes, and the rats became so uncomfortable that they decided to rush to where the floors were more intact, i.e. to the cells =D And just imagine: so I sleep at night, I don't touch anyone and I wake up to the squeaking of these cute creatures coming from the toilet =) I boil the kettle, pour boiling water into this stinking abyss and realize that they're swimming somewhere there, and they just need some hot water to be added =) In general, zero emotions =) Well, okay, I went back to bed. And then this sweetie climbs out all covered in piss, it's been who knows where, excuse me =) Like it strolled businesslike through the toilet and dived back about its rat business. Well, nothing to do with local history, of course =) But I remembered something, and I decided to share!"

[keefeclothesandcrisps]

one thing i HATE abt kotlc is that they have one elf do something wacky and their like "oH a CoMPletLy new AbLIty!" no. no. no its fucking not.

one person is anomaly. 2 people is a coincidence. once you have 3 people, THEN you may call it a ability.

you should not have "ability detecting" for an "ability" you've had exactly 1 of over your thousands of year old history. BECAUSE THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!

[sapphoherselz]

hi do you ever wonder if wyamack EVER met the Foxes before their time? I'm talking any age, any time in their lives, especially the ones where they really needed a paternal figure to help them out or get them out of trouble?

like he goes grocery shopping and sees this quiet kid trying to stuff as much food in his pockets wo being noticed? but David of course does and the kid is already taking a step back, looking at him with pure terror in his eyes as if he's seeing just another person that can hurt him but of course that doesn't happen. what does happen is that david offers to pay for anything the kid wants and then starts asking question like that's one nasty bruise you got there, want to tell me what happened? and then out of nowhere the boy's mother appears and starts tugging the kid away in a not very gentle manner and David tries to interfere but they're hurriedly walking away before he can get the words out of his mouth (he has to physically stop himself from going after them because that would just frighten the kid more)(he goes back to the same grocery store at the same hour for an entire month, hoping to find this short kid hiding somewhere and maybe tell his mother exactly where she can put her hands)

or maybe he's walking home late at night and sees this kid sitting on the sidewalk and he approaches cause shouldn't you be at home? wouldn't your parents worry? do you want to give them a call, you could use my phone but the kid tenses so much that David takes several steps back and starts talking about everything under the blue sky trying to get him to calm down. when that eventually happens, they end up sitting (with some comfortable distance) next to the other in utter silence, until the kid goes "I don't want to go home" and David is like. okay. we can stay here for as long as you'd like. the night is young and I have snacks in my pockets. did I tell you already that I'm an exy coach? what do you mean you don't know what exy is- no I'm not making that up, it's a job and I have it! they even pay me for it! (he ends up falling asleep in a sitting position and wakes up alone, the marble next to him having long gone cold) (he doesn't even remember if he had managed to make the kid smile or if his eyes were playing tricks on him) (if he starts walking home later than usual just to sit on a lonely sidewalk for hours then it's his business and no one else's)(and yes he does bring with him all of the snacks he thinks the kid would like) (no he didn't spend minutes choosing them)

like something something the red string theory something something everyone is always connected something something

[ruegoreos]

maybe im over thinking it (no way me overthinking wowow) but pay attention to oscars hand. he's caressing jessica, but the moment he feels his hand run over her breast, he moves his hand up to her arm instead. now i know oscar and jessica both have many sex scenes together in this show, but to me this goes to show that oscar didn't take advantage of the role he was playing. hes still a respectful man.

does any of that make sense?? im bad at explaining stuff

maybe im just reading too much into this gif, but that's just my immediate thought after seeing it :)

[fruityfroggy]

This is actually such a based take

[svtskneecaps]

honestly foolish's character walking the slightly meta line of "oo this'll be fun content" makes him feel like that marvel immortal character who is only immortal as long as he doesn't get bored (and was played by jeff goldblum in the movies). like idk why but the more i see of foolish's rp the more solidified the comparison gets in my mind.

like it's kinda cool for a headcanon ngl and also it means i'm not really surprised pikachu-ing when, say, he flips a coin to decide whether to rat out his son-in-law, or climbs into an incubator of corruption crystals, or doesn't ENTIRELY kick owen out of the kingdom. it's not that he doesn't CARE, but..... well, wouldn't it be interesting? don't you want to know what would happen?

[blanceyblance]

Not an allurance shipper but always an Allurance defender

But the one thing i can't defend is the writers insisting on the Lance/Alfor parallels specially since they knew (I presume) Allurance was endgame

What was the purpose of that? Why?

Maybe it was for Lauren's cursed idea of bringing Allura back as a baby and have Lance raise her but that honestly makes it like a hundred times worse

[maranull]

this woman is absolutely not straight, sr

bi with a horrible, absolutely abysmal taste in men? yes but straight? no

[vigilskeep]

sorry to be a mostly recovered star wars fan on main, please ignore this, but when i think about parentified hawke or my hawke-who-has-a-kid-the-whole-time concepts, this quote about obi-wan and anakin is what i’m always thinking of

[yuudamari]

embarassing to see some people's reaction to the orv movie poster and name like its ruined everything forever and nobody understand orv more than they do.

Like if you cannot deal with the fact that you know this is going to be a bad adaptation you've failed step one me personally i cannot wait for The Prophet Omniscient Reader and how bad its going to be.

[chelowl]

anyway i think about the cliff scene in the dirties all the time and teen boy horrors and the metatextual nightmare of matt johnson. the filming of the dirties ended with so much unused footage because of its improvised nature. owen begging for matt to stop acting, that he doesn't know whats real and matt's rebuttal being "i'm never acting, i am being real". i can't recall if i read somewhere or if it was on a commentary that there was real life conflict in that scene, maybe i'm making that up because it's been awhile but either way, you can't really tell right? theres clearly intent behind it being an in character argument ("some movie you're making that i'm not making" etc) but the sentiment of "matt is getting too into this and i am concerned"/"im never acting" has some emotional truth behind it. or just. actual truth

both (the characters) begging to be understood by the other, speaking their truths and niether get through. after that, there was no real going back. owen cares for matt and his wellbeing but he's realising how fucking crazy his boy best friend matt is. and from matt's persepctive, this is fun movie time with boy best friend owen but owen is acting like a freak because he's replaced him with some new girl. its never resolved. this just leads directly to their final fight.

both of them assume the other is acting inauthentically in this moment, that the other is making fun of them, making fun of the fact that they care about something, that the other doesn't give shit. but they both so give a shit!! they're both being real!

do i just die? like what do i do about that

[sincerelyy-youres]

Alright yeah sure okay but imagine a isekai fic wherein a 21st century woman gets isekai’d into the world of romeo and juliet. To make things worse–you're not your own person, but you possess the body of a character that never once appeared in the story and was only described as Romeo's infatuation–Rosaline

I feel like that would be a great 1500’s yandere fic or something.

People speak like…old english here. They use thou and thee and god dammit you don’t even major in english okay! You were forced inside the decades old literature like a frosting in a cake– You went in like a Shakespeare themed museum where everything is based on Shakespeare's works. Then some person accidentally collides with you making you knock over a wine goblet glass sculpture–something. And then you went to check your fuck-up and suddenly you look up and you were met with people dressed in a renaissance style clothing, and you were holding the same wine goblet you thought you broke, You look around in horror because you dont know what the fuck is going on, then you caught a young man looking at you enamored. So now you are weirded out so you decided to check your back to see if he’s looking at someone else. Oh so now there's someone behind you not too far away–she looks young teenager young. Oh so he’s not really looking at you. 

But you decided to move and his eyes trailed on you. What the fuck? But that's not really important now, is it? You were just in that Shakespeare museum, how the hell did you get here–this can't be seriou–wait…Shakespeare, right? That museum showcases Shakespeare themed works… Is that man looking at you all blushing and smiling… Romeo?

Seeing as you were in some kind of a celebration right now, this must be when Lord Capulet hosted a feast and Romeo sneaked in to move on from Rosaline, ultimately being caught in a love at first sight with juliet. But…you don’t look like Juliet at all. If anything, that young girl behind you looks more like Juliet. So who are you? Suddenly a random gentleman collides with you. He recognizes you, calls you the name Rosaline. Oh!

So you're that random character that didn’t get a spotlight. Wait but why is that man still staring at you…

Great, you fucked up the timeline. And now there’s an obsessive freak after you.

[frederikvesti]

TONY KANAAN, BRYAN HERTA & DARIO FRANCHITTI at the 2025 Firestone Grand Prix of St. Petersburg, honoring 20 years of their former teammate DAN WHELDON’S victory in the inaugural running in 2005, and the team’s 1-2-3-4 finish.

[teddybeartoji]

my lower back huuuuuuuuurts i need a massageeeee i need somebody to dig their thumbs in thereeeeeeeee

[charmingradiobelle]

I can’t believe I have to say this but am I the only one who absolutely despises mpreg