#baby formula

[liberalsarecool]

Baby formula should be free.

Notice how forced-birthers and pro-lifers want parents to suffer with the costs of feeding their children.

Conservatives would only want to punish the parents and judge them.

The heartlessness for children is disgusting.

[politijohn]

What a headline

[allthecanadianpolitics]

The Canadian Food Inspection Agency announced a recall of certain Enfamil brand baby formula products on Monday, citing contamination of Cronobacter sakazakii.

The agency said the Enfamil products recalled is the Nutramigen A+ LGG Hypoallergenic infant formula. The recall affects the standalone 561-gram product and also the pack of four.

The batch of products included in the recall have an expiration date of Jan. 1, 2025.

Full article

Tagging: @politicsofcanada

Date of Article: January 1st, 2024.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

FIJMU NEWS 12-19-23 by B.B. Farmüller

Baby formula maker Glerber has come under fire today for their new "Extreme Caffeine Baby Formula" which features 275mg of caffeine per metal "bottle." This is over 274mg more than the FDA recommended level of caffeine for babies.

According to Glerber Spokesperson Herb Glerber III, "Today's babies aren't your grandmother's baby. These babies are extreme to the max and need a more energetic milk or formula than any typical mother's titmeats can naturally provide." When asked for details on health warnings and FDA approval, Mr. Glerber pulled a gun and shot at us before jumping into a Lamborghini and driving away at 98mph through a busy school zone.

So far no medical harm has come to any infants known to have consumed the formula, as none have been found at this time. Most have simply exploded, run away, or transcended space and time with their new ability to transform the formula into the water of life and take their places as the new kwisatz haderach of the day-care center.

[mysharona1987]

[angelic-fertility-potion-au]

With babies being so rare in Pride, how do you get things like formula?

Husk: Lucifer helps us a bunch. He can go to other rings and get us things like that. There are hell-born-ran shops for things like that, but the economy is so shitty that things like baby formula will cost you an arm and a leg.

Angel Dust: We try to offer him money for the formula and other things for the babies, but he doesn’t take it. He said something about “dads needs to help each other” which is very sweet of him.

[odinsblog]

👉🏿 https://lfq.salisbury.edu/_issues/47_3/embodied_race_and_reproduction.html

[dogstomp]

Dogstomp #2939 - January 17th

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[reality-detective]

Nestle - ‘The Baby Killer’

The lengths to which global corporations will go to for profits.

[liberalsarecool]

Abbott Nutrition put greed before people, and children will suffer. #CapitalismKills

[smashing-yng-man]

Amongst the baby formula shortage, Oklahoma man thinks breastmilk is a continuous supply.

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Nestlé has issued a voluntary recall for some of its Good Start Soothe infant formula sold in Canada due to a potential bacteria contamination. Distributor Perrigo Company says the product is being recalled out of an abundance of caution due to the potential presence of the bacteria Cronobacter sakazakii. The affected formula was sold across Canada in 942-gram packages, with the lot numbers 301757651Z, 301757652Z and 301857651Z, and best before dates of July 18 and 19, 2024.

Full article

Tagging: @politicsofcanada

Date of Article: March 18th, 2023.

[gwydionmisha]

As "pro-life" Christians Republicans are categorically against feeding the poor, especially babies, in accordance with the will of Jesus, who hated the poor and children as well as opposed feeding the hungry according to their beliefs.

[politijohn]

Source

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Babies aren’t profitable.

Formula shortage make stocks go :)

[wallabyskiddiyappers]

I had a dream about a world made of milk bottles... Waking up was the biggest disappointment of my life!

Dear Wallaby,

My name is Wallace. And last night, I had a dream. It was so vivid and real that it felt like an alternate reality. I found myself in a world made entirely of milk bottles. Yes, you read that right, a world made of milk bottles! It was a paradise for a baby like me. The buildings were towering structures of gleaming white bottles, the rivers flowed with warm, sweet milk, and the trees bore bottles instead of fruits.

In this world, I was the king. I had an unlimited supply of milk at my disposal. I could have as much as I wanted, whenever I wanted. There were no adults to tell me, "Wallace, you've had enough," or "Wallace, it's not feeding time yet."

Man, I finally understood what the word utopia meant.

My subjects, the teddy bears, and the rubber duckies, revered me. They would gather around me and we would have long conversations, and it was awesome because we could understand each other perfectly.

But then, the unthinkable happened. I woke up. The soft glow of the milk bottle buildings was replaced by the dull light of my nursery. The rivers of milk were gone, replaced by the familiar sight of my crib bars. My subjects were inanimate once again, their once lively eyes now just glassy stares.

The disappointment was overwhelming, Wallaby. I felt a sense of loss I wouldn't wish on anyone. I yearned for the milk bottle paradise, for the freedom and the endless supply of my favorite beverage.

I share this experience with you, Wallaby, not to seek sympathy, but to express my newfound understanding of the world. Life is full of disappointments and unfulfilled dreams. So I don't know. I think that's a raw deal! Does it get better overtime?

Anyway, I still want to keep dreaming. I think our ability to dream is a wonderful thing even though, sooner or later, we eventually have to wake up.

But something has definitely woken in me. A new purpose. And I won't stop dreaming until my milk bottle paradise finally becomes a reality.

Yours sincerely, Wallace.

[thenib]

Charis JB.