#baby python

[blondebrainpowered]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975

Movie prop

Photographer: BelAirHead

[killerchickadee]

Happy year of the snake etc

[theforeverparadoxed]

bro my ball python is cuddling me :’)

she’s so fucking cute wth

here’s a picture of her lol

Her name is goose

[i-m-snek]

Heehoo ice cream

[trickstar-mcu]

MY BOY IS BIG ENOUGH TO GO IN HIS ADULT ENCLOSURE I MOVED HIM IN TONIGHT :)))) IM SO EXCITED. OTTO MY BABY BOY

[pangeen]

" Green Tree Python Baby " // © Sjreptiles

[cybershock24601]

Decided to make my Creepy Crypt Baby Ingellvar a spirit of Liberty solely so I can have her and Solas play out the "help! help! I'm being repressed!" scene from Monty Python.

Solas: What makes you qualified to lead?

Rook: I'm not the leader. No one is.

Solas: What.

Rook: We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

Solas: Yes.

Rook: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.

Solas: Yes, I see.

Rook: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,-

Solas: Be quiet!

Rook: -but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more-

Solas: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

Rook: Order!? Who do you think you are?

Solas: I am the Dread Wolf!

Rook: Well, I didn't vote for you.

and then things devolve from there until we get to the point of Rook going "Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!" because I just feel Spirit of Liberty Rook poking holes in Solas' pride and image he has built for himself as a great liberator by being a very dedicated anarchist would be pretty funny.

[lyrameteora]

My baby boy Rigel

[cutestbabyanimalbracket]

Please vote for whichever animal is cuter, not whichever one you like more!

[kissmythedas]

I'm tumbling down a dumb rabbit hole and I have a question: Exactly what kind of snake do we all think Lucanis has a pet? Something venomous because of course assassins would want a stable source of venom/poison as their disposal OR do we think Lucanis keeps some big cute chonky noodle around like a python or something?

[killerchickadee]

July of last year: tiny cinnamon roll

Today: giant cinnamon roll. Like maybe a cinnamon loaf idk

He big

[canadianno]

Hello Tumblr :] meet Ladders!

[cutestbabyanimalbracket]

Please vote for whichever baby animal is cuter, not whichever one you like more!

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

helping out at the local reptile place today while starlight sells stuff and I helped get a rescue ball python adopted 🌚✨ heheeeee

[evilios]

There's nothing funnier than Ovid's version of the encounter of Apollo and Cupid where Apollo calls Cupid a goddamn baby that isn't worth holding a bow and Cupid practically goes oh you think you're funny? I'm about to be hilarious.

[classicjdiesandgoestohell]

welcome to my diner ☺️ we have burger, tuna, omelette and fishstick! order when you're ready :)