#babyparker

[kommunic8]

Quando traduco dall'inglese all'italiano a volte mi scontro con neologismi finto-inglesi che rendono tutto più complicato. Avete presente il 'baby parking'? TRASCRIZIONE [ENG translation below] Non mi piace fare la spocchiosa, a meno che non mi si chieda espressamente non correggo mai la pronuncia inglese delle persone. Però è inevitabile che essendo laureata in lingue ed avendo vissuto 23 anni in Australia, e avendo lavorato soprattutto in Australia sempre in professioni che richiedevano l'uso della lingua inglese, non posso fare a meno di notare alcune anomalie che diventano un problema quando devo tradurre qualcosa, soprattutto quando devo tradurre un concetto che in italiano viene descritto usando a sproposito un termine inglese. Ora non parlo di quei termini che noi ci siamo inventati e che nella lingua inglese non vengono usati, tipo pullover che noi usiamo per dire maglione, ma che in inglese significa tirare su, oppure il modo in cui noi usiamo la parola mister che in inglese significa semplicemente signore che noi invece usiamo come l'allenatore del calcio, o lo smoking, che in inglese significa semplicemente l'atto di fumare. No, parlo di espressioni che noi abbiamo in qualche modo boh, che ci siamo inventati di sana pianta e che in inglese proprio non vengono usate per niente. Pensate un po' come si usa il body, body in inglese significa corpo, per noi invece è la tutina che si usa per fare attività, attività di ginnastica. Oppure quando noi ci riferiamo a uno spot, se io dico spot tutti pensano lo spot pubblicitario, in inglese spot vuol dire macchia, o addirittura il water, il gabinetto. Water immagino che sia la parola inglese che significa acqua, che viene pronunciata water, però vabbè, ripeto questi sono casi che sono entrati ormai a far parte della lingua italiana, nel bene e nel male, e la lingua è un essere vivente, quindi si evolve. No, oggi mi sono confrontata con la traduzione di childcare, un childcare particolare, sono quei posti dove chi va in piscina a fare ginnastica ecc. lascia il bambino, la bambina per il tempo necessario, qualcuno glielo guarda. Ecco, in italiano questa cosa qua si chiama baby parking, che il parcheggio dei bambini. Io come faccio a tradurre childcare con baby parking? Io non ce la faccio. Io lo so che in Italia si usa, ma è una cosa orribile un parcheggio infantile e i bambini non sono dei pacchi che si parcheggiano, anche perché chi offre questo servizio mette a disposizione personale qualificato. Non va bene, bisogna che ci inventiamo qualcos'altro. Non mi piace il baby parking. Io non lo traduco baby parking, mi rifiuto. TRANSLATION I don't like to be snooty, and unless I'm specifically asked, I never correct people's English pronunciation. However, it is inevitable that having a degree in languages ​​and having lived 23 years in Australia, and having worked in Australia always in professions that required the use of the English language, I cannot help but notice some anomalies that become a problem when I have to translate something, especially when I have to translate a concept that in Italian is described using an English term inappropriately. Now, I'm not talking about those terms that we have made up and that are not used in English, such as pullover that we use to say sweater, but in English means to pull over, or the way in which we use the word mister which in English simply means sir but we instead use is for football coach, or smoking, [tuxedo] which in English simply means the act of smoking. No, I'm talking about expressions that we somehow have IDK, made up from scratch and that in English are not used at all. Think about how to use body [leotard] in English means body, for us instead it is the onesie that is used to do activities, gymnastic activities. Or when we refer to a spot, if I say spot everyone thinks of the commercial, in English spot means stain, or even the toilet bowl, the water, water I guess is the English word that means water, which is pronounced /ˈwoːtə/, but oh well, I repeat these are cases that have now become part of the Italian language, for better or for worse, and the language is a living being, so yes it evolves. No, today I dealt with the translation of childcare, a particular childcare, those places where people going to the pool to do gymnastics etc. leave the child for the necessary time, and someone is taking care of them. Here, in Italian this thing here is called baby parking, which is a parking lot for children. How do I translate childcare with baby parking? I can't do it. I know that it is used in Italy, but it is a horrible thing to park children, children are not packages to be parked, also because those who offer this service make qualified personnel available. It's not good, we need to come up with something else. I don't like baby parking. I won't use baby parking, I refuse.

[mrscam776]

Happiest of birthdays to my nephew MP! Love You and hope you have the most amazing day 💙 #babypark #nephew #family https://www.instagram.com/p/CgRzswGL-SChY-iB4FvyFOhx3wKrqL9Usev2Fg0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[sugarpkts]

FOOLSERRAND Hopeless task OOZE Turtles discover it's secret FHQWHGADS Come on ____ I said ____ IMNOTWEARINGHOCKEYPADS Bruce's response to "What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?" (2008) AGAKAKSKAGESH Violent animated nodding react SPIRITOMB Reward for speaking to 32 trainers underground LUIGI Came into possession of a mansion in 2001 DUKENUKEM He's got balls of steel POPPYSEED Pretty good bagel EXPIRE What shampoo doesn't do GOLDENEYE Brosnan's debut OMOCHAO Robotic menu attendant on GCN FUNKOTRON Toe-jam and Earl planet, but it sounds like the name of a dancing robot FINGERS Helpful in a pinch ASTROLOUNGE Album featuring When The Morning Comes, and All Star OBJECTION Phoenix's cry EGADD Inventor of the Poltergust NEPTR Ceaseless pastry tossing automaton GATESMCFADDEN Paging Dr. Crusher KRAID Corpulent, three-eyed green reptilian boss BOSSNASS Leader of the Gungan High Council, if meesa recall CROMULENT Acceptable or adequate, perfectly so DONCHEADLE Boogie Nights actor born November 29, 1964. ABANDONED What Daniel Plainview did to his boy SHAGADELIC Great word for a groovy carpet or parody spy MISTERROGERS Ultimate showdown victor NEN Gon has plenty of it SIXMONTHS Time served for stealing half a calendar NOOKSCRANNY A different sort of Uncle Tom's cabin JENOVA Source of Sephiroth's mommy issues JOCRYSTAL It gives him (38, houston) confidence at work, home, social situations, etc. TANUKI Cousin of dogs legendary for their shapeshifting (and hint for the cabin clue!) TURKISHDELIGHT Starch confection and temptation of Edmund Pevensie REVACHOL BABYPARK Mario Kart stage with extra laps ALMONDS If a Hershey's bar has these it can fuck off LANKYKONG He posseses neither style nor grace, but may handstand if required SHEHULK Alter-ego of Jennifer Walters MONSTERRANCHER Mostly forgotten anime franchise featuring an eyeball, a golem, and a kickboxing rabbit ESPRITDECORPS A feeling of loyalty between fellow soldiers, or officers of the Revachol Citizens Militia CARMELA Mother to Meadow and AJ HALF Type of A press BANSHEE Flying counterpart to a ghost or wraith ROFLCOPTER ASCII transport NUMANUMA Common name for Dragostea Din Tei

DRACULAS Vampires

THESEDAYS Useful sentence fragment for when ‘now’ is a little quick on the draw

MONEYPENNY M’s secretary

KOKOPELLI flute-playing Native American fertility deity and purveyor of fine television sets

MCNAMARA SecDef to Kennedy and Johnson, playable Nazi zombie character

HARVEST Type of moon

CLYDE Rounds out Inky, Pinky, and Blinky

SUE Clyde’s female replacement

WILBUR Caretaker for Mr. Ed

PUDDYTAT I tawt I taw one..

TONGA Polynesian kingdom with over 170 islands

REQUISITE Must have

GRIMOIRE A tome of spells

LAPITUP What racecar drivers and thirsty cats do

CHUMBAWUMBATUBTHUMPING Artist and title of that 1997 hit that can’t be kept down

BOUVIER Marge’s maiden name

[lostinspacetickledaycare]

hiiii sweet!! ooooo ihi like it here!!

Hi babyparker 👋 Welcome to The Daycare :) I'm so glad you like it 😁

[lilsapphicmoon]

I was tagged by @sam-a-holland Thank you darling! I love you!

The goal is to tag 9 people and get to know them

relationship status: single

lipstick or chapstick: both tbh

last song: (currently) I’m Still Standing by Taron Egerton from Sing

last movie: Mulan like 3 days ago and I still haven’t finished it

top 3 tv shows: Criminal Minds, The Office, Supernatural

top 3 ships: destiel, pam and jim, idk another one

Tagging: @homecunnings @tomhollandhollaatme @ohparkers @pillowlesbian @babyparker @lgbtspiderman @bittersweetholland @spideygurl @tomshollandss 

[soulspideys]

honestly even looking up "plots for fanfictions" isnt like cheating??? its just feeding you ideas to inspire the one you want for this. as long as its all your words, its not copying. you can always cite funny quotes obviously but thats what makes it grab the readers attention, ya feel????

oof yeah this is good i should definitely check out the “plot idea” tag or something

plot brainstorm party

[my1stphotos]

We loved making this gorgeous album for little Aurelia 💕. @tomparkerofficial @being_kelsey #my1stphotos #babygift #tomparker #kelseyparker #babyparker #babyalbum #thewanted #cutebaby #babyface #photooftheday (at Guildford) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2oUuaPlIM8/?igshid=1su8ns0l1sz18

[peterfuckinparker]

kissing meme

i was tagged by my beautiful homegirl cor ( @wonderrbat ) ten characters i would kiss: 1. peter parker !the second he turns 18! (mcu) 2. matt murdock (daredevil) 3. dylan massett (bates motel) 4. gaby teller (the man from uncle) 5. stiles stilinski (teen wolf) 6. nancy wheeler (stranger things) 7. james buchanan barnes (mcu) 8. rick o'connell (the mummy trilogy) 9. rocky (don't breathe) i'm tagging: @marvelstom @tomsh0lland @tom-cinnamonroll-holland @rnayparker @sqiderling @mc-universe @babyparker 😘😘

[suit-lady]

would you rather crush on peter parker but he is too shy to admit it or fall for spiderman but never know his identity (which is peter but you don't know that) ???? (-:

Well, if I’d gone to high school with Peter, I actually would have had a crush on him and be too shy to admit it, so I’ll go with that one lmao 

ask me a would you rather xoxo

[stevebabey]

hi there! i have some peter parker writing on my blog so you can take a look at it if you'd like. thanks so much & have a lovely day, night or afternoon x

binch i’ve already like stalked ur blog but i’m definitely gonna go thru it again, any specific recommendations??

[oikawagram]

Alphabet Q&A

tagged by @nedleedslove , thank you darling! x

Rules: Answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better.

Tagging: @pcteparker @ohparkers @homecunnings @spideytom @lowkey-avenger @spideryroos @mathletepeter @likespidey @babyparker

A - Age: 18 (will be turning 19 on the 8th of August) B - Birthplace: Manila C - Current Time: 7:10 pm D - Drink You Last Had: jasmine tea E - Easiest Person To Talk To: honestly, no one F - Favorite Song: Amber Lynn by Mayday Parade G - Grossest Memory: I have no idea oh my god H - Horror Yes or Horror No: Yes I - In Love?: Yeah, with Tom Holland hence the blog J - Jealous of People?: Sometimes L - Love At First Sight Or Should I Walk By Again: Walk by again M - Middle Name: Joyce N - Number of Siblings: 1 (we’re twins) O - One Wish: Peace of mind P - Person You Called Last: A friend Q - Question You Are Always Asked: What’s my college program/What university I go to R - Reason to Smile: Tom Holland S - Song You Sang Last: Sad Song by The Vamps T - Time You Woke Up: 6:15 am U - Underwear Colour: Red V - Vacation Destination: Paris/New York W - Worst Habit: Cramming school works X - X-rays: The recent one was three years ago, when I got hit by a car Y - Your favourite food: Sinigang (Filipino Dish) Z - Zodiac Sign: Leo

[ugligorl]

you are such a cutie! (-:

AHHHH TYSM I love u❤️❤️

[wat-er-parks]

For anyone who didn’t see what Geoff posted on Twitter

[oaf-inactive]

i just wanted to justify your text post and say your mobile theme IS super cute 😍

NDJKFMS THANK U SO MUCH 

[astronomyparkers]

but why do i just want tom to kiss my nose every time he thinks im just exhausted/tired or anxious but like imagine though– his two hands cupping your cheeks and just lightly places his lips on the tip of your nose and its enough for you instead of an actual kiss?????? and since i wear glasses i can imagine him lifting them up before so he doesnt press the glasses into my face???? idk just been crossing my mind while i study

oh god i wear glasses too mary pls this just came for my entire being i’m so soft???? i want nose kisses and forehead kisses and cheek kisses and all the kisses

-sappy sunday-