#bad dice

[splendidsneb]

Finally added this lil guy to my shop.

Inspired by something that happened in the last campaign I was a part of.

[stormclouds-chainmail]

[ID: 10 photos each containing a roleplaying die on or beside a sheet of paper with handwriting on it.

1: an orange 20 sided dice showing a one. The second sentence is in block capitals. Note reads, "I brought my owner 200ft up a sheer cliffside. Then decided to let fall right before reaching the top."

2: two green percentile dice showing 92 between them. Note reads, "We can't, spot hidden. Like, ever."

3: a d20 showing 20. Note reads, "I killed our only healer. My owner has not played since."

4: a d20 showing one. Note reads, "I left my owner on fire for five turns and proceeded to fail a save against petrification."

5: a d20 showing a one. Note reads, "I made my owner and his friend miss eight arrows each on someone with four HP, while he killed their friend."

6: a d20 showing a one. Note reads, "I refused to help my owner when he was captured by drow."

7: a green d20 showing a 3. My owner didn't make her character scared of ghosts. I did. I never rolled higher than 10 when it came to fighting ethereal beings ..."

8: a d20 showing a one. Note reads, "I made my owner be the only one in the party to fail her roll... and she's the ninja."

9: a melted red D6 showing a warped six. Note reads, "I've rolled snake eyes for the last time!"

10: a red d20 showing a 1. Note reads, "I like to roll high on useless rolls and low on important ones."

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Dice Shaming

[elbiotipo]

I honestly cannot phantom what could make a man hear "we need to bomb civilians" and call it a "legitimate argument".

[ediblesedibles54]

hi tumblr

bye tumblr

[stellabyystarlight]

Drew fanart of all hypmic divisions!! (in their flava outfits hehe)

[scalytunster]

Right-hand men

[dicerolliball]

OH IF YOU'RE MAN ENOUGH GO ON AND TAKE THE SHOT!! MemoryFalls Dipper with the Quantum Destabilizer! Look at my boy go!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

(poll results here for context)

[peanutable]

He can't handle defeat

[dylanmct00ny]

have you heard of niche tv show breaking bad 👃 started watching for the first time (I'm in the middle of season 4!!) and so i had to assign cuphead characters to the breaking bad cast. I'm having TROUBLE with all the characters, but definitive assignments: walter white - king dice, jesse - cuphead, skyler white - stickler, hank - elder kettle, gus - the devil, mike - porkrind, jane - chalice

Obviously i have to change a few things, like making jesse and janes relationship more siblingish/friends for cuphead and chalice but it still works :-) DO NOT TAG THEM AS A SHIP!! Chalice and Cuphead are siblings to me!!

[foldbaron]

Just a truly remarkable series of breathtakingly shitty rolls. I'm speechless. Like, this might be the WORST anyone has ever rolled in the entire history of CR.

I'd say it might be the best Matt's ever rolled, but he's been crushing it this campaign.

[popfizzles]

Yeah.

It's probably a Clubs Suit thing.

[corporatenoose]

It pains me how little hypmic fanfiction there is. I must take it upon myself to fix this.

[embraceyourdestiny]

Siobhan “bully the dm” Thompson <3

[muzsmocsing]

I was perusing a big asian supermarket for tempeh and grape jelly but instead found these:

Ice cream but in His Highness the Crown Prince the Flower Crown Martial God and His Boyfriend flavors.

[vampwan]

ᯓ★ valentines friday.