#badfilm

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[cinefilesreviews]

After Last Season (2009) Is (Maybe) the Most Ambitious Bad Movie Ever Made

This is the third installment of the “Psychotronic Cinema” series. (What is psychotronic cinema?) After Last Season is both notorious in certain online circles and a relatively unknown entity. Certain YouTubers have amplified its visibility over the last few years (and last few weeks, incidentally), but it still certainly hasn’t risen to the badfilm echelons occupied by the likes of Tommy Wiseau…

[taloszan]

Shinronin redeemed "anything but Keanu Reeves"

In my mind this film's plot is that cultist vegans raise a turkey corpse to take vengeance on all the meat-eaters during Thanksgiving. The Turkey gets out of control though and proceeds to rampage on everyone.

[hog-zone]

this mfer wearing a beehive

[oddshadesab]

Badfilm from Johan Rheborg on Vimeo.

[disposablebabies]

aquabats

[thenegativereel-blog]

So uh

I was going to review Disney’s Dinosaurs but this movie is so bad and I don’t think I can finish it so uh coughs how’s Alice In Wonderland sound as my debut review lmao.

[theshittynetflix]

Swiped. 3.5/10

Holy shit, this has to be Noah Centineo’s worst performance.  “This film made my dick retract inside of myself” -The Telegraph

Following the story of James Singer, our barely established protagonist, throughout college, we quickly come to realise he is the ultimate cuck. In the first scene we see James’ mother and sister taking him to college in the car, where his sister Ashlee rips the fuck into him about being an antisocial nerd and “never talking to real people”: His mother sits and lets this happen which feels like the ultimate cuck move. James, an avid coder (because apparently that’s a hobby), is a bit of an arselick when it comes to his computer science teacher (which is his major at college). Within the first few scenes, we can see bumlicking in that James is the only student to have done the assignment that was “on the syllabus”, but not assigned.. which I’m pretty sure has never happened in the history of poor teaching.

For some reason, misogynist and classic shitbag, Lance (Noah Centineo’s character) is also majoring in Computer Science, despite clearly being awful at it and expressing no interest in it. Lance approaches coder James alongside his two meathead cronies (one of whom looks a bit like if Logan Paul gained 15kgs), about building a hook up app called Jungle, where there are conditions that prohibit women on the app asking the names of their male counterpart. The app eventually falls apart when James realises how misogynistic this concept is, and deletes it (alongside every other dating app, somehow) despite Lance’s offer for college funds to MIT, James’ dream college. Hannah, James’ love interest throughout the movie, comes to terms with the fact he made a horrendous app for money and forgives him. Quelle feminist <3

CAST: 7/10 I really struggle to understand how the fuck they managed to get Leigh-Allyn Baker to play James’ mum in this. What a downgrade from “Good Luck Charlie” Swiped is. Her performance was atrocious, but I can’t blame her when the script is something an alien might write when being forced to decipher what 2019 teen movies with a “message” are like. Noah Centineo, as always, contributed buttfuck nothing to this film, apart from one extra cancer cell that I did not need, nor want. I feel bad for Noah, actually, he constantly gets the same roles: smooth talking guy with quirky mannerisms and douchey friends. Watch any of his films and you will soon come to understand that, despite having played this same character in five different movies (Sierra Burgess is a Loser; To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before; Swiped; The Perfect Date; SPF-18), he still cannot act. A 7/10 for convincing any actors at all to be involved.

PLOT: 2/10 How does a film manage to be 1.5 hours and still establish no plot? Ask Ann Deborah Fishman, the director of this masterpiece of shit. The attempted a-plot of this film is obviously the creation of the app, which seems to only take James a week or so.. although the concept of time in this film is strewn by the fact I feel as though I suffered multiple strokes. The b-plot. or the sad excuse for this, would be James’ romantic interest in Hannah, a girl who is only ever seen reading. This relationship makes absolutely no sense at all; supposedly James and Hannah went to high school together and he embarrassed her by singing to her (har har his last name is Singer. Great use of foreshadowing) and therefore... breaking her trust forever? Ok babes. The dialogue between them is absolutely groundbreakingly shit, their conversations dryer than a witch’s coochie. Anyway, at the end of the film, James and Hannah make up and embrace..into a nice hug. A 2/10, as opposed to a 1, for having more than one plot. Kind of. 

CINEMATOGRAPHY: 1/10 God how I wish I could directly insert the whole of this scene here, but sadly I cannot, so for now you will just have to take my word on how appalling the camerawork is. The lighting is an absolute state which makes this scene in particular look like it was shot on the back of an iphone5 by a film student. Just by this one shot you can tell how uncomfortable the whole movie is; she’s literally reading and walking which happens MULTIPLE TIMES in the movie and just makes everyone involved super uncomfortable. These subtitles tell an absolute story, too. This gets a 1/10 because I’m surprised there was an attempt to film this atrocity in the first place.

Moreover, I would absolutely recommend this film if you: want to kill an hour and a half to get closer to death, ORif you thrive on loosely tied together plots, poorly written characters with no depth and just alround cringe fests. 3.5/10

[cherryblossom-jace]

I done very quick sketch of Sir Billi for @sirbillimemes on Instagram user like....

[cyrusaman]

As much as I didn’t want to, I completed the beloved word (that was abused by Sly) anyways. [#Dredd#stallone#JudgeDredd#IAmTheLaw#1995#badfilm]

[a-la-belle-pique]

Finished this illustration recently. It started out as a tattoo proposal based on the incredibly bad film Robot Monster, but my friend thought is was too girly. What do you think? #robotmonster #badfilm #cinemabis #Bmovie #bmoviejunkie #sunnybuick #oldschooltattoo #TRADITIONALTATTOO

[valyensongbird]

#artythursday! :D So.... we've been in the cinema - Star Wars IX: The Rise of Skywalker. Yeah. So. Ekmh. Yeah.

My husband painted his comment and summary and I thought I need to share xD

MORE F*****G EVERYTHIIIIIING!

[lollywoodpfi-blog]

Imran Abbas has just watched a Pakistani film and has nothing good to say about it. He is happier for not being part of it. Can you guess which film he is talking about? Is it Kaaf Kangana or Durj. Any guesses? #ImranAbbas #KaafKangana #Durj #SamiKhan #ShamoonAbbasi #KhalilUrRehmanQamar #BadFilm #PakistaniCelebrity #LollywoodPakistanFilmIndustry @imranabbas.official https://www.instagram.com/p/B4bpTV0B-Kx/?igshid=1ukbd4arsgn5a

[telephoneheater]

He became a man that often  dealt in metaphors and consistently lived in silence.  He traveled the world  in large circles, centric to little  and bewildering to watch.  www.badfilm.threadless.com

[disposablebabies]

[tomcatfilmsllc]

What was I thinking? Lol. Still... I did enjoy the comic book. I am digging the cameos of Howard in the new MCU films. Anyone else have this film? . "Trapped in a world he never made." . . . . . . . #howardtheduck #worstfilm #badfilm #guiltypleasure #georgelucas #hardtofindfilms (at Paradise Valley, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/B17L6MJggwm/?igshid=vdnn37enevre