#balanced💕

[herewegobebe]

SHINee : The Consummate Professionals & Total Dorks ✨🥰💞

[lunaphertalks]

hisoka making his own astrology system

enhancers: gon, uvogin, netero

manipulators: illumi, shalnark, morel

transmuters: killua, hisoka, bisky

emitters: leorio, franklin, melody

specialists: kurapika, chrollo, alluka / nanika

conjurers: kurapika, shizuku, kite

below the cut are specifically the troupes and zoldycks break down

i was curious how the zoldycks specifically broke down, so heres all of them

enhancer: maha (zenos gdad)

manipulator: kikyo, illumi, milluki, kalluto

transmuter: killua

emitter: zeno, silva

specialist: alluka / nanika

conjurer: none

shocking no one, they are heavy on the manipulators

and here are the spiders

enhancer: uvogin, phinks, nobunaga

manipulator: shalnark

transmuter: feitan, machi, hisoka

emitter: franklin, bonolenov (most likely)

specialist: chrollo, pakunoda

conjurer: kortopi, shizuku

really quite balanced, over sampling for specialists

[mobius-m-mobius]

Lokius + being romantic foils

- @mcuchallenge - the Final: LOKI vs. Moon Knight

[the-dormant-ocean]

So, you're telling me Kambe took Haru with him to see his dad for the first time in decades? When, before, he tried to push Haru out of this investigation!?? Allowing himself to be seen in a vulnerable situation by Haru??? And I'm supposed to not lose my absolute mind about this???

[daiourage]

Other Prime wips

(Edit: forgot to put a link to my AU I'm weeping here it is)

Shameless AU posting on main or smth

I promise more plot concepts are gonna be posted but I gotta finalize these bitches first lasjdflajlsdkf

I'm slow bc school is STRESSING me tf out and it's only been like;; 3 weeks since it started hhhhh I regret taking these classes but I'mma power through for them credits so 3rd year will be a breeze

Please take these concepts in the mean time 🥂

Also unrelated but I got bands with my retainers so now I'm a weird mix of braces and mouthpieces and I look like a cyborg it's so fun!!! my teeth are itchy but if any of y'all are scared of getting y'all's teeth aligned it'll be alright I promise 👍 (sincerely, someone who's getting their teeth fixed in their 20s)

[starlight-lesbians]

i literally have had that exact thought but like i kinda headcanon that coaches and trucks can eat normal people food, but engines mix food and fuel together - so ive always imagined gb just drinking like cans of diesel with a bunch of protein powder chucked in. and she’ll refuse to eat food unless it’s got diesel in it, so every time dinah cooks she has to separate out a portion and mix diesel in, otherwise gb will just pour diesel over it anyway like it’s hot sauce.

but also she def eats like a gym boy - like dinah’s over at greaseballs and she opens the fridge thinking she’ll rustle something up for them, and it’s just diesel flavoured protein bars and what greaseball calls ‘meal prep’ - which is just like literally whatever the fuck she finds that hits her macros, like a fucking plain chicken breast and raw eggs

EXACTLY THIS OMG YES

she’s like one of those carnivore influencers that just eats like a stick of butter if it hits the macros for the day. would not be surprised if she has consumed raw meat dunked in diesel before because she couldn’t be bothered to cook tbh

i’d imagine she’s pretty rich like electra is so she can afford stuff that’s like not dangerous to eat raw, but its still absolutely insane lmao

dinah is just Appalled and immediately starts making her eat produce because what the actual fuck babe this is horrifying

[concretejunglefm]

We love a bratty sub for Ruffilo (And we know he loves it) so picture being on your knees, hands bound behind your back, lips parted, thighs sticky with arousal, and a wicked grin on your face daring him to take what's his

It almost sounds like you're purposely trying to make him push you right to your limit, and maybe you are. He claims to be a big bad dom and yet here you are, barely satisfied (you're lying through your teeth but he doesn't know that). you're going to keep getting mouthy and to challenge him, the problem is, he's not the type to give you what you want. Sorry sweetheart. This man is going to drag out every ounce of this pleasurable torture if he must, he'll make you break before he ever does. you'll be the one begging him to fuck you, because he can easily go off into the next room and get himself off, while you're left here tied up and forced to listen. He won't even allow you the luxury of watching him because that's too much of a reward and you've been a brat all evening.

[sysig]

for requestober ! my heart's been aching for yanderapy for a while and i would like to get something about them :3 i don't have a specific prompt . i do like to see them more on the angsty-unhealthy-relationship side lol like some of the requests you made last year . overall , just seeing anything about them would be nice . X3

Day 1 - Sodium Chloride Couple

[intimidatingsqueak]

i did this on my main blog and thought it was really fun! so im going to do one here

collating the most popular and personal favorite gifs by month over the past year✨

not tagging anyone since I just did this one for funsies but anyone wants to do it and tag me then by all means 🥰

same rule applies for me: no 2tk 😔💔

January

Most Popular: ronbake loop

Favorite: a collection that i should return to someday

February

only one for this month: coffee break

March

smack

dinosore

April

he got a boo-boo 😔

spider-monkey

May

(jinsei wa jojo da spoilers) infectious smiles 🥺

golden hour

June

elaborate rituals

howl’s va moment

July

immediately rejected

moai behavior

August

stealthy

getting his allowance 🥰

September

listen-okay-this-was-the-most-popular-i-cant-deny-the-people-2tk-if-thats-what-they-wa

<- gets warning letter about false advertising shoved in face

probably isnt even the stupidest thing any of them have ever said

October

criminal that happens to be a pretty boy

trio of cats

November

criminal that happens to be a pretty boy gets bitch-slapped (good)

curtsies

December

too much whimsy maketh the man stupid(er)

okay-wait-no-please-this-is-the-only-other-gif-i-haveeeee~

<-screaming while in handcuffs and taken to jail for aforementioned crime 😔

[grimalkinmessor]

Doing a little math again because I'm legit insane ✨✨ about Light Yagami ✨✨✨

THESE ARE ESTIMATES AND GUESSES DON'T COME FOR ME but I wanted to see how many people he'd killed by the time the broadcast happened!

I counted all the names on that one manga panel—thirty-two lines with four columns per row, which puts us at 128 names per page. There are obviously pages before the ones Light shoves in front of Ryuk, so that's already over 236 people dead.

Then the police say that all of Kira's kills are between the hours of 4:00pm and 2:00am—eleven hours total.

The average person can write anywhere from five to twenty words per minute; I took a guess and went with the upper bit of sixteen words per minute being Light's writing speed. NOW with this hypothesis (doing science in my DN headcanons now, watch me if-then), accounting for any breaks Light might have taken from writing between those hours by knocking two whole hours off altogether and making it a nice nine, given that he's shown to develop a bout of insomnia for that period—but not accounting for any names that are more or less words than two (which brings up the interesting question of if Light would need someone's middle name to kill them...hmm questions for another post)—Light fills about three and three quarters of pages per hour. That's 480 names per hour.

480 names an hour for nine hours is 4,320 names a day.

So in the frantic panicked haze Light would've been in during those five days before Ryuk showed up and told him he wouldn't be dying, Light likely killed somewhere around 21,600 people.

It slows drastically after this, because Light begins to calm down and think his kills through more thoroughly, developing an actual plan of action to justify all the people he's now killed. He starts getting proper sleep again, and likely does a lot more research because the "worst of the worst" (at least those in public eye) have already fallen under his pen. They had to have, given the number of them he nerfed in those first five days.

So he puts his sleep schedule back in place, starts doing more thorough research; that knocks his time down to about six hours a day to write names, give or take depending on the day. After Ryuk appears, there's only two more days before the broadcast. In those two days, using my prior calculations, Light likely killed around 5,760 additional people in those two days.

Putting his kill count as of the Lind. L. Tailor broadcast at a little over 27,000 people :D

(Then of course he levels out to twenty-four people per day once it comes out that L thinks Kira is a student, which is a FAR more drastic change from fucking over 4,000 per day. Really highlights how his priorities switched from cleaning the world to playing his fun new game with L lmao).

Do with this what you will ✨✨✨

[byanyan]

wing au where byan truly gets to embrace their crow-like nature

[magpiesketchins]

Hyperfixatin's easier alone but also it's more fun with other people but also then you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known but then also people will say nice things about the things you make and then also you get to look at the things other people make and say nice things about that and---

Which is to say I'm going to continue to be annoying (affectionate affirmation) about Discworld and I have more things to post and so many things out there to read and I am Having Fun.

Send me headcanons n such if you like I'm just enjoying playing ✨

[uhohdad]

I READ HIS AND IT IS SO INTERESTING ??

The bouncing between the guilt and anger because “it’s your (the reader’s) fault” is so good. like really showcasing how crazy he is. especially viewing ghost as a threat to the reader even though könig is the threat.

your writing is so complex and beautiful even if it’s darker subjects :) (all of this in a good way!! lmk if this came off rude i’m sorry if it did :( all praise for you!!)

euhueuheuheu tysm bb y’all could never offend me <3

HIS has a super special place in my heart (esp part two pheeew) König is truly depraved and the love/hate of his feelings toward reader is SO fun to write (and weirdly therapeutic??) He’s so toxic ahsbsbshbz I’m so glad you enjoyed and ily ily ily

[koroart]

Small announcement! I’ve resumed Comm work BUT — I have the good news that I have found employment again and what that means is that I will soon be closing down my commissions!

For now though, since I’m barely going to begin, they will remain open for anyone who is still interested in snagging a commission— but my main priority will be the ones already in my queue ( you can check my Trello page to see where you are! ) , once those are done — I will be closing my commissions!

[solifloris]

No, but why in the Love Syndrome card does it look like Xavier fell asleep kneeling beside the bed? IT'S SO SOFT I'M LOSING MY MIND 🥹😭🥹😭 Infold is really coming for my throat as a single girlie. How will irl men ever compare?!

🩷 @love-and-deepstrays

RIGHT!!! RIGHTTTT!!! feels like he fell asleep taking care of herrr :( kinda like those cliche moments where theyre treating someone's fever and fall asleep with their head on the bed...... BUT THEYRE CLICHE FOR A REASONNNN ITS SO CUTE 😭😭😭😭

[purposefully-lost]

Charlie and vi are just,,, meant for each other dhdHD ❤️