After Jack cared for the horses and Lou prepared the room for Jack, they went over to the Pub.
Jack didn't get kicked out like Vlad and no one asked about his 'status'.
Jack: "About the money for the room and stuff... I'll get a job right tomorrow morning. I heard the sculptor is hiring."
Lou: "Oh no, no one works for the sculptor."
Jack: "I don't have problems to take my shirt off."
Lou: "It's not this. We don't talk about it. Don't you worry, you can help me at the shop."
Lou noticed Jack's rash.
Lou: "Isn't this painful? I've heard about this. Did your Alpha die? If you don't get this treated you might die too, you know that, don't you?"
Jack: "No, he didn't die - it's uhm... complicated and yes..."
Now that he thinks about it, it doesn't hurt! He didn't even pay attention since he was so stressed about being locked up. But as far as he remembers, it didn't hurt since he entered the game!
Jack: "I'm fine :3 So, are these your horses?"
Lou: "No, Lunatic belongs to no one but he kind of lives here and Val is the horse of a friend from the neighboring village. But he's here all the time because they are deeply in love."
Jack: "Is that so."
Does that mean this friend is NPC Jeb? Well, since Ji Ho and some of their other friends are also here as NPCs, it would make sense. Jack hopes he can talk to one of them soon to see how 'real' their NPC versions are.
Tiny Can maybe does this so they feel comfortable in their therapy.
Even the Queen and the Prince Caleb are here tonight.
And he's seen NPC Leander, Barfolomew and: Greg -.-
But the Queen and Greg don't sit together. Like at the Arena.
That's good news!
Jack: "Is the Queen married?"
Lou: "No. And she's only the Queen here until the Prince gets married to Princess Jihovere."
Princess Jihovere? Caleb and Ji Ho will get married here? OMG!
And the Queen will not stay the Queen here so his chances to hit on her just increased! (Omg Jack!)
('Jihovere' refers to 'Guinevere', the beloved wife of King Arthur.)
Jack and Lou had a good time at the pub and Jack has a good feeling about this therapy.
For once he can try to act like a 'more normal' person in this world and see what he could achieve. No one here knows about his disorders and hardships. And here he can experience what his life could be if he overcame/worked on some of them. He's fully aware that he can't be 'healed' and he knows that his friends love him and worry about him and try to protect him. But he also gets the feeling that this keeps him from prospering. He'll talk about this with the others when he's back.
But he's going to stay a little longer because he really likes Lou and they have so much fun together. And the pain is gone. Jack hadn't felt this good for a very long time.
'Everybody here is out of sight
They don't bark, and they don't bite
They keep things loose, they keep 'em tight
Everybody was dancin' in the moonlight
Dancin' in the moonlight
Everybody's feelin' warm and bright
It's such a fine and natural sight
Everybody's dancin' in the moonlight
We like our fun and we never fight
You can't dance and stay uptight
It's a supernatural delight
Everybody was dancin' in the moonlight'
Dancing in the Moonlight - Thin Lizzy
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-Welcome to my ancestral Greek House, darling!
-Oh baby it's so beautiful, huhu!🌞
I don't wanna know where the fuck you lived before, Meadow, but yes, we have arrived, part 1 here. And now it's time to christen our new household:
Perfect! Cheerleader Kea why are you here?
-Are those Sophito's kids?
They sure are.
-Wow, really dodged a bullet there.
You sure did.
-NOT ONLY DID I LOSE THE INAUGURAL FIGHT I'M ABOUT TO GO INTO ASPIRATION FAILURE
Wtf do you want me to do about it?
-YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT
NO WAY
-YES
NO
-YES
I can't say no to my sims, it's an actual problem. HELLO GUNNAR, I HATE YOU
-Don't talk to him that way!!!
-Nah it's fine, no worries, bro. Wanna get down?
GROSS. Barth seriously, please, WE CAN DO BETTER
-Can you? They seem perfectly matched to me!
Felina will you please fuck off?
-Can't, Meadow got me super into bird watching.
At night in the rain??
-Ok busted, I just wanna watch Barfolomew flop yet again!
HE'S NOT GONNA FLOP. THERE'S NO WAY HE FLOPS WITH FUCKING GUNNAR
-Wanna bet?
STOP IT
S T O P . I T .
NO WAY
BARTHOLOMEW YOU ARE THE WORST ROMANCE SIM OF ALL TIME HOLY HELL
-What you doing, bro?!
-You said you wanted to get down!
-I meant drugs!
-What! That's not what that means, you stupid turtle-faced moron!
-WHAT DID YOU CALL ME
Bartholomew if you end up getting beaten up by fucking Gunnar Roque I will legit die.
-That's so hot, bro, call me more names!
GUNNAR WTF
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME, GUNNAR YOU WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM GO BACK TO THAT
-Oh Gunnar, in my family we value the exquisite Komei jaw, there's something so rebellious in your lack of chin!
-Ya, call me a turtle again!
GOD
OK THEN, we are officially turtle lovers. Bartholomew let me tell you, I caved this time because of your pathetic aspiration but this is NEVER HAPPENING AGAIN. I've worked hard to make you people attractive and I'm not about to throw it all away on Gunnar Roque's spawn!!!
-Maybe we'll be childfree!
I'll do you one better, how about Gunnarfree! Now Gunnar fuck off back to the gutter you crawled from.
-Sure thing, bro, later.
-You can't keep us apart!
I CAN AND I WILL
Jojo's wolf mania has clearly inflicted some generational trauma on his family as Barth rolls this fear of Gunnar becoming a werewolf, which would clearly be an improvement on his looks.
-STOP TALKING ABOUT GUNNAR LIKE THAT. Now back to my song.. I've got sunshine on a cloudy day.. When it's cold outside, I've got the month of May.. I guess you'd say, what can make me feel this way? My Gunnar, my Gunnar, my Gunnar, talkin about my Gunnar..🎵
Literally kill me.
-You know what my favorite thing is about our relationship, darling?
-What, huhu?🌞
-The way we both have appropriately sized chins!
Fel seriously why are you like this, what did I ever do to you??
-OH, LIKE YOU DON'T REMEMBER!
Remember WHAT
-THE WAY YOU JUST STOOD BY AND LET BARF RUIN MY PARTY
Are you serious, you're still not over that bs??
-I'LL NEVER GET OVER IT. AND WHEN THOSE CHINLESS BABIES ARE BORN YOU'LL HAVE GOTTEN WHAT YOU DESERVE!!!
Well screw you, I won't let that happen! I'll find someone else for Barth!! Someone who has a chin!!!
-IT'S NOT GONNA WORK OUT WITH ANYONE ELSE YOU DUMBASS, THIS IS BARF WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
YOU'RE WRONG AND I'LL PROVE IT
-Zat's ein wunderbar eyepatch, Barthölömew, ja?
-I HATE YOUR GLASSES. SLEEP WITH ME
-So the funniest thing happened at class today-
-YOUR PORES ARE HUGE, YOU NEED MAKE UP. SLEEP WITH ME
-Oh, I knew your parents back in the day!
-TERRIBLE HAIRCUT. SLEEP WITH ME
-WAHHH I'LL NEVER HAVE A FAMILY
-NO YOU WON'T. I WANT TO BEAT UP MY SISTER. SLEEP WITH ME
Oh my God you are USELESS
-My negging tactics will work, you'll see!
-Soon I'll be the one making out in our front yard!
Ya idk Barth, this is the most pathetic picture of all time. I'm seriously considering cheating and changing your aspiration, like it's unreal how bad you are at it.
-I'm not bad at it, moron, I'm being strategic! Now it's time to invite them over and see my work bear fruit!
God you are so gross, maybe you do belong with Gunnar.
FUCK ME IT WORKED. SARAH WTF
I can't believe this is happening and neither can anyone else by the looks of it-
-YET HERE WE ARE. 2/20 I guess??
-I told you! Stick with me and we'll neg every dormie on this campus!
That's not a goal I want to achieve, Barth!
-See you later, Barth, I'm very satisfied, I'll leave you a 5 star review!
Now that I'm thinking about it, between Gunther, Cyn, Sophito and Barth we've really been operating a Greek House/Brothel for 4 gens, go us!
I'm still having a hard time believing Barth is actually good at being a romance sim, especially because Sarah has been completely desperate ever since Cyn stole evil wizard Matthew Hart from her, so I immediately invite over Sam Thomas-
-AND IT WORKS AGAIN THO GLITCHED. WTF. Ok Barth so I guess you actually ARE competent?? Who knew.
-I knew! I always believed in Barth!
GET OUT OF HERE SUNSET
And now, time for a tragedy in 3 parts:
So next day I'm feeling confident enough that we invite over Klara, my top pick for Barth spouse and she is INTO him, let's do this, Barth!!!
SUNSET
-Heeeeeeeeey Barth, what's up?🥰
-Ich habe urgent hömewörk das dö.
KLARA DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT LEAVING THEM ALONE
-Congrats on your great first semester grades, Sunset!
-Wanna congratulate me on my first kiss, too?
-What?
OK THEN FML I GUESS. I mean I knew this would happen the day he brought her home from school and they were dancing for like 4h but still it's very upsetting.
Let's figure out the degree of relation here so we know how grossed out we should be, so they are connected through Daniel-Jojo. So her grandfather and his great-grandfather were brothers, which makes them 2nd cousins once removed. It honestly doesn't sound THAT bad, but I think the word 'removed' is really doing the heavy lifting here.
Anyway, we took a small break to kiss our cousin, now let's go back to our date with our future wife!
-Are you enjoying this magical slow dancing in the kitchen, babe? It's a move my dad taught me.
-Ja, ich was here to see your höe vater.
Oh right didn't Klara turn down Sophito LOL. But his even more degenerate son she couldn't resist, Klara wtf!
-Just give me 1 second babe, I'll be right with you-
OH MY GOD COME ON. POOR KLARA
-Sorry, Klar, this is lasting longer than expected, why don't you put a movie on and hang out?
-Ja, ök.
KLARA
-All done babe, come here!
-Ohöhö!
-Blood is thicker than water, Klara!
SUNSET FFS
B R O
Klara I can't believe this title goes to you of all people but you are without a doubt the biggest cuck we've ever encountered, I am legit shocked by this sequence of events.
-5/20 IN 2 DAYS. AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS A FLOP ROMANCE SIM. EVERYONE DID. EVEN MY GRANDMAS MADE FUN OF ME. WELL I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!!!!
Great! Barth is at 5/20 woohoos and I'm at 2/2 for supervillain origin stories this gen, it's all working out!
My disobedient grandson Bartholomew is playing the giant music and it is making our home smell like dead geese!
i can't believe kids nowadays. I'm 14 and I know better than some stupid kid named BARFolomew. Back in my day I got sentto the timeout corner and maybe even got my tablet taken away. I don't know how old your grandson is, but he should be slapped maybe. And then his technology broken in front of him.
as for the dead geese smell, that's permanent. Sorry.
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Well... it has been a Halloween prep day today. Had to take Westley down for fixing up.
Westley is drunk, dead drunk.
He’s not driving home, I can promise you that. We’ll get him a car. A long black car.
While Westley rests in shame, we got Barfolomew up.
This has left us pretty dead tired.
But @coatntails completed her little candelabra, too... and just wow, it looks Disneyland level quality.
I feel like next year we should figure out how to make it float around like the candelabra on the Haunted Mansion ride.
She really has done a lot this year. I think we're going to look amazing. It is really very cool to live with an artist who is also a Halloween freak like myself. She can actually do all the stuff I just imagine.
Though we do need a simpler costume for her than @countessmaggie because that is a bit much for passing candy out to kids. Not that I don't adore Maggie.
Pic above: It seems Agatha is also a big fan of Lou ;)
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Jack and Lou were peacefully riding to the Pub, when Lunatic ran off.
Back to the Arena where Noxee still was (with Greg of course! Poor Jack ^^')
Siawa had 'called' (from outside the Game) to ask Jack if everything is ok :3 aouww
They are so worried after what happened in Jack's first playtest.
And Vampire Prince Caleb wasn't feeling well with all those furry Werewolves around ö.Ö'
Prince Caleb: "Why are we even here?"
Queen Noxee: "That's what royals do apparently. Show up at all kind of nonsense events to please our subjects or whatsoever. Smile!"
Haha and then adult Jack passed by!
Vlad: "Can I have my money now?"
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i didn't know whether to change the media for wednesday and pugsley. it's kinda complicated in the sense that in the wednesday show, they're reprsented by latine actors rather than the other addams family where they're white actors. but i know people don't like tim burton (or the wednesday show in general) for antiblackness (which. i'm half black so i understand) so like 🤷🏽 if they get any farther i'll flip flop the images again
tomorrow at 7-730 AM MST they'll go live
Alex Russo (Wizards if Waverly Place) VS. Alina Starkov (Shadow & Bone)
Spock (Star Trek) VS. Maria Deluca (Roswell New Mexico)
Mary Anne Spier (The Babysitters Club) VS. Wednesday & Pugsley Addams
Julie & Carlos Molina (Julie and the Phantoms) VS. Barfolomew (Space Balls)
We begin this update with a sign of things to come, aka the appearance of this creepy orb with zzzz’s in the corner of our lot. I was freaking out about it thinking the lot is fucked, but it turned out to be..
-It’s been shit knowing you, flops!
-GOODBYE KITANA, WOOOOOOOF💔
-Shut up, Veronica, you pencil-necked freak. Alright beam me up, bony bozo.
-UH, YOU KNOW, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON’T WANNA LIVE A LITTLE LONGER, WE COULD WORK SOMETHING OUT💀
-Ohoho nice try, pussyboi, now take me with you before you catch these claws.
-GOOD LORD💀
Ya Grim I know, our Kitana sure was special❤️ RIB, baby (Rest In Blood).
In the meantime, my attempts to make Felina and Bartholomew unhate each other continue..
..and are clearly DOOMED. Bro why. WHY DO YOU TWO EVEN HATE EACH OTHER, I DON’T GET IT. You have the only pair of good parents we’ve ever produced, wtf is your problem.
-It’s biological!!!
What??
-Failina is right for once, the return of the recessive ginger genes brought the Union spirit back with it!
Oh wow that’s just great, we better save some of this Union spirit in the pantry in case recession hits. Fml. I DID manage to make them un-enemies, they just regularly hate each other now, so yay me :(
After Don’s death so close to Jojo’s bummed me the fuck out I gave the rest of the elders elixir and I don’t care! I can’t have major deaths each update, I’m not strong enough.
-Well don’t worry, I’m gonna do the hard work for you and kill Sophie right now!
Glitched Butler #8 istg. I can’t believe I had to go back to hiring these losers because of how useless iVan is.
Case in point, Bartholomew misses the bus because he wants to watch the iVan-Sandy Deathmatch of the Undead.
-Geez, it’s so violent!
THAT’S WHAT YOU DO WITH FELINA ALL DAY
-I know, let me write down some tips!
Cyn is in deep mourning, she’s been rolling 0 romantic wants (!!!) all she wants to do is chill and play with the pets💔
-No, Jack Do, I don’t want to elope with you and ‘live in Al Simhara as Indiana Jones impersonators’, stop calling here before I sic my killbot on you🌸
Omg Cyn I know what would make you feel better, how about planning Felina’s birthday party?? (*ominous music*)
-How about iVan’s job! Man I wish I was a robot butler, then I’d never lose a fight to Failina again! I won’t step foot in school until I’m the ultimate fighting machine!
Sophie can you talk to this brat, please?
-In a minute, finally a kid around here with the sports OTH! You won’t believe what a nerd your dad was when he was your age, Barth.
-Oh he still is, I broke his jaw the other day playing catch.
-That’s my boy!
-I’m back from school and I got another A+ and it’s my birthday!!! My life could literally not be better!!!! (*ominous music*)
-Dad, dad, I got another A+!!! So much better than Barfolomew, right?? Right??? You know he skipped school today!!!!
-Oh that’s amazing, sweetie, as is Sandy all of a sudden!
Of course. OF COURSE YOU’RE INTO SANDY NOW THAT SHE’S BANGING A RELATIVE OF YOURS. I hate these Gunther genes so fucking much. Whatever, time for Felina’s party! (*ominous music intensifies*)
Good job, Cyn, super cute!
-Yay! Blow out your candles, baby!🌸
-WOOOO GO FELINA
-You know what, I’m just gonna stand here.
Shajar I’m already regretting giving you elixir. Go on Fel!
-NOT SO FAST
WHAT. BARTHOLOMEOW OH MY GOD
-HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR SIS
D U D E
YA SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT
HE STRAIGHT UP CAME DOWNSTAIRS TO RUIN HER PARTY AND LEFT. UN.REAL
-Ok, let’s all pretend what happened didn’t happen, GO FELINA WOOO💗
-GREAT PARTY BABY, GO ON
-Um, am I the only one who saw Bartholomeow beat her up?
NOT NOW SUGAR, CAN IT
YAY, happy birthday, Fel! Man she looks like an exact Sophie/Shajar mix aka exactly like Sophito but with Liz’s nose! Adorb! Now let’s roll for aspiration..
FAMILY?!? LMAO a lil ironic isn’t it??
-MY FAMILY WILL CRUSH BARFOLOMEOW’S FAMILY
Well when you put it like that. Love that chemistry panel too, either Felina is ending up with a woman or an eyelinered bejeweled Don type. Let’s pray for the former.
-I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT THAT LITTLE SHIT DID TO ME. I CALL ON HEAVEN AND EARTH TO WITNESS MY CURSE: A PLAGUE ON BARFOLOMEOW AND ALL HIS DESCENDANTS
Alright, let’s lighten up, shall we?
That’s better, Sandy and iVan are here to ruin this party’s score even further! Great job, you two!
Meanwhile Bartholomeow.. is doing THIS. Bro I CAN’T
-I’M SO HAPPY >:D
Barth are you an actual demon? I’m not even kidding.
I try to cheer up Felina by having her light up these firecrackers or whatever they are, UNAWARE THEY CAN MAKE SIMS CATCH FIRE. I’M SO SORRY
-HAHAHA boy is my granddaughter a loser!
SHAJAR
-Oh Leo, I think I’m ready for my first post-mourning wooho right here during Felina’s party!💗
FFS
-WHY IS MY FAMILY LIKE THIS
Why did you ROLL family when your family is like this is the better question.
-I’ll light up these fireworks to distract everyone and then I’m getting the fuck outta here!
FELINA NO. DON’T MESS WITH PYROTECNHICS AGAIN
Oh ok it worked!
-WOW SPARKLY
-AMAZING
-WOOOO SHINNY FIRE
-BEST PARTY EVER
What’s killing me is this actually was one of our best parties ever, everyone but Felina had a great time?? OVER
-Oh God, this is still going on?🌸
Ya apparently?! Ugh.
-It was so hot watching you brawl with iVan during my niece’s party, babe.
-Y̷O̴U K̵N̴O̷W I̷'̸M̸ P̵U̷R̷E̴ C̵L̸A̴S̷S🧟♀️
Felina’s party appropriately ends with a cowplant-cake-tree-fire. Clarabelle, how many times do I have to tell you to be careful with that goddamn candle?!
-MOOOO >:(
All madeover and ready to go! What are you going for here, a Dark Phoenix vibe?
-That’s exactly it, as this party was my supervillain origin story.
Ok that’s a little dramatic-
-𝙸𝚃 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝙸𝚂𝙽'𝚃, 𝙸 𝚆𝙰𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴;
YA not helping, iVan.
-𝙸'𝙼 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙶𝚁𝙰𝙼𝙼𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿;
Trust me, I know!
-ENOUGH. This family’s degeneracy has been allowed to fester for far too long. I will finish what Grandpa Jojo started, by pruning the diseased family tree! All glory to the House of Union! Are you with me, iVan?
-𝙸 𝙰𝙲𝚃𝚄𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙾𝙼𝙴𝙾𝚆 𝙱𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁;
-I’m the only one who knows how to fix you.
-𝙸'𝙼 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙰𝚈;
Ok Felina you’re creeping me out, you’re the good one! 7 nice points!
-Nice Felina died in a firecracker accident! But from the ashes, I was reborn.. And from the ashes of this family, a new family will rise..
OMG IT’S OUR FIRST ONE OF @lamare-sims custom LTWS!!!! Wish it was happening under less deranged circumstances but what can you do.