Alex: Kara? What's wrong? You look like you're about to cry.
Kara: No, nothing. It's just... something that happened with Lena.
Alex: What did she do? Is she evil after all? Did she cheat on you? Do I need to kill her??
Kara: *sniffling* She just- she-
Alex: Woah, hey it's okay. Take a breath, then tell me what happened.
Kara: We were baking a cake for when Ruby and Sam come to visit. Everything was going great, we were having so much fun, and then I turned round and saw it...
Alex: You saw WHAT Kara???
Kara: The bowl! In the sink! Full of water!
Kara: I'd maybe have understood if she'd scraped it out herself rather than sharing it with me, but she didn't even eat it! She just... washed it up.
Kara: All that lovely cake batter, washed away down the drain like it was nothing. I'm not sure I can ever see her quite the same way after this.
Alex:
Alex: ...you eat the raw cake mix?
Kara: *clutching her heart dramatically* ET TU BRUTE?!
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You have been assigned to a being called "The Batter".
@echothefreak's OFFTOBER - day 1 Puppeteer
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uh oh, you can hear shattering coming from poppy's room..
..it may be a good or bad idea to check on her,
-@thatonepoppyangstguy
(she will not attack btw, just a bit pissed off rn)
" I-- ghh.. "
[ 🍰 ] ~ Currently, it's night time for Cosmo. He discreetly squeezes out Sprout's grip, getting up and stumbling.
" Seriously, I don't have time for being a twisted.. I need to help my friends.. "
[ 🍰 ] ~ Sighing-- He's putting up a fight against the ichor, now. Cosmo trots out the dimly lit room, thankful it isn't TOO bright outside. He goes down the stairs, almost slipping. Searching.. He's found Poppy's room.
[ 🍰 ] ~ Knock, knock.. Cosmo inhales, ready to run from Twisted Poppy.
" ..Poppy? Are you there? "
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first impression of the missing link beta: this game isn't ready to be released.
i really don't care how badly people are scrapping for content regarding this series. it isn't done. it really needs more time to cook.
i get that this is a mobile game, but the graphical fidelity of it does not appear to be made for mobile devices, and it looks like it's complicating the production of it.
the game has very poor lighting. the shadows and shading on a character's face looks very terrifying sometimes. it's far from a bad start, but it very much needs more polish.
parts of the environment constantly load and deload depending on the render distance and where the camera is positioned, and it isn't subtle. it's noticable and i constantly found my eyes flicking to the corner of the screen to check what i just saw, only to realise it was a tree spawning in.
there's almost no SFX in some cutscenes. characters will be walking and you won't hear their footsteps. someone will do some kinda weird magic thing with their hand or whatever, but there's no sound to accompany the flashy VFX.
the game SEEMS fine if this is meant to be an incredibly rough beta? but like, this isn't done. please don't expect a final product to be released soon.
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Vampire!ghost but the reason he wears the mask isn't for sunlight protection but because he has a mouth full of teeth like a tarkatan/Mileena from Mortal Kombat.
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