#battle wagon

[ex-frat-man]

[gijoe-forever]

[hillwoodhouse]

[swreactions]

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[stroobae]

“I have become unto a god!”

[sysig]

Charm(s) meet Charm Bear (Patreon)

[jinx-you-owe-me]

PART 22

of the dfk audiobook translation

@cnka

Narrator (audiobook): Uli gathers all his courage and steps in front of the assembled class.

Uli: „I want to say something!“ Uli: „I can't take this anymore! You all think I’m a loser. But I’m not! I’ll prove it to you tomorrow at 3 at the city wall. That I’m not a loser!“

The class mutters among each other. Uli jumps down from the desk and leaves.

The Externs walk past Uli's friends and yell another "Loser!" at them.

Narrator (audiobook): Meanwhile, Jo has checked her phone. She is shocked.

Jo: „They’ve deleted everything!“ Matze: „What, seriously?!“ Jo: „All of our work, our film! Everything we’ve shot, this- oh, I’ll kill these pigs. We need to take revenge, we need a plan!“ Martina: „Jo, I don’t know. What’s the point of that?“

Jo: „They have destroyed everything! Our entire film, everything we’ve worked on! You can’t be this indifferent to it.“ Martina: „I’m not indifferent to it. I just have more important things to do. I need to study.“

Jo: „Study? Are you really serious? Your only problem is if Bökh likes you!?“ Martina, yelling: „Boah, Jo, ey, you have no idea at all! Just shut the hell up for once!!“

Narrator (audiobook): Martina storms furiously out of the room. So does Jo shortly after.

Jo: „There’s really nothing but idiots here! Shitty jerkwater town!!“

[Note: this is the best translation of "scheiß Kuhkaff" I could find...]

Narrator (audiobook): A helpless Matze is left behind.

Matze: „So much for 'us Internals stick together'.“

SCENE CHANGE

[Note: I can translate the song lyrics if you want to.]

Narrator (audiobook): The next day. Matze walks into his room and meets his friend, who is about to leave with a helmet and climbing ropes.

Matze: „Hi, Uli.“

Narrator (audiobook): But Uli ignores Matze and gives him a bodycheck before he storms out of the room.

Narrator (audiobook): It’s not an easy time. Everyone seems to be fighting their own small battle. Not just the kids, but also Robert. The meeting with Justus has stirred him up a lot and torn open old wounds.

A montage of different characters while the song plays.

Martina lies on her bed with her school books and cries.

Robert is on a walk along the lake.

Matze plays with a little boxing toy and eats biscuits.

Narrator (audiobook): Jo seeks conversation with the Nichtraucher and knocks on the door of his wagon.

(knocking)

Jo: „Can I come in?“

Narrator (audiobook): Shortly after, Jo is playing on Robert‘s piano. He sits next to her and listens.

Jo plays the last chords of the song on the piano.

Jo: (sighs) Jo: „I feel like I don’t belong here.“ Jo: „Like, in Kirchberg.“

Jo: „I mean, they’re all little Spießers here.“ Nichtraucher: (chuckles quietly) Jo: „The Externs anyway…“ (sighs) „And the Internals are shit too.“ Nichtraucher: „Yeah?“ Jo: "Yeah, I mean, you’re better off on your own too after all. Don’t meet Bökh and stuff..." Nichtraucher: (heavy sigh)

Narrator (audiobook): Robert sits down on the couch and lights himself another cigarette.

Nichtraucher: (long sigh) Nichtraucher: „You know, Jo- life is like that sometimes. People disappear and then they’re just gone.“

Jo: „How? Something like that has a reason. Why did you never want to see each other again?“ Nichtraucher: (sighs.) „His mother was sick. Very sick. It wasn’t easy back then either, a friendship with an Internal. It was complicated.“

Silence.

Jo: „What happened?“

Silence.

Nichtraucher: „My wife died.“

Silence.

Jo: „Oh.“

Silence.

Nichtraucher, quietly: „Justus knew her as well. But he didn’t get in touch.“

Silence.

Nichtraucher, almost whispering: „Maybe he didn’t care.“

Music softly fades in.

Jo: „I don’t believe that.“

[redloftwingfeathers]

I tried crucifying a korok and went up some bridge stairs at full speed and my whole wagon tipped over

[sw5w]

Retreat! Retreat!

STAR WARS EPISODE I: The Phantom Menace 01:57:00

[geraskier]

🎶 here in my crystal kingdom 🎶

[dietmar44]

Deux rares wagons de la Grande Guerre viennent d ´arriver au Musée des 2 Guerres de Meaux (77) , Seine et Marne, Ile de France (France)

Un wagon de transport de troupes et un rarissime wagon d ´artillerie qui était couplé avec des pièces de très gros calibre installé sur rails.

[theglizzardwizard]

I still stand by my previous statement regarding pretending to be white in predominantly white fandom spaces.

[mikiruma]

i need to redesign my pokésona. i have the gym leader one from ages ago. but now i need to make my new one. he's a breeder-turned-social scientist who primarily studies the ethics and interactions between pokémon and humans, as well as their environmental impact. his goal is to inform the public about proper pokémon care, make sure any work pokémon are treated well and rehome/rehabilitate mistreated pokémon. (as much as i love an idyllic world where they live in harmony, unfortunately im a realist. people are people. this guy is a self proclaimed pokémon advocate with that in mind)

[harkovastwebcomic]

Chapter 9 cont 2

Golta ran in all directions as the Samurai rides rushed into their midst. Some were buffeted off their feet by the charging Histoos and trampled, while others fell to the skilful blows from the samurai’s spears and swords, or picked off with precise arrows fired at close range.

Zilfay had seen many battles, and retained her wits even in the face of disaster. She ran amongst the wagons, to avoid being in the direct path of the charging samurai and drew two long pistols from her back. She quickly checked their mechanism and then looked up as a samurai charged past the wagon nearest to her. Immediately she lowered one of her weapons, aiming for just a moment before firing her weapon. With a loud bang and a burst of fire and smoke, a lead ball was sent straight through the back of the samurai’s armour. He went limp in the saddle, toppling sideways from his mount. Zilfay shifted her stance and readied her second weapon, just as another samurai, a woman readying a bow, rushed past her wagon. Zilfay’s shot hit this samurai in the side of the head, punching into one side of her helmet, but not exiting the other. The samurai’s head and limbs dropped immediately as life vanished from her body. She dropped her bow but remained mostly upright in the saddle, held in place by her armour, as her uncontrolled steed carried her away. Zilfay dropped her guns and drew two more pistols from her hip holsters. Guns, especially quality guns, weren’t cheap but if you wasted a moment in battle you wouldn’t live to spend the money you saved.

More samurai were rushing amongst the wagons now, and dead Golta were falling to the ground all around. Zilfay fired another shot, at range this close, a skilled Golta could hardly miss, hitting a Histoo and causing it to tumble over. Its samurai rider was crushed under his rolling steed’s weight. It was then that Zilfay’s eyes met those of another samurai rider. He was a huge armoured figure, terrifying to behold, the banner on his back fluttering as he pulled at his steeds reins to ready the beast to charge Zilfay. He was a hulking, savage reptilian monster, as all these Tsung-Dao Tolpish were. In his hand was a long spear, pulled back ready to thrust. Zilfay did not hesitate, raising her pistol and firing. This shot hit the charging samurai in the shoulder, blowing off a large chunk of his long shoulder plate. The Samurai swayed but then steadied himself.

“I have you now, Golta!” He yelled as he dug in his heels, whipped the reins and resumed his charge.

Zilfay snarled under her breath. ”Is that right, boyo?” A fleeing Golta man ran into the path of the Samurai’s histoo, but the rider didn’t even glance at him. The samurai’s focus was entirely in killing Zilfay for the impertinence of firing at him. The fleeing man was sent flying by the charging Histoo, not slowing it for a moment. With a triumphant cry he thrust at Zilfay with his spear. But in his rage and eagerness, he over-extended. Zilfay dropped one of her pistols as she darted to the side, evading the spear and then grabbing onto it. She used her body weight to pull on it, tipping the rider out of his saddle. The samurai landed heavily on his side, winding him. Zilfay gave him no chance to recover, kicking him over onto his back. She flipped her remaining pistol around in her hand to hold it by the barrel and brought the weighted pistol butt down onto his face over and over, splattering her waistcoat in blood. Zilfay stood up and looked around, catching her breath and taking in the situation. The area was increasingly swarming with samurai riders, and to believe there was still any meaningful defence was wishful thinking. Zilfay dropped to the ground and rolled under a wagon, then pulling herself up onto its axle out of view. Clinging on with her legs she started working to reload her remaining pistol and considering what to do next.

From under the wagon she saw the clawed, sandaled feet of the Tsung-Dao warriors as they dismounted by the wagon.

“Is that all of them?” said one samurai, a woman.

“I think so” responded another, also female. “I’ll set some people looking for stragglers.” ”A great victory!” said a male voice. “Through your leadership we have triumphed, Shogun!” There was the sound of another figure dismounting. Zilfay was surprised to see that this did not have the clawed feet of a Tsung-Dao, though through his purple leggings and only seeing his feet it was impossible for Zilfay to be sure of his race. ”Indeed” said Shogun, sternly. “Our work is done. We should depart.” ”What about the prisoners?” said the first female.

There was a pause of a few seconds. ”Kill them.” responded Shogun, finally, his voice devoid of emotion. Zilfay stifled a gasp of shock. She couldn’t see the faces of the samurai to know how they responded, but they all moved away, out of her view. Then came the screams of Golta and the sounds of swords striking. Zilfay felt her eyes fill with tears, and wiped them on her shirt sleeve, trying to remain silent despite her horror. She hung onto the wagon axel for what seemed like hours, but was in truth only a few minutes, until she heard the samurai forces riding away. Finally she climbed out and surveyed the scenes of devastation. Dead Golta laid everywhere. A great many of them were laid in one area, including most of the none-combatants, the elderly and children that had been slaughtered. A few survivors, those who had found a hiding place or pretended to be dead, stumbled around the area as if in a daze, unable to comprehend what had befallen them. Zilfay found Marta’s body, laying face down on the grass. Zilfay rolled her friend onto her back and then stood up. Golta admired stoicism. Complaining about anything other than Tolpish was unbecoming. Large displays of emotion were usually frowned upon, even from women. Zilfay sniffed, but kept her composure.

“What do we do?” said a survivor, speaking to no one in particular.

Zilfay turned to face him. ”We must remind the Tolpish that there is nothing as expensive as Golta blood, is there? And we are going to balance the books.”

[elenamegan14]

One Piece Imagine: F!Reader giving a Victory Smooch to Monster Trio

Luffy

Luffy did not see himself as a hero. He is a pirate, and he never shares especially food. But boy, the rage he felt when he saw that terrible Marine captain stole the food that you have painstakingly tried to keep - nobody has the right to starve anyone on HIS watch!

So you truly fall for him when he and his crew return with a wagon of fruits, veggies, all the finest delicacies he can offer... and a very beaten up corrupt Marine captain on his feet. The villagers were more than grateful to be freed from that jerk, especially you.

After giving that Marine a well-deserved kick on the nuts before handing him to the ACTUAL authority, you came up to Luffy with a plate of his favorite meat on the bones and told him that he deserved a reward for helping her. He gratefully accepts it... but not before you gave him a gentle peck on his cheek, "My hero." Luffy is annoyed that you are interrupting his meal. Also, he is not a hero, damn it! But he is still grateful for the reward. Meanwhile, Sanji is fuming about the background of why Luffy always gets the good part of the reward.

"Shishishishi! You're welcome! But I want more meat instead of kisses!"

Zoro

You're gonna need a lot of cold showers when Zoro saves you. because the way he saves you is actually hoooooot.

Oceans in Grand Line are stupidly dangerous. Freaky weather and monsters will always come when you least expect it. So it really kind of surprised you when the crew got ambushed by a giant Sea King.

A very vicious, pissed-off Sea King.

Its battle with it can be described as near-death and brutal. The crew had a lot of close calls, but it was when its jaws almost closed on you that Zoro got to work.

A couple of swishes from his blade, followed by an intense "ONI GIRI!" battle cry had turned that Sea King into a seafood fillet fit to feed as Luffy's dinner. It was vicious, it was professional. IT WAS HOT.

When Zoro came to check on you, you had to fan yourself really hard because, WOW. How does that muscle of his work again? And how hard his teeth are? Zoro did not have time to react before your lips descended on him, catcalls and cheers from the crew (and a furious rant from Sanji) accompanied the scene. "My hero~" you purred.

The normally serious Zoro became incredibly flustered, annoyed, and sorta impressed by your reward. He never expected this turn of events, promising you that he will need more than that in the bedroom.

"Oi, OI! Really? Ah, damn it. All in a day's work I guess. Seriously, what was that?"

Sanji

The day you're engaged to the most violent and sexist man is the day Sanji saved you. Your noble parents sold you off to the most notoriously rich man, who is known for his brutish "manly" treatment of women. To them, it was discipline. But to you and the other poor women, he is hell.

Enter Sanji. He has been on the island for a few days and he already heard plenty of horror stories about the future groom of yours. So he did what a pirate should do - crash into the party with the crew and humiliate your father and groom with the knowledge of wine and food.

Your ex-fiance's luck ran out when he slapped you halfway across the room when you tried to stop him from jeopardizing the guests' safety. Gone is the suave Sanji - he only sees a man who DARES to hurt a lady and brags about it - oh, he won't get away with it. One Diable Jambe Concasse later, Sanji left the terrified household and one horribly hurt unconscious fiancee, carrying you in his arms.

When you're already in a safe space, Sanji asks if you're okay... only to be met with a barrage of kisses on his face and a large one of his lips. Never had you felt so grateful, so much in love with Sanji. "My hero! Thank you so, SO, much!"

There was a happy, sheepish grin, lots of "mellorine!" and blood spurts from the nose before Sanji replied joyfully with "You're welcome, milady!" And then he would ask if there is more to come from your reward.

He nearly went to heaven when you slyly said yes.

"HA! You see that?! I am a hero! Yes, I am! Mr. Prince is here to save the ladies's day from danger! Ahaha! I am always here to serve you any time, Y/N-chwaaan!"

Please reply if you would like to suggest more scenarios like this with other characters!

[staybeautifulmp3]

watching season 2 god i miss jugheads serpent era so much