#beatriceofthesugarmanplace

[butterscotchhorseman]

There you are, Bea you need to come home. I'm starving @beatriceofthesugarmanplace

[babybojackhorseman]

Mama? @beatriceofthesugarmanplace

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

You know what you need? ice cream @beatriceofthesugarmanplace

[crackerjack-the-sugarman]

@beatriceofthesugarmanplace

Wait, I just realized something…

Both versions of your child are named Bojack…

So I guess you’re gonna name your kid that?

The Jack in BoJack… is he partially named after me? 🥺

[therealbojack]

RP blog. Little bit canon-divergent in that Secretariat's already out, but Todd is still living with Bojack. Why? Because I say so, and it's my blog, LOL.

Anyone can interact, and anyone is welcome to interact in character or as an OC as well. No bojackXoc romance though.

OP is 25.

other blogs:

Mr. Peanutbutter: @pblivinofficial

Diane: @dianeinreallife

Todd: @thetoddmeister

Young time traveling Beatrice: @beatriceofthesugarmanplace

OOC: @monstersw1thv1bes @straightasad1ck

[declared-dead-crackerjack]

@beatriceofthesugarmanplace

I remember my verison of you complaining that you had trouble getting BoJack to calm down when he was an infant sometimes…

A few tips! If trying to feed him, change him, burp him, etc, fails to get him to stop crying…

Rry making silly faces at him, or singing! Babies also like being bounced sometimes.

Also, sometimes babies simply want to be held.

If nothing works, well, I think sometimes babies simply need to cry themselves out a bit. I imagine going from the womb and being surrounded by comfort, to being out in the world, is a pretty difficult adjustment! Remember that babies are tiny little guys that have no idea what’s going on, and the only way they have to communicate or express discomfort is by crying. I know it can be pretty frustrating, but please try to be patient. Babies aren’t trying to be difficult, they simply are very needy and have no good way to express themselves. Remember that a baby is entirely reliant on you, and you’re his whole world!

[butterscotchhorseman]

I'm not paying child support. Get an abortion @beatriceofthesugarmanplace

[butterscotchhorseman]

There are rumors going around by my so called son that I'm a violent man but I would never hit a woman I'm a gentle horseman. don't listen to him Bea

@beatriceofthesugarmanplace

[crackerjack-the-sugarman]

@beatriceofthesugarmanplace

Man, I remember how you used to dote on that baby doll of yours… I bet you’d make a wonderful mother.

(Especially without a man like Butterscotch dragging you down. Ugh, he seemed like the worst.)

[crackerjack-the-sugarman]

Hey uhhhh @beatriceofthesugarmanplace

So. Guys kissing guys. Gay people. What do you think about that.

[crackerjack-the-sugarman]

@beatriceofthesugarmanplace

So, how old are you now?

[crackerjack-the-sugarman]

Hey @beatriceofthesugarmanplace, I’m still getting used to navigating this whole internet thing, and I’m not caught up on everything, but uhhh… who’s this Butterscotch person?

[crackerjack-the-sugarman]

So…

@beatriceofthesugarmanplace

What have you been up to?

[declared-dead-crackerjack]

Hey Bea, I just wanted to tell you… how proud I am that you got your Bachelor’s degree. I know our moronic old man wasn’t pleased, so you probably haven’t heard this in your universe… but it’s an amazing accomplishment, and I’m so, so proud of you

@beatriceofthesugarmanplace

[crackerjack-the-sugarman]

@beatriceofthesugarmanplace

Fun fact, you were the most adorable baby ever! Seriously! No other baby has ever come close!

[crackerjack-the-sugarman]

@beatriceofthesugarmanplace

So, how many months along are you? With your pregnancy