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fatedroses · 21 days

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When you're the emperor of an entire nation and undoubtably have countless very important things to do...

...but you instead drive over to your friend's estate deep in the mountains to surprise him, just to be a normal person for a little while.

(Aka he's hiding out so he can nap in the arboretum for a couple days.)

#ffxiv #sketch #emet selch #solus zos galvus #oc #atticus van simularus #tsukiko and amako are there too just very... very tiny #poor atticus not realizing he's essentially getting affectionally garlean head bonked -by a god-#has to put up with the magical ascian bullshittery emet is capable of- not limited to this old man suddenly getting random bursts of energy #I will always love the concept of emet accidently getting way too into character or attached and it biting him on the ass #old evil not-wizard visits his longest living henchman #discovers henchman now has a pair of twins that he considers his children #has to go through the emotional whiplash of 'hehe i am a godfather now -> wtf am I even thinking'#tsukiko also gets to have the heart attack a year later that the old man she's been nonchalantly talking to is the god damn -emperor-#to her for a very long time he was just the weird old man that would nap under their willow tree all day aka “mr.galvus”#I always write and draw emet and atticus' dynamic together so happy but damn does their story make me so sad #regent basically has to beg atticus not to look into who emet-selch was because he knows it would basically destroy him #and like how I write him and emet- regent also accidently got way too attached to someone who was initially just a stepping stone

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redactedresearch · 7 months

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I think Handsome Jack cried so hard he threw up once he really stood and acknowledged Angel's passing

#i genuinely believe he thought he was doing what was best for her #and maybe he was also punishing her for killing her mother on accident #hes a human there's only so much he can do #and focusing his rage over losing his wife on getting rid of all bandits #bandits that caused the death of his wife by attempting to kidnap his daughter to use her siren abilities to discover vaults #and that being the very same thing that kills her #the game doesnt show you his grief because they dont want you to empathize with someone who is pathologically trying to destroy the other #and i get that. its a simple video game #nuance could muddy things #but i think he loved his daughter #and wept as soon as he was alone #he sought power to protect her #and now he has nothing left #and sometimes i think he may have wanted to die #at the end of BL2 #because he failed in completing his one true goal of saving his daughter from herself #anyways sorry #borderlands #handsome jack #redacted

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larrythefloridaman · 10 months

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WOAH, HE'S BIGENDER? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!

#hey. hey. im just saying. he LITERALLY 'transed his gender' in a diagetic bit in orange. and if that wasnt enough.#in blue he disguised himself as squid jenny specifically with larry's powers (the only thing hes done with them on screen)#got caught by his god-assigned roles-obsessed caretaker. and was given the label of being something intrinsically unescapably deceitful.#while 'pretending' to be trans girl.#like. if i wasnt pretty sure it was all an accident i might even call the allegory here slightly heavy-handed.#with the nccts emphasizing a theme of 'youre not just what people say you are #you can be more than one thing at the same time' with crim #i think crimson can have boygirl swag. some bigender pizzazz. i think he deserves it.#is it REALLY a cpu kerfuffle arc without a subversive narratively relevant gender-transing.#am i supposed to believe the spirit of deviance himself is cis? get fucking real. grow up. /silly #also a lil crimtoinette in there. just for flavor. because i cant help myself.#also sidenote the nccts have given him this cute lil tendency #to tip his hat down to hide his face when hes trying to be Genuine or Thoughtful or Poignant. and i enjoy that little touch #i maybe like this guy a little too much. hes most of what ive drawn for months.#but what do you want from me. i read him as a queercoded villain deconstructed at the metanarrative level.#am i just supposed to be normal about that.#me and zia talked about this in dms and discovered. we came to a lot of the same conclusions. completely independently. lmao #cpuk crimson

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caffeinatedopossum · 8 months

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I feel like I'm going to throw up, there's something so wrong with me and with the world. It's not okay, how can anyone be okay

#domt mind me just realizing that i will never be able to be a good person because good people dont exist #and the world makes criminals of us all #what do i do? theres no way to heal the damage of my existence #i cant handle this i wasnt made for this #i truly believe humanity will kill itself off either on purpose or on accident and when it does i just pray we dont take every other species #with us #i think humans are evolving and discovering things we cant handle knowing #but only some of us will hold onto that knowledge and let it drive us insane #the others will ignore it and continue to only be insane in the same way they always have been #this all sounds crazy i sound crazy but i promise it makes sense to me #and it fills me with unparalleled dread #i cant even think about it without Dissociating

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victorluvsalice · 4 months

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And Now, The Dynamics Of The Valicer Trio In Gif Form

Alice and Smiler:

Smiler and Victor:

Alice and Victor:

Alice, Victor, and Smiler:

#ot3 #valicer #victor van dort #alice liddell #smiler alton #very pleased to discover that you can add image alt text to animated gifs as well!#I thought I was going to have to do IDs underneath each one #and that would have kind of thrown off the flow of the post I thought #good work for once tumblr #now if only your gif search wasn't as shit as your real search #like seriously it took me a lot longer than I expected to track down some of these gifs #the Dr. Bunsen and Beaker one and the 'Heart Eyes Motherfucker' one were happy accidents #but it took me FOREVER to get the 'Bastard Son and The Devil Himself' and 'Singin' In The Rain' ones #like seriously why does searching the TITLE OF THE SERIES/MOVIE NOT WORK #bleeeh #anyway this all came about because I was remembering the whole 'someone will die' 'of fun!' thing from Parks & Rec gifs past #and realized 'hang on that is TOTALLY an Alice and Smiler mood'#and things came together from there #enjoy!#queued

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mjhartwork · 1 year

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2,000 year old Protean vessel lid, depicting three Proteans from different stratums of Selhadro. Considering the open mouths pointing towards the lid's handle, it was most likely used to store food. This artifact was dug up, alongside many others, during a mining operation on Lagopus that broke into the remains of a museum.

#important info: the planetoid Lagopus is the same celestial object as the moon Selhadro... there was just a... Warp Accident.#and the surviving Proteans didn't (or couldn't) claim ownership of Lagopus after it #i figure that this artifact was carved from... well i cant say 'wood.' it was like a lightless ocean-moon's radiotrophic tree-equivalent #these hunks of free-floating radiotrophs form giant floating clumps convecting through the ocean forming an ecosystem's basis #the reason they don't root in the ice layer or oceanfloor is because higher stratum on the planet-facing side have the most energy...#...but those can be damaging to tender flesh and seedlings! so they germinate when they've drifted deeper or to the space-facing side #but anyway they (and Selhadro itself) are all dead now. because of the Warp Accident. It's Lagopus now.#Proteans didnt look like this lid much anymore even before the accident. They went hog-wild when they discovered gene editing #digital art #rendering #speculative biology #sci fi #aliens #proteans #artists on tumblr #olm

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mekanikaltrifle · 11 months

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Mage game yesterday was fucking nuts but not in the 'Laine fell into Quiet and skinned theirself with a knife while nobody was watching them' way from a few sessions before. This time Malcolm's ex boyfriend Kenny seems to have got himself fucking embraced as a Nosferatu, the fucking idiot, everyone ended up having to defend him from another nossie which they successfully destroyed (and now have had their first real encounter with vampires. Much to everyone's unhappiness), and then once again Malcolm had paradox burn and this time... he collapsed afterwards.

There was something on the other side, which says it gave him a blessing and may have been responsible for allowing him to return to the world of the living after his accident killed him.

This, of course, is a big deal for a depressed atheist to suddenly have credible evidence of a higher power taking an interest...

#chatter #mage #my boy is in a weird place mentally #but not a negative one #just a 'what the fuck happened' space #also he is possibly not going to cope so well with his ex having died #because the other man involved in this... is fucking Imbued #Malcolm dated Kenny for most of a decade and was ditched six months before the plot #a month before the plot he was hit with a car after a drunken altercation and died in the streets of his home city #Glasgow tarmac hurts as bad as any other to hit with your face #Kenny went off with this lad Robert who is in every way Malcolm-but-hotter i kid you not #however when Malcolm had his accident and ended up in hospital #Robert was appalled that Kenny didn't care about his accident #(since Kenny and Robert were only together for a month or so)#so Robert dumped Kenny for being a social parasite who uses people #excellent. good job Robert we love you #Malcolm meets Robert again independently and discovers that he's a fucking imbued hunter (though not what the imbued are...)#and then now Kenny gets himself embraced by being fooled into thinking the vampires could help him get Robert back #imagine getting yourself embraced like an idiot over a man you dated for a month #and nearly getting your other ex (who you had a house and potential future marriage plans with!) killed by being pathetic #ridiculous gay bullshit going on here #these Glasgow gays need to fucking behave

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romance-incubomp3 · 1 month

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aghhhh:(

#I wish I had known about bt when atsushi was still around:( like #getting into them so much has been like a source of happiness and comfort this year #but then I feel kind of bad because the reason I found out about them is because someone died #for a while it was just one of those things that’s like yeah #sometimes an artist dies and that’s how you find out about their stuff #and it’s nice for people to continue discovering and loving someone’s art after they’re gone #but I’ve been feeling more sad about that lately #like I’ve never found a band that’s just felt so much like My thing before #there’s plenty of bands and songs I love but #I’ve never really gotten this obsessed or invested in a specific band #so part of me wishes I had discovered them sooner or heard about them under better circumstances #and not cause I happened to be scrolling through tumblr during work and #saw goth blogs I follow posting memorial stuff #it feels kind of spooky and morbid too because I had been #thinking lately I wanted to find some goth bands from japan #if I had actually gotten around to doing the research I probably would have started listening to them #so it was weird timing #and I was showing my dad the climax together tour and he was kind of #lamenting that he had never heard of them when he was younger because he would have gotten so into their music #like. ah if my dad had any exposure to japanese rock when he was younger #I definitely would have grown up listening to a lot of buck-tick #and der zibet too probably #I was watching dz concert videos late last night #and issay was so cute and lively and full of energy #and then I thought about how he died in some accident and I started feeling upset #especially since one of my favorite movie actors died in a pretty horrific freak accident #it’s like I’d rather just not think about what might’ve happened (since there weren’t really public details)#anyway I’m just kind of like. having complicated feelings about all of it #different than sadness and grief I’ve felt over artists in the pass since it was all postmortem that I knew about them

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gaphic · 2 years

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#i did a quick google check in case i was forgetting anything obvious #and discovered that apparently a lot of people take EXTREME umbrage with Cutting Toward Your Thumb #and claim to have known somebody who knew somebody who had to be hospitalized because of a near-fatal Cutting Toward Their Thumb accident #or that you could only possibly do that with dull knives #which just goes to show that they don't actually understand when and why blades are dangerous #they're just following rules

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love-songs-for-emma · 16 days

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BREAKING NEWS: Did you know that Cas the Cat cries himself to sleep every time you $0 tip your delivery driver?? Pls tip your doordash/ubereats/etc drivers today to stop the kitty tears!!

#this came to me in a vision. an exhausted haze. while i was delivering food for the sake of myself and cassie cat #only to discover the customer $0 tipped #bro... you have to like. manually do that. its not an accident when ppl dont tip at all...#if u can afford to order $20 of food pls tell me u can afford $2 for the guy out in the heat or rain or wtvr bringing it to you...#**etc etc nuance nuance nuance. if this blows up & i get hate cas will cry more. remember that.#(disclaimer: cas the cat does do this. yes 1000% true. but its actually because he thinks more maria money means more cat food...) /j #cas the cat #meme #jokes #humor! love that stuff!#thinly veiled ''wtf'' posting... thinly veiled ''how could this happen to meee'' posting #.txt

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khevras · 2 years

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So you know in the productions of rtc where in ‘Talia’, shes played by Jane? I like to think that the reason Jane is the one chosen is cos shes effectively a blank slate, and especially since her actual face has been replaced by a dolls head we don’t actually have any true idea as to what she looks like. So as a result of that, her playing Talia would make sense considering (other than the projected screen) we don’t actually know what Talia looks like, especially on top of the fact we don’t fully know whether shes real or not. By having Jane play her it links two characters with obvious mystery surrounding them, after all why not have the mysterious Talia be acted by the unknown Jane Doe, who effectively could be anyone

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mrsbakashi · 9 months

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i just discovered you can change the color palette of the tumblr app and now everything is pink 🩷

#this is probably a feature that has been available for ages #but because i never go to the settings thing i never see cool stuff like this #unless someone tells me about it #i discovered it totally by accident #i cant remember why i opened the settings page #but anyway #everything is pink now so everything is good #morgs rambling

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necoryn-rising · 4 months

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Finished my first adventure in pixel cats end and lemme tell you I was STRESSED the whole time. rng my belothed. But I did it. I defeated Shadow Nestor. And I got some cool stuff.

Behold, the mighty warrior who struck the final blow:

#not fr #pce #holly is my heaviest hitter they have like 8 attack dice. its great #i discovered by accident that you can leave the page amd as long as you don't actually hit the Go Home button #you can pick up where you left off. which is nice because pce adventures take absolutely forever #and i wasn't doing them because I didn't think I had the time

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fleetsonourgecentral · 1 year

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Good that I give Royal Au so light XD

Talking about the Au Scourge's gang (Fiona and the destrutix plus Rosy) exist?

If yes imagine they made everyone VS everyone/gang vs gang XD

Rubs hands together OKAY SO. I have actually done a little bit of thinking about this, and I think both the destructix and the suppression squad are in this au. I haven't fully settled on what exactly the suppression squad's role will be - parental approved company for Scourge, perhaps? - but the destructix are the gang Scourge initially sneaks out of the castle to hang out with before he bumps into Sonic. Scourge's parents don't approve of them - they consider them ruffians, and they aren't as poor as Sonic/they're not quite commoners but they're still considerably lower on the class ladder than Scourge - hence why he has to meet up with them in secret. They're rebellious and troublemakers and Scourge is always getting into fights with other people with them, which he finds really fun

Unlike Sonic and co, however, they don't have any interest in taking down the monarchy. They're well aware Scourge is the prince, and probably hoping (most likely subconsciously) Scourge will give them powerful, high-up roles in the kingdom once he takes the throne. If they heard about Scourge's plan to overthrow his parents, they'd be down for it until they realised the next step of the plan would not be Scourge taking the crown for himself, but getting rid of the monarchy entirely and giving the power to the people. They don't want it gone, they're just waiting for the day Scourge takes the throne

Tldr they're Scourge's friends that his parents really, really wish he wasn't friends with, and they've forbidden him from speaking with them, but that just means he sneaks out to meet up with them. Trying to meet up with them without getting caught is probably why he takes to dyeing his fur whenever he sneaks out, and thus, they are indirectly the reason he eventually bumps into Sonic while disguised as a commoner - or, at least, definitely someone lower than a prince

#sonic the hedgehog #scourge the hedgehog #fleetway sonic #stc sonic #fleet!sonourge #asks #royalty au #the destructix: yeah rebel against your parents!!! fuck em!!!!!#scourge: rebels against them by overthrowing them and dismantling the monarchy for the cute commoner boy he likes #the destructix: wait no not like that-#i suppose this could also result in a gang vs gang thing!!!#depends how long it takes them to find out about the freedom fighters though #i imagine scourge probably isn't too forward with information about his new besties #probably by accident at first or something. idk. maybe he's like 'i just want to keep this one thing for myself'#and then it grows and he realises oh. they'd probably hate it if they knew sonic's plans. maybe try to stop him #either way i imagine it would take them a while to discover the freedom fighters #although they start to catch on that SOMETHING is up when scourge starts ditching them and hanging out less #because he's with sonic and his friends instead #i'll (hopefully) get to your request soon btw!#can't say how long it'll take bc i'm also trying to focus on my other multichapters rn #and i have. a known habit of being like 'ooo fun prompt!' and then not writing it for like a month #my bad lmao..... sometimes the muse just doesn't wanna play y'know #but i will get to it!!! eventually.#so if i haven't done it in a few days. or. weeks. i'm not ignoring it i promise #feel free to keep sending me asks though!!!!#i'll always be thrilled to answer even if it takes a while #(it shouldn't bc asks like this are faster to answer than requests but. y'know. just in case)

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naranjapetrificada · 8 months

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#there really is someone in this fandom #who has posted a new fic every 5 days or less #to the point where they're about to hit 150 #and they've somehow contrived not to write any better than they did on the first thing they posted #it's fascinating #i assumed everyone gets better even by accident #what a feat #anyway that's my petty quota for the weekend #i only discovered them because I'm proactively muting people who write Ed illiterate #ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #fandom racism #fandom crit #racist fanfic

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gay-4-space · 2 years

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ordered a mediocre at best cheap laptop and they sent me an overall better one (better specs, bigger screen, still FHD). I've been swapping parts around and reading its documentation and digging around forums for it and despite all of that I just now discovered it has a touchscreen by accident.

#Oreganol #i have been digging around in its guts and reading its documentation and i still discovered it by accident #because the screen was already better than what I wanted i hadnt bothered looking at stuff for it #im also setting up a hackintosh on it so i needed to find the specs of all the parts to set up the right things #the power and screen were the two things i didnt need to dig into si i didnt

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