#because i'm garbage

[allpossibilitiesold]

i will be on tonight until the lack of sleep hits me, and my priorities will be valentine related memes ! so feel free to send in the prompts or the emojis ! whether we've discussed ships or not ! if you'd like it to be platonic, just note that in the ask ✨

[platoapproved]

armand + preparing to tell louis about his past

[true-blue-sonic]

Silver is an expert on flowers, but not so much romance.

[fiendish-illos]

she says yes btw

[iteratorsex]

I don't think iterators know what void worms are btw

[thenationofzaun]

"Vi was the real Jinx" "No Hextech was the real Jinx" "No Jayce and Viktor were the Jinx for creating Hextech"

Arcane fans are all so fucking stupid and y'all deserve this stupid ass show. If this show had even a modicum of intelligence its thesis statement would have been that institutional oppression enacted by Piltover against Zaun was the real jinx and rot of show, finally giving rise to a monster coming to Jinx them back and be the reckoning for all their sins. Instead they give us that fuckass idiotic episode 7 that attempts to pin all the blame on Hextech and pretends like the horrible conditions of Zaun and cruelty of Piltover didn't already exist long before Jayce and Viktor cranked that damn crystal. Not only that, they go and martyr Vi which just gave the lowest bottom of the barrel members of this fandom a chance to accuse her of being the "real" jinx. This show is unserious garbage and its moronic fans deserve it.

[halfbaked00q]

Im soooo weak to when Bond is like casually being used or exploited at his expense for some ostensible Greater Good except the situation doesn't HAVE to come to that, not really, and he's so inured and even numb to it that he barely pays it any mind; meanwhile, Q absolutely minds and is very indignant on his behalf and works overtime to like either try to avert or forestall the situation before it gets to the point where Bond has to dig his own claws into more of his soft underbelly to offer up on the sacrificial alter of politics of all tawdry things, or to manufacture a way in which he does the needless "needful" so as to spare Bond at least one unnecessary additional wound upon his psyche.

bonus if Bond finds out and maybe after being angry or indignant about it - I don't need you to do my job for me, Q, this is what I'm here to do - and either Q tells him/lets slip or he deduces that like, this isn't Q thinking he can't get the job done, this is Q finding him precious and worthy of protecting, and like. he's just very in awe of that and does in fact feel very safe and cherished within the cradle of his Quartermaster's regard

[tarisilmarwen]

"The Jedi gatekept the Force!"

Ah yes. That's why they coexisted very peaceably with the Baran Do sages, the Bardottan Dagoyan Masters, the Guardians of the Whills, the Church of the Force, the Lasat, the Mirialens, and hell even the Nightsisters.

......I'm not actually sure you know what gatekeeping means.

[shanastoryteller]

I realize I have to tread carefully here, like, considering

but people who say, wholesale, that every popular fic is generic and tropey and written to the lowest common denominator and people who have loyal readers get them because they spend more time advertising (??) their fic than writing it

you just sound bitter and jealous as hell

[leonardcohenofficial]

why does this website hate me directly messaging people omg

[azadrithaanatheme]

Unexpected Reunion (Part 1)

part 1 | part 2 - click the images for better quality

First post of 2025 and it's Old Woman Yuri, as robo-god intended.

[youbluegumball-sonofabitch]

sometimes this is what the gabv1el size difference looks like to me.

[plumbogs]

been thinking about the monty family today. nobody does enough with the fact that Patrizio is a retired celebrity chef and that an Isabella lookalike is on The Yummy Channel... i like to think they had their own cooking show a few decades ago when the (now adult) kids were young. specifically one that leaned hard into the whole idea of making family meals, almost to the point that the "Monty family" was a part of the zietgeist as the perfect ideal household. the kids featured often either eating the food or (adorably for b footage) "helping" with cooking. of course gossip magazines were almost too invasive about the family leading to their eventual full retirement. A lot of celebrity chefs keep it going until they are very old, as just slapping their face on products or guest starring on competitions is still a feasible task well into elderhood, and while you can always fall back on "they decided to focus on the family restaurant" that business itself would already have been taken on by Claudio/Antonio/Bianca. i never really came up with a full hc about what exactly the Capp family does but I've been playing with the idea of them being some kind of media tycoon (since they don't really appear to do anything with real estate like the landgraabs or major scholarly advancements like the goths or have celebrity references the way a lot of other wealthy sim families do) in a behind-the-scenes logistics kind of way. Consort's promise might have been to protect his friend from the nasty parts of fame - tabloids, paparazzi, etc, but in part because Patrizio is hot-headed and talkative and because maybe the Capps are already well too aware of how much more profitable controversy is it ended up falling apart. obviously Patrizio blames Consort for not keeping his promise because he was nervous about entering fame in the first place, and he can only rant about betrayal so much before the Capps have to double down and really start retaliating to protect their own success. nowadays the pop culture focus of the issue is one of those bygone controversies to the average sim, something old people will sometimes talk about while getting their hair done and whatever but bringing up the Montys to most people elicit a "that old cooking show that has reruns on weekday mornings?? what about it?"

[lethargiclitany]

obviously the best headcanon for george's relationship with thomas when he grows up is the one where george is also gay and he looks to thomas for advice/community/understanding/etc. be it in person (he can move to the us) or through mail

BUT consider the second best, and debatably funniest, headcanon for their relationship in the future: which is basically the bertie & his gay cousin dynamic. like, george is straight and marries a nice girl and everything, but he's a sensitive, kind person, who doesn't treat thomas' sexuality the way robert did (with tolerance but irresponsibility and disregard for thomas' feelings and privacy) or thomas' ex-coworkers (poking fun, using it against him, outing him left and right, not understanding how hard it is for him, etc.). instead, he explains to his wife that the reason why he still keeps in touch with his once servant, is that thomas was the one who spent the most time with him throughout his childhood, allowing him and his siblings to ride on his back for hours at a time while his mother was supervising the estate and going out, often out of town, other adults not being much less busy, and the endless stream of nannies not being very interested in playtime. he waxes poetic about how kind thomas' smile was, and how he was the only adult who was never, ever annoyed at them, not even slightly, who seemingly always had time for them despite his many duties, who has never spoken a single ill word or made an irritated sigh towards them out of tiredness. how, one day, thomas left for good, and he asked his mother why would thomas choose to leave downton when they had so much fun playing together, and his mother said "because he found a person who would make him really happy, and that person lives in america, so they left to be happy there, together". how he taught himself how to write so that he could write to thomas in america, to ask him what was so good about that person, and then what was so good about america, and then what was thomas doing exactly, and then they just kept in touch. thomas never revealed the identity or gender of that person, not even when george discovered that you could fall in love with girls, and started to ask thomas for advice (he would never give his sisters that ammo), since apparently he was so in love with some girl that he moved across the ocean for her. thomas gave him some great advice, although george did find it a bit, well, vaporous at the time. at some point, george discovers gay people (insert your favourite scenario here), and has his hmmm moment, after which he puts all of his writing skills into the effort of helping thomas put his trust in him in regards to his sexuality and choice of partner. having perfected the art of discussing thomas' private life in their letters, he tells his wife (obviously with thomas' consent) about the amazing home that they have built together and about their role in their local community and about how amazing and brave thomas is to have lived through what he did and come out on the other side of it as such a considerate, emotionally developed person, and how much he admires thomas and treasures their correspondence as a genuinely important interpersonal connection in his life, and will never allow anyone who wants to stay in his good graces to disrespect thomas.

TLDR; george & thomas = bertie & his cousin, allyship headcanon 4lyfe

[front-facing-pokemon]

[deadbeat0club]

This is super niche. But to the three other people who have watched the Netflix television series dogs in space AND watched Star Trek the original series. I give you Captain Garbage and Commander Socks: