#because literally like Two Days after chuuya tells him hes acting like a little bitch dazais already gotten a plan together

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

on another note i think one of the reasons people call chuuyas words in dhc dehumanizing is because they cut the part where dazai gets his shit together out of the manga, which is where everyone takes that scene from

[tender-rosiey]

Hey hey hey honeybee, I was wondering if I could make a request for taking Chuuya or Akutagawa skiing for the first time? We just got a lot of snow where I'm from (the mountains look so pretty) and I cannot stop thinking about going to the ski hill!

ALSO please disregard if it's something that isn't in your realm, I really don't want to make you feel uncomfy! Your writing is literally so awesome and you seem like such a great person that it would be awful to make you feel anything but happiness <3

❥ Akutagawa and Chuuya’s first time skiing

ᴀ/ɴ: first I love the nickname second this was really fun to write so don’t worry 🥺 I am honored you find my writing as such and that you think of me as a good person so— thank you so much and I hope this is up to your liking as well 🥺💘

Chuuya Nakahara:

HE IS BEAUTY

HE IS GRACE

HE WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE

Ok but seriously

Bitch just got on the ice and started skiing like a damn pro

Even did flips

And you were just at the top of the mountain like?? 👩‍🦲

“BET YOU CANT CATCH UP TO ME DOVE”

So romantic wow

WAIT YAY HE BUMPED INTO A TREE—

oh no he is not getting up

Other than that it goes pretty smoothly with you guys

He kissed your nose when he noticed it got cold ✨

You guys got a small ledge and went WEEEEEEE down the hill

And yes you two fell off because crackhead energy is superior

HOT CHOCOOOOO

he makes it somewhat in a special way?

And

Snowball fights

YAS QUEEN

Beat his ass

You put snow on the back of his neck

He stayed on the ground for a good 4 minutes cussing you

You made a snowman too

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM NEVER LEAVING

okay back to skiing cause I am getting way too much into the song

ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴍʀs sɴᴏᴡ ᴛɪʟʟ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ғʀᴇᴇᴢɪɴɢ

Okay but we seriously need to discuss how he never skied and is literally just showing off right now

Oh wow people are taking photos

Get it I guess chuu

Will brag about it because yes he loves you but there is an inner little shit

“See, dove? I NAILED ON MY FIRST TRY!”

Also he is so lovestruck by you skiing 🤭

“God that was beautiful-“

Literally his heart is doing the flips inside

YOU LOOK SO GRACEFUL SKIING

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke:

Yeah no

No grace here

Not all

Acts all mighty but literally fell down the hill rolling the first time

Aku bby you okay?

Andddd he is cursing the snow and attacked it

Anger is blinding 👩‍🦲

You offered to teach him and he is like ಠ_ಠ

“No.”

Falls multiple times more and gets ice inside of his clothes and gets back to you like a puppy and asks you to teach him

And you do cause you are a wonderful person

And he finally accepts the advice and lets you guide him

After being done teaching his ass he will just mutter a soft thank you and go on his merry way down the hill

The first time he nails it he is just like

(•̀-•́) 💭= victory

When he saw you skiing he smiled 🥺

Like “yeah that’s my s/o, so beautiful”

Will he ever tell you

No

ANYWAYS

snowman time

He is so awkward and concentrated in making it

“Aku it’s just a snowman.”

“Y/N it’s not just a snowman, I have to make him perfect and strong.”

“What do you wanna name him?”

“....snowy.”

“AKUTAGAWA AW 🥺”

He made a dazai snowman

And stepped on it

HOT CHOCO

I am craving some ngl but this isn’t about me

He kissed your forehead I-

You guys enjoyed the scenery for the rest of the day cause Aku gave up

copyright © 2020 tender-rosiey

do not copy or plagiarize or you will be reported

[nolongerwrites]

Hellooo! I really loved the one with the drunk reader who doesent regonize the boys, can i please have the same headcannons for atsushi, akutagawa, mori and fukuzawa? (I hope 4 charackters are not to much) I looove your writting so much and I hope you are doing good!

Oh thank you so so much for reading! I’m struggling a lot right now but I’m trying to get back on my feet and pick up my writing again! I hope your doing well anon and I’m sorry this took so long 💕💕

Akutagawa, Atsushi, Fukuzawa, and Mori with a drunk F!reader

Akutagawa

꧂ poor aku left you alone with chuuya for 10 minutes. ONLY 10 WHOLE MINUTES and he came back to a drunk Y/N.

꧂ Chuuya had only offered you a glass of wine with him, that then turned into a game of seeing who could drink the most in under a few minutes. So in reality akutagawa came back to a drunk Y/N and a drunk chuuya

꧂ you were giggling uncontrollably, even spilling wine all over the place. Aku decided that was enough and you needed to go home before you start throwing up everywhere like you usually did

꧂ he placed a hand on your shoulder and took the glass out of your hand, “I swear you act like a child everytime I leave you two alone-“

꧂ “whooo the hell do you think you arrre? Give me that back you ass your not mmmmy boyfriend”

꧂ he twisted his head and confusion. You two had been together for 3 years already and you never mentioned anything about breaking up. So that meant that you were so drunk off your ass that you couldn’t even recognize your own Boyfriend. I mean yeah he didn’t have his coat on but that shouldn’t make him any less recognizable. He was gonna speak up until your blabbering interrupted him again

꧂ “I have a boyfriend thank you very much! He’s a lot more intimidatinnnnng than you and he’s much more handsome. He acts all hard and mighty but on the inside he’s such a little baby” you slurred. And then chuuya’s drunk self chimed in

꧂ “yeah fuck off you skinny asshole, I’m here to make sure she’s gonna be okay.. she’s not some kind of two faced bitch” he yelled. As you shouted a ‘yeah’ really loud, akutagawa slipped on his coat as quietly as he could before coming back into your view

꧂ both you and chuuya lit up instantly and laughed. “aku my love!!! Have a drink with us!!” You happily shouted before handing him a glass. He pinched the bridge of his nose before setting it back down on the table and taking your hand in his “no. Y/N you’ve had enough for tonight. I can’t even leave you alone with these fools without you getting yourself in trouble-“

꧂ “heeey your not my dad let me liiiive. Aku no I’m not going. Leave me alone! I said nnnnNNO”

꧂ in the end he had to use rashoumon to restrain you until you got home safely

Atsushi

꧂ it was at a party the ADA decided to throw in celebration for your birthday where Dazai decided to share too many shots with you

꧂ so everyone dressed nicely. Suits, party dresses, etc. Atsushi has come back from bringing you your gifts when he noticed your face was flushed and you were kind of swaying in your chair. Dazai mimicking the same actions next to you

꧂ Atsushi knee that you were definitely drunk but he wasn’t going to tell you anything since it was your birthday. He smiled and walked over to give you your gift and you instantly went into defense mode

꧂ “who are you and what are youuu doing here? What’s that? Is this annnnn attack on the ADA?? Try me BITCH!!!”

꧂ Atsushi started to freak out. We’re you talking to him??? Everyone else looked around in confusion as you started throwing sloppy punches and kicks at Atsushi. Dazai, being just as drunk as you were, joined in. So now you both were stumbling around giggling and ‘fighting’

꧂ “back off bitch I’ll get my boyfriend! He’s gonna beat your ass because he’s stronnng”

꧂ “Y/N I am your boyfriend! I’m Atsushi?!”

꧂ “your not my Atsushi, my Atsushi is handsome and loving and he would never try and hurt the ADA unnnlike you! You white haired son of a bitch”

꧂ Atsushi sighed as he continued to dodge your punches. Everyone thought it was pretty amusing so they didn’t bother stepping in to try and stop either you or Dazai. That’s when Dazai has snuck around Atsushi and grabbed him underneath his arms and held him in place “got him Y/N!!”

꧂ somehow Atsushi managed to escape from Dazai’s grasp and dart out of the room before either of you could activate your abilities. He came back 30 minutes later in his regular cloths hoping that maybe you’d recognize him now

꧂ “Atsushi honey be carefuuuull some asshole was trying to attack us, but don’t worry I’ll protect you,” you said before enveloping you in a big hug and patting his head.

꧂ everyone in the ADA snickered and atsushi promised to keep a better eye on you when you decided to drink.

Fukuzawa

꧂ This was at a party the ADA threw after the fight with the guild

꧂everyone was in formal wear, even fukuzawa who chose to match your flows olive green dress. He instead wore a suit instead of his signature Yukata and you wore a floor length dress with a sheer Shaw over your shoulders

꧂ you are a grown woman, he shouldn’t have to tell you that maybe 4 bottles of sake was too much for you to handle. Yet here you are about to start your fifth one with ranpo before fukuzawa snatched it out of your hand

꧂ “Y/N I don’t need you getting yourself sick or having me clean up your vomit in about an hour, that’s enough for you tonight”

꧂ you turned around and faced him with the most terrifying glare anyone had ever seen. The anger practically radiated off your body in massive waves that it even scared ranpo a little

꧂ “who the fuck are you? And who gave you the right to talk to me like that??”

꧂ ranpo even started sweating a little. He basically viewed both you and your husband as parental figures so he knew how scary you could be when you unleashed your wrath

꧂ fukuzawa pinched the bridge of his nose, knowing damn well you were going to make a scene

꧂ “DONT make me get my husband, actually you know what? I don’t need to get him. I’ll fucking take you down myself you motherfucker,” you said through gritted teeth

꧂ “Y/N please sit down-“

꧂ “how do you know my name? Who are you..? Are you here to hurt my husband like that other asshole? Try me bitch, I’ll protect him evennnn if it kills me! Ranpo darling help me please”

꧂ ranpo didn’t help you. In the end all you managed to do was land a sloppy punch to fukuzawas shoulder before he literally threw you over his shoulder and carried you out of the room

꧂ you protested and shouted, making everyone else in the room laugh at your drunken state

꧂ you managed to further embarrass yourself when you threw up on fukuzawas back-

꧂ long story short- anytime the ADA threw parties you were not aloud to have a single drop of alcohol unless fukuzawa was by your side

Mori

꧂ you loved drinking with mori. You loved tasting many fine and expensive wines and mixed drinks with him like it was a hobby. So he wasn’t exactly surprised when he found you trying to shove large gulps of wine down chuuyas throat when he came back from shopping with Elise

꧂ so he was wearing simple clothing and Elise stood next to him in her brand new sparky dress

꧂ “boss please help I think she’s trying to kill me-“

꧂ “Elise sweetheaaaaart you look so adorable in your dress!! Who is that man next to you? Is he trying to hurt you?!?”

꧂ you quickly stumbled over to Elise and picked her up, holding her protectively to your side, “who are you? Where’s mori??”

꧂ all while this was happening chuuya was in the back gasping for air on the floor and mori watched the scene in front of him play out. You were drunk, chuuya was probably over exaggerating, Elise had the biggest shit eating grin on her face, and you currently didn’t understand that your husband was standing right in front of you

꧂ “Elise honey I’ll protect you, I won’t let this bad man hurt you anymore,” you said as you hugged her to your chest tightly “I’ll make sure no one ever lays a finger on you again!”

꧂ “Y/N darling it’s me-“

꧂ “back off you imposter!! I’ll make sure you have a slow painful death when my husband gets here” you shouted before taking off down the hallway with Elise still in your arms. Elise turned and stuck her tongue out at mori before she disappeared into the darkness

꧂ mori found you passed out on the couch back at your shared home. How you managed to get home by yourself heavily intoxicated amazed and confused him for days but he still made sure you didn’t hurt yourself. You apologized to him before hurling up the contents of your stomach on the floor

꧂ when he told you about your little incident the next day you told him that you’d never drink again. And that you’d apologize to chuuya when you saw him next

꧂ well that promise went right out the window, because not even 5 hours later you were drunk again running around the port mafia base with Elise as mori watched through the cameras