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madfoxx · 8 months

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Errr. Excuse me but i feel like we should talk more about the fact that IZZY LOSES HIS MOTHERFUCKING LEG SOMEHOW!!!!?????????

#LIKE. WHAT?#and he still has it for most of the trailer so wtf?#is that why he decides to help stede and train him?#because eds reckless behavior cost him his leg????#god i have so many question i´m losing my ming #ofmd #ofmd s2 #our flag means death #izzy hands

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girlbossblackbeard · 7 months

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friendly reminder that Ed has been sobbing non-stop for basically 3 months straight because he thinks Stede didn't like him enough to run away with him

#idk why but it's just now hitting me how deeply deeply heartbroken Ed is because of Stede like wtf #homeboy was EXTREMELY in love with Stede if he's been crying for 3 months over that man #anyway I'm excited for them to be able to have a warm and stable love for each other in a month :))))#ofmd #our flag means death #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #edward teach #stede bonnet #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd season 2

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bizarrelittlemew · 2 months

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pssst hey if you want an Ed/Stede wedding there is one in the epilogue of Something timeless going on 💕 my first multi-chapter fic that i wrote almost a year ago (37k, E, canon divergence/pining while fucking)

#it's not spoilers if it's tagged “matelotage” is it #wow we are really coming up on the anniversary of this fic wtf #things i am proud of in this fic: 1) doing the stede writing ed letters thing without knowing it would be a thing in s2 #2) the “they're both the manic pixie dream girl” tag considering how djenks has called stede ed's manic pixie dream girl in interviews lmao #3) that scene where they both top and both bottom i always hc both as vers but that is still the most vers i have managed to write them #4) the wedding outfits 😭 i really wish i could see those #5) honestly just finishing this fic in the first place because at the time it was the longest thing i'd written in 12 years #now it's of course five birthdays and a funeral #“slow burn but they're fucking” tag my beloved <3 #my fics #ofmd fic

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areyoudoingthis · 5 months

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broke (racist af, actually. stop fucking saying this): ed needed stede to show him how to take care of his hair and beard and keep himself clean

woke: ed is a very neat guy who dislikes messes and has always known how to look after himself (have you seen his perfect curly hair???)

bespoke: ed and stede bonded over their love of hair and body products and have started a whole sprawling collection that takes up an entire wall in their bathroom, and every time one of them goes shopping they come home with a new oil or soap to try and spend hours in their big tub bathing each other and washing each other's hair

#ofmd #the collection of hair and body products is heavily featured in every fic I'm writing and I'm having a blast thinking of what scents they'd #each like best #I think ed would definitely love sweet smelling flowers because he has a sweet tooth and he likes sweet things in general (fight me on #this)#and i think stede would also like flowers and more citrusy scents too #he'd also buy shit labeled “forest mists” and “meadow memories” and Ed'd be like “babe wtf do meadow memories smell like” and insist on #vetoing every product before it was added to the collection #anyway welcome to my extensive headcanon that I've been completely obsessed with for a week

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chibi-scone · 1 month

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Remember when the whole ordeal with s2 was that Ed was so heartbroken that Stede left him that he tried to get himself and the whole crew killed and then they got reunited within like 2 episodes and never spoke about anything of interest together and then that same Ed decided to ditch Stede after a couple of days because he wanted to catch fishes and that lasted half an episode before they got reunited again and the show ended on them leaving everyone to live in a simultaneously doomed to fail/happy ending inn and everyone was like wow good writing I can’t believe this could get canceled $10k billboard in times square

#I want to scream thinking about it #amongst other stupid writing choices regarding story and characters #the timeline is so fucked and I’ve only seen the season once ok don’t come at me with buhhh it was that long because idc #can’t believe you all hated Izzy in s1 for thinking that Ed was having another identity crisis when he literally behaves like this in canon #ofmd critical #not to sound like I’m only shitting on Ed because wtf was stedes deal also #not even gonna tell Ed what happened and why you didn’t come back at the end of s1 #like they didn’t talk this season besides saying cliché ass romantic dialogue to each other #remember guys they’re a couple :)) and they kiss and say nice things to each other :))#cool do they have literally anything else going for them this season or #might turn on reblogs later i just wanted to rant in private for now jgjsjfn #honestly dont remember how much the board cost but ik it was a lot #i mustve blocked it out of my mind

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peculiar--princess · 5 months

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Haven’t been living recovery focused/doing the right thing lately n I feel uncomfortable & a bit sad

#My therapist was very concerned bc of my recent actions n now I have to send her updates as to when I’m eating to hold me accountable #and of course using recovery record #sharing here because idk who to tell irl #ed tw #ed recovery #I just laughed bc I couldn’t process the concern and didn’t know how to handle someone being nice .. like wtf is up w that lol

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aurumacadicus · 1 year

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I have had three nights worth of excellent sleep and I am absolutely FURIOUS to know that getting enough sleep was one of my fucking problems I feel GREAT I have ENERGY and I COULD HAVE HAD THIS THE WHOLE TIIIIME?!?!

#i’m suffering #except not really #I feel great even despite my period creeping up on me #I don’t dread getting up tomorrow morning because I’ll be sore #like wtf I hate when people are right #enough sleep enough exercise and enough food I could be unstoppable #except for my ed tho that’s not gonna change lmao

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rocketrouquine · 6 months

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Yes yes yes La vie en rose, d’accord, YES YES YES YEEEEAAAAH wait no no nononono NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Thank god it wasn’t the finale. Shit.

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #ofmd season 2 #ed x stede #what the fuck you were communicating so well #SHIT #i HATE stede being humiliated #the poor baby is drunk #and doesn’t know what he’s doing #you watch your mouth he is NOT mediocre WTF #I’m pissed #izzy la môme allons-y pourquoi pas #there were so little footage show it all you coward #it was not the time to be all elegant #behind the curtain is where I want to be #also the shirt was off I wanted to see the shirt getting off I’m not asking much #also who got docked because if you implied Ed did the docking well sir do I have news for you

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torra-and-the-toons · 1 year

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I’ve wanted to draw this for a while.

#my doodles #torra and the eds #ed edd n eddy #torra oc #Edd is losing his mind lmao #this GIANT tiger walking on two legs and talking just shows up one day and he's just supposed to be CALM?!#This defies all sens eof logic!#who is she!?#I want to draw moments with the others too #specifically Jonny and Kevin bc I have Ideas #Jonny goes full conspiracy theorist on her #like he's aware that she's just my self-insert and the whole reason they exist in the first place #well their older selves anyhow #Kevin I just have a very specific scene in mind where he's riding his motorcycle all casual like #and the Eds run by in the background on Torra's back #and Kevin is like 'Wtf??'#Torra would scare rolf's livestock so he shoos her away from his home #but is otherwise okay with her because she's a tiger and not a wolf therefore she is fine #Torra just wanna hold a chicken :(

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caffeinatedopossum · 2 years

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Ed recovery with autism and adhd is so weird.

Like I'll either forget to eat lunch entirely or I'll forget when I ate last and end up eating lunch 3 seperate times instead.

Then sometimes I have to literally ask my girlfriend if I'm hungry because I don't fucking know what my body is feeling ever and she's usually like "Yeah you should eat".

Then when I go to prepare food it's like:

Me: okay body so how much food do you want

Body: hm...m... food...?

Me: yes food. But HOW MUCH

Body: uhh... s e v e r a l

Me: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

And then I end up making too much for me to eat (thank God I'm allowed to not eat all of my food now- I hated that rule so much growing up) but its still so goddamn confusing skgjfjfhff

#wrong #anyway im incredibly thankful for my girlfriend who is so so patient and supportive #the amount of help and support i never realized i need is actually insane #like i genuinely cant function without help because of my autism (and adhd to a lesser degree)#idk its just really nice to not only have help but not feel like i should be ashamed of needing it either #oof i forgot the other thing that happens when i make food is that i prepare it and then by the time its done cooking #i dont even want it anymore -_- like wtf? i literally was JUST hungry #or i wont feel hungry but then as soon as i go to bed and cant make food because everyones asleep #and the lights are all off and im all cozy and sleepy #THEN im starving. my body has the worst timing ever sometimes istg #still not as bad as before recovery though #ive just elected to be a lot more patient with myself #i used to compare my recovery to other peoples never understanding what i was doing #but the truth of the matter was those people i was comparing myself to #had only had eds for like 2-5 years. which is still bad of course but its not applicable to my scenario #they were also neurotypical and cisgender which i also couldnt relate to #the thing is i never learned how to eat properly. before my ed i still wasnt eating enough #because my parents were neglecting me #i only know hunger and i never learned how to eat properly or what being nourished feels like #that means i have to not only relearn things but learn them entirely for the first time #i have to learn what hunger feels like and what being full feels like and when it is and isnt ok to skip a snack #its just really hard learning these things for the first time ar 20 years old #and once i acknowledged that- that it was really hard for me- i think i felt a lot of relief #like im struggling but it makes sense that i am and i wont always feel like thia #one day i will heal. i just needed a little help

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ineffable-sleep-depravation · 6 months

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If I were Lucious, I would honestly be so fucking relieved about not having to invite a man who tried to kill me to my wedding just because "he is part of the crew. He said he was sorry."

#Like—I love Ed to death #but wtf #You can't just throw people off ships because of a break-up #And everyone kept acting like Lucious was the problem for not forgiving him and not feeling comfortable around him #The guy almost drowned?#give him a break #ofmd #our flag means death #rhys darby

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prozac-and-peonies · 6 days

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i've been upping my intake lately because of finals and my roommate was like "i noticed you've been eating more lately! i'm so proud of you!" I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF I HAVE TO DROP MY INTAKE BACK DOWN WTFFFFFFFFF

#tw ed but not sheeran #thinspø #thin$po #tw ana rant #@na motivation #starv1ng #i can't do this wtf #it sucks because ana brain fog makes it so goddamn hard to study #but i can't afford to do poorly in school and lose my scholarships i'm an honors student i need to get straight a's #so i'm just fucked #ughhhhhh #it's so invalidating though #why would she say thatttttt #WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT

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theraphos · 8 months

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okay I did it! I fucking did it! I have finally seen EVERY PUPPET MASTER MOVIE ever made and also no one should ever do that actually but I'm not on this hell site to make good decisions okay

#puppet master #i have the weirdest god damn relationship with these movies they have just kinda haunted me since scifi channel in the 90s #so this was An Adventure #still kind of annoyed they wasted 'puppet master: the littlest reich' on a movie NOT about wrecking nazis again #because that is like objectively the funniest b-movie title i've ever heard #oh well at least that timeline will never be revisited ever #and i actually enjoyed blade: the iron cross despite the trainwreck budget #because a) it wasn't the littlest reich and b) it knew exactly the kind of stupid it wanted to be and was completely unapologetic about it #which is kinda my feels on the PM axis movies as a whole except for the bit part human japanese villains #who are excessively uncomfortable to watch and make zero sense for so many reasons #everyone talks about the kamikaze puppet being bad and yes he is but he was also made in a nazi lab and exists for like 5 minutes #so at least his badness like blends in with the rest of the dumb movie #those human chars tho wtf was anyone thinking #oh well though #go to sleep ed

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genekies · 4 months

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screaming in the club

time for another vent in tags

#so i was joking and i thought it came through but im also dumb and autistic and my jokes dont always cross. sO #i was joking about one of my roomates not seeing Nightmare Before Christmas before bc i was showing 2 of them my picture vinyl of it and whe #n one of them said they never saw it i said “but you were a loser on tumblr in the 2010s wdym” and their fiance was just rude to me and i th #ought it was clearly a joke but ig not and they lowley attacked me for it? im just?? i tried to clarify that i was joking and they know im a #utistic. hell the one i was joking to is also autistic but idk so now i feel like utter shit especially after all i did today thst juet drai #ned me. ive been trying to fix our 2nd shower. i had a meeting. i had an extremely hard therapy session. and i showered today. its been hell #like i am trying to get thru relapsing on SH and my ED and ofc they dont know but that shit made it worse and i dont want to say anything bc #then ill feel like im guilt tripping? idk but im also super nervous about a HRT appmt i have coming up and i cant afford it and we have no #food in the house i can eat rn and no one has gone shopping. i cant go shopping either bc i cant drive/dont have a car. and its making it #harder to help get back on track with eating when theres nothing for me to eat? so everything is fucking amazing right now.#the only meals i could POSSIBLY have and all claimed by the one roommate i was joking with. it all takes up half our freezer too so thats #fucking awesome. all this food for one person and none that i can eat or the other vegan in the house can eat. i have been hungry for DAYS.#all there has been for me to eat is cup ramen and grilled cheese. AND SOMEONE WHO WASNT FUCKING VEGAN ATE ALL THE VEGAN CHEESE IM GENUINELY #SO PISSED OFF? like dude yall have your own cheese wtf #the thing is its already really hard for me to tell when i am actually hungry bc of years of ignoring it so when i actually feel it and ther #es nothing it really gets to me. im so tired and idek where my EBT card is to get myself something. its all just so much.#i just want to lay in my bed and sleep for days. but i cant. i have too much shit to do. like even just tomorrow i have to clean the #bathroom. mop the kitchen. do dishes. shovel snow. and just generally take.care of shit because since we have 2 roomates MIA right now and #no one else wanted to do shit i had to step up and i am STRUGGLING. i have been for a while. the thing is everyone that didnt sign up for sh #it didnt have much going on besides probable seasonal depression #i relapsed. have debilitating mental health. i can barely get out of bed before 4 pm. and i have to take care of myself and my cat.#im so close to snapping on them at this point #i need the one roommate i actually like to come back or i swear i will lose my shit. hes only been gone for 6 days but HOLY SHIT #everything has gone to shit #vent over ig im going to sleep soon. still hungry if i cant find something.

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chaotictomtom · 8 months

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honestly still so upset the blood donation situation. makes me sit on the floor and sulk for an hour each time i think abt it

#france finally allowed gay ppl to donate blood BUT with a 6 months abstinence #but my main obstacle at the time (didn't have bf + is considered woman at the eyes of the law 🖕) was because i weighted way less than 50kg #i was heartbroken when i hit 18 and got slapped in the face with the info that i couldn't donate my blood #thing i wanted to do since i was a kid when my big bro did it #it was the only thing that kinda helped getting out of my ed tbh 😵‍💫 didn't. really worked sadly #i did gain some weight finally living with bf alone us two! but 50 is the bare minimum and you can't still give everything in your blood #then i got on t and was so happy realising i was gaining some weight (+weight restribution made me less dysphoric and ed got better)#but lol i still can't donate blood!!! cos' i'm on t now!!!!! looool fuck my baka life fr #😔😔😔😔 like the sole goal that helped me go through ed and not literally starve myself at some point in my life #smh #mibbe one day? i hope i'll be able if i change my id to m ??? mibbe this will bypass the hrt parameter. idk. head in hands #true fucking head in hands moment #ive reached more than 55 i could give everything from my blood augh :((( ppl are in need wtf man #sORRY ranting in da tags im just. :( i hate remembering this that's all.#will play some video games now waiting to get some cheezborgir........ keeping da brain busy

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poppyseed799 · 10 months

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Confession that will get me cancelled: I will sometimes reference super mario logan videos cuz I used to watch some. and they were honestly really funny if you ignored the problematic bits.

#I AM SO SORRY EVERYONE. but some of those jokes have stuck with me for years.#UNIRONICALLY THE EPISODES HAD A REALLY GOOD FORMULA. LIKE WTF.#I’m not getting over the episode where they were gonna fail the test but Cody let them copy his test #and then the teacher said ‘you did really great Cody!’ he said ‘I got an A?’ the teacher said ‘yeah on all 3 of them!’#‘YOU IDIOTS COPIED MY N A M E TOO?????’ bro that was hilarious 😭😭😭#also the episode where Junior believed the Sun was a planet. bro. the plot twist that they sent him to the sun not because they believed him #but because they thought a kid stupid enough to believe you could land on the sun deserved to be sent to it 😭😭😭 WTFF #there are some episodes I remembered really liking but I don’t remember why #and as much as I’d like to rewatch them I… don’t think I can……..#I think if I went to rewatch old SML videos I’d be shot #also the journey to find the specific episodes would probably be a disaster #anyways that is my confession. I do not support SML or the problematic things in the episodes I liked.#it was just genuinely really funny and clever sometimes. unfortunately. I only watched it cuz my siblings did. side note all the special ed #kids in highschool loved it and I was confused cuz I was also a special ed kid who had seen it like. how did this ableist bs gain such an #autistic following. I’m telling you it’s because the episode formulas were actually really good. this sucks. I wish it wasn’t so problematic

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