#beki my beloved

[snoopysnose]

Good girl, Beki!

FOUNDATION S02 E07 A Necessary Death

[transvampireboyfriend]

do we have beki edits? or do i have to do everything around here?

[murposifly-dump]

IMPORTANT ALERT: TUBBO AND SCAR MCC TEAM

[moodymisty]

As for my boy the Khan, his kinks would be more his type in ladies. Besides obviously having a breeding kink (he is based on the man with 9 legitimate children with his beloved Empress, Börte, and who, after she died, had 6 consequential junior wives and numerous concubines) and size kink (he is described as one of the taller Primarchs), I think he would be into formidable people.

In the 13th century, Mongolia was at the height of its power under the leadership of Genghis Khan and his successors. The Mongol Empire, which began with Genghis Khan’s unification of the Mongol tribes, expanded rapidly to become the largest contiguous empire in history. This period was marked by significant military conquests, administrative innovations, and cultural exchanges across Asia and Europe. However, while the male warriors and leaders of the empire are well-documented, the contributions of Mongolian women, particularly those of noble or royal lineage, played an essential role in the empire’s success and stability.

One of the most notable female figures from this period was Sorghaghtani Beki, a Kereit princess and the wife of Tolui, the youngest son of Genghis Khan. After Tolui’s death, Sorghaghtani managed the affairs of her household and became a powerful political figure. She was instrumental in the rise of her sons, particularly Kublai Khan, who later became the founder of the Yuan Dynasty in China. Sorghaghtani was known for her astute political mind, fostering alliances through marriage, and ensuring that her sons were well-educated, which was crucial for their future roles as leaders. Her influence was such that she is often credited with shaping the policies that helped maintain the cohesion and expansion of the Mongol Empire after Genghis Khan’s death.

Another significant female figure was Töregene Khatun, the widow of Ögedei Khan, Genghis Khan’s third son and his successor as the Great Khan. After Ögedei’s death, Töregene effectively took control of the empire as the regent for her son, Güyük Khan. During her regency, she consolidated power and managed the vast empire, demonstrating her capability as a ruler. Her reign is notable for her diplomatic efforts, including interactions with European rulers, and for supporting cultural and religious diversity within the empire.

Khutulun, a niece of Kublai Khan and the daughter of Kaidu, a powerful ruler of the Chagatai Khanate, stands out as one of the most remarkable women in Mongolian history. Born around 1260, Khutulun was renowned for her extraordinary physical strength, her skills in wrestling, and her prowess as a warrior. Khutulun was undefeated in wrestling. According to historical accounts by various Muslim scholars like Rashid al-Din and al-Qashani,she would only marry the man who could defeat her in wrestling. Many suitors tried, but none succeeded, which added to her legendary status. Some stories suggest that she amassed a significant herd of horses as a result of her victories, as she demanded horses from any man who lost to her. Khutulun was a formidable military leader. She often accompanied her father, Kaidu, in his military campaigns. She had a role in running the government of her khanate and the army. She did eventually marry her father's bodyguard and had many children together. However she and her family, after being pushed away by her brothers, were most likely killed in 1307 by raiders from the Chagatai Khanate.

The Khan wants somebody who could match him. He wants a strong-willed, intelligent consort who would rule for him while he ran off to war. He literally just wants to be with somebody who's the exact same but the opposite gender. That's his kink. Himself but with a pussy and tits 😭😭 (I am not very good at these things, could you suggest more?)

As an apologize in regards to my yapping (I am a historical nerd currently obsessed with Medieval Asian and Middle Eastern history), I send this to express regret 😔

https://x.com/nomadaesthetic/status/1821312574362677486

https://x.com/nomadaesthetic/status/1827440103351882085

we welcome all forms of Khan propaganda here, friend.

[nerdyenby]

Green time :D I’m watching Oli

This is the most awake I’ve ever felt, Oli is magic, I swear

*Barks* “That’s a gecko sound” yup

CAMO OLI!!!

Ok but I’m legit confused because he’s actually in the room but is he greenscreening a picture of the room onto himself in the actual room being videoed??? Y’know what, I’m not gonna question it

NO HE HAS A GREENSCREEN OF HIS ROOM IN HIS ROOM IM LOSING IT

It would take at least two degrees to figure out Oli’s stream setup, I swear /pos

“It’s very unlikely that we’ll win” mhm yep no comment

“‘People have ads king they can’t see’ Oh I’m sorry, is that my problem??? They have the sub button don’t they?!?!!??” You guys don’t understand how much I love this man /p

“Obviously a great team: we got skill, we got passion, we got drive. What we don’t got is decision making” so real of them, honestly

Punz and Krinios are Oli antis, real and true

Oli what do you MEAN that is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen (pictured below because I can’t not)

WHAT IS BEKYS STREAM??!??!???!!?!??

Team captain Oli o7

Ah yes Gene Ellie

Oli is the absolute silliest

Can’t believe Oli Orionsound bullied Jojo off the server /lh

Oli and Beky are having so much fun, their energy is unmatched

“‘What happened to Quig?’ Died. Sad. Actually he went to North Carolina, which I think is worse”

“I just want to talk tactics with the bois” “What, am I not allowed?” “No, you’re one of the bois, Bekyamon”

Can’t believe Punz has never met a British person before /j

Krinios gets to have depth perception for once, good for them

Them all cracking up and Krinios’s “That’s so stupid!!” while still laughing, that’s the Orionsound difference right there

“I’m usually bottom ten, if I suddenly up my game, we’re cracked” Where’s that dodgeball ‘gift of prophecy meme’

FINALLY SOME HYPE FOR BINGO (it’s only good with pvp imo but I love some positive energy)

Bingo but Fast

The absolute chaos of thinking they had to get 45 of every item 😭

My bingo bois <333

They’re killing it!!!!

Was Oli the only one to discover the veggie points in bingo? If so that’s so cool and quirky of him

“You really fell off king” “Thanks man” is it too soon to say I love Krinios? I haven’t watched much of his content but they’re funny and gnc and that’s enough for me

“Maybe I was built for scuffed” little does he know…

“Bingo but second?” BEKY 😭

I literally thought “maybe the real elevator is the friends we made along the way” a second and a half before Oli said that exact thing

Battle Box

This team is so strong actually

Them chanting to eat the carrots

Their fight against blue was so clean

Them running around frantically trying to break and eat blocks is so silly

OLI’S POPPING OFF!!!!!

Punz holding a grudge from MCC13 😂

“That’s a hot leaderboard if I’ve ever seen it” they’re all so cool

Why are they talking about fonts and why is Oli doing so in a sultry voice 😭

Hole in the Wall

This team is so good at communicating and adapting, they’re so epic

It sounded like Krinios just straight up told Oli to cut his hands off and then said “Why not?” Lmao

The floor just falling out from below Oli is so comical

“We keep muchin’” so true

“I’m switching to Punz mode” “Yeah!!” Punz being supportive my beloved

Survival Games

“You can’t place blocks” “Not usually, but this is scuffed Punz” so true Oli

Punz just freaking died L

“Punz it’s okay, don’t forget: I’m Punz now” Oli is absorbing his power as we speak

Something about the way Oli swoops is so satisfying

Oli is so “haha I’m in danger”core

Beky and Oli supremacy!!!! They popped off!!!

WHAT IS THIS HALFTIME SHOW??!!!?!!???! I’m down but what’s the backstory here??

Well now I have to watch red lmao

TGTTOSAWAF

They all got top 10?!?!!??!! They popped off!!!

WHY ARE THEY ALL SO GOOD AT THIS????

“First is good, I think” so true Oli

3 green in the top 4, they’re so cracked

“Guys I think the second eye is helping me” He’s just too powerful when they have depth perception

WHY ARE OLI’S PREDICTIONS SO ON POINT??? He legit was just like “you don’t think we’re gonna get blockle? Really?” He was so confident my goodness

Sands of Time

Oli sand daddy :D

He’s doing such a good job giving instructions and getting everyone settled

Beky calling the extra something after the portal immediately and she’s right

They actually handled the jumpscare so well what the heck

“Oh it’s just giving us anxiety?!??? Oh my god, that’s so mean!!!” So real Krin

Oli’s such a good sandkeeper I could cry (I have covid and my eyes are watering every 10 minutes don’t judge me)

I’m so unreasonably proud of Oli’s performance this MCC, he’s doing amazing

Their comms are so good 😭😭😭

“It’s a hard jump kinda” “No it’s not, we’re cracked”

Big Sales at Build Mart

These guys are having so much fun, it makes me so happy

I was so sure “team captain Oli” was Beky joking but he’s genuinely such a good igl

“That’s funny man” “Thanks man” “You practice that one?” “Yeah I did :)” oh my gosh them

“You can’t punch in the nether bit” “That would be togettotheothersidescore” it’s for the best but I kinda wanted them to be able to punch each other into the lava, it would be so silly and (dare I say) scuffed

Oli being self deprecating and Bek just agreeing with him 😂

Ah yes, the bickering phase of buildmart

Oh no, Oli being one block off on the check board means he got 0% :((

“There has to be crazy game for us to get out of dodgebolt right now” “Hey, you don’t know how hard I can throw” the way Oli’s proud of that is everything, actually

Skyblockle

Why does Krinios think there’s friendly fire in skyblockle?? Who hurt them???? (Literally)

Oh did Bek’s internet die?

Beky’s back :D

Punz being shocked that he landed in the void and Oli’s little “I landed it :)”

“What’s that iron golem in the middle, what does he do?” “What doesn’t he do?” So true Oli

Gee thanks, no pressure Punz lol

Oli placing lava on himself, that’s my A tier <333

They were so ready to not make it lol

They’re so excited to team with yellow :))

Jimmy is so confused lmao

Dodgebolt

Jimmy and Oli my beloveds

“Blushi we’re sharing a brain” I love everything happening here actually

I love yellow so much I’m so excited to watch them

“You’ve never missed a shot, ever” … “I missed the shot!! D:”

“Hiding like a little mouse” “Like a rat, even” So true Bek

PUNZ 😭😭😭😭 “You have to hit one” *both miss*

Oli just standing still to stare at the frog for like five seconds is so adhdcore

Joel and Oli’s trade is so iconic

How are Krinios and Punz in such perfect sync lmao

KRIN JUST KILLED JIMMY 😭😭😭

“There is friendly fire, just to let you know” Thanks Jim

Oh whoops I was definitely wondering in previous pics what happens when pg and nonpg are thrown together in dodgebolt, guess we know lol

“Why would you start the anime betrayal arc?” Because he’s an anime protagonist, Phil, you know this, cmon

“If you hit both of these you’re the craziest guys… You’re the craziest guys!!!” You’d never guess what happened lol

This was so fun, I love them :))

“I’m actually pro-empires team, so” So true Oli

“Oli you popped off!!” “Aye YOU popped off!! No YOURE so hot, no YOURE so cute!!!” I love Joel and Oli so much

Empires popped off <333

Well I don’t feel bad anymore because I have zero clue who just called Oli “Grian” lmao, probably Sam??

Shoutout to Sam(?) for giving Oli good material to do an angsty outdo to lol

Nvm it’s motivational now, thanks Grian /ref

“If I can come second place, what can you do?”

[wakanatranslations]

♡Ai wo Komete BIG LOVE Sandwich♡ Matsumoto Wakana (23.09.06)

Good evening！I'm Matsumoto Wakana 🙉

Thank you very much for your comments😊

Tower Records Café Collaboration Menu has been unveiled！！

The menu produced by Angerme is、

『♡Ai wo Komete BIG LOVE Sandwich♡』

『Ai Subeki beki Colourful Drink★』

This time、for this menu、Kawamura-san and myself Matsumoto、were in charge of creating it！🙇‍♀️

The 『♡Ai wo Komete BIG LOVE Sandwich♡』、uses my beloved bread、which is surrounded by heart shaped omelettes and heart shaped mini hotdog sausages、and everyone's favourite karaage、so it's a plate filled with love！🥰

Mashed potato & Hamburg steak & lettuce

Ham & cheese & tomato & lettuce

You can enjoy both of these flavours！🥪

The 『Ai Subeki beki Colourful Drink★』、is a cider drink with Kawamura-san's favourite yuzu puree、and lots of glittery colourful jelly pieces！✨

There's also a winged heart wafer、which is a key point😘🪽

Please、order some food and drink、and fully experience our Collab café🤗

(T/N News and information has not been translated)

I'll end today's blog here (๑･̑◡･̑๑)

Today、I talked with Kero and Shionnu while we were commutingー！

I love spending time talking with those 2 girls😁

It's like a sugar rush！

See ya！

Matsumoto Wakana

[crazygreattoo]

It's been one year since Ponk appeared on the One Try and they have been living rent free I my brain since then 💖

...I've drawn so many PufferPonks...

[Reblogs are better than likes! Please reblog!]

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Dilettante: Jinsei Bimi Raisan

Lyrics from Lyric Wikia

Ali Project

Track 2: 人生美味礼讃-> Jinsei Bimi Raisan- Praise of the Delicacy of Human Life

Romanji- English

sosoge mitase yo ougon no hai

more yo afure yo yokubou no sara

jungin no NAIFU no saki de　niku ga mau

Pour into and fill up your golden chalices

Serve yourself and overflow your dishes of desire

At the tip of your pure silver knife, meat is dancing

kudake kuwae yo honnou no hone

hake yo kudase yo bonnou no aku

junsei no chi wa kuchibiru wo　someru darou

Break and hold in your mouth the bone of instinct

Vomit and excrete the harsh taste of carnal passions

For your lips will be dyed with genuine blood

mazu wa kono me de ajiwatte

zekkon kara nou e to nukeru koufuku

namemawashi zui made susuri

kore koso ikiru koto no tannou

First, I savor with these eyes

The euphoria that overtakes me from the root of my tongue to my brain

Running my tongue all about, slurping at the marrow

This, indeed, is the satisfaction of living

saa, bansan wo tomo ni shiyou

aisu beki GURUMANDIIZU

bimi naru akujiki no toriko

kono yo ni shokusenu mono nado nai

mi mo　kokoro mo　torokete

nemureru hana no naka

oboreshinu　mitsubachi no　you ni

Come, let us begin the banquet together

My beloved gourmands

Prisoners of eating delicious, repulsive things

There is nothing in this world that we will not eat

Our hearts and bodies are enthralled

Like honey bees drowning to death

Within the centers of sleeping flowers...

kakage sasage yo nie no bishounen

agame tatae yo kyokan no ou wo

jinrui no tsumi nado koko ni　ari wa senu

Bring out and offer up a beautiful sacrificial boy

Worship and extol the King of Giants

The sins of humanity, in this place, do not exist

mazete konero yo itteki no doku

sute yo haise yo mukin no taku wo

shinjitsu wa fushuu no soko ni　kagitoran

Mix and knead with a single drop of poison

Throw away and push aside sterilised tables

Take in the truth by breathing it in at the depths of putrid stenches

sui mo amai mo mada shiranu

sangoiro ni kakureta hada no kagayaki

utsukushii kimi wo mae ni shite

ima katsubousuru koto no kairaku

Still unable to discern between sour and sweet

Is the radiance of your skin hidden beneath coral pink color

With your beautiful form here before me

Simply lusting after you now is itself a pleasure

saa, bansan wo tomo ni shiyou

yuushuu naru GASUTORONOMII

sentensei no mare naru shita de

hitsuzetsutsukushi gataki chisou wo

kyou mo　motomete　samayou

sanagara chi ni ueta

aware naru　hakushaku no　you ni

Come, let us begin the banquet together

With our brilliant gastronomy

And hereditarily rare tongues

We search and wander about today, as well

For a feast that defies description

Just like pitiful counts

Who are thirsty for blood...

oite mo nao otoroenaki

asamashiku mo itooshiki sono shokuyoku

hoobaritsukushi tabetsukushite

kore koso ikiru koto no koukotsu

Even as we age, that despicable

Yet beloved appetite of ours has still not weakened

Stuffing our cheeks and eating to exhaustion

This, indeed, is the ecstasy of living

saa, bansan wo tomo ni shiyou

erabareshi GURUMANDIIZU

bimi naru houshoku no toriko

kono yo ni shokusenu mono nashi

tabete nonde haite dashi

naite warai ikite shinu

jakunikukyoshoku nare no hate

sore ga subete sore de owari sa

Come, let us begin the banquet together

My chosen gourmands

Prisoners of epicurean engorgement

There is nothing in this world that we will not eat

Eat, drink, vomit, and excrete!

Cry, laugh, live, and die!

At the farthest edges of survival of the fittest

That is where all of this shall end!

douka　kono mi ga　hatetara

osametekure tamae

nokosazu ni　ibukuro no　sono naka e

Please, if this body should perish

Please accept it as an offering

To the inside of your stomachs, leaving nothing behind...

Kanji

注げ満たせよ　黄金の杯

盛れよ溢れよ　欲望の皿

純銀のナイフの先で肉が舞う

 砕け銜えよ　本能の骨

吐けよ下せよ　煩悩の灰汁

純正の血は唇を染めるだろう

 まずはこの眼で味わって

舌根から脳へと抜ける幸福

舐め回し髄まで啜り

これこそ生きることの堪能

 さあ、晩餐を共にしよう

愛すべき美食家達（グルマンディーズ）

美味なる悪食の虜

この世に食せぬものなどない

身も心も蕩けて

眠れる花の中

溺れ死ぬ蜜蜂のように

 掲げ捧げよ　贄の美少年

崇め讃えよ　巨漢の王を

人類の罪などここに在りはせぬ

 混ぜて捏ねろよ　一滴の毒

捨てよ排せよ　無菌の卓を

真実は腐臭の底に嗅ぎとらん

 酸いも甘いもまだ知らぬ

珊瑚色に隠れた肌の輝き

美しい君を前にして

いま渇望することの快楽

 さあ、晩餐を共にしよう

優秀なる美食学（ガストロノミー）

先天性の稀なる舌で

筆舌尽くしがたき馳走を

今日も求めて彷徨う

さながら血に飢えた

哀れなる伯爵のように

 老いてもなお衰えなき

浅ましくも愛おしきその食欲

頬張り尽くし食べ尽くして

これこそ生きることの恍惚

 さあ、晩餐を共にしよう

選ばれし美食家達（グルマンディーズ）

美味なる飽食の虜

この世に食せぬものなし

食べて飲んで吐いて出し

泣いて笑い生きて死ぬ

弱肉強食なれの果て

それがすべてそれで終わりさ

 どうかこの身が果てたら

収めてくれたまえ

残さずに胃袋のその中へ

[little-forget-me-not]

moment ~ima wo ikiru~ (live in the now) lyrics

(x)

The time that has passed whispers that you should smile at this moment, Life passes by in the blink of an eye and becomes the wind. They say that you should forget the tough times, But I know that the future shines brighter and brighter when you embrace everything as you go. If you've lost something, grow from it and live with love. Look forward and walk, I feel like I can do it, the way I am now. I can laugh and talk about everything as if it were beloved to me, I knew that the future was all about preparing oneself to accept everything. More than the things I've lost, love made me shine. More than thinking, I want to feel, the joy of living in the now, Nothing is going the way I pictured, but I'm living, I laugh, Everything is connected, connected, piling up, piling up, piling up, Dyeing my life with colors I've never seen. I believe that the past and the future are. . . Holding hands, helping each other, If you've lost something, grow from it and live with love. Live for now, until you become the wind. The time that has passed whispers.

過ぎ去った時はささやく この瞬間を微笑むべきと 人生は瞬くように 駆け抜けて 風となるから 辛かったことは 忘れればいいというけど 未来は全てを 抱きしめてゆくことで 輝き増すこと 私は知ってる 失ったものがあるなら それにも増す愛で生きよう 前を向いて歩いてゆこう 今の私ならできる気がする 何もかも愛しく 笑って話せる 未来は全てを 受け止める覚悟と準備があること 私は知ったの 失ったもの以上の 愛が私を 輝かせた 考えるよりも 感じていたい 今を生きる喜び 思い通りになんてならないことばかり でも 生きているんだ そう笑って そんなことが つながって つながって 重なって 重なって 重なりあって 私の人生を彩ってゆく 見たことのない色へと 信じている 過去と未来は 手をつないで 助けあっている 失ったものがあるなら それにも増す愛で生きよう 今を生きる 風となるまで 過ぎ去った時はささやく

Sugisatta toki wa sasayaku kono shunkan wo hohoemu beki to Jinsei wa matataku you ni kakenukete kaze tonaru kara Tsurakatta koto wa wasurereba ii to iu kedo Mirai wa subete wo dakishimete yuku koto de kagayaki masu koto watashi wa shitteru Ushinatta mono ga aru nara sore ni mo masu ai de ikiyou Mae wo muite aruite yukou ima no watashi nara dekiru ki ga suru Nanimokamo itoshiku waratte hanaseru Mirai wa subete wo uketomeru kakugo to junbi ga aru koto watashi wa shitta no Ushinatta mono ijou no ai ga watashi wo kagayakaseta Kangaeru yori mo kanjite itai ima wo ikiru yorokobi Omoidoori ni nante naranai koto bakari demo ikite iru'n da sou waratte Sonna koto ga tsunagatte tsunagatte kasanatte kasanatte kasanari atte Watashi no jinsei wo irodotte yuku mita koto no nai iro he to Shinjite iru kako to mirai wa Te wo tsunaide tasuke atteru Ushinatta mono ga aru nara sore ni mo masu ai de ikiyou Ima wo ikiru kaze to naru made Sugisatta toki wa sasayaku

[utagoe]

I-chu: Outsider Lyrics

Kanji, romaji and English translation for Outsider by Todoroki Issei

(kanji source)

一人きりで　生きるためにと　棘をつけたサボテンの花 孤高と孤独をまとうのさ　俺が俺であるべきために 傷つけあうくらいなら　一人の方がマシなのさ 抱きしめられないから　お前が愛しい さあ　派手に行こうぜ　イナズマよ 傷だらけのアウトサイダーさ こわれた時代に立ち向かう 走り出すぜ　俺が俺であるために 貫くぜ　Be tough！ 流行りに踊るタイプじゃないぜ　心には一つダイヤモンド どんな小さなプライドだって　無限の光を秘めてるもんさ 飼いならされた哀れな　獣たちの群れのなか ひとり吠えてやるのさ　お前が愛しい さあ　派手に行こうぜ　イナズマよ 傷だらけのアウトサイダーさ くだらねえル��ルはごめんだぜ 止まらねえぜ　俺が俺であるために 叫ぶのさ　Be tough！ さあ　派手に行こうぜ　イナズマよ 傷だらけのアウトサイダーさ こわれた時代に立ち向かう 走り出すぜ　俺がAh yeah さあ　派手に行こうぜ　イナズマよ 傷だらけのアウトサイダーさ くだらねえルールはごめんだぜ 止まらねえぜ　俺が俺であるために 叫ぶのさ　Be tough！ 走り出すのさ　Wow yeah 止められねえぜ　Wow yeah 走り出すのさ　Wow yeah 止められねえぜ　Wow yeah

Romaji

hitorikiri de ikiru tame ni to toge wo tsuketa saboten no hana kokou to kodoku wo matou no sa ore ga ore de aru beki tame ni

kizutsukeau kurai nara hitori no hou ga mashi na no sa dakishimerarenai kara omae ga itoshii

saa hade ni ikouze inazuma yo kizu darake no autosaidā sa kowareta jidai ni tachimukau hashiridasuze ore ga ore de aru tame ni tsuranukuze Be tough!

hayari ni odoru taipu janaize kokoro ni wa hitotsu daiyamondo donna chiisana puraido datte mugen no hikari wo himeteru mon sa

kainarasareta aware na kemonotachi no mure no naka hitori hoete yaru no sa omae ga itoshii

saa hade ni ikouze inazuma yo kizu darake no autosaidā sa kudaranee rūru wa gomen daze tomaraneeze ore ga ore de aru tame ni sakebu no sa Be tough!

saa hade ni ikouze inazuma yo kizu darake no autosaidā sa kowareta jidai ni tachimukau hashiridasuze ore ga Ah yeah

saa hade ni ikouze inazuma yo kizu darake no autosaidā sa kudaranee rūru wa gomen daze tomaraneeze ore ga ore de aru tame ni sakebu no sa Be tough!

hashiridasu no sa Wow yeah tomerareneeze Wow yeah hashiridasu no sa Wow yeah tomerareneeze Wow yeah

English

A cactus flower that created thorns so that it could live alone I'll wear isolation and loneliness so that I can be myself

If we'll end up hurting each other, being alone is better You're beloved because I can't embrace you

Now, let's be flashy, my lightning I'm an outsider full of wounds I fight against this broken era I'll start running so that I can be myself I'll go through it, be tough!

I'm not the type to dance following the trend, there's a single diamond in my heart No matter how small a pride is, it always hides an infinite light

Inside a crowd of pitiful tamed beasts, I'll howl all alone, you're my beloved

Now, let's be flashy, my lightning I'm an outsider full of wounds I don't follow any stupid rules I won't stop, so that I can be myself I'll shout, be tough!

Now, let's be flashy, my lightning I'm an outsider full of wounds I fight against this broken era I'll start running, I'm- Ah yeah

Now, let's be flashy, my lightning I'm an outsider full of wounds I don't follow any stupid rules I won't stop, so that I can be myself I'll shout, be tough!

I'll start running, wow yeah I won't stop, wow yeah I'll start running, wow yeah I won't stop, wow yeah

[nerdyenby]

Lime time :D I’m watching Impulse

NO SALT (except the macadamia nuts)

34.2 on tsf three times in a row no warmup??? Pop off king

I entirely forgot I do this so I’m over an hour and a half in and I haven’t written anything lol

The reason I do this is so the time doesn’t just disappear into nothingness but sometimes it just does anyway

“MCC is just like real life” I have no idea what he means but I 100% agree

Rocket Spleef

Fruit carry!!

I’ve never seen anyone so happy to be team killed lol

Grid Runners

“We grid runnin’” “Let’s get gridding and running” so true!!!!

“The boys, the lads” Brits and Americans both thinking the other is trolling is never not funny

Sewer is a fairly common room…

Oh my gosh they did uppies so fast!!

Maybe I’m just not paying attention but it feels like they sped through that

“The chemistry’s there, team” “We’re so chemical” so true Beky!!!!

Impulse teaching them the ways of HBomb sands

Battle Box

Get wooled!! Ignore the fact that it’s not wool

They’re dominating!!!

Fighting orange for that one wool was so funny

Impulse got that kill on Ran right as Fruit wooled lol

They killed that!!

Sands of Time

“I’M SANDKEEPING” Bek 😭😭😭😭

“SB remember to get sand idiot, you told me to tell you”

“Don’t get dead” Impulse my beloved

Road trip!!

Impulse’s head is absolutely empty lol

Still came 5th!!!!

Ace Race

SB got the strats

“I’m gonna mute up for ace race, personally” “I’m gonna deafen because I don’t wanna talk to y’all” SB 😂

Impulse and Michela were neck and neck the entire third lap, it’s insane

Parkour Warrior

“Everyone do the easy path or else” Fruit???

The pkw music is so good to frantically crochet to

“I wonder if I remembered to breathe during that” so real

“He can only, like, 8v1 and that’s it, he can’t even 10v1” “Imagine”

“Just win 4head, easy”

Hole in the Wall

I am like 90% sure impulse just swore, rip

Sky Battle

So much is happening and I am absorbing none of it

All of them making it to top ten is huge!!!!

Bek taking charge, as she should!!

That was absolutely insane, what the heck, fruit?!???

They were so close ;-;

Dodgebolt

Impulse red supporter!!!! Gotta support his buddy and also cheering on Ran <33

Intentional mhm

Wait I missed Impulse switching out his headband, that’s so sweet

“What is happening?? No one’s died in a long time” *Ranboo gets shot* “My bad”

Fruit first individual!!!

Impulse being so happy for red means everything to me

“God I love MCC, maybe too much” SAME

[nerdyenby]

Pink time :D I’m watching Scar

Pregame

I’ve literally watched three scar videos today but I’ve missed him so much <333

I forgot Tubbo and Scar were called slushie duo :(( /pos

Scar praying to Scott for a desertduo buildmart 😭

Boatem team isn’t a want it’s a need

Scar’s “Is that a bad boy??” when he sees Joel across the lobby

“It says ‘gullible’ on the ceiling” “Does it? No, it says ‘3’” “… don’t worry about it” Beky and Tubbo my beloveds

Parkour Tag

Did Ant just say he was… tossing??

It’s literally the bare minimum but people using they/them for Aimsey means everything to me

SCAR SURVIVAL!!!!!

This team’s comms are insane :D

Beky supremacy!!!!

“Vex on vex violence!!” “WHAT DOES THAT MEAN” slushie duo is everything actually

They’re so good at encouraging and hyping each other up :))

Tubbo first swear in the first game lmao

HOW DID THAT WORK????

BEKY SUPREMACYYYYYY!!!!!

Pink parrots 2nd in parkour tag????? They’re so cool <333

Rocket Spleef

Immediate Ant swear lol

Was collecting data for this entire game so I have nothing else to say except sorry for being so neurodivergent today /j

Why do they want sot early??

Sands of Time

I talk fast too so keep in mind that I’m a hypocrite but Ant stresses me out so bad in sot, he’s not even doing anything wrong he just always sounds so frantic that it freaks me out a lil

Tubbo seems a lil high strung rn ngl

Okay yeah, this team is lacking in confidence, I fully believe they could do well but they were all so frazzled and this was a hard sands

Sky Battle

Why is Tubbo so mean to blue??? I know it’s not mean spirited but like, cmon man

Tubbo and Ant are so stressful to listen to 😭

Scar and his barn strat my beloved <333

“I got a kill!!…… myself..” Scar 😂

“They’re not coming from our right, I got that on lock” Scar mvp

Yo they won!!!

Tubbo losing his absolute mind and Scar just “uh hey guys? We won”

Scar’s face when we have the 6th swear by the start of halftime 🙃 lmao

Slushie time :D

Ace Race

“I’m gonna fail at that- I didn’t!!! Did you see that confidence?” So true Scar

“Unfortunate times with Scar today”

Ant saying Scar’s toe tip helped and getting first :))

Battle Box

Ant is such a tryhard /pos

I could not care less if it’s actually concrete, it’s always gonna be wool in our hearts <33

STOP TRASH TALKING BLUE I WILL CHEW YOUR CABLES

Wool time :D

Beating the top three teams and almost no one else is so iconic of them

The way Ant tries to give Tubbo a compliment and he says “No, definitely not” 😂

Grid Runners

It feels like they’re just breezing through these rooms lol

That golf was so clean

Why are Tubbo and Beky saying everything twice lol

Their push-up comms are so painful, it wasn’t bad just chaotic

“Dyslexic duo had some trouble with the hints”

TGTTOSAWAF

Team bonus!!!!

Scar top 15 both rounds so far!!!

“There are like no coins between fourth and fifth” “There’s literally no coins in this game”

Dodgebolt

Tubbo’s commentary 😂

Toby doing the absolute most to avoid acknowledging Ranboo’s existence sure is something lol

Talking about how both of these teams deserve this win is so real

Everyone cheering on False :D

This team wanting a replay :))

[nerdyenby]

Orange time :D I’m watching H

Pregame

I watched the first hour or so day of and didn’t write anything because I don’t have to :D (I do this for fun, it’s not homework lol)

H’s skin is so cute!!

“I’m confident in my team, I’m not confident in myself” fair, new setup can be rough (I say like I’ve ever owned a pc lol)

HOOKED ON A FEELING BA BADA BAAAAA!!

H muting music for his vods is so funny though

“YOU SON OF A B*TCH, GET BACK HERE!! I am immune to the good times all of a sudden!!!”

So ummm what does “AF” stand for because I severely doubt scuffed’s abbreviation is MCC as f*ck

Sniff Snifferish extra susceptible to sun poisoning??? Him with a parasol is an entire vibe tho

Wait is H back in arizona? I knew he moved but not where, that’s cool (mhm not doxxing myself at all)

“This is like, the second time we’ve ever talked and you’ve already meemaw’d me, and I can’t” Sniff and H my beloveds <333

Sniff through fake tears: “but I’m not a grandma” H: “you can be whatever you wanna be” we stan an ally

The way it took me like ten minutes to realize this entire conversation has been about weather, they’re just vibing

Wait, hold up, who does SB sound like???? FREDDY BADLINU ok, you may proceed

Sniff is such a nerd, I love them so much

H just standing there with the biggest smile on his face as he punches Jordan for a minute straight

“For the record, I haven’t practiced at all because I didn’t know I was gonna be in it until yesterday” “Beky, I’m chronically ill” Sniff is so adhd, I love her to death but literally where did that come from (I’m also adhd and I can track a line of thinking from A -> B but out of context it sounds so random)

“We do good at meltdown, I’ve decided” so true Sniff Snifferish

“I think we skip sands of time, to be honest with you, it’s the worst game” “That is the worst thing you’ve ever said in your life and I hate you, we’re playing sands of time” “Literally HBomb is on our team, you did not just say that” Sniff fearing for SB’s life 😭

Grid Runners

SB is a tryhard?? We love to see it

“I think I’m britishphobic” so true Sniff

I love grid runner so much guys, I didn’t even realize I was so close to the screen until it ended and I realized a hadn’t written anything lol

*gets first* “We’re so good!!” “We’re cracked” “Nailed that one” *gets tenth* “We suck!!” *gets fifth* “We’re average!!”

I love them, they’re so funny

Parkour Warrior

“Let’s go!! I suck at parkour, YEAHHHH!!”

Logo appreciation my beloved

H is merely girlbossing, he’s a cishet man but he girlboss nonetheless

“Know when to quit” “like gambling” but literally that is the key to parkour warrior, obviously movement skills are important but you have be able to decide what is and is not worth your time and not get too hung up on any one thing

It’s so satisfying to watch H first try segments

I feel like H is underestimating how much time he has, he definitely could’ve gone for one more bonus path

Sniff popping off!!!

Okay, they gotta set expectations low so they can pop off later

I feel like Bek has been super quiet, not just this game but overall? Idk she may just be in it for the occasional zingers and that’s incredibly valid

Everyone knows you gotta read all your teammates’ wiki pages before you play together smh /j

“I just let Jesus — aka YouTube auto play — take the wheel, okay?” So real

6000???????

Sands of Time

Sniff Snifferish: professional logo appreciator, as ae should

“HB*tch!! Sorry..” “That’s me!” If you couldn’t tell I’m very sane about Sniff and H interactions

SB really said ‘that thing you told me not to do? I’m doing it’ (but I know exactly what he’s talking about and it’s the right call)

“Just be smart, that’s the main thing. Don’t do anything you don’t have to do” “What if I’m not smart?” BEK 😭😭😭

What is with H being so slow to recognize colors at the start of sands???

Sniff was muted :((

H giving Sniff the vault my beloved!!!!

Oh wow yeah, every tunnel has been accounted for

H wanting to get Sniff their first vault :(((

“We’re team rusty” “Is that what the orange is for?” I love that actually

Ace Race

“Guys, guys, the best minecraft youtuber — 100 days SB — just told me I got this, I got this” them <333

H: ‘hey guys, things are gonna be different’ H when things are different: *shocked pikachu face*

H talking about how he doesn’t care about individual performance or strategy, he just wanted to do something nice for Sniff and have a good time

H saying the halftime show is his personal hell but sitting there with a smile on his face the entire time

Meltdown

I was not mentally present for the first round but I’m sure they did great smile

Gosh, this is such a good meltdown team, they’re just so present and calm

“We play the video game” “Dude, I love playing the video game” so real Bek

That 3rd round back and forth with lime!!! That’s exactly what this game was meant to be!!!!! It was so good, you guys

“You are a mad man” “He’s British, leave him be” Sniff 😂

People predicted them 9th? They’re at least 4-7th!!! Wait what did I predict them as?? Just checked my notes and I placed them 6th :)

“The only difference between those predictions and the result is me, so I’m actually personally responsible for us raising these places” so true Bek

Battle Box

Jojo is everything, real and true

I forgot it was this map, rip

“I’m not a crossbow fan but I will do this” “Me neither but we’ll vibe”

This map is reminding me of meltdown ngl

I JUST SAID THAT!! Me and Bek are the same person

Nice first round!!! Everyone was just running around but it worked so well

“I didn’t use the tnt, as was foretold” pfff

“I’ve missed every shot, don’t mean to flex or anything like that but I did” “Alright, keep your ego in check, geez” I love this team, I don’t think any of them have teamed before but they just have such good chemistry

Bek popped off against green, I don’t care that they lost, she won in my heart

BEK MVP!!!!

Blue is demolishing, holy crap

Let’s just play all the games, actually, SB’s onto something

“I’m terrible at everything, so it’s okay” “That’s the attitude!” “If you’re ever feeling down, just think to yourself: at least I’m not as bad as Sniff” Sniff Snifferish my beloved <333

Sky Battle

Skybattle my beloved

They didn’t get many kills but that first round felt good

SNIFF CARRY!!!

H top 10 two round in a row with zero kills, that’s my H tier!!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: SNIFF CARRY!!!!

“You’re about to be disappointed” “In everyone except our team!!”

Mutiny?? On my ship?????

I was fully prepared for Beky to dunk her own team 😂

Hole in the Wall

Steak/stake puns my beloved

Fat rip to the end of Kara and H’s neighbor saga

They’re all so focused it’s just silent lol

This is the most chill hitw ever

H only gets first, he just sometimes gets it twice

That’s what I’m saying!!!

Not ninth!!!

Not ninth indiv either!!

Dodgebolt

“What do you have against fun?” So true Sniff

H’s FREAKING FACE when Sniff called Purpled “Grayson” 😭😭😭

“Red would’ve hit those” 😂

Great time, great team :))