#benjiman button

[drowned-hubris]

Human!BEN headcanons

• Used to build computers when he was alive

• Went to college for computer development

• Imagine a guy in the 90’s who spends half his time in a basement on a computer -> that’s him

• Biggg button up shirt fan

• Ben’s older brother

• Both were unplanned kids, but their parents made it super obvious about BEN and tried to hide it about Ben

• Used to go by the name Net (Network) which is how Kelbris and the gang got the idea for “BEHAVIORAL EVENT NETWORK”

• Matt and BEN shared a dorm room for 4 years straight

• BEN had a mullet all the way till he was 12, Matt called that a “hate crime” when he learnt about it

• BEN is from and lived in Georgia, Matt was born in Florida (of course he was) but moved to Georgia when he was 12

• BEN got a hound dog as a middle school graduation present

• It outlived him (for a while)

• His parents called him Net and Nettie for so long they genuinely forgot they named him BEN

• Anyway both their kids were named Ben by the end of it

• Ben’s name is technically Benjiman

• He was born in 1975 and died in 2002, making him 27

• He and Matt met in middle school and were the same age but Matt is technically older now because he lived longer than BEN (2002 and 2004)

• Matt and BEN are generally friends but barely ever talked in the cartridge because of kelbris

• When kelbris was killed by Sara, BEN was basically kicked out of the cartridge and ended up in one of the hotel rooms

• BEN has to be in a 10-25 foot radius of some type of tech (phones, computers, etc etc) to be seen

• He technically can travel anywhere though

• BEN has a shit ton of tech stuff and his whole room (in the hotel and cartridge) are covered in wires

• BEN prefers older tech to exist/come out of

• Almost every type of tech he has (which is a lot) is pre-2010s

• His main computer is a green 1999 Apple IMac, despite him having many other desktops

• He despises laptops for seemingly no reason

• He’s the one who adopted and brought Smile Dog into the mansion cause he had a “we��re not so different, you and I” moment without realizing

• He definitely has some robo-dogs in his room somewhere

• Used to consider getting a real pet but remembered that he’s basically as immortal as it’ll get and he’d live WAYYY longer than it

I think about this too much

[andyoucallmeupagain]

This is Benjamin Button. He’s a good boy.

[worshipthislovee]

petition for benji to release a single titled “sounds of benjamin” which consists of an entire 3 minutes of him meowing and walking across a piano

@taylorswift

[alexandrashade]

Saw this on internet and it was as much beautiful as it was powerful. Lets spread this message to create smiles and decrease world toxicity.

@taylorswift @taylornation

[sarah-theswiftie]

Lockdown buddies for life 💗🦋🥂

[phoebeswiftbuffay]

when @taylorswift sang "give you a child" she was talking about benji

[arealpieceowork]

Lover House 💖 Thanks for an amazing song, album and another fun year @taylorswift @taylornation

Cheers to 2020! Who knows? Maybe this is the year I get to give you a big hug 🤗

[thefearlesslover]

@taylorswift you ask and you shall receive

[megan-swiftie]

CERTAINLY NOT TAYLORS VOICE AND TYLERS BODY COMING TO CONFUSE ME AGAIN @taylorswift

[banditlikemeeyesfullofstars]

Taylor jet lagged versus me jet lagged 😹

@taylorswift

[cruelaffairs]

Not to be loud but LOOK how big Benji has gotten 🥺🥺

[andyoucallmeupagain]

Selena with Benji in 2019

[beauty4swifties]

Benji is like “Mommy!!! I want cat treats!!!!”

@taylorswift I think he wants you to give him cat treats

[alexandrashade]

Taylor Swift:Benjamin why are you such a model?

Me:Thank you @taylorswift for such a beautiful wallpaper😽.

[sarah-theswiftie]

Who are you today? 💛💙🤍

I think I’m feeling a mixture Olivias lazy mood with Meridiths “don’t touch me I’m in lockdown” mood 😌

[chiefest-and-greatest-calamity]

It would be amazing if Taylor could release a Benji pillow. I have Olivia and Meredith already, but it's not complete without Benji

Also, please adopt another cat 😻🐾