#bet u werent expecting that!

[littlestpersimmon]

Tyelpe’s shirt

[howlonomy]

GAAAAAAAASP!

We know monster Clover wasn't able to play in the snow back before they fell into the underground, but what if it did they get christmas?

christmas in april moment :]

[orbiiance]

cmon pick up pick up pick up !!!!!!!!!!

[portsandstars]

Content im making only for myself

[lunamothghost]

what more can I do?, I am still painting flowers for you

[exlimix1a]

Friendly fire attack on my friend @ashimadu!! Third attack of the year! C: I’ve never done things with pastels like this but I’m so happy with how it turned out!!

[miwtual]

gimmy spicy opinions on steve and Peter 3 cuz ive been in their hell for a year straight fuck me up fam

andrew's spiderman i just have a personal vendetta against that i made up when i was like 12 and it's gone away mostly but every once in a while im reminded that i was scared to talk about my love for spiderman bc at the time of the tasm duology coming out i didnt watch them and i had seen people saying stuff like "if you havent seen tasm you don't REALLY like spiderman" despite the fact that i have a very well documented love of spiderman since i was like. three years old. but when i was 12-14 years old i REALLY cared about what people thought of me but i also didnt like being told what to do so instead of watching tasm like a normal person would i just decided being anti tasm would become my personality which is honestly just worse

STEVE HOWEVER idk. mixed feelings about him. i like his development in the show but also it feels like they hit season 3 and gave him robin as a sort of meat shield so he wouldnt have to do any more development by himself, which is annoying bc i feel like if they just let him be by himself for like. a singular season. not dating anybody, with nancy as his maybe-kinda-sorta friend that he talks to sometimes, and then dustin who has become his child and prodigy, he would have some more interesting development but now he's just become a dumb himbo with a lesbian bff which dont get me wrong! love that for them and i think we need more platonic m/f friendships! but i just wish steve had a little more time by himself to grow as a character. and then there are....... some steve girls that make me literally Not Like Him just in pure spite (im a spiteful bitch im so sorry </3) because they take the parts of him that make him interesting (see: the fact that even with all his development, he still slips up sometimes and hes still a little bitch) and completely remove that from him in any and all of their fanworks like fanfiction, fanart, etc. OR they just use him as a device to ship him with other characters and just dont let him be his own character. and most of the time its both of these at the same time and yeah i hate it. i want to like him so bad but i just. can't <3

hang out with me

[chaoticrokiroki]

one thing about me is that i WILL find a rarepair and a crackship to love above everything else and then die quietly because they will obviously not have content

[artidoesthings]

Hey! Parents of Popstar! Is there anyone there!? Is anyone still able to communicate?

not quite popstar but…. The residents of the Forgotten Land are open for questions!

[a-nybodys]

anyway if the duffers know whats good for them theyll find some convoluted way for eddie to come back next season

[trainingdummyrabbit]

bet u werent expecting This. freaken BITES Y

[simplygyuu]

Nouvelle Crown - 012 : Soobin

synopsis : choi beomgyu, the second prince of the royal choi family doesnt have much of a life outside of his duties. even then hes not allowed to do much, his brother is the crown prince after all. but when he meets you, a regular commoner girl, through his brothers friend soobin he cant help but be intrigued. commoner life is so different from what he knows and you are the only person to treat him like the normal teenager he always longed to be. with you he gets to experience the normal, teenager life behind the backs of his overbearing family.

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notes : poor gyu :( i bet u werent expecting angst from me after teddy bear! i wanted this one to be more interesting

reposts and replies are really really appreciated and keep me motivated to keep updating :)

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[xi-off]

zoosmell pooplord

bet u werent expecting the WORLDS RANDOMEST TROLLSTUCK AU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not that theres much to it yet despite these portrait drafts bein like 8 months old)

[sylkicute]

do you think you'd be up for making eclipse (combo of sun + moon) bi lesbian and bi gay flags?? :0

Hiiii I'm sorry this took a while !! I've been a bit burnt out ^^;

I wasn't really sure how to approach these so u get two different ideas for these!!! bet u werent expecting that *anime girl pose*

[ No spoons for ID, apologies :( ]

On the left is the eclipse bi lesbian flag, and on the right is the eclipse bi gay flag. So for these first ones I kinda just used the mix tool on fire alpaca to combine the sun/moon flag colors into one flag !! Though, I'm not entirely sure how I feel about the palettes tbh. So the next ones are ones I made more manually !!

[ No spoons for ID, apologies :( ]

On the top left is solar eclipse bi lesbian, with lunar eclipse bi lesbian to the right of it. On the bottom left is solar eclipse bi gay, with lunar eclipse bi gay to the right of it.

For these I was partially inspired by @kiruliom's lunar/solar eclipse lesbian flags for the different types and color schemes, so shout out to hxr for that !! I hope it's alright that I took inspo !!! Though I can take this down if ur not comfy with that /gen

I'm a lot happier with these versions personally, but I hope that any/all of them are to your liking :]

[xxoxobree]

you know what.. after what anon said about u getting weird stuff

⛄️

BOOM! SOMETJING WEIRD! BET U WERENT EXPECTING THAT ONE HA!

HOW COULD YOU 😩🤣🤣🤣

[goji-pilled]

ha hah! bet u werent expecting another episode of DW AU, the prequel?!

The apartment was quiet. Despite being filled with four teenage girls, a full desert course spread across the isometric glass table, and fine tea cups filled with a delicious blend of spring tea not a noise was made from the four. Somewhere outside were the sounds of children laughing with thejr families as the city of Mitikihara lowly went to sleep.

In this once lively apartment were four girls, seated at a small table and all staring at one singular point; a small doll that looked like a little ragdoll was currently curled up against the girl with long locks of darkness, who was doing her best to comfort said doll despite her anxiousness. The doll kept burying itself further into Akemi-san's stomach and muttered gibberish nonsense, the noise dead upon four sets of ears. Kaname-san kept on of her hands in one of Miki-sans, the two constantly glancing between the doll amd Akemi-san. Mami could only stare at food, trying to gather her thoughts together and break this uncomfortable tension.

Thinking back to the labyrinth they had left - of all the mostly harmless familiars and sructures that laid within - an idea formed in Mami's mind and soon came a plan. Rising from the table Mami strood towards her kitchenette and to the fridge. Opening up the cold box she rummaged around for a block of gouda she had impulsively bought a while back, hoping to make a more western meal for her dinners a while back. Once she found the condensed dairy she sst herself down at the table and coughed to grab everyone's attention. The doll kept her face close to the middle school shirt Akemi-san was now wearing, until the girl nudged the little thing's face a bit once she saw what was in Mami's hands.

When the doll finally locked her eyes on the cheese its demeanor changed quite rapidly; instead of holding it self like a scsred child it immediately leapt out of Akemi's lap and latched itself onto the cheese and into Mami's lap. Craddeling the doll that now tore its way into the cheese, Mami couldn't help herself as she let out a tiny bemused giggle. That lay the foundation to a contagious giggle fit by everyone else except for the "dark" magical girl as Miki-san would no doubt call Akemi. Once the cheese was consumed the little doll noticed where it noe sat and looked up into Mami's eyes. Despite having two beady little buttons for eyes, Mami felt a sense of great sorrow and grief from the doll, as it latched onto her and muttered gibberish into her own stomach.

A cough came across from her, the source being none other than Akemi Homura.

"I believe we should... begin our discussions. You undoubtedly have many, many questions I assume?" Akemi looked to be uncomfortable, almost as if she were dreading the following conversations. Shifting her arms to craddle the little creature as if it were a creature, Mami nodded her head and steeled herself.

"I have many questions, as you have said Akemi-san." A sniff from the raven haired girl. "I suppose to start with, is if you have ever seen this before? Of a witch being repetant of its actions, of taking lives?" The doll shuddered and started to mutter its words even faster now. It took all of a second for Akemi to respond.

"I have never envountered a scenario where a witch has refused to bring harm upon someone, no. However, I'm sure that isn't the question you wanted to ask." She had the gall to say all that ever so calmly, without ever so much as blinking through Mami's attempts at easing herself to the big question. Akemi only waited patiently as she grabbed a warm cup and drank some tea, both soothing her throat and getting to the point.

"H-How are you alive right now!" screeched Miki-san, who now had a growing look of mortification as she realized how her query sounded. Based on Kaname-san's offended gasp and Akemi's own displeased frown they cought on too. "Not that it's a bad thing. It's good that you're still here, with us! And not, like, stuck in that witches belly and- I'll shut up now." Miki-san found her lap to be a very interesting sight to behold as Akemi sent a fierce glare towards her, Kaname-san patting her best friend's back while wearing a small frown.

"To answer you questions, my survival is linked to a very crucial part of ourselves and now you too Miki Sayaka." Setting her tea cup down Akemi flexed her left hand into a fist, before opening her palm as her soul gem manifested itself from the small silver ring on Akemi's ring finger. "Our soul gems are what gift us our powers, they allow us to perform to heights that no normal person could rightfully do. Such as sprinting across town, leaping atop rooftops, or even being inconvenienced by death." Akemi's eyes darkened at that, mouth parted as if she wanted to day more but couldn't.

What had she gone through to discover that horrible truth?

"As you already know, we must hunt witches in order to replenish our soul gems and keep our magical power. Should they be tarnished beyond salvation, I fear what agony a magical girl may be forced to endure." From what Akemi says, it sounds as if the gems don't necessarily heal them. It sounds as if they postpone the pain they would feel when the heal. To be forced to relieve that agony of years of pain and hardship...

Mami doubted no sane girl wouldn't break from it.

From what she can tell the others have reached a similar conclusion. Miki-san was grimacing at the thought of experiencing something like that, while Kaname-san had tears well up behind her eyes again. But a small part of Mami-san couldn't help but wonder...

"Akemi-san..." focused brought back onto herself, Homura stared into Mami's eyes. "How did you ever learn about this?" Oh how Mami wished she never thought to ask. She should have let her curiousity fester and burn out; the light in Homura's eyes died out a little, as the raven took in a sharp breath. Miki-san was raptured by such a reaction from the aloof girl, while Kaname-san seemed to prepare herself to hug Akemi.

"...I've lived long enough... to see and experience such things... often..." Oh, her heart. Mami felt her heart shatter as tears began to fall from her eyes. Kaname-san dived into Akem-Homura's side while Sayaka looked ashen. The little doll in Mami's hold struggled out of its own hug to go and comfort Homura; it latched itself around Homura's neck and nuzzled her cheek.

"I see." Mami sniffled back the last of her tears. It wouldn't do well to continue their discussions now, not with the atmosphere heavy and the day growing so late. "Miki-san, Kaname-san, Homura-san. I want to apologize for my failures this afternoon. I am a veteran, and yet I had almost..." and here came bacl the tears. Her failure was crashing down on her now, her arrogance leaving her open for a fatal finale upon the tragedy that is her life.

And now they'll leave her all alone, once more.

And hand pressed itself onto her shoulder. Glancing up she saw the blurry face of Homura looking down on her.

"Tomoe Mami, you are a veteran magical girl of approximately two years now. While it is expectant to have you perform at your heighest capabilities, it is not improbable for you to experience shortcomings. At these times, it is best for us to recollect ourselves and try to better ourselves...

"With some assitance from allies, if you will allow it."

Mami couldn't believe her ears. Akemi Homura, the mysterious dark magical girl veteran that had lectured into her head to beware death and treasure life, was now offering solace.

"She's right Mami-senpai." Snapping her head aside, the blonde saw Madoka and Sayaka beaming smiles at her. "It wouldn't be right to assume that you couldn't be knocked down, or waver when times are hard. You don't have to do this alone anymore."

"Yep! It's just as my wife says, we'll be with you every stel of the way Mami-senpai! Can't let anything bappen to our favorite senpai after all, right transfer student?" A sigh of fondness and roll of the eyes (odd...) and Homura nodded her head.

A tap on her knees and she saw the little witch looking at up at her once again. It streatched its cloth arms towards her as it jumped up and down, sounds of happiness coming out of her(?) not-mouth. Craddling the witch, Mami let out a teary laugh.

"I believe little Bebe also agrees with you all." At the looms of confusion Mami explained herself. "Well, we can't jjst call her a little witch or doll, can we? She has thoughts and acts like us too, it would be a bit dehumanizing to not give her a name." The witch - no, little Bebe - seemed to grow extatic at that and hugged the blonde's stomach tightly.

Then Bebe's mouth opened and the work creature sprung out to lick Mami on the cheek before nuzzling her again.

...something to discuss later.

i think im gettin better at writing th girls nd their dialogue with each ask. hope u enjoy, u nd everyone else who see ur blog! <3

I DO ENJOY THIS YES. YES YES YES.