TWD incorrect quotes cuz I’m obsessed now
Carol: you have to apologize to Shane
Daryl: fine
Daryl: unfuck you, or whatever
Daryl, Carol, and Maggie sitting on a bench with a deflated look
Rick: why are the three of you sitting sad like that?
Maggie: sit with us so we can tell you
Rick *sitting down*: well?
Daryl: this bench is freshly painted
Rick: ...
Carol: yeah, they did it to me too
Glenn, texting Maggie: text me when you’re home safely
Maggie: I’m home dangerously
Glenn: stop it
Maggie: I’m home lethally
Carol: I’m gonna count to three
Daryl: what did I do?
Carol: one
Daryl, running away: wHaT dId I dO?!?!
Beth, about Andrea: what’s wrong with her?
Daryl: everyone has a different theory
Carol: if you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Maggie: maybe a little tipsy
Daryl: drunk
Lori: wasted
Andrea: dead
Maggie, calling Beth: Where are you?
Beth: I waved to a man because I thought he was waving at me. Apparently he was waving to the guy behind me so to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up so a taxi pulled over and took me to the train station. I am now in California, I should be back by Thursday.
Maggie: Wha-
Glenn: Understandable. Have a nice day
Glenn, after briefing another plan: thoughts?
Daryl: and prayers. Holy shit.
Maggie: I have the urge to do something stupid
Glenn: I’m stupid, do me
Rick: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone
Andrea: mine just says ‘Andrea no’
Rick: and I want you to apply that to every possible situation
Dale: I swear to God I’m the only one here with a brain cell
Daryl, T-Dog, Rick, Shane, and Glenn: ALL HAIL THE KEEPER OF THE BRAIN CELL!!!
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Beige Borzoi Adopt
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16/09/23, Singapore - Daniel Ricciardo watches qualifying for the 2023 Singaporean Grand Prix from the pit wall
📸 by Rudy Carezzevoli (edited)
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