#big vaxxed papi is NOT untouchable....
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And now of course I have Covid.........
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possibly one of the best tweets to come out of covid so far
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even while recovering from double vaxx (covid and flu), i vacuumed my disgusting carpet and cleaned my even more disgusting standing fan. and now i’m gonna cook vegetable potstickers and ramen for lunch. who the fuck is gonna stop me now bitch
#this has been a text post#my teeth were chattering in bed and then i woke up at 5 drenched in sweat and i slept 7 hrs total. not great bob#but once this passes i will feel like big papi vaxxed untouchable#*edit: 11 hours total#a bitch couldn’t get up!
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Not to be a little bitch but I got my flu + covid vaccines yesterday and my arm hurts and I have a headache :( at the very least I don't feel sick or like I have a cold...
#thus spoke randy#two of my friends also got there's and we were walking around the dorm just going 'ow' occasionally#big vaxxed papi untouchable!
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probably Covid 🙃
#if i don't get to respond w big vaxxed papi untouchable to this one too and im not Hospital I'm gonna be sooooo pissed#second time THIS YEAR wear fucking masks.#i say stuff
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homophobia is sooooo fucking real and alive bc after having an amazing night with them they got SICK and now i can’t see them for an indeterminant amount of time
#BITING AND BARKING#however . i did not get sick despite making out with them for hours so everybody roll the big vaxxed papi untouchable tweet!!!
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if I didn't contract a sickness this whole week+ long trip I'm gonna make out with the white blood cells in my body
#giving myself 72 hours to see if I caught anything#big vaxxed papi untouchable though#running and vitamin c does WONDERS
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having been sick the past couple days means anytime i am reminded of The Sickness (sneeze, cough, feel like shit when not resting in bed doing nothing, etc) my brain just blasts "i think i hauve covid" over and over again until i get distracted with something else and forget about The Sickness again. then repeat.
#milgran't#personal posting#i guess#but. thankfully i do Not have covid! im the only person in my family (which is fucking big btw) that hasnt gotten covid (..yet)#i think im just immune. theres no other explanation (there is and its the fact that i get picked on for being a ''germophobe'')#(when im Not. they just dont care and dont take it seriously lol)#(oh yeah also. Big Vaxxed Papi untouchable!!!! /ref)
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got my flu shot 💪💉
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ok the fever hit me today. time to finally watch season 2 of severance
#i'd been holding out hope that maybe big vaxxed papi was untouchable#if that gets too heavy i'll switch to crunchy old videos of the cockmaster getting the tar beat out of him
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guy sitting to me at the airport terminal having a coughing fit... Sir....... Please......
#maddie meows#at least we're both wearing masks ig#something something big vaxxed papi untouchable#i hope
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Another round of free Covid tests from USPS
https://special.usps.com/testkits
#I know so many people with Covid again who have no clue how it happened#not me though big vaxxed papi untouchable!!! (except for that one time two years ago)#stay safe out there
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Lmao thought it was allergies but, after sweating through my scrubs twice yesterday due to fever chills, I’ve finally accepted I’m actually ill
#it’s funny how growing up with a parent who - for whatever reason - decided every time you’re sick you must be faking it affects you#I was sickly as a child yet every time I had to ‘prove’ it to my mom#so now I just assume I’m ‘faking it for attention’ (why would a child do that?) whenever I’m ill#and take 3-5 business days to recognize oh no I’m actually sick#once again tested negative for covid tho#big vaxxed papi untouchable meme
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i mean covid can still fuck with you. thats a pretty significant thing that could happen. like i understand where you’re coming from here but covid could very much still fuck with you.
Covid can't fuck with me...vaccinated
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day 134
big vaxxed papi is no longer untouchable
#day 134#year 5#it me#i guess it was bound to happen eventually tbf#i DID make it a whole 4 years before it finally fuckin got me#thats a pretty respectable streak i think
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