#birds r us

[birdlungg]

hi! I too am here for a Pyramid Head smut if it's possible 🥺 I'm replaying Silent Hill 2 and at that part where he's chasing us like a predator and we're his little prey and i just can't stop but thinking what if we're running away and he's chasing us and we find a little hole in front of us so we think we can escape from it but we end up stuck in it and he finds us and you know fucks us in a very not gentle way? yes please write a smut for us if you can 🥺

IVE NEVER BEEN SO AROUSED

THIS IS SO GOOD AAAAAAAAA

THIS IS CONSENSUAL NON CON

let me know what you think!

He's gaining on you. How can something that big be so fast? The stitch in your side is ever present and your breath is coming out in pants. You feel tears of frustration prickle at your eyelids as you risk a peak behind you. Fuck he's even closer now!

You round a corner and - there! You see an open window to an apartment building at waist height. If you could just get inside you could find a place to hide from him.

With no more time to think, you barrel toward the window, shimmying your arms and shoulders through. Thankfully there's a counter underneath it, and you grasp the edge to pull your hips and legs through, but your hips don't budge. Your stomach drops as you pull harder, wiggling frantically as panic sets in.

"No no no, this can't be happening," you shriek, thrashing in an effort to free your hips. "Please just -"

You feel him behind you before you can finish your thought. You freeze, thinking stupidly that maybe he'll just leave you be if you stop moving.

Suddenly, he's ripping through your pants and panties, leaving you bare as your skin prickles. You gasp and wiggle harder, trying to just get through the window. He has your ass cheeks in a bruising grip as the window frame digs painfully into your flesh.

Something long and wet breaches your cunt without warning, making you gasp and twist to try to get eyes on the things behind you. It fucks in and out of you for a few seconds to get you wet before disappearing, taking your breath with it. He gives you no time to catch it again before he slams his cock into you.

It's massive, and even though you're wet, there's a slight bit of pain as he draws back and snaps his hips balls deep again. He starts a bruising pace, each thrust jerking you forward as your chest heaves. Fuck it feels good.

Despite the situation you've found yourself in, you feel yourself nearing your release as the beast behind you lets out a growl and gives one final thrust before coming deep inside you. It's so hot and you feel so full, and you finally come around him, squirting around his length with a scream.

He pulls out with an obscene squish, the mixture of his and your release dripping down your shaking legs. You stay where you are, thinking he left when gentle hands full you back through the window.

Your legs give out once you're upright and you're swung up into his strong arms before you can hit the ground. He's careful to maneuver you around the metal of his helmet (head?) as he stalks off to your shared space.

You're glad he agreed to this.

[clambuoyance]

[DC] 🎶And loving you was easy. It was you leaving that scarred🎶

Something possessed me yesterday to draw a bunch of angst so here’s a bunch of Infinite crisis/teen titans art 😢 these aren’t really in order of events

[thenothlng]

they would fucking love lsd dream emulator (like me)

[ven10]

A quick Klaus Baudelaire sketch, heavily inspired by ‘This Bird Has Flown’ by @cygninae

(By ‘heavily inspired’ I mean it was supposed to be fanart then I realised “oh shit does this even count if it’s based off the fic’s vibe instead of an actual scene?? Anyway, I recommend reading it if anyone seeing this hasn’t already! It’s on Ao3!)

[birdricks]

doing my anatomy study is fucking torturous bc every time i read some shit like “birds dont have a diaphragm” my brains like “hmmmm…… birdperson…..” and then i end up thinking abt him instead of studying

[felidthing]

oh the flowers! smell so sweet I wish that I want to be a flower too oh hello little bird! it must be spring!

poem i wrote april 27th 2008

[venussaidso]

Every male character has sucked ASS this season.

Also notice how none of them ran into the building to save Amerie and Harper.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

could you draw some birds? herons robins perhaps an albatross?

I saw a sandhill crane recently and it really stuck with me

[jellypawss]

We are deciding to keep the bird and have named him Toad. I’m getting him a tall sturdy cage and I hang out with him for about 10 hours a day (I will be looking for a buddy for him when I move.)

He loves take me to church by hozier and he falls asleep when I sing it to him.

He chirps and goes wild whenever I walk away from my desk to get me to come back 😭💗

I’ve also found a solution to keep the kitties away from him and they have not bugged him since, he will also have his own little area that will be safe at our new place.

Everyone welcome Toad to the family!

[jekyllnahyena]

If u ever want to know what a barn owl sounds like.

Blood curdling fucking terror combined with a cat being murdered.

How did I come to this conclusion you ask?

It's 3 am and this fucker, and what I can only assume to be the fucker's family, has been going past my window this past half hour.

I want to kill something

[istherewifiinhell]

OKAY OKAY. u wanna hear about tfs being double trans

[VD:  A clip of transformers: Earthspark of Nightshade (they/them), a young terran transformer still in their protoform speaking about identity with Tarantulas (he/him), a spider alt moded transformer, in his mausoleum turned lab]

Full transcribe below

Outside, in a cemetary, Nightshade steps out from behinda statue. Speaking coyly: Oh, perhaps... I could help you work?

Tarantulas: I... might have use for an assistant. If you follow my instructions, implicitly.

NS, sprinting past into the mausoleum excited: I'll prepare the work station!!!

Tanrantus looks down, follows.

NS, excited looking around: This webbing is so verstile, a truly ingenious design.

T: Yes, yes it is Nightshade. [beings working] most fail to properly appreciate my inventions.

Nightshade watches him work: Not even other decepticons?

Tarantulas, bitterly: Especially other decepticons [actives the device, projecting a human hologram] And to think, once this device is complete, I will pass for human. I won't be BOUND by restrictive labels like autobot, or decepticon anymore. [hologram fails to pick up a rock, Tarantulas taps at the device, and the hologram succedds] At last, I will be free.

NS: Isn't that a contradiction though? [Retrives a compotent part] You'll be free, but also hiding?

T: Ah, y-you'll understand. Once you choose an alt form.

NS: But I don't want an alt form. 

Tarantulas addresses Nightshade directly: You are a transformer, another mode is your birth right. [returns to working]

NS: I see no need for one, aren't I sufficient as I am?

T: Young one, alt forms aren't meant to complete you, as though you have a missing part. They further express who you already are.

Nightshade looks complative at Tarantulas: I haven't heard it explained that way before... This is why you've chosen such a unique appearance.

T: Yes, I will always be Tarantulas. And you, Nightshade, however you may appear, who will you be?

NS: I'll be me! A sciencist. A protector, someone who... helps thoses in need [smiles]

Tarantulas, awkward and moved: I- I am glad for it. No one's ever been so generous to me... I [Goes back to working abruptly, changing tone] It is a gift, to know yourself so well, so young. Take pride in it.

A zanny montage of them working together starts, and the clip cuts. END

[birdlungg]

Tommy, Jason, Michael, dbd Ghostface + the sinclairs and how they'd take to face sitting >:D

Y'ALL ARE ON POINT W THESE LATELY

Thank you for adding my Sinclair boys

headcanons and blurbs again!

NSFW

Thomas

This boy LIVES to please he's the first one laying down for you on god,,,

Since he doesn't have a nose he has to make up for stimulation with some fancy tongue work

Would not think of it himself so you'll have to be the one to recommend it

"I want to try something," you tell him one night after some making out and heavy petting. He looks confused as you mount him and straddle his chest but starts to understand once his eyes lock on your cunt above his face. He starts off slow and hesitant but really gets into it as you grind on his face. You come quickly and move to get off of him, but he quickly grabs your waist and pulls you back down.

Seems he has a new favorite position.

Jason

I believe that Jason is a pussy eating champ once he gets the hang of it

Also a pleaser so he will want to do this often

also needs a little encouragement at first but practice makes perfect!

You've just finished sucking him off (which you both really enjoy) when he makes it apparent he wants to return the favor. You're always open to the idea, but tonight you want something different. He's still laying on his back so it's very easy to just crawl over him and place yourself where you want. His hands instantly come up to help you ride his face.

He will definitely be wanting to do this anytime he can.

Michael

rarely gives in and says yes to face sitting but enjoys it

prefers 69-ing so he can get some as well but it is what it is!

He's fingering you roughly as he tongues your nipples, and you blurt that you've been wanting to sit on his face. He stops completely and thinks about it for a moment, and then manhandles you atop his face after flipping himself over. Even though he's never done it in this position before, he knows those spots that make you sing. He has you coming quicker than usual.

You get flipped over and stuffed full of his cock before you even fully recover.

Danny

will be into it but mean

uses it as a bargaining tool in my opinion,,

like ill let you ride my face is you let me fuck your ass or when you're crying from overstimulation

He's the one that brings it up at first, while you're tied up and at his mercy. You're already overstimulated and tearing up from the sensations racking your body. You're untied from the headboard and he pulls your limp body into his face. You try to move off of him because it's too much but he won't let you. He moves you long enough to tell you that you can still use your safe word if you feel like chickening out.

You both know you won't, so you let him take over once more.

Bo

won't admit but LOVES facesitting

pussy eating champ runner up

I think he likes to pretend he's a big tough guy but deep down,,,, SIMP

you do have to suck his dick in exchange but honestly, that's just business babey

He comes down your throat with a grunt and watches you with a sleazy grin as you wipe your mouth with the back of your hand. He kisses you as you stand, not caring about the taste, and says "I wanna eat your pussy, baby."

He saunters his way over to the bed and lays down, his cock hardening again as he looks at you. You make your way over and go to straddle his waist to continue your night but he shakes his head.

"No, I said I wanted to eat your pussy. Get the fuck up here."

Vincent

has no idea wtf he's doing but very willing to learn

favorite position because he gets to please you and you don't have to look at his face

win/win! (for him at least)

He doesn't like to take his mask off often but does so because he loves to eat you out. He's obsessed with your taste, and would often forgo his own pleasure to focus on yours. So when you bring up the idea he's very hesitant but wants to please you over anything. You sit on his face gingerly, easing him into it. He fumbles a bit at first but grips your ass in his hands and goes to town. You come hard, and feel something hit your back and turn to find that he came just from eating you out.

Just wait until you recommend 69-ing.

[mrmillipede]

“this girl wont call

but she’ll never tell you why

that’s just how she says goodbye

goodbye.”

[teknikolor-walters]

GREAT NEWS EVERYONE

[tomatoart]

What the?! gay people in gay bars?!

[sanchoyo]

I’ve been wanting to reopen commissions soon but I rly need to make new examples, maybe try to figure out what ppl are most interested in (I think my most commissioned items are always icons, so? Those will be included) and what I can do…I also want to refigure my prices. Like I do want them to be affordable, and I do love drawing for ppl, but I also want to make sure I have the bandwidth + time for them and also feel like I’m being compensated properly since I do have a job now so they would be the Side Thing aaa TwT

but I’m finally at a place where I feel like. Not burnt out after every week and I’m in a nice routine now and pretty used to my job, so I feel like I can handle more on the side. Very excited abt that. Not excited abt making new examples or figuring out what I wanna offer etc tho I hate the logistics of commissions. Part of me wants to do a pay what u want thing with a set minimum and maybe start exclusively offering them thru kofi since it’s so easy, but we’ll see!!

I look to maybe open them around June so like. If anyone is interested, I’d love to hear what kind of stuff u guys would want? 🤨