#bitchwhatthefuck

[peachicow]

me: hi doc, i'm having these 5 issues and my allergies are the cause of it.

doctor: i see, well i think you are having these 5 issues, and i think your allergies are the cause of it.

me:...

doctor:...

me:...

doctor: also there is fluid behind your ear drums.

[posey-aesthetic]

I'm literally shaking what the fuck

Sideswiped fucking dropkicked me to the floor and broke my nose

[the-things-ive-heard11]

“He just about blew a casket.”

-Me

[crazybeautiful69]

This is fkn funny! 🤷‍♀️ Ion even care!😂🤣 ✌❤💋 #onthegang #bitchwhatthefuck #imdeaddd #ghetto #laughter #omfg https://www.instagram.com/p/CBY5WNOjIzbhP91NsMvaH-7NUZzwCmNpdjXKAU0/?igshid=1xngfaddre88x

[ihero325]

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This is way to far, i am so done right now...

[lookbro-imamsaidthis-blog]

Rafidi bro on regular days: we reject dem hadith fam. They r from bakri sources.

Rafidi bro when it comes to getting some:

A man will have intercourse in Paradise with his wives from among al-hoor al-‘iyn and his wives from among the people of this world, if they enter Paradise with him. A man will be given the strength of a hundred men to eat, drink, feel desire and have sexual intercourse. It was narrated from Anas (may Allaah be pleased with him) that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “The believer in Paradise will be given such and such strength for sexual intercourse.” He was asked, “O Messenger of Allaah, will he really be able to do that?” He said, “He will be given the strength of one hundred (men).” (Narrated by al-Tirmidhi, no. 2459. He said, (it is) saheeh ghareeb).

[guromaruo]

When your fucking marker just dies while coloring shit.

[horrorhokum]

Wip 🖌

[galaxyradioae]

That look you give another courier when they ask you to cover their outer colony deliveries after you just clocked out from your own. #bitchwhatthefuck #fuckthat #Dwelf #OC #characterdesign #myart #fantasy #scifi #cyberpunk #geekstar #geekstargalaxyradio #charactersofcolor #dwarf #elf #halfbreed #middlefingersup

[perfectlyskjeidy]

So can we just talk about David at the end or???

[spinachbabycarrot]

people who judge vegans are so extra. why do that feel obligated to show hate towards people for literally not eating animals. my decision in no way affects you. i like it and that should be justification enough.....so next time someone comes for you for being a vegan just say "to each their own" and break their fucking arm and walk away

[ahmakinyuhout]

#surprisedpikachu #thefuck #dwl😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #wtf #bitchwhatthefuck #lmao😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu0ALFVgaKi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wp4b1jfvm231

[troainshair-blog]

uh look at his smile, BYE

[lonesomeee]

[mercyb93]

so my whole life no man really wants me, then 5 guys all at the same time do? What in actual fuck am I suppose to do with this shit? Now I’m having daily anxiety. yeahh, love it’s what I wanted.

god really does hate me

[froggiej]

Well just keep adding to this year, Zac Hanson is a racist piece of shit.

RIP my Hanson fandom 1997-2020

This year sucks for so many things, but I didn't have THAT on my bingo card.

Smh... Bitchwhatthefuck 😞😞😞