#blonde Lightning McQueen

[disneyprincessabby]

No for real though I honestly i had this funny story in my head that for racing lightning just dyed it red cause it was fun not little high light but fully on red to the point were no one knows his hair is blonde until he decides just take it off lol I wonder how his friends and family would think, it just so funny to me if not a single person knew he was blonde until one day boom he's blonde

Honestly I’ve seen a few headcanons/fics about this concept and I friggin love it.

I’ve seen some where it’s post-crash during Cars 3 and Lightning just lets his hair grow out and eventually the blonde just grows out to the point where it’s more blonde than red lol

Anywho, here’s how I think the Radiator Springs fam would react to finding out he’s actually blonde:

Sally is the first one to notice. She lives with Lightning, she was bound to notice at some point. It was during the off-season, she saw the blonde roots peeking out from the top of Lightning’s head. She wasn’t shocked or anything, just wasn’t expecting him to be blonde lol deep down she actually likes his hair blonde more than when it’s red.

The rest of the Radiator Springs crew found out shortly after Sally did. Lightning’s hair grows pretty fast and the blonde was definitely showing quite a bit before the start of the racing season. Doc thought he was stupid for dying it red just for racing, but he’d never say it in so many words. Mater, Flo, Ramone and Luigi like the red hair: they think it suits him really well. Guido, Sarge, Fillmore and Red prefer the blonde, but they think the red looks good too. Lizzie thinks the red is nicer, but honestly she sometimes forgets that it’s actually Lightning when his hair is blonde.

Cruz, however, was shocked beyond belief. When she first saw him with blonde hair, she didn’t even realize he was Lightning! In her mind he was a completely different person. She saw him sitting with Sally at Flo’s or something, hair fully blonde (he decided to stop dying it after Cruz’s first season) and she had no idea it was him!

Cruz: Hey miss Sally! Who’s your friend?

Lightning: it’s me, Cruz

Cruz, in shock: MR. MCQUEEN?!

Cruz, still in shock: My whole life is a lie…

[yaboymacaroni]

Made a meme 👍

[naho-1109]

IS IT JUST ME OR RUDY PANKOW PLAYING AS JJ MAYBANK REALLY GIVES OUT LIGHTNING MCQUEEN VIBES?

Cuz I look at him every time and I think “oh that’s gotta be LMQ”

I HEADCANON MCQUEEN LOOKS JUST LIKE THIS YALL BEAR WITH IT

[dapperenby13]

Btw Hunter absolutely loves Christmas pjs.

[haunted-plush]

Brown contacts and hair dye

[thoughtofadumbteenprotagonist]

I can’t be the only one thinking blonde Phil is giving lightning McQueen right??????

[cars-that-are-gay]

I truly believe that if a fem! Lightning mcqueen existed, she would listen exclusively to Marina and Melanie martinez. In such a girlboss way

[illusbyaf]

Thank you to everyone who loves my lightning design where he has the mustache 😭😭😭😭

[katelynnwrites]

I'm Losing It (All I Get's Jealousy) | Laura Freigang

warnings: ~

word count: 1377

summary: your girlfriend, laura gets jealous at national camp

a/n: jealousy is not something i've written before because jealousy isn't an emotion i have much experience with but i got two requests (one, two) so this is my attempt to do so

‘Hey.’ You laugh as a certain blonde pulls you into her lap, when you walk past her in the locker room.

‘I missed you.’ She complains, nuzzling her face into the crook of your neck and tightening her arms around you.

‘I’m right here schatz.’ You murmur, leaning back into her.

Laura presses a kiss onto your forehead, content for you to stay where you are.

Even when more of your teammates trail into the locker room.

‘You’re a cosy pair.’ Sara immediately teases.

‘Also I hate to interrupt but it’s our turn for media.’ Jule adds, with a mischievous grin.

You giggle and turn around to kiss your girlfriend on her cheek, ‘See you in a bit.’

Laura pouts, ‘Do you really have to go?’

‘Yes.’ You hum and kiss her again to appease her.

The blonde accepts it and relents, letting you follow Jule out of the room.

The younger player pokes fun at you as soon as the two of you are out of the striker’s earshot.

‘You’re so in love with her. Like you should have seen your heart eyes.’

You blush and shrug, knowing better than to try and counter any sort of comment about the depth of your feelings for your girlfriend.

‘Really! When's the wedding?’

Her words get a laugh out of you, ‘I don’t know Jule but I will be sure to invite you when I do know.’

That's how it is with the Wolfsburg player. She is easy to get along with and makes you smile a lot.

With the media team facilitating, the activity goes by quickly and with Jule participating along with you, is a great deal of fun.

In fact, you laugh so much that you’re still smiling when you get back to the locker room.

Lea is there, having finished her own media day activity.

Your Bayern teammate sidetracks you as you try to make your way to Laura, with a simple request of helping her touch up her make up for photos in the new home kit.

You’re happy to oblige, biting your lip in concentration as you apply a fresh coat of mascara to her eyelashes.

When you are finished and turn back to where Laura was sitting, she’s gone.

Sydney tells you that she’d left for her own media day activity when you ask.

With a sigh, you go and look for a snack to tide you over till your girlfriend is free.

It seems like Obi has the same idea because you find her already digging into a bag of corn chips.

She offers to share it with you but only if you listen to the list of pick up lines she’s been working on, with every intention of annoying her own girlfriend with them once she’s back home.

Sitting beside her, you dip your hand into the bag as you listen.

‘Are you lightning? Cause you’re McQueen.’

You snort, ‘Awful.’

Lena chuckles before reading out another, ‘Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you.’

This one doesn’t even merit any response other than you rolling your eyes.

‘What’s it like to be the most gorgeous person in the room?’

You giggle, ‘I don't know. I'd have to ask Laura.’

The midfielder groans, ‘Stop it. You have it much too bad for her.’

Eating another corn chip, you nod acceptingly and Obi shakes her head in disbelief.

‘They say nothing lasts forever. Want to be my nothing?’

‘Eh. It’s not completely dreadful.’ You feedback.

‘Are your shoelaces tied? Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.’

‘Cheesy but better.’

Lena grins and encouraged by your words, tells you another, ‘Let’s play a game…not hide and seek though, people like you are hard to find.’

‘No. No. No. Obi, that is terrible.’

‘Well the whole point is to annoy my girlfriend, not sweep her off her feet. I've already done that.’ She points out proudly.

You grimace and the brunette offers you more corn chips.

‘Last one okay? I swear.’

Her excitement should have clued you in to how cringey the next one would be but you don’t realise it till after she deadpans, ‘I had a good pickup line ready to go, but you're so good looking I'm literally speechless.’

You burst out laughing and Lena does too. Actual tears are gathering in the corner of your eyes from how hard you are losing it.

It is at that moment that Laura appears beside you, irritation clearly written across her face.

‘Lau.’ You greet and are taken by surprise when she leans in.

Faster than you can react, she pulls you into a heated kiss. One that she dominates, leaving you entirely breathless when she draws back.

The blonde ignores the wide eyed look on the Wolfsburg player’s face, shortly stating, ‘Oberdorf, the only person allowed to use pick up lines on my girlfriend is me.’

Then she pulls you away from Obi, not loosening the grip she has on your hand until you are in the hotel room you both are sharing.

She stares at you then, with an expression you’ve never seen on her face before. It unnerves you if you are completely honest because she has never been unreadable to you. Not like she is now.

‘What's wrong schatz?’ You softly ask.

‘I don't like Lena trying her pick up lines on you.’

‘She didn’t mean anything by them, you know that she has a girlfriend. I agreed to listen to them in exchange for her sharing her snack with me.’ You explain.

Laura huffs, ‘I still don’t like it.’

‘Lau? Everyone here knows that I'm yours. That you are the one I am in love with.’

Your girlfriend mellows a little at your words.

Ever so gently, you tuck a wayward strand of hair behind her ear and whisper, ‘I love you Laura. You know that.’

She sighs, shoulders slumping down, ‘I know you do. I love you too, which is why this is so hard.’

You frown in confusion and the Eintracht Frankfurt player fidgets with the rings on her fingers, almost as if she is embarrassed as she admits, ‘I just miss you so incredibly much. The past month has been more difficult than usual because the last time I was able to physically see you was at our last camp and that was cut short because I got injured. Now at this camp, I have barely been able to spend time with you.’

‘Oh.’ You breathe as you realise that there is a reason behind your favourite blonde’s sudden clinginess.

She hadn’t been exaggerating when she mentioned how much she missed you, earlier in the day and you mentally kick yourself for not seeing it sooner.

‘You've spent more time with Jule and Obi than me and that’s alright because I know you don’t see them all that often but I miss you. I really really miss you.’

Laura is on the verge of crying now, her bottom lip wobbling as she stands in front of you.

‘I'm sorry. I know the distance is hard but I'm here now okay?’

Slipping your arms around her waist, you draw your girlfriend close to you. The forward melts into your embrace immediately, her chin resting on your shoulder.

‘I shouldn't have gotten jealous. I'm sorry.’ She mumbles.

You hug her tighter.

‘Don’t apologise schatz.’

From the moment you and the blonde had started dating, the two of you have been aware of the challenges a long distance relationship would bring. What you hadn’t been aware of, prior to your conversation, was how much your girlfriend has been struggling with them.

After turning your head so that you can press an affectionate kiss against her neck, you say, ‘Summer break is coming soon and then it’ll be just you and me okay? We’ve got that trip to Mallorca planned and I am looking forward to spending every minute of it with you.’

‘That sounds like heaven.’ Laura whispers.

You hum in agreement and check your watch before adding, ‘Till then we have enough time to take a nap before our tactics meeting? I don’t know about you but all the media stuff has tired me out…’

Your girlfriend doesn’t need to be asked twice.

German Translation:

schatz - sweetheart

[capricule]

the council ( @honor-among-thieves ) has spoken.

psa this is not my official lightning mcqueen gijinka design, but turns out that when you make my oc blond and put him in a racesuit, he gives lightning mcqueen energy. (here's the original version)

I don't even know how to tag this?? like, it's technically not cyrus, but it's also technically not lightning mcqueen.

anyway, this was a very unprecedented direction for my art to go.

[beetlecakes]

I’m unfortunately going through a Pixar cars hyperfixation at 19

So here’s some lightning McQueen headcanons bc i am mentally ill💅🌈✨

Bleach blond hair with dark brown roots

Grew up in a trailer park

I feel like lightning McQueen crocs would still exist and he’d always be seen wearing them after races

Constantly on Twitter

Like he’d get into an accident on the track and post sm like “I lived bitches” with a picture of him in the hospital bed giving a thumbs up

Would probably post on tiktok like grwm videos but the voice over would him being sassy the whole time

Would hide an injury not bc he’s embarrassed but bc he would literally forget to bring it up (me frfr)

Can’t swim

Skater

Will make fun of Doc for being old but will 100% love all of his music

Like he steals all of his CD’s and tapes

Loves taylor swift but won’t admit it

Cries when listening to mirrorball

Can’t cook

Takes lessons from Flo but much rather have someone cook for him

Horrible driver off the track

Always hits a curb

Gets speeding tickets constantly

Has made Doc a Father’s Day card before

[natashxromanovf]

ooo what about sneaking jj into your family mansion for a little sleepover and despite your better judgment the two of sneak into the kitchen for some midnight sundays? I do picture plenty stolen kisses from jj despite you trying to hurry the process along, man can't help himself nsjzn

Midnight snack

jj maybank x gn!reader

wc: around 600 i think??

warnings: mentions of “almost killing yourself” in a clumsy way (if that makes sense??), not proofread

a/n: thank you for all the requests lovely!! i had fun writing this one and i’m sure i’ll have just as much if not more with the others <33

-> sweater weather sleepover || writing hours masterlist

hearing a knock at your window you look up, a pair of blue eyes meeting your curious face. you immediately smile once you recognise the blonde boy, hurrying up to the window and opening it. he’s inside in a second, wrapping you up in a tight hug, slightly picking you up and spinning you around. you laugh at his actions, silently whispering for him to put you down.

“shh, you’re going to wake everyone up!” you silently exclaim, moving a little further from him to let your eyes properly scan his body.

“i won’t, don’t worry,” he assures, closing the window. once he’s back in front of you he places his hands on your waist, returning to the position he was in before. you silently stare at each other for a while before he quickly moves, stealing a kiss from you. you laugh once again, pressing your face into his shirt to quieten your giggles.

“i’m so glad you could make it,” you speak after calming down a little, taking his hand in yours and leading him to your bed. you both sit down, getting into a comfortable position.

“me too, it was hell climbing up here,” he jokes, even though there’s a little truth to his statement.

“yeah, i know, i almost killed myself trying to sneak out once,” you say, taking a quick glance toward the glass. “so, what should we do?” you change the subject, turning your head back to him.

“i don’t know, to be honest,” he replies, thinking you maybe have a better idea.

“you know what i really want right now?” you rhetorically question, making jj give you a curious look. “ice cream. i want ice cream, and a lot of it,” you confess, a chuckle escaping past jj’s lips.

“well, why don’t we go and get it? i know you have it cause you always have ice cream,” he suggests, already getting up.

“but what if somebody hears us? my mom is a very light sleeper you know,” you say, worrying someone would come to the kitchen for a glass of water or something.

“we’ll hurry up, i promise. all we have to do is take our ice cream, make ourselves some the way we want to and put it back in the freezer. piece of cake,” jj waves his hand, as if to say “we got this”. “besides, don’t you want a little adrenaline rush?” he raises his eyebrow, giving you one of those famous jj smirks.

“…okay fine,” you hesitantly agree, taking his offered hand and following him down the stairs. he leads you through the house and it almost seems like he’s the one living here, not you. he knows the layout like his own back pocket, even which stair creeks and which one doesn’t. i guess that’s what you get for dating someone your parents don’t approve of.

“we have to be really, really quick,” you repeat, very silently opening the freezer. once the ice cream is out you try and work as swiftly as you can while still trying to not wake the whole house up.

“i didn’t mean that fast, calm down a little lightning mcqueen,” jj whispers, spinning you around and pressing a sweet, long kiss against your lips. that relaxes you a little, forgetting about the dessert momentarily but the clouds around your brain disappear as soon as they come, making you look angrily at jj.

“j, i promise you can kiss me as much as you want when we’re back safely in my room but right now, i really need to just prepare the ice cream and get the hell out of this kitchen before my heart explodes,” you warn him, his arms immediately shooting up in defence. he takes a small step back as to say “do your magic” and lets you work.

soon the desserts are made, giving one to jj and keeping one to yourself, closing the freezer before once again taking the blonde’s hand, walking up the same path you came down. and before you know it you’re back in your room, managing to not wake anyone up. now you finally smile, taking a spoonfull of the delicious food, before pressing another kiss against jj’s lips. let’s just say this is going to be a fun night.

tags: @yoongisbiwife @hallecarey1 @lovelyjj @liltimmyst @eichenhouseproperty @tenaciousperfectionunknown

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[carboardserpent]

The music was turned up loud in the car of four teenagers, speeding down the street, all of them yelling with either excitement or terror.

"You're gonna get us killed, slow the fuck down!" One of the guys in the back yelled, clinging tight to the handle above the window and the back of the seat in front of him.

"No way, this is living! Let's fucking go!!" The one in the passenger seat hollered, tipping back the bottle in his hand to drink from it before passing it back to the girl behind him.

"We've got company!" She cried out, kneeling in the seat to look out of the rear window. A cop car was following them, lights and siren picking up.

"Better hold onto something!" The strawberry blonde in the driver's seat yelled out, a manic grin on his face as he yanked on the handbrake and slid into a turn, speeding off down another street as he attempted to shake off the cop car that was following them.

"Now you're actually gonna get someone killed! I'm not goin' down for you, man!"

"Relax, Shrimpy! You might actually have some fun for once!"

The guy in the passenger seat emptied the bottle in his hand into his mouth, then threw it out the window with a cheer. "Fuck the police!"

Hearing a familiar chorus in the momentary lull, the driver reached out to turn up the music to almost deafening levels, drowning out the sounds of the sirens following them.

Slow down, you're gonna crash

Baby you were screamin' it's a blast, blast, blast

Look out, you got your blinders on

Everybody's lookin' for a way to get real gone

Conversation was impossible at this volume, the only sounds being two voices screaming along with the lyrics on the radio, breaking off to laugh as they slid on the dusty road, almost losing control completely and ending up in a field.

They were quickly back on the road, trying to gain a little more distance from the police car chasing them down. The driver was pushing the car as hard as possible, wrestling with the wheel as he fought for control and living for every moment of the adrenaline-filled chase.

Well here I come, and I'm so not scared

Got my pedal to the metal, got my hands in the air

Look out, you take your blinders off

Everybody's looking for a way to get real gone.

The car bounced over a bump in the road and landed hard, something in the back end cracking loudly. Speed dropped instantly, the car turning violently to the right and very nearly tumbling right over. There was definitely a moment when only two wheels were on the ground.

"Fuck!"

"Scatter!" One of them yelled, all four teens throwing open the doors and sprinting off in different directions, into the fields.

- - - -

End of Pt 1!

I've been working on this fic on and off for a while now. It's gonna be a pre-canon backstory for Lightning McQueen.

I might not post the next parts to tumblr because it has some themes of ab*se, but I dunno, if you guys want to see it it then let me know. I intend to post it to ao3 when it's finished.

[sirfetchd]

ok last one. morally i do not agree with the fandom's decision to give human lightning mcqueen blonde hair

[cassecorrea]

Everyone’s drawing human Lightning McQueen and it’s awakened something inside me I didn’t know about???? Racer blonde boys?? I wanna get in on the fun 😭 but it feels so niche all the people who follow me on IG and that ik irl are gonna be like…