#this just popped into my head

[adharastarlight]

Sirius walks into the dorm: why is there a cat asleep in your lap?

James: ...

Regulus, said cat: ...

Sirius: we are dog people in this dorm. Why'd you have a cat!? This is such a betrayal! This would be as bad as you shagging my baby brother!!!!

James: funny story-

[azzo0]

Katsuki thought it was real. He thought you loved him. He thought he loved you.

But here he was, on his knees in front of the bastard king he should've been able to kill, his hands tied behind him. You stood by your tyrant of a father, looking down at him with an unreadable expression.

You betrayed him. You lied to him about running away from your kingdom. You lied to him about helping him. Did you love him at all? Or was it all just an act to get him to trust you?

He loved you so fiercely that one would think it was impossible to love someone this hard. You made him feel emotions he never felt before. He gave his all to you. He trusted you with his life. He promised you to find a way out of this war-torn land.

So, as he kneeled there, the king's guard whipping his back, he wondered if everything that came out of your lips was a lie. Was there some truth to it? Were all the 'I love you's' you whispered to him in the dark of the night as he made love to you a lie? Were the sweet dreams of a life after the war you showed him a lie?

You gave him a fake sense of security and comfort just to get his guard down and then shatter his heart and kingdom into a million pieces. You broke his trust so bad he was sure he'd never be able to love anyone again if he did make it out alive.

He did not let out a single scream of pain even though his entire body rattled with each whip. Instead, he glanced up at you with empty maroon eyes, trying to find some truth on your stone-cold face. There was none.

There was nothing Katsuki could do now but accept this cruel fate.

[naivegh0ul]

hear me out... ghost who has a weird, kinda inappropriate pavlovian response to the word "come". it literally does not matter where you are, you've trained him so well that if you say something like, "come here, babe," he's keeling over with a groan, hand gripping at the nearest surface as he ruins his boxers with his sticky cum

you could be in public and it wouldn't matter, though he will try to keep a straight face and hide the stain at the front of his trousers

[silence-between-seconds]

James is the kind of person who says 'don't mind if I do' before taking a cookie

[nelhex]

2.1 spoilers

Okay, so had a thought. Gallagher saying he was 13 straight face just sends me, but hes got all the dog imagery and references.

The paw prints, saying he was defanged, literally calling himself a lost dog, hell it looks like he's wearing a dog collar.

What if he meant 13 in dog years? 😂

[ithecrystaldragonheart]

Transformers Prime Incorrect Quote

*Y/N meets Knockout for the first time*

Y/N:He just reminds me of someone but I can't place it and it's driving me crazy.

Knockout, smug:You're probably thinking of one of your handsome human actors, like-

Y/N, pointing at him excitedly:THE GIANT CRAB FROM 'Moana'!

Knockout, clutching his chest: >:o

[cuddlebugmonster]

@goobygnarp ROBO ARM !!!!!! XD

[faramir-stan]

[mothsimonpendragon]

POV a new Kingdom Hearts game comes out

[movietimegirl]

Anakin: He's a Mandalorian, your a Jedi!

Luke: That doesn't make us enemies.

[katewritesss]

"There's no fight we cannot win, Just you and I defying gravity With you and I, defying gravity They'll never bring us down."

[cheeseat3am]

what if like. pearl got caught shoplifting once and instead of mr krabs getting mad he was like "aye, Pearl, tryin ter save some money? yer takin after yer old man! i'll give ye some tips so ye won't get caught next time. there should be nothin illegal about wantin to save money!"

[jess-lynnem]

me telling a whole story just to say “yea we don’t talk about that” like i didn’t just tell every last embarrassing detail in the story

[leonscape]

nokto as a tiktok boy who does nothing but stare into the camera and look pretty and also he occasionally makes thirst traps

[sunsailsandmoonwalks]

Hera, pointing at a stray Loth Cat: Get that furry thing off of my ship!

Ezra: You heard her Zeb, off you go.

[ethereal-bumble-bee]

Do you hear the people sing,

Singing the song of angry men?

It is the music of a people

Who will not be slaves again!

When the beating of your heart

Echoes the beating of the drums

There is a life about to start

When tomorrow comes!