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I love having the ability to draw sometimes
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everybody say hello to my spiteful son blort who hates me
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I took like 3 or 4 good names ppl suggested for the Leopard Slug and threw them together so I'd all like you to say hi to Debra J. Quuthbert, Duke of That Specific Rug (or Debby Q. for the proletariat). Anyway here's some hq pics of the lovely lady:



#debby q#Quuthbert pronounced kw-oo-th-burt#<thanks for that one bard#slugs#leopard slug#other suggestions were:#Darbus#SLINKMAN#Blort#Slibby#(short for sliberty)#((short for slug liberty))#typhoid#cholera#cabbage#christopher#john#broccoli#(those last 6 were all by the same person btw)#Slime#Mithrax#Leonard#Little Guy
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#lily#ketchup#blort#sound effects#chef#champ#musician#the struggle is real wit the catsup#I stole the blort lettering from garfield
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Every piece of art I post (with rare and noted exception) is a scan of a real drawing on actual paper. I have thousands in my files. And I’ve posted most of them. Check the archives. See how the work has changed over time. It’s throwback Thursday and you can have a self guided tour. Cheers!
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This is what happens when you roll in garbage, idiot
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The funniest line I ever heard in a work meeting was when the HR lady said, "We'll be sending out a Survey Monkey to get everyone's opinion on this,"
I spent 20 minutes giggling like a school child imagining a gibbon with a necktie and a clipboard going cubicle to cubicle.




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Little hand drawn comic from a year ago, agere / age play, Daniel has a messy accident and is uncomfortable with the feeling, then snaps out of littlespace during a diaper change to poke fun at big Max forgetting he is lactose intolerant. Handwriting transcript in the image descriptions.






#diaposting#mars fic posting#< in a sense#i don't wish to main tag this just yet#my fav panel is the “*gotta fart* hey max. hehe. hehe. BLORT”
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scribbles
#splatoon#splatoon 3#salmonid#splatoon oc#my little meower critter#his name is blort and he is my son#❤️#art
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blort on blort
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THE SEQUEL
2 of them
#vacation simulator#vacation bot#efficiency bot#job simulator#job bot#cosmonious high#coach leti#prismi#blort#honk#dimensional double shift#ALICE dds#its pride month you know what that means#pride month
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Bloho
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Was telling a friend about why a Real Lady of the Lake would not be skinny for a number of reasons, but then I stumbled on coapse blort. Coapse blort. ...
Corpse.. bloat.
Now coapse blort won't leave my head and corpse bloat sounds wrong :(
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"Daddy says a bouncy ride on his knee will help me push, I think it’s true cos I made a really big mess *Blort*
I punished daddy for that by sitting on his face and made him smell my stinky diaper ,keep sniffing my messy diaper☁️🤎
See this and more at:
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My only surprise is her taking almost a day to try and claim my new sheepskin as her own
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