#blunt after blunt man

[reineyday]

shanks, four years younger than mihawk, is usually granted the "starry-eyed crush on the cool older boy" trope (with good reason!), so i was thinking it'd be cute to grant that dubious pleasure to mihawk in an age swap au instead.

mihawk, scrappy nine year old, gets picked up by roger for a trip on the oro jackson to the next island (roger just wants to feed the kid lol), and gets sweet talked into it by dangling a duel with rayleigh, the current world's greatest swordsman, as bait. when mihawk gets there, rayleigh says mihawk has to be able to beat his apprentices first, and gets his ass summarily handed to him by a thirteen year old shanks, who both impresses and embarrasses mihawk, as shanks beats him without even trying but he's so cool when he does it.

and so mihawk declares himself shanks's rival, and when he wins, shanks will have to listen to a request. and years and years later, when mihawk finally does win, that request--which he's never changed his mind about--is permission to start formally courting shanks. charmed, and absolutely having seen this coming after years of observing an obvious crush and slowly warming up to it as mihawk grew and changed between their meetings, laughs and just kisses mihawk straight-up.

[eru-iru]

makoto may look pathetic but he's not pathetic. like he may look "pathetic" (i dont even know if pathetic is the right word wtf is english again help but blame meme he was called weak pathetic man it is kinda funny) but once he gets angry he will beat you up or say the rudest/meanest thing he can to scare you HJFSDKFG it's just so funny seeing that in game in the dialogue options and i love how mean he can get. i wanna hear more of the insults he can come up with. even the movie did it with that guy with the chain in his nose

so in short, dont test his patience or else he'll get angry (he still looks so cute frowning like that with that ( •`^´• ) shape mouth)

[jrueships]

Pg does NAWT care about hiding tampering, he said WHI MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS AND HE WANTED TO WHISK ME AWAY INTO A WHOLE NEW KINGDOM 🗣‼️‼️ THE GAY SEX KINGDOM, TO BE EXACT (TORONTO)

[curi0uscreature]

* PUT IT DOWN

[sttoru]

Nothing gege does can make me hate Gojo and and that cat doesn’t know anything about his own characters bc Gojo would never say that

LMAOOO the comment about gege not knowing anything abt his own characters 😭😭 kinda real but tbh,,,, the ignorance about all kinds of stuff kinda suits gojo’s character. . .

[penguuthegentoo]

A buncha messy ass sketches of Asterious Roselious and his wretched, rabid lil familiar Skibbles The Boneless and the light of his life, apple of his eye, adoptive daughter Bertha

[bumblingbabooshka]

B’Elanna/Seven voted most likely to do kissing/dating practice and somehow think the other person doesn’t actually like them.

[skitskatdacat63]

I think I mentioned it here before but I wrote some paper for a class where I used F1 interviews(like the post-race press pen) as examples, right? My prof asked if she could use it as a sample work for future classes omg!!! But mostly I'm cackling evilly over the fact that F1 is forever memorialized in that paper, I hope someone in the future reads it and is like "...wait a minute" 😭

[actuallylorelaigilmore]

up at 2 this morning, then 5, then finally began my day at 6 (this is just what it’s like when i’m off ADHD meds and then go back on them, i have some days at first with only 2-5 hours of sleep.). 

but with my favorite coffee (ilu @bethanyactuallyactually) and new pretty yarn (i'm grateful to @actuallylukedanes for that because their nonstop cheering of my new hobby means i always feel like i can buy cute yarn if i want to, even if i don't 'need' it) i'm facing the day.

once caffeine kicks in i'll be working on movie reviews or editing or both, and later i have to watch both ant-man movies because tomorrow i get to go see the new one, and i know i'll hate the cgi but i'm sooooo excited about the cast, especially jonathan majors. i can't wait.

(and yes, most people probably would not have bought a ticket to the third movie in a franchise when they don't actually know if they like the franchise yet. i am not most people. just like with the creed movies, which i also have to catch up on to see the new one, i'm gonna support jonathan major's movie career either way--plus michelle pfeiffer's in the ant-man world somewhere, my lifelong crush, and who doesn't enjoy paul rudd?)

so despite my inability to sleep well lately, i'm determined to make it a good day. coffee and crochet and podcasts is a good start.

[intelligent-space-gay]

I’ve had a lot of house MD clips show up on my tiktok fyp n the way that ppl just like. suck his dick. yay he’s ordering more tests whos paying for them ??

ofc getting tests is good but if u can’t consent to the tests and then the expense of them at the end of the day I don’t think that’s a good idea ?? especially in America.

this was inspired by the clip that said vaccinations are $40 per shot so that’s what ~$60 AUSD per shot and most of our shots are free. X-rays are free if a doctor asks for them. like.

[miserywizard]

anyway spent a significant portion of therapy talking about a former publishing friend got to the end of my stories and my therapist stopped me and just went 'all of that was her projecting her own toxicity onto you, you get that right?'

me: n.o. i did. not get tha.t .

[lenillusion]

stoner dylan hc

he EXCLUSIVELY buys rolling paper with designs on it

if it doesnt have random fruits or cute stars on it, he doesnt want it

[wambsgender]

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[bunnyb34r]

I for one am relishing in the world all shitting on that piece of shit 40 something year old edgelord wannabe

Like seriously brings me IMMENSE joy to see the world at large be like yeah no fuck this guy

Music to my ears ☺️

[beeapocalypse]

getting haunted by a guy who has existed in my head for less than a week

[lobotomysyndromez]

Ford Pines they'll never make me hate you