#blurd

[sinning-23]

Swallow

Ok so i may or may not have become slightly hyper-fixated and obsessed over this fucking clow um its okay tho take this as a peace offering for falling off track with kinktober

Quick blurb w Buggy and a Sword Swallower Reader that kinda awakens something in him-

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It made him sick. Well, that wasn't true, it made him hot but that's beside the point. He had forgotten how you even managed to sneak your way onto his crew anyway. Right now he could hardly focus on anything other than the way you just slid that sword down your throat with such ease it made his fucking knees wobble. Why the hell did you insist on doing that stupid act anyway? Who even approved- He did but again, that's beside the point.

He had watched you hours earlier, sizing each weapon up, measuring it a bit from the top of your throat to down your torso. Curious, he just had to ask what you were planning.

"Oh, sword swallowing!"

You said it so much excitement yet, nonchalantly. Now he'd seen some shit in his life but...a sword swallower? Ironic isn't it? He left you to your antics observing each side going from small, medium, to large. It didn't take much for his mind to wonder what else you could fit down your-

He's locked on your stance now, bent now at a 90-degree angle, showing off the hilt of the sword as your lips glistened in the spotlight. And just like that you were upright, sliding the metal out and bowing, that pretty smile plaster over your damn gorgeous face. You wave to your audience and exit, doing a bit of a 'jazz hands', 'ta-da!' motion as if to say "Can't believe that went so well!"

"Pretty cool, right Captain?" You sigh, briefly licking your lips. Oh, he's fuckin smitten with you.

He only widens his eyes and give a brief "Mhm", more happy you skipped off when you did.

God forbid you see the noticeable tent that he was struggling to hide.

[listard]

I decided to redraw another character from Crypt of the necrodancer into my bean! this time I decided to redraw Aria into Blurd, and this is what I got:

the redrawn portrait and sprites of the character

And how he moves:

(Sorry, the gif is in poor quality:[ )

By the way, the game also has a huge range of armor that the character can wear, and I thought it would be cool if Blurd didn't wear armor, but just changed the color of his scarf! (depending on the armor he picked up)

Here's how it looks in the game:

I'm playing like a noob here because I should have been asleep for a long time and I'm tired of replaying levels to find at least one armor. :/

(I hope the video loads, I couldn't post for 20 minutes because of this)

[flock-talk]

When your husband isn’t done spawning in yet

[papersong]

iconic

Favorite genre of image ever

[sedlex]

Pic by https://www.instagram.com/karl.ramsdell

[ssparksflyy]

just thinking about first kiss w/leo and your hands are in his hair except he gets nervy and the tips of his curls accidentally catch fire and burn your hands !!

so then he carries you bridal style to the infirmary, literally crying and begging for forgiveness

and yk the talk with will as of how you acquired these odd shaped burns is awkward as hell

anon ur so right

whats funny about it is that the tips of his hair catching fire is actually one of your favorite things about him, you think its super cute and tease him about it sometimes- calling him names like 'hot head' and telling how adorable you think it is only makes them burn brighter and has him shoving his tomato red face into his hands. you werent lying when you called it adorable, it truly always made your heart flutter and brought a smile to your face.

so when it happens during your first kiss together, you obviously pull away and remove your hands from his hair cause.. well.. they just got burnt ?? but you still cant help but smile a bit.

the burns themselves werent extremely bad, they just stung a bit, and the kiss was great but that didnt stop leo from freaking out and immediately apologizing repeatedly, asking you if you were okay and grabbing your hands to get a better look at them.

you explain to him that youre okay, but this man is literally on the verge of tears, thinking you hate him and never ever want to see him again. you assure him youre ok, and just need to run over the infirmary for a quick treatment.

you try to turn away to the infirmary, but leo is so quick to literally sweep you off your feet and carry you in his arms, bridal style. he says something about making it up to you and calls himself 'your certified knight in shining armor' which only makes you smile more.

he begins scurrying over to the infirmary, pushing past campers so determined to get you there as quickly as possible, making you giggle. he puts you down at the door of the infirmary, quickly grabbing the door and holding it open for you.

you let out a light laugh and a 'thank you', then brush past him and into the infirmary. he follows right behind you, closing the door behind him. you walk up to the counter, asking one of the apollo kids for some assistance with your burns and she leads you over to sit and wait on one of the hospital beds until will can help you.

leo sits in the chair right next to you and even though youve told him a million times that youre ok, his leg cant help from bouncing and he can't stop fidgeting with his fingers. you notice his behaviors and put a hand on top of his busy ones, giving him a soft smile. he looks up and returns the smile, but is snapped out of his la-la-land trance when will walks over with his clipboard, ready to help you.

he asks you whats wrong and takes a look at your hands, but seems to have a puzzled look on his face.

"how'd you get these burns? theyre really weirdly shaped." he asks.

your face gets hot and your body tenses up, leo having the same reaction.

"uhmmm..uh- i-"

"wel-well you see what had happened was-"

"we ummm.."

"out with it already." will said, giving you a deadpan look.

you and leo glanced at each other in panic, but knew you shouldnt lie. not to will.

"we..wellwekissedandiwastouchinghishairbutthenitcaughtonfireandburntmyhadns" you mumbled quickly, looking down.

"what?" will asked, moving closer in hopes of hearing you better.

"wee.. kissed and i had my hands in his hair but then it caught on fire and burnt my hands" you said, elongating the syllables and feeling your face get hotter with each word.

will tired so hard not to laugh or smile, after all he was in a 'professional environment' ( as chrion called it ) but he really couldn't help it, he smirked and put your hands down, walking away from you and over to the cabinet where all the camp's ointments were kept.

he smothered a glob of the ointment onto your hands then bandaged them up so they could heal properly, and let you go on with your day- but not without a few teases and jokes while leo helped you fill out your paperwork.

after you finished up in the infirmary, you and leo walked out together and immediately plopped onto the bench outside.

"well that was embarrassing" leo said, stating the obvious.

"yep... well, now i know to learn from my mistake the next time i kiss you" you said, a small smirk forming onto your face.

your comment had caught leo by surprise, "what? wait... again? you-you'd wanna do that again?"

you turned to face him with a smile, "i mean why not? youre a good kisser and it's not like ive havent a crush on you for years"

leo had to be on the verge of a heart attack with each surprise he'd faced today, this one only pushing him further off the edge, "you've had a crush on me for years????"

you simply nodded your head and smiled, trying to play it cool when in reality your heart was ready to run out of your chest.

leo ran his fingers through his hair in disbelief, "wait so were you like really good at hiding it or something?? cause ive had a crush on you for years and i feel like its always been painfully obvious."

it was your turn to get nervous, suddenly at a loss for words.

"w-well, maybe you should do something about it then." you said, sounding more confident than you felt.

"well maybe i will."

he cupped your face with his hand and brought you in close for your second kiss that day, holding your hands down with his free one, and moving his lips slowly against yours. this time, the kiss was long and soft, the way your first one should've been. when the two of you finally pulled away for air, you had stupid smiles on your faces that only grew after leo asked you,

"would you do me the honor of being my girlfriend?"

to which you gladly said yes to.

[lorarri]

★ . . . 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈 𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 , 𝐉𝐀𝟏𝟗

summary , everybody thought you and charles were a thing turns out your fathers international teammate has something to say about that

pairing , julian alvarez x fem! messi! ferrari! f1 driver! reader

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user replied to your story!

you and charles are such a cute couple

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are you guys dating?

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is charles you bf?

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what does your dad think about you dating charles?

nothing cuz we aren't dating

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hola bby

don't know why he is smiling at you like that

cuz I'm the one who left those hickies on your neck not him

baby you know we are just friends right 😭

yes but still....

you are still coming to the fa cup match right???

ofc bby

I'm legit getting on the flight rn

I wouldn't miss it for the world

text me when you land I'll come and pick you up

okay baby

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oh no my ship it's sinking

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bae...that ain't charles

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thank you for leaving charles for me

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if he hurts you I will end him

I know char

thx bestie

np dumbass

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yourinstagram my man love me for more than just my last name

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[httpsdana]

I don't know if you write for Kenan Yıldız, if you happen to can you please write with prompt #33, thank you

Game On~Kenan Yildiz

*Pictures are from Pinterest*

I waited for the day I get a kenan request and now I got two 🙏🏻

request from here

master list -> part 2

players/drivers I write for

33-"I hate you" "love you too sweetheart"

Whoever knew Kenan, knew that he was one competitive guy. Whether it was in real life on the pitch, or at home while playing Fifa.

So obviously when he started dating y/n, the first thing he did was teach her how to play. Which ended up with them having constant competitions, so they can settle the debate of which one of them is better.

"who are you playing with?" Kenan asked y/n, as they were choosing their teams.

"obviously barca. you know I have to choose then went hey have Pedri on the team" she teased, knowing how much Kenan hated whenever she mentioned the Spanish midfielder.

"haha funny" Kenan rolled his eyes, scrolling through the teams until he stopped at real madrid, knowing how much his girlfriend hated them.

With a smirk, he selected the team, watching how her face dropped.

"now you're being funny" she said sarcastically, already going to fix the line up.

When they both fixed their teams, their match started. Kenan had a rough start as y/n scored a goal in the first 2 minutes.

"ha! take that! my boy Pedri is just too good" she said dramatically, making Kenan scoff.

"he's not your boy" he mumbled, muttering some incoherent words under his breath.

y/n laughed at him, before they continued their game.

After a few moments, y/n managed to score another, this time with Raphinha.

"you're playing with the fastest players and can't even score against me? when have you gotten this bad baby" she teased, knowing she was getting under his skin

"whatever just skip the celebration" he mumbled

By the end of the first half, it was already 3-1 to y/n.

"I'm gonna get you back. you're gonna see" her warned, making her chuckle.

"we'll see about that" she said.

As the second half started, Kenan already scored his second goal, of course not skipping the celebration.

"I thought he hated vini" she mumbled, rolling her eyes.

"yeah I don't like him. but I know you don't too so I'm celebrating with him" he said, making y/n huff.

Then y/n started the game, already finding herself in the box of the opponent. She was about to shoot her shot, a player from Kenan's team did a harsh tackle on the player

"Hey penalty!" she said, pointing to the screen

She ended up getting a penalty, while Kenan was trying to sneak a peek at where she was gonna shoot the ball.

She aimed to the right, and for her luck, Kenan's gk jumped to the same side, saving the penalty.

"no!" y/n groaned, as Kenan was jumping u and down

"yes! I knew you were gonna shoot it there" he cheered, making y/n cross her arms

"just continue the game" she mumbled.

The match ended with Kenan winning 5-3

"haha! I told you I'm better than you" he teased y/n, as she sunk into the couch with a pout.

"i hate you" she mumbled, turning her head away from him.

"love you too sweetheart" he said in a teasing tone, making a smile curl up her lips

She quickly hid her smile, trying to act mad at him. He chuckled silently moving closer to her. He held her chin with his fingers, turning her head so she was looking at him.

She still had a pout on her face, and Kenan couldn't resist not kissing her pout away. He leaned down pecking her lips a few times, making her finally smile

"I promise I'll let you win next time" he teasing, making her push him away playfully

"i wouldn't need you to let me win. I'll do it myself" she challenged him, making him raise his hands up in surrender

"if you say so" he said in a teasing voice, leaning over to press a kiss on her cheek.

[rasberryt0rte]

I FORGOT I HAD A TUMBLR SRRY GUYS

I wwent to the briish museum with 1 of my irls recently and saw all their nicked stuff and ofc took a lot of photos tumblr would defo take my acc down for posting so ull see in my next drawings using them as pose references :'-/

in the pic u see I have this creature Pou from the app game, i bought him in Poland and was showing him the museum creatures so i drew that out (idk what else to say ab the process 😭😭)

[papersong]

yeeeeeeeeee i love birds that look fake! looki this one!!!!

Saddle-billed Stork

[cozycryptidcorner]

Nevada Reyes

Read Nevada's Story Here

From This Family Tree

Nevada Jubilee Reyes was born on a colony charter in the year 2232 AD to 17-year old single mother Analise Reyes. Her father is reportedly 29-year-old Matthew Williams. Nevada was raised on a Venusian company colony with her mother, her stepmother, and her stepbrother.

When she was thirteen and freshly apprenticed in a metal production plant, she lost her eye to a rotary blade in a work-place accident. The company and foreman concluded it was employee error. Three years later, Analise Reyes died in a manufacturing incident that left her torn in two. At sixteen her labor floor tried unionizing but was met with swift and thorough consequences by the company security staff.

The labor floor began planning a second attempt to unionize, this time pulling in staff from other floors and units. It soon became a matter of driving the company loyalists off the air colony. Nevada Reyes was deeply committed to ensuring the safety of her fellow workers and became well known for her radical ideas and blunt nature.

It takes five grueling years and much public scrutiny before the company gives up. In the aftermath, they sabotage as much as possible for the newly-established Venusians. Nevada, now twenty-one, works tirelessly to keep her air colony afloat and running.

Three years later, Nevada is chosen with several other veterans to work as diplomats. Given her time from the war and how she was exposed to all forms of toxic chemicals and gasses, she has started to get sick. Her mentor hoped the open air of Earth will help her lungs recover.

During a party she attends for diplomatic purposes, a weapon of unknown chemical origin was unleashed upon the public. Almost everyone begins showing signs of extreme aggression, and Nevada, who doesn't seem affected, flees the scene and disappears. Search efforts fail.

Nevada reappears after a year, seemingly healthier than ever. All her illnesses are mysteriously gone. She will not talk about what happened or where she was.

[flock-talk]

You may not like it but THIS is peak form

[gardenstyx]

After ages i finally redrew my boy Skittles (he/him-Also genderfluid but mainly masc)

Skittles powers are kinda like Luffy from once piece and like not sure how to describe it, hes like a shapeshifter but more gooey?If i ever remember i make like a mock up for what its like???

[ximen]

Important (and controversial???) update:

TIL that the Audubon Society has released official statements on the difference between a "bird", a "birb", and a "borb", featuring such gems as:

[kstarlitchaotics]

I guess Tumblr is going through a change because why is it all of sudden I'm getting posts from my bloggers but some of them are covered with mature content warning when there is no need too

It wasn't like that yesterday

How do I turn it off!!?!?

[neil-gaiman]

Hi Neil.

I am French (hi from France 🇫🇷) and I’ve been reading Good Omens in English. There is something I did not really understand or find a translation for it. « Rivers urv blurd » (it’s on page 284 line 26 :) . I was hoping you may maybe help me.

Love you a lot ♥️

It's "rivers of blood" rendered phonetically.