#blurve

[notsodailycake]

HAHA, little doodle I did for @saltynsassy31 and @yayadrawsthingz role-play.

Yes, it is very much ship. The two here belong to mine and Sassy's au "Project Lightjet," but the rp was a crossover au between her version of our au (we have 3 versions of PLJ, 2 which are separate between us and one in which we share) and yaya's au, I was just allowed to read the rp and got inspired :]

Yall are free to come up with uhm, whatever you want for this ngl. I was very embarrassed to share this, but Sassy insisted, bc there isn't enough blurve content and this could very much be something someone might enjoy, or be inspired by, and we'd maybe push for more of them. She might be right, so here, something that was gonna be left to my unshared file of drawings

Tho to be clear, I am absolutely proud of how this turned out, simple doodle that I just wanted to test out some stuff with, turned out great, and I love and can't stop looking at. Just the subject of the drawing slightly embarrasses me, but fuck it, be cringe be free, am I right?

[reader-from-nowhere]

I liked your blurr and swerve drawing, can we have more of the two? 🥺👉👈

weak stomach 😔😔

[yaicheliz]

Drawing fav pairings for my mental health

[avaliferous]

ending the year with some blurr swerve doodles to feed my everlasting brainrot (I’m not normal about them)

[lukewarmrod]

Oh man, I am so happy to have holidays cause I didn't draw this much in a very long time! I made a little "Blurr rescues Swerve" comic for the "tf mecha universe AU" I kinda needed a Mecha!Swerve design for it, so I tried to design something, I hope that's okay! He scanned Blurr's mecha so he got some of its trades :D Also, I don't know if the shoulder blasters make sense at all... maybe they are moveable...?

Comic under the cut! Maybe content warning: mild and sketchy gore? Otherwise it's more on the fun side :D

That's it for now! And I tried to make Blurve Naruto-run in the last panel, but I'm not sure if I succeeded. I think a connected Blurr/Swerve brain would Naruro-run everywhere :D (maybe Deadlock will join the naruto-fun if they'll ever meet!) TF mecha Universe by @keferon

[ppepko]

hello!! study and Art-block attacked, but keep a small Sketch with a swerve & blurr!!! eerrmmmm hehehg

[cookieclover]

Have these two cuties (available in my shop in February, individually or in a set!) <3

[saltynsassy31]

Posted the fanfiction based on this post to my ao3

Au belongs to @keferon (sorry for the tag again lol) go check them out for more fun aus

"Wave To Me"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63403465

[corvus-divum]

I said I'd draw Ratchet later and all you're gonna get of him is 2 panels of him giving someone a lecture and proceeding to get tired AHAHAHAHHAA

Also a little Swerve and Blurr doodle for fun! I don't need to explain this AHAHAHAHA

Yes, these were done in Magma while a friend and I were working there for doodling

[sreabhadh]

Oki so Swerve x Blurr post here. (Blurve, if you will, because it's literally the worst sounding ship name I've heard and so I can't get it out of my head lol)

But so Blurr is established multiple times to have difficulty remembering names and whether he tries to remember them or not, doesn't seem to care much.

My thought is that once upon a time he tried to remember names and he still tries to passively but that due to head trauma etc making it basically impossible he has given up on it

But what about the names he really doesn't want to forget? The people he really cares about? Cause speaking as someone who can have an awful short term memory/memory in general (forgot my own age before, there's a whole story and everything lol) just because you care doesn't mean you're going to remember. Just because it's important and matters a lot to you doesn't mean you won't forget. So some fun angst potential there with that :3 Struggling, grasping, having the name on the tip of his tongue, he KNOWS he knows it, he's heard it before, he TRIED to remember he tried so hard, repeated it so many times (maybe because he noticed how hard core of a fan Swerve was and didn't want to let him down) he's SUPPOSED to be able to remember this, it shouldn't be so hard- and then it's just gone and his mind goes blank and he can't remember it for the life of him. (Potentially a reason he maybe avoids or distances himself from Swerve and others- so he can maintain the hero image and persona that inspires them without them getting close enough to see the cracks or feel personally spurned by him because he can't remember their names etc)

But Blurr. Wants to remember Swerve's name. He owes it to him. (Also I'm on the ship so I also vote he wants to remember his name because he likes him. And like, how do you ask someone out of you can't even remember their name?) Swerve is a long time hard core fan with merch from before Blurr was a pilot, even before he was a famous racer. Swerve has stuff from the early days. Blurr doesn't want to ruin that hero imagery, the hope it gives Swerve, the light it puts in his eyes, the fire/gusto/pep in his soul etc. (This can also be a justification because Blurr just likes Swerve but has never been in a long-term/serious/successful relationship before and needs justification to be thinking about the cute guy who's name he's trying to remember).

Blurr, writing Swerve's name down. Misspelled in some places, spelled correctly in others, sometimes it's the wrong name, something similar. And he can't remember which it is. And sometimes he loses the slips of paper etc he writes them on. He can't keep track of it, can't remember. Like a really important password you made, wrote down somewhere, forgot, and just can't crack.

Blurr. Losing Swerve. Blaming himself for not being fast enough, guilt compounded by the fact he can't remember his name. Blurr, finding Swerve's old stuff, torn posters, old merch shoved angrily in a tiny box. Blurr feeling like he deserves that and worse because he failed him and he wasn't the hero he was supposed to be, he was just a face and that's all he has and even that's disfigured now, just like the rest of him. Blurr visiting Swerve's grave to apologize. Visiting his grave to help him remember his name. Or wanting to, but being unable to due to being stuck in a hospital. Blurr falling asleep trying to remember/memorize his name, like trying to count sheep.

Swerve though. Swerve, after getting disillusioned from the shiny idol image he has of Blurr, even after seeing the actual hero side of Blurr and learning what he's actually like, not expecting Blurr to remember his name. Originally thinking that because "he's a selfish prick" and then that changing over time to more of "it's not his fault his mind doesn't do that" and "there's no reason for him to remember me anyway" (and I secretly hope he doesn't remember me even though I really really want him to because I don't want him to remember the awkward idiot that obsessed over him then died). Swerve coming to care for Blurr all over again but because he's seeing the real Blurr for the first time. Swerve not expecting Blurr to remember his name, Swerve deciding not to care whether or not Blurr remembers. Blurr tried saving him, and he remembers that much, that much is already more than Swerve had expected.

Swerve finding some of the scribbled up pieces of paper and wondering what those are about

Blurr, maybe once realizing he's real, alive and not a ghost, having a moment of lucidity. Calls him by name. Swerve is shooketh. Blurr maybe panics or tries to back track, thinking he said the wrong name. "No- you...got it right the first time." "I did?" "Yeah." "..." "What did I say the first time?" "Swerve." "Swerve." "Yeah." Blurr *maybe almost cries a lil bit, especially since this revelation is paired with the revelation he's not dead.*

Swerve having fanfics running in his mind and making him blush, you know, the kind of "but you can call me whatever you want" kind of flirting and then awkwardly stumbling over his words while Blurr's just glad he's alive (and doesn't hate him for some reason?) (and Blurr is also busy being flustered because not only is Swerve not dead but he's the cute one and the cute one is talking to him and doesn't seem to mind or be offended that Blurr was having trouble remembering his name (hopefully not because of low self esteem issues) AND THE CUTE ONE IS TALKING TO HIM AND HELPING HIM WALK AND- (and maybe for once he doesn't mind sometimes not being able to walk on his own 👀)

Blurr making a joke about how he'd forget his own name if he didn't write it down (via autograph) or hear he screamed (by fans) so many times

Swerve realizing the scribbled up pieces of paper were Blurr trying to remember his name

Swerve saying things and treating Blurr well in ways that make Blurr feel like a person. Loved and admired, but as a person and not a face or an image someone else holds and controls, but as an actual person with their own thoughts, struggles and emotions. Swerve still admiring him even though Blurr feels like a failure. Swerve caring for him even though he's seen him without the makeup and his public persona, seen him at his "ugliest." Swerve respecting and understanding the importance of the public persona and how much work, effort, sacrifice it is and how valuable it is, but also preferring to be with Blurr when he's "at his ugliest" and just himself. Swerve's perceptions of Blurr changing Blurr's perceptions of himself and starting to himself as more than a face, and having worth beyond what he can do for others

The confidence Swerve has in Blurr giving Blurr the confidence in himself to go in public with out the special makeup. Blurr having the confidence to speak honestly to the public (hopefully potentially with evidence that the explosions, accidents, and his injuries are because of Shockwave +/ Pharma)

Swerve saving Blurr and Blurr asking Swerve for his autograph. "Why?" "Because that's what people do when they meet their heroes, right?" (Having it written down in Swerve's handwriting will help Blurr remember it and know it's spelled correctly) *Blurr blushing* *Swerve.exe has broken* *error messages on his face plate* Swindle: *admonishing* "Blurr don't break your boyfriend you haven't even gone on a date with him yet."

*Blurr.exe and Swerve.exe both being very broken and blushing*

Swindle: "Oh for the love of- *waves wad of cash/credit card in front of them* - take this and go on a f@cking date already you too and get out of my hair you're gonna make me sick, get out, scram!"

Blurr and Swerve being awkward, lovesick, and adorable.

Swerve and Blurr date nights where nothing bad happens and I can (at least temporarily) ignore Keferon's comments of "you'll have to dig him out of the hole first" and "it sucks to be a Blurr fan because he always dies" (paraphrased)

Keferon please don't do it please don't you dare.

I will take all the pain and trauma, so long as they can be happy together in the end please I'm begging you.

(Everyone making things and contributing to the mech AU(s) are making and doing phenomenal things and I love all of them, thank you so much Keferon and everyone else involved)

[notsodailycake]

Some lovely shockblurve yuri for my bestie @yayadrawsthingz who starves for this rare pair lol

And also just Blurve yuri for the fun of it :]

Wanted to draw some titties and Swerve, so we got this beauty. I also was in the mood for some hugging and then ended up with a cuddle pile

[reader-from-nowhere]

May I plsplsplsplsplspls PLEASE REQUEST BLURVE!!!! 🙏🙏🙏

Or just Swerve if that's easier

Just-

Swerve I need Swerve-

Sometimes you just gotta airdrop your man

[yaicheliz]

just after i drew nsfw with them two

[catcake24]

Blurve Oneshot - Pining for that Minibot

Summary: Blurr is pining for Swerve. Inspired by IDW, but not a specific continuity. (Sorry if Blurr is OOC, I’m not used to writing him and would accept some constructive critism if you have any advice)

(AO3 Link)

I’m just sharing cause I need to write these two or I might just explode

Blurr has a thing for Minibots, he can admit it.

Maybe it was how perfectly holdable they were, or being able to wrap around them like he was a weighted blanket, or maybe it was because they could climb him like a tree, but many of his lovers and flings were Minibots.

He dated around, he wasn’t a fetishist, but he could say he would prefer, if given the choice, for them to be a mini. He liked them sturdy too, whether that was strength or from being thicker, and having a large bumper. Nice round thighs and face were also a plus, especially alongside a cute personality.

He knew his type well, which was why when he visited a bar, one just a block away from his own, he knew the bartender was exactly that type.

A chubby minibot with a round face, a large smile with a tooth gap, a large chassis with a full bumper, and a mouth that seemed to go a mile a minute as he talked to another bot at the bar.

He was swelteringly hot, like so much Blurr worried if he’d started drooling or even, Primus forbid, spring a nasal leak from sheer attraction.

“Cybertron to Blurr?” A friend, Rodimus, laughed at him.

“Um yeah?” He said, veering his attention to his friends.

Rodimus smirked at him, and Drift had a knowing look, and he knew he was found out.

“Swerve not too bad on the optics, huh?” Rodimus said, slinging an arm around Blurr’s shoulders.

“Is that his name?” Blurr asked.

“Yeah, it’s also on the sign out front,” Rodimus said.

Blurr huffed from the dig, as he had mostly just come here because Rodimus wanted to see some old friends and wasn’t paying attention when he was coming in. “So he owns this place?”

“He had a bar when we were in a crew together back during the war,” Drift said, “it didnt last long, but he ran an illegal bar, and liked it so much he decided to start one for real.”

So, he was also a rule breaker, Blurr noted. It came as part of his job to read personality quickly, and he could see from afar that Swerve was extremely friendly, and from that tidbit he was also driven and passionate for his work.

Later when they ordered, Blurr was out of his seat before anyone else could suggest they put the order in. Rodimus and Drift shared a look, but Blurr just walked to the counter - though his speed made him get there in half the time.

The Minibot bartender, Swerve he reminded himself, jumped slightly at seeing someone practically just appear, before getting the biggest smile on his face, glittering visor. Blurr didn’t even need to say anything and the bot was already talking.

“Oh my gosh, you’re Blurr!! I’m a huge fan, I can’t believe this is happening!” He said, looking flustered from excitement. “I’ve seen so many of your races, the best of the best!”

Blurr put on his best charming smile, “Always good to meet one of my fans,” he said, a bold faced lie. Sure, he appreciated most of them, but many didn’t seem to know where the line was or when to fragging stop. He had given out fake numbers more times than he could count, sometimes giving his fellow racers numbers as a prank.

So seeing a fan? It made him a little tense, waiting to see on what side they’ll land on.

“It’s charming here, and I was wondering if my party could have two Blue Moons, three shaken engex cocktails, and…” Blurr looked at the menu, and a certain one caught his eye, and he smiled, “One Swerve.”

Swerve was smiling and actually writing down the order, maybe realizing he had a job or maybe just his customer service skills kicking in, but he squeaked adorably when Blurr said his name. “U-Uh, coming right up!” He said, cheeks blushing a light blue.

The bartender worked swiftly, and being a bartender himself Blurr could see the talent on display. Despite obviously being somewhat flustered, he mixed and poured every drink with practiced ease and they all looked as picturesque as the menu showed them. He carried them over, smiling friendly as he greeted the group.

“Rodimus, always good to see our former captain!” He said.

“Do you have to rub in the former part?” Rodimus scoffed.

“I think people would be confused if I didn’t specify, since were not exactly in space right now,” Swerve laughed, along with a few others in the group.

The night went on without a hitch, but Blurr couldn’t totally get the Minibot bartender out of his head - especially when he would come around every so often to chat or fill up their drinks. He managed the area with practiced ease, and Blurr honestly wouldn’t mind getting a tip or two with drink making - as he used techniques that he had never seen before and seemed to be a big hit.

The “Swerve” he had ordered was sprisingly bitter, an earthy flavour with hints of the engex and other flavours he didn’t recognize but definitely a delicious mix.

By the end, Blurr was ready to go and most everyone else was too, but he stayed behind for just a moment.

Swerve smiled up at him, seemingly just as peppy as the beginning of the night as he processed the payment. “I would put it on your tab, but Rodimus lost his privileges after he never paid it on the ship, hope you understand.”

Blurr chuckled, “knowing Rodimus, that does not surprise me at all.” Blurr leaned down on the counter, balance slightly off due to the engex still in his system and he wasn’t ready to activate his FIM chip yet. He smiled charmingly when Swerve turned to him.

“Say, what would I need to pay to get the cute minibot’s number?”

Swerve blushed so cutely, caught off guard by the question, and Blurr was sure this Minibot was a fan he wanted to get to know much more.

[yayasvalveplay]

Yaya I'm going fucking through it. Do you have any super silly headcanons for.... literally any ship?

Ima put in my own propaganda none of ya fuckers grabbed onto this ship. But ya grabbed onto blurrop and megblurr.

Shockblurve. Aka Shockwave x Blurr x Swerve. fight me on this it's a good crack ship and you should all join me in it. Me and my sisters are not going to be the only ones suffering. *waves to my sis hoping she sees this*

Shockwave will come home after a long day at work. And find Blurr and Swerve asleep on the couch. He'll grab a blanket and put it over them.

Blurr is a morning person. He would be seen up at 3 a.m in the kitchen cooking breakfast. Because out of the three of them he'd be able to cook.

Swerve will someones get a really shirt night at the bar and just want to curl up with his lovers. Blurr will switch being little spoon to have both him and Shockwave big spoon him.

They adore lazy mornings. Ones where nothing to do and everyone sleeps in. Shockwaves mostly always wakes first on these days, abd he can not get enough of there sleepy faces.

Shockwaves boobs are there pillow. They fight over who's turn it I'd on it. And Shockwave just takes it. Mostly always too tired at that point to argue that they can each have aside. But nope. Both are prone to laying ontop of him because he's warm, so its a fight, maybe by placing games or have a point system through the day.

Blurr is known to bring them home-cooked meals to their work.

They would having kissing wars. Who can surprise kiss each other. They don't do it every day. But when one does it they know it's game.

[potato-sauce]

The song Talk Too Much by COIN is so Fullmetal bartenders

(Please give it a listen it is genuinely a banger and very Blurve? I cant remember the ship name besides Fullmetal bartenders WHEEZE)