#blushing so bad posting this

[subbyslvtxx]

Please I- blushing

[scr4py4rd]

gabe doodle

[stanpinesdykewife]

i love your work so so sooo much, i’ve read golden countless times now and let me just say I NEED THAT OLD MAN!! if you’re willing to write it, can i request a drabble of stanley sitting a fem reader on his lap and holds her legs open while he plays with her 🙏 i’m sorry if that’s too specific but i’ve literally never requested anything on here ever 😭 thank you so much and i really look forward to your future works!!!

hi this ask made me insane. I'M INSANE thank you so so much for the golden love and for such a CRAZY request like it was crazy it made me CRAZY!! THANK YOU!!!

easy (posted on ao3) stan/reader (fem!reader in ch1, transmasc!reader in ch2) pre/during/post-canon/unspecified fluff and smut, 3011 words per chapter

summary:

You want to watch a movie, but Stan can't keep his hands off you.

in my mind this is a continuation of speed dating but read it however you like!!! thank you so much again i hope you like it!

[faerabbit]

listen i love snufmin as much as the next fella but most people i've encountered who ship it are like "ooh! aah! snufkin is so cool and mysterious, he must be dangerous (but in like a sexy way) and knows all the ways to woo someone-"

listen. listen. if snorkmaiden is anything to go by, then moomin would canonically be the more experienced with relationships. i bet snufkin doesn't even know how to hold hands /hj

[hakunoknight]

your favorite butchfemme lesbians before i go out of town!

[tyresdeg]

logan sargeant | thursday | australia 2024

[koheekyat]

Well fed this month

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

when it’s so evident you have people that love you >>>>

[13thdoctor]

the master is femme. (yes, missy, but not just missy.) I feel and believe so deeply in my soul that koschei, the master, all iterations, is femme. sexuality is irrelevant, whether she's gay or he's lesbian or they're ace etc. that timelord is femme!

obviously, missy is a femme fatale. elegant, beautiful, villainous woman. he's regenerated into a form where he's expected to be feminine, and he does what he does best--has fun with it. turns it into a PERFORMANCE. this isn't isolated to gomez' master, though. everything has always been about performance with the master. her villainy, from the start, has been a show for the doctor above all else. her schemes are designed with showmanship in mind, not efficiency. when the master steps into the room, you WILL look at her. she'll make sure of it. if you don't turn your head yourself, she'll turn it for you. she's going to ruin your life and you will watch and you will obey because she is your master and she is THE master. missy's appearance and behavior are as striking as ever--elegant, fanciful, dramatic--but this is true for all iterations. think back to delgado's master, how striking she was. how she performed. the master cares about her presentation, it's like, 80% of her villainy. she needs to stand out, it needs to be showy, unnecessary, and creative in its evil.

even simm's master, the painfully unstable, deluded, grandiose self that was resurrected starving & naked--who threw on the closest hoodie and eagerly tore apart a rotisserie chicken with her bare hands--took the time to do her eyeliner once she collected herself! found himself a nice suit, too. brought back that striking appearance. (I think it's important to note the difference between harold saxon's suit [a disguise] & the suit she wore for herself. saxon's suit is far less fashionable in my opinion.)

SHE'S FEMME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[saturnaous]

experimenting. with how to draw Ed. erm. places this infront of you and bolts

[super-rangers]

okay same anon from this morning I’m back from rereading chapter 1!!

I love that Regina is already repressing her attraction to Janis before she even gets hit by a bus lmao girlie never had a chance. I swear if she wouldn’t have had a redemption arc they still would’ve ended up hate fucking at a graduation party or something

She's been repressing that attraction since 6th grade lmao It'd be unrealistic if I didn't include any thirst from the very beginning

no but you're a genius,,they definitely would have hate fucked and it would've caused a cataclysmic spiral in both of them

[endenope]

im tired as hell and have to go to work in a few hours and i just cant sleep bc for some reason i have lactating hthm stuck in mind w kvh teasing and torturing him so sweetly and im lit in bed like

[lelianaslefthand]

making daeran in sims and that fucking daffy duck "YOUR SON LOOKS LIKE A GIRL" clip is playing in my head on loop

[purplebluepen45]

12 Days of Fontcest

"Seriously? You didn't realize there was a mistletoe above your head?"

"THERE WAS A MISTLETOE?!!"

.

Prompt by @underfellover

I couldn't find time to color the comic. Really sorry for that :'

But uhh.. hopefully this will suffice ^^;

[asongoncesung]

I'm so normal

[xiaoluclair]

xiaaao can i have 14 + chalex for the intimacy prompts 🫶🏻🫶🏻

hi lovely 💛🌷💫❤️❕ i drew on inspo from the current chalex wip for this one hehe

14. smth smth their pet liking them // chalex // [ rating: T ]

Stan, with his flubby rolls of fur, is dozing off the bottom step like a particularly adorable caterpillar. Charles has dropped to his ass in the middle of a stride to pet a caterpillar.

Alex, apparently blue–balled by a caterpillar, says, “Guess we might as well invite him up.”

At that, Charles perks up. “Really?”

“Exhibitionism?” Alex tilts his head. “I didn’t know you were into that.”

A cloud passes over Charles’s eyes. Metaphorical, obviously, because they stay on Alex under the furrow of their bushy eyebrows and Alex can see them so clearly. Squinting and green, the little ring of orange swallowed into the middle like light to a black hole. When Charles gets it, Alex is settled on the step above, Stan rumbling like a large bulldozer under his hand.

“Alex.” Scandalised. “That is not what I— oh my god, you need to clean your brain with soap.”

Alex laughs, has the drywall thump the back of his head. Can ignore it, rub a hand over the sharp throb while Charles didn’t notice. Is too busy covering his face until Stan wiggles the pink pad of a paw into his thigh.

Alex pokes the patch on his skull. “He likes you.” Winces. Thanks the Heavens for Stan and his captivating potato nature.

Charles gives a small sniff. Is smiling as both hands disappear into the fur forest. “I like him.”

Obviously, thinks Alex. “Really?” says Alex.

Charles nods, matter of fact. “I like cats.”

“You didn’t used to.” He remembers. Back in F2, the gaggle of them in Monza. Charles vaulting up between the tyre blankets, proverbial tail tripping around his not–so–proverbial legs. His hand gripped Alex’s laughing shoulder, a few seconds. Tight and harsh and.

He remembers.

Charles levels him. Those silly black holes. He says, “I have always liked cats.”

And the staircase is too— small. No. Alex is too small, folded and fitted between the carpet, knees dug into his chest. Body like a boat in an algae ocean until it comes back to itself, cramped into too many close corners. No, you haven’t.

“Come on,” says Charles brightly, and he gets to his feet and stretches. This way and that, then fingers to his feet. Feline, thinks Alex. Like he is taunting Stan’s spine. See what you could have. Like he is taunting Alex.

The only difference is. When Charles hops over Stan’s sleepy mound and starts up the stairs. Glances back over his shoulder, waiting for Alex to realign himself before following him. Hand circles the back of his neck before the door has even shut, and he lets Alex pull it down, away from the light swelling of his skin. Legs grip the meat above Alex’s hip bone, tight and harsh and. The only difference is, Alex can have it.

For now, Alex does.