#bobisreal

[elsewhereuniversity]

what.. what if.... what if we go dip our feet in the gurgling creek behind the EU community garden and eat cream cheese and cucumber sandwiches and laugh and play and give sweet kisses out like raindrops in april... haha just kidding.... unless? 😳

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

“Fantasy Costco, where all your dreams come true (got a deal for you!)”

fun fact this is my ringtone 

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

[xuune]

Ok generally I can fall asleep when I want but I have lots of friends who can’t so here goes! Also I’m on mobile so... sorry for not reaching out in chat my phone doesn’t let me oops! 1. If u are laying in bed for more than thirty minutes and still aren’t sleeping, get out of bed and go do something else. Ur supposed to associate ur bed w sleep, not w NOT sleeping. 2. Take melatonin like 30 mins before bed, ive been told it rlly helps.

3. Practice meditation! Do it during daylight hours to start but I + others have found that meditation helps u clear ur mind and have u gently focus on ur breathing and that shit gets boring REAL fast so it’s easy to conk out from a certain point meditating. I can ask friends for tips but like this is all I got on me rn oops. I hope it proves helpful to u and like... wow I’ve been following u since 2017. Weird

its fine, idm ppl reaching out to me thru inbox. and holy shit you’ve been following me since 2017? that’s insane. i would’ve thought lots of people started unfollowing right after i stopped posting the usual kl art back in 2018, glad you’re still around though 

i use an app called youper that gives meditation and breathing exercises, i usually try those when i’m unable to fall asleep, but lately it hasn’t been working for me at all B^( another friend suggested taking melatonin but i haven’t tried that yet since i wasn’t sure what exactly with melatonin could help me. i’m not that fond of taking meds or pills since i’ve had shit experience with things like tylenol, and all that really did was give me nose bleeds. someone commented to try melatonin gummies, so i’ll think i’ll try those and go buy some. 

i will try to actually do what you suggested first, since what i end up doing is keep laying in bed until sleep takes me away. other times, when i know im unable to sleep, i try to draw a bit in my sketchbook, but even up to 4am when i’m doing that i’m still unable to sleep. i feel like it would be really hard to figure out what i could do once im out of bed when im unable to sleep after 30 min

i feel like another thing thats also a reason why i can’t fall asleep is my mind being unable to shut up about various things. i would feel my face tense up while my eyes are closed, i would try to pay attention to something like environment noises from outside to calm my mind or at least let the thoughts stop, but my mind usually resumes back to a state of “hey im gonna keep you up with all these vague, random thoughts that won’t let you sleep B^).” i’d try to do things like listen to white noise or music too but neither would work on actually having my mind shut up

[hungrytundras]

Not the og anon, but if you had to have any breed as a roommate (you’d get like, 10 mil for every 2 years you deal with them) what breed would you choose? I’d personally go for a wildclaw because they’re like, sorta human sized and would probably be very good at scaring the raccoons away when they’re eating my trash

Okay this one is... maybe more difficult? So I’m gonna break it down a lil

Tundra?PROS: Soft, Very soft, Encourages me to eat healthier, Will eat all the vegetables in the fridge I don’t use because I can never make it through a box of spinach fast enoughCONS: Ate all the fucking spinach u bastard I was gonna use that, Clogs the showerSkydancer?PROS: Can help me through my emotional mootCONS: I DON”T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONEGuardian?PROS: Big. Strong. Hot?CONS: Has their charge over all the time or is never home. Eats everything in the kitchen every night. Have to widen doors..

[veliseraptor]

top five asks u have ever gotten

this is...too overwhelming a question to even begin to approach (I’ve gotten a lot of asks), but I feel like the one that @dumbledorably sent me for the patron saint meme which was “patron saint of redeeming sad villains while putting them through something even worse”

is definitely up there.

OH WAIT I actually found this post from way back when (5 years ago) so you can get a few of the weird ones from there, which are the ones that I probably remember for longest.

[taluns]

Sis, i'm absolutely SCREAMING at the fact that this is in devo! I'm getting stardew valley-type vibes from this (sv is one of my favorite games) and dinosaurs are just fantastic. is there anywhere we can sub to to get updates on its progress?

Ahhh thank you kindly for your compliments!

(Yea, Stardew Valley is one of the inspirations for gameplay mechanics for the game!)

For the moment the best thing I can recommend would be to follow on twitter: https://twitter.com/TalunsArt

That’s my go to for posting development updates!I

’ll try my best to update here on tumblr also!

If you want a more direct updates/support…stay tuned, we might have something coming up :> 

[stoner-joxter]

Hey! You reblogged this klance art (presumably) a million years ago in which Keith worked at a boba place and lance fell in love. Do you know what the fic was that attaches to it? The link isn’t working, which hopefully doesn’t mean that it was deleted? I’m sorry for coming into your asks like this- I just really wanted to read it and your reblog made it seem like you had some luck! Ty and have a wonderful day x

so, i did a lot of digging and unfortunately i think the work was deleted. here is a fic i found that i am 99% certain is the one you’re talking about (21k, lance going to a boba shop) but that link led to nowhere. searching my ao3 history also did not show it. i searched ao3 for “better than coffee” in vld and nothing came up. sorry :/

[galpalkirk]

wh- Where did you buy that McElroy pin it’s the BEST pin I’ve seen and I need to add it to my bag asap

it was pin of the month in december on their website i dont know if it’s available anymore

[mariaherreros]

Anyone watching TWIN PEAKS new season! Weird and great AF 🔥🥀 if you want some info on this big ass original Bob piece DM or email me at info@mariaherreros.com 🔥🔥🔥 ¿Estáis viendo la temporada nueva de Twin Peaks? Es una locura alucinante 🔥🥀 para info en este original de Bob en gran formato, escríbeme por privado o mail a info@mariaherreros.com #twinpeaks #twinpeaks2017 #davidlynch #bob #firewalkwithme #bobisreal #mariaherreros #illustration

[jam-art]

Can you show us a Link to the episodes?

ATLA episodes remastered in 1080p: 

https://www.reddit.com/r/RemasteringATLA/comments/5hr9w2/atla_remastered_in_1080p/

[idonnalu]

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by ⁂ R4M0N4 4 570N3 ᨞ 👽⚡︎ (@ramona_a_stone)

#Bob #BobIsReal #WhoKilledLauraPalmer #TwinPeaks #Lynch #DavidLynch #♥ #GoodNight #SweetDreams

[elsewhereuniversity]

Rat rat rat rat!!! It’s rat time! It’s rat year! The clock strikes twelve and the rats cross the river. For good fortune and a healthful year, take care to put away your rodent traps and set a seat at the table for these heralds of the new year. They have so much to tell you, if you’re willing to hear it.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req’d by @bobisreal

odd i haven’t done this one before???? i mean its my ringtone, for someone’s sake

[eeveesanddragons]

@stargazing121 @smokaccino-for-kyle @hazelcephalopod @mousemilf @holidayhero @lebuc @captain-nemo-a-gentleman-a-ghost @hunting-the-grievers @worldsbestgranny @bisexualamimizuno @randomfandom4eva @swiftlybae @viridianacolyte @filipinoprincefili @jimmybpride @eir-a @alexandragrace @madamavajda @deepbluebreaths @sindzero @kelizmormont @meatcatfan @sammylarso01t0r89ymlfd @cosplay-costumes @dem-bones @alyshakng @intothefirefeelinghigher @aheroisnotafraidtogivehislife @alex0l0tl @letsfuckavengersposts-blog @untitled12p @thewinter-kitten-blog @seattlite1 @nessfalani @lb8991 @full--of--galaxies @andinwonderlandwebothwentmad @typicalpinkrosez @whenshitgodown-blog @fajitahardy @lucifersdaugther @odetoalmost @ethones @turfrat23 @captamericasbeard @bobisreal @goddessofllyr @here-for-an-average-time @hollyytrees @corrupted-teenagemind 

Ray-Ban Sunglasses reduced by 90%

[transyamada-moved]

As soon as I'm old enough, my mom has promised to take me up to this cattle drive up in steamboat, CO! Vista Verde ranch does me every year in the fall, and I've been dying to do something like that for, like, all my life lmao. Have you ever done anything like that?

Nah I wish

[elsewhereuniversity]

Bossman! Bosslady. Bossperson. Bossother. Grant me a fresh safe name so I can eat the feral raspberries near the Old English Building. I can bring back a basket for you, but there are no guarantees that the crows won’t get to it first.

Finchenon