#bokuaka quotes

[kozukenbsf]

NEW HAIKYUU OFFICIAL ART!! IT LOOKS AMAZING OMG

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Akaashi: *looking at bokuto*

Akaashi: what an angle

Kenma: don't you mean angel?

Akaashi: I was talking about his jawline but you're right

[nekomanessa]

[reineydraws]

akaashi is the bokuto whisperer, but at what cost

[haikyuu-tmblr]

Akaashi: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful, and organised. Bokuto: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob whilst apologising profusely* Akaashi: That one. I want that one.

[soc69]

Imagining this bokuaka interaction kept me up last night

Bokuto: Akaashi says we have to be carful not to spend too much time focused only on volleyball or else we’ll become social ostrich size.

Akaashi: No bokuto-san, I said that it’s easy to become socially ostracised on account of volleyball monopolising all our time

Bokuto: Exactly. We have no time for Monopoly or even Uno. The only game we have time for is volleyball.

[tenma-udai]

OFFICIAL HAIKYUU ACCOUNT TWEETED THAN DELETED BUT I’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Bokuto: I'm trying to test out my new signature, can anyone tell me if it's good?

Akaashi: sure, here use this to practice

Bokuto: nice, thanks-

Bokuto:

Bokuto: this is a marriage certificate

Akaashi: and what about it

[neapolitanupsidedowncake]

person 1: I'm like, really fast at math. person 2: mhm, what's 30x17? person 1: 47 person 2: That's not even close person 1: But it was fast.

bokuaka, ushiten, solangelo, kamijirou, percabeth

[haikyuu-tmblr]

Akaashi: You’re charged with...breaking into a pet store? Bokuto: I thought the animals might be lonely...

[incorrect-highkyuu]

Asahi: *crying* Nishinoya: I will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to be sure I eradicated whatever hurt you. Asahi: I'd... rather have a hug. Nishinoya: Okay, sweetheart.

[haikyuu-incorrectquotes]

Akaashi, texting Tsukishima: Please come save me, I just walked into a party and someone yelled dibs

Bokuto, also texting Tsukishima: HELF IM DRUNK AND A HOT BOY WLAKED INTO THE PARTY NDA I YELLED DIBS

[nekomanessa]

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Akaashi: bokuto just texted me "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock"

Kuroo: if you don't marry him I will

[asmo-ds]

saw this and immediately was like “it’s them”

[aprilidy]

*BokuAka in non volleyball au*

Kuroo: Relax. Just act mature.

Bokuto: Mature. Got it.

*later, on the date*

Akaashi: So, what do you like to do for fun?

Bokuto with a deep voice: Taxes.