aprilidy

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Gojo: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Geto: You would eat yourself?

Gojo: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Geto: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until Satoru and I get back.

Shoko: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Geto: Is something burning?

Gojo: Just my love for you.

Geto: SATORU, THE TOASTER IS ON FIRE!

[aprilidy]

*back to those high school days*

Geto: You are petty.

Gojo: You mispronounced pretty but it’s okay.

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Yuji: So what’s your type?

Megumi: Kind, pink hair, dumb, not really good sense of humour but cute.

Yuji: That sounds kinda like me. Too bad I’m not a girl.

Megumi: …Did I mention dumb?

Yuji: Yeah.

Megumi: Kay just making sure.

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Gege’s assistant (as Gege is never on our side): Never back down never what?

JJK fan: Never give up!

Gege’s assistant: Never back down never what?

JJK fan: Never give up!

Gege’s assistant: NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?

JJK fan: NEVER GIVE UP!

Gege’s assistant: So are you ready for Shibuya Incident Arc coming in two weeks?

JJK fan: No, we are not.

Gege’s assistant: Cool, neither am I.

[aprilidy]

*BokuAka in non volleyball au*

Kuroo: Relax. Just act mature.

Bokuto: Mature. Got it.

*later, on the date*

Akaashi: So, what do you like to do for fun?

Bokuto with a deep voice: Taxes.

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Bokuto: Akaashiiiii, can we go to a haunted house this year?

Akaashi: What’s wrong with the one we live in?

Bokuto: Wait- WHAT?!

Akaashi: Goodnight, Bokuto-san.

[aprilidy]

Kenma: The food is too hot, I can't eat it.

Kuroo: You're too hot and I still eat you.

Kenma: *blushes*

Kuroo: *winks at him*

Yaku: One dinner. I just want ONE DINNER.

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Sugawara: Here you are Daichi, nice hot cup

of coffee.

Daichi: Oh, it's cold.

Sugawara: Nice cup of coffee.

Daichi: It's horrible!

Sugawara: Cup of coffee.

Daichi: I'm not even sure it is coffee.

Sugawara: Cup.

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Kageyama standing outside bathroom: HINATA BOKE, WE HAVE TO GO! COME OUT!

Hinata: I'M GAY!

Kageyama: Not what I mean but I know and I love you.

[aprilidy]

Aizawa, driving Katsuki and Izuku: So how was your day?

Izuku: We almost got surprise adopted!

Aizawa: What?

Katsuki: We almost got kidnapped.

Aizawa: Oh, okay.

Aizawa: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Izuku: Don't worry, I got a plan.

Katsuki: You’d better, damn nerd.

Izuku: TraitorSayWhat?

Shoto: Excuse me?

Izuku: What?

Katsuki:

Izuku:

Shoto:

Izuku: No wait-

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Katsuki: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Izuku: Kacchan, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Katsuki: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Katsuki: So what’s for dinner?

Izuku, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

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Katsuki: I don’t do relationships.

Izuku: *exists*

Katsuki: Damn it.

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Katsuki: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Izuku: Kacchan, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Katsuki, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is, you damn nerd.