#bokuto's abs doe...

[seiwas]

@augustinewrites @mysugu @soumies

best bros here to save the world (through volleyball <3)

[evadingreallife]

Ive finally finished haikyuu season 4 ajsjakhskshskshsl i love u karasuno my funky boys

[euphoricimagination]

How they react to you having them as your wallpaper

Feat. Atsumu, Bokuto & Oikawa

Atsumu

You were taking a shower when in Atsumu’s apartment when you phone started ringing. He didn’t want to answer it, he wasn’t that sure if you were okay with him just using it.

He heard the shower turn off, so he went to the door of the bathroom.

“Oi! Angel! Yer phone is ringing!” he calls you

“Really? Who is it?!” you scream back

“It says… Ken…Kenma!”

“Can you answer it and tell him I’ll call him back?”

“You want me to answer him?” He asks, lots of emotions coming up. Who was Kenma? What did he want? Why does it feel wrong to answer it? There were so many things in his head that the call ended before he could even think of answer it “Ehh… angel? The call is over”

“Well, can you send him a text ? The password is 3476” you say simply.

He doesn’t really know what is taking you so long for you to come out, but the fact that you gave him your password make him feel so special. When he unlocks your phone he immediately sees your wallpaper. An image of him when he was half asleep, cheek squeezing the pillow with a half smile. He froze in place, blush creeping into his face and ears.

“Did you… something interesting in my phone?” you smirk coming out of the bathroom

“Ehh… N-no, I just…”

“You like my wallpaper? That’s one of the cutest photos I have of you”

“Photos? Ya have more?!” you nod your head while chuckling “Jezz, yer’re worse than Suna… let me delete some”

“What? No!” you snatch your phone back “you loved taking photos, why would you want to delete mine?”

“Because I don’t look good in them”

“I won’t let you!” you move away as far as you could

“Ya know, yer’re just in a towel, ya can’t really run away from me” he smirks at you, now you turn to be blushing.

He’s not letting you know yet that his wallpaper is a photo of you sleeping in his chest.

Bokuto

The lack of messages from your boyfriend confuses you. You were out running some errands at around the time he should be at home, in normal occasions he would send a bunch of messages calling for you, being the clingy lovable boyfriend he is. But this time there was nothing.

Everything is a mess when you arrived home. Couch moved, drawers open, pillows on the floor and a Bokuto looking under the arm chair.

“What are you doing?” you ask him, making him jump and hit his head.

“Ouch!” he exclaims before looking at you with sad eyes “Babyyy, I lost my phone”

“You lost it? What were you doing?” you say before kissing his pouty lips, you knew that if you didn’t he would pout even more

“I don’t know, I had it when I enter but when I threw my stuff on the couch it disappeared”

“Babe, how did you managed to do that” you chuckle ���here, call your phone. I’m going to prepare dinner”

With that you pass him your phone and leave the room. He stays sitting in the floor with a dumbfounded look; yes, he knew your password, but he has never actually seen your phone outside of what you show him. He never felt the need to.

It take him a few seconds to realize that he is staring at himself when he unlocks your phone, but when he does he has a big grin on his face. Specially seeing the photo that you chose. It was him in his MSBY uniform, when he was wiping away the sweat in his forehead with the t-shirt showing his abs. He has seen the photo many times, it went viral on twitter, but seeing it in your phone made him a warm feeling.

“Found it?” you lay on his back in a lazy hug, snapping him out of his thoughts.

“Not yet, I was just… watching your wallpaper”

“It’s really hot isn’t it? One of your fansites took it and tagged me on it”

“I love you!” he cuts you hugging you tightly, leaving kisses all over your face “Let’s go take some new photos for our phones!”

Oikawa

You were laying in Oikawa’s chest, your back to his chest while watching one of his matches in preparation for a tournament. He had his chin on your shoulder, eyes completely focused in the screen of his phone while occasionally pressing kisses in your skin.

While the players were changing sides is when he unfreezes himself, and it’s when his eyes decide to trace your form. Your face was enlightened by his phone’s light, hair in some messy braids, and your hoodie, hoodie that you wore when he took you back to Japan a few weeks ago. Which remind him of something

“Love, did you send me the photos that we took in Miyagi?” He asked poking your side, making you making you flinch slightly

“Eh? No, I forgot! Stop laughing!”

“Sorry, sorry, you just looked so cute” says squishing your cheeks

“Shut up or I’m not going to send you the photos” he quickly stays put at the thread; no matter how cute he finds you, he knows that your threats can hurt him “Good, I’ll send them right now”

He watches you while you take your phone out and unlock it, his eyes widen slightly at your wallpaper before a smirk found its way.

It was a photo that you made Iwaizumi take when you went to Japan, in the Date Masamune Culture museum. He was dressed in a samurai armor and you were wearing a simple kimono, laughing at how he looked alongside his old teammates. He remembers how hesitant he was at wearing that big armor, especially knowing that his friends were going to tease him by calling him a foreigner, but he had set his mind to make your first trip there as memorable as possible.

“Oh, so you put one of the photos as your wallpaper but forget to send them to me, huh? Me? Your wonderful boyfriend?”

“Oh god. I said I was sorry!”

“I made a joke of myself there for you just so you forget it” he says dramatically, making you roll your eyes.

“I love the photo, so thank you for acting like an idiot”

“Hey!” he laughs out before pecking your lips “Well, at least my idiocy makes you happy”

“You make me happy” you say without much care, you didn’t know how much those simple words meant to him “There, I send them now”

“Thanks love” He hugs you tightly, all signs of teasing disappearing. He once thought that living in another country would make him feel homesick, and while he does sometimes, he found you, his new home. Of course, he still enjoys going back to Japan, but now he rather go with you by his side “Let’s take more when we go back”

[sturniclos]

Y'all... thinking ab a haikyuu band au rn

The crows

Kags

Hinata

Tsukki

Yam

Reader ?

Desc. 

Loser. Like weezer and radiohead and everything awful but they’re kind of bangers

So rock/ alternative rock

Also includes depeche mode, fleetwood mac (?), the strokes, foo fighters, red hot chili peppers, the cure

Male manipulator music at it’s core

Kageyama is the main vocalist and guitarist, Hinata is on drums, Tsukki plays bass and Yams is backup guitarist

Kageyama can essentially play any instrument naturally

Tsukki is extremely talented in guitar as well but likes the ease and flow of bass (he’s lazy)

Yams is occasionally backup vocals with hinata cause they can hit high notes

Tsukki doesn’t interact with any press and it’s kind of just accepted at this point

Do NOT expect them to be fitted up. Baggy jeans, sneakers and a hoodie or a t-shirt and flannel- fits are kind of fye but overall still pretty casual (if one of them is feeling crazy they might throw in a hat or necklace.

All have a small tattoo related to the band- lowkey sentimental about it

Koneko 

Kuroo

Kenma

Akaashi

Bokuto

Konoha

Desc.

Emo as fuck.

I know a lot of these bands aren’t emo but it’s an overall alternative/yearning vibe okay. Kuroo and Kenma sing and look so pathetic

Think deftones, MCR, fall out boy, paramore, Evanescence

Bokuto loves doing liberty spikes and Akaashi does the overall molding and Kuroo does finishing touch-ups. 

They do each other's makeup. All of them will have eyeliner streaming down their face by the end of the performance

Kenma surprisingly does really well during interviews as long as people aren’t taking pictures, otherwise everyone else interacts pretty well with press (save for when Kuroo and Bokuto got shitfaced and kissed one time) 

Kenma and Konoha occasionally sport black lipstick if they feel like it

Always has chipped nail polish 

Kuroo has an arm sleeve he’s working on and Bokuto has some on his thigh as well as as two eyebrow piercings and a bridge

johsai

Iwa

Oikawa

Mattsun

Maki

Desc.

I honestly had a hard time figuring this out but think l=Odd future??

Vv diff from the other two bands, they’re more of a group??

Oikawa main vocals and iwa and mattsun rap (self indulgent but lowk this all is)

Makki is the main producer/composer but Oikawa also helps, they work around whatever Iwa and Mattsun come up with after an initial sample

Fits are sooooo hard. Their PR deals and promos are insane

Oikawa loooooves the man baby tee with a slutty belt and baggy jeans. Normally wears a regular rotation of his favorite jewelry pieces

Iwa and mattsun lean more towards baggy clothing, where Makki likes to occasionally wear makeup and has a more simple style (kinda like frank ocean, simple silhouettes and clean lines + detail) 

Iwa very rarely takes his shirt off on the stage (there’s only one song he really needa be doing allat

Mattsun is most followed on instagram and it makes Oikawa sooooo mad.

Iwa normally wears a beanie everywhere but his hiair isn’t a secret. One time he did the blonde buzz and he looked soooo good when it grew out a little bit

Haikyuu renaissance let's flipping go!! I've been rewatching the series and rereading the manga lately and I forgot how happy this show made me.

[aiieera]

on a completely unrelated note, does anyone remember this bokuto x reader smau from like 2021/22 where they were roommates and youtubers, yn was a daily life vlogger or something and bokuto was like a fitness vlogger - there was only a few chapters i think but i LIVED for it

i remember specifically they were planning a collab and their fans ship them-and in one of yn’s previous vlogs bokuto’s seen for a bit eating cereal without wearing a shirt and his fans we’re going crazy ab it i have screenshots too if that helps

[honeekyuu]

i KNOW shes a linguist but you gotta understand literaryiness (LITERATURE thats the word) to language like she does

also almost done w the sketch i just have to draw his abs :) unless we think akaashi wouldnt have abs... also debating between making him wear an open button up and no shirt... what r ur thoughts

also sorry for spamming ur inbox with rambles ���

- bokuto anon

[screaming] HIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[gojipink]

GOJIIII HII LOVEY i was just thinkin about you yk

i’m here to ask you ab your f/os <3 whoever you wanna yap about! what does a morning together look like? where would y’all like to go on vacation? n was it love at first sight?

omg i had something super big typed out n then tumblr crashed omfg :’) missed this site !!

n e way HI SEEEEEEEBBY IVE MISSED U SM ｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡ thank u so much for the ask i definitely need to talk about my f/o’s more n get back into practice ive been so out of touch i need to do the opposite of touch grass! utc in case i accidentally go awf!

bokuto is literally on my mind forever n always n even while i’ve been incredibly busy n haven’t been able to put in much effort into my selfships bo’s the one i will always run back to first!

mornings with bo are so precious!! he’s already clingy normally but when he’s sleepy n the alarm is blaring n the sun is peeking through the blinds, he gets especially cuddly practically trying to bury himself into my skin (｡◝‿◜｡) once i manage to convince him to take his shower ill start us off with some coffee n breakfast n by the time he’s all (half) dried he’s back to his perky self! ♥

omg bo n i have definitely been thinking of next vacation spots n we’ve been leaning towards country hopping in europe!! bo loves to be constantly on the move to see all the sights ever when we go out to travel so we’re thinking moving across a small handful of adjacent countries would be the perfect little vacation!!!

hmmm i would say it was definitely love at first sight for bokuto (he’s pouting watching me type this out..) (・ξ・) when we met n before we rlly even had a proper conversation he was already asking his friends for more information about me n when he found out i was single it became a mission for him to ask me out LOL for me tho it was a bit of a slower burn! i admired him of course n found him to be funny n sweet but it took a little bit of real conversation n one on one time for me to really get a glimpse at who he rlly was n it was only a matter of time before i fell for him equally as hard!! (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。

[kurorotic]

nsfw bokuaka | 2am booty call

the low light of akaashi's phone highlights his jawline, he's been staring at the same picture for... forty-five minutes now?

it's not like he was keeping track of the time, it's... his boyfriend is really hot, okay?!

they started dating just two months ago, akaashi had never really done /this/ while bokuto had some experience with a previous girlforiend.

and in that line of experience was the ability to take the perfect thirst trap slash nude.

(his cock is out, that's nude territory, right?

but it's more like the head peeking out from the towel loosely wrapped around his hips.

there's also his freshly showered abs, his tits, his really big arms... akaashi has been drooling at each and every part of this picture.

there's others were bokuto dropped the towel and jerked his cock, but /this/ one has akaashi's attention.

he knows what's under the towel, ofc. but its how bokuto is thumbing it down to tease. how his cock is hard and can barely be contained.

all for akaashi.

he thought of akaashi in the shower and took pics to show proof of how his baby affected him and akaashi just.

he does that to bokuto? he gets his boyfriend that horny?

it makes akaashi want to hide under the sheets.

only to open his phone and stare at the photo again.

maybe because it's the first time bokuto was so bold with sending himself. it's kinda expected since he's impulsive but...

idk! akaashi didn't think they were that kind of couple yet?

bokuto reassured him that he didn't need to send anything back, he was just feeling horny and sexy and wanted to give akaashi a little... something spicy.

(more like the greatest set of pictures in human history, nothing can possibly compare. ever.)

he wants it.

he wants that cock somewhere inside of him, those arms crushing him, those tits in his mouth.

it's quite late though... would bokuto be annoyed if he called? akaashi would hate to be woken up at... 2:09 am.

but it's like horny reasons? selfish horny reasons.

masturbating would be easy, especially if akaashi just went straight for the climax and nothing more.

but he needed bokuto here. that's what his boyfriend is for... when it's not this late in the night.

a full night's sleep is important for his captain,

he shouldn't disturb that.

buuuut if bokuto called him at literally any time of the day asking to fuck? akaashi would be there without a second thought.

... that may be the horny brain speaking. god he was so, so fucking horny for bokuto.

he tapped out of the photos to see bokuto as his recent contact (they said goodnight to each other and sent kisses) and now akaashi is. wavering over the call button.

what if bokuto doesn't want to? hard to imagine, wouldn't it be a little

toxic to demand your boyfriend come over at... 2:15 am to fuck?

seflish, inconvenient, bothersome-

'Keiji, please stop reading those relationship advice threads...'

kuroo's voice was welcomed in his head. for once. he's being silly.

bokuto agreed to booty calls when they became boyfriends.

as for the time, maybe... 2:18 am wasn't ideal, but isn't that the whole point?

okay let's just call bokuto before akaashi's boner dies from overthinking.

ring, ring, ring.

ring, ring, ring.

ring-

"Babe? Sup?"

oh my god bokuto sounds so sleepy, akaashi's cock jumps at how husky his voice is.

"Somethin' wrong?"

"No... um, well I..." akaaashi cannot possibly do this, nope.

"Can't sleep, baby?"

akaashi whimpers, just straight up whimpers like a needy puppy.

that's not sexy at all, bokuto is leaving him.

"... are you crying or like... jerking it?"

"Neither," akaashi blurts out, "... but I'm... really horny right now and I was wondering if you would like to participate in a booty call..."

...

akaashi needs to burn his phone.

"Huh..."

he hears shuffling in the background, bokuto is drawing up the divorce papers.

"Give me 20? I'ma borrow my dad's car."

"Really?"

"I'm soooo not turning down the chance to hit that sweet ass, babe."

akaashi's face is erupting into flames.

"Leave the front door unlocked for me, kay? Can you be good for me?"

"Yea... yeah I can."

"Good boy, I'll take care of you."

akaashi doesn't bother with putting on pants as he hurries down the stairs in just his sleeping shirt and boxers... and his aggressively hard cock.

this is new. this is exciting. this is something he'd kind of fantasized about but never thought he'd be doing it???

it's going to make a great journal entry when he's running on more than 5 hours of sleep.

he hops back into his bed, he should probably try to look sexy? or well i guess the point is kinda just getting fucked then and there...

he can still at least tidy up, leave out the bottle of lube and condoms.

yeah... he's so ready for a cock in his ass at... 2:42 am.

bokuto parks just outside, front door quietly opens and shuts, akaashi just... idk, throws his boxers off and pushes down the blankets and gets a hand around himself.

right as his bedroom door opens.

bokuto looks like he definitely just woke up.

his hair is down, his shirt is on backwards, his sweats are at least probably clean?

but he still looks so handsome.

"Couldn't wait for me, hm?"

"I tried, but... you make me so..."

"So...?

bokuto slides right between akaashi's legs.

"Needy... I've never wanted it so badly..."

"I'll give you just what you want, love."

a hand on his shoulder pushed him backwards on the pillows, their lips locked as bokuto replaced the hand on akaashi's cock. so much better with him.

why waste his own energy masturbating when bokuto could handle it all for him?

lubed fingers in his tight, virgin hole, teeth possessively biting into his neck as akaashi /tries/ to stay quiet.

the team will know what they did last night... that turns akaashi on even more.

bokuto doesn't rush although akaashi softly begs for more, he wants that cock inside of him. he's been staring at it all night, is that why kenma has such a huge collection of...

... akaashi needs to invest in more bokuto cock pictures.

"Bo..."

"You're almost ready, ok?"

the steady stretch and thrusting of three fingers almost makes him lose his train of thought.

"I want you to... take a picture when you're inside me... or record it."

bokuto's fingers stutter, those golden eyes are wide on him.

"... or don't, that's probably weird."

"You wanna see your cute hole wrapped around my cock?" bokuto fucks his fingers into him harder now, "you need to watch yourself get fucked by me? See the very moment I pop your tight cherry?"

how was akaashi supposed to respond to any of that,

especially with those rough fingers in him???

bokuto cupped a hand over his mouth to prevent his moans from spilling out, "didn't think you were like that, keiji."

his fingers curled in akaashi and that had him whining against his palm, bokuto was too good at taking him apart.

"I'll need you to stay quiet though, so..." bokuto swiped akaashi's boxers from the floor and happily stuffed them in his mouth, "hang onto those."

akaashi was only disappointed by the empty feeling that came with bokuto's fingers leaving him.

but then.

but then he /saw/ it.

bokuto pushing off his sweats, his massive hard cock bouncing up against his stomach, bokuto tearing the condom open with his teeth.

"Your body wants this bad..."

bokuto teased as he stroked his cock and akaashi wouldn't deny that,

he just spread his legs further.

bokuto grabbed akaashi's phone from the nightstand and pointed it right down at his cock, filming every second that he penetrated his lover's hole.

big, bokuto was so fucking big.

"Taking me so well, just a little more to go, baby."

oh my god he's not done?

oh my god he's not done....

"Gorgeous..."

bokuto ran his finger along akaashi's rim, his fat cock stretching him impossibly wide.

"Wonder how much you can fit in here..."

"... try that later."

the phone was tossed to the side, bokuto took akaashi's hips and grinded into him. akaashi didn't have words to describe anything, his pretty little brain was being fucked out with each hard thrust.

he likes that... he /really/ likes that.

his strong man coming over just to fuck to him? just because akaashi called him here? god he's learning too many things about himself tonight.

bokuto knows the exact spot to hit, he keeps akaashi's hips still so his boyfriend doesn't go bouncing off into the wall,

he has such an intense gaze down on akaashi... how was akaashi supposed to last?

the boxers are pulled away from his mouth and replaced with bokuto's lips as they kiss, he eagerly swallows down his baby's broken moans.

"Good boy, you're /so/ good for me."

his orgasm rolls through him from the tips of his ears to his curled toes, fuck it's a full body experience. he's never. not this hard when he was alone.

bokuto isn't too far behind, filling the condom with akaashi's name heavy on his tongue.

his weight settles on his boyfriend as he slumps down on him. akaashi is definitely being crushed but... its oddly comforting.

"... man, you turn me into something else, Ji."

akaashi softly giggles as bokuto kisses his cheek and neck.

"Happy you gave yourself to me~"

"Of course I would..."

akaashi can sense bokuto's ego inflating and smugness rising, but that only makes akaashi love him more.

//bokuto snuck out at 6:35 am

[wake-uptoreality]

You sit on his broad back as he does push-ups. You almost jumping up as he tirelessly rams his hands up and down on the floor. You mewl as there is not sight of him finishing. getting bored, doing nothing, But holding his shoulders for support. Feeling your legs numb from sitting on him, you try to get off, but he growls every time you try to escape from him.

"Be a good girl and stay still."

-> SAKUSA, Osamu, IWAIZUMI, daichi, aone, KYOTANI, KAGEYAMA, USHIJIMA.

You are underneath him as he gives you a kiss every time he bends down. He gives you like three kisses in one second as his palms unconsciously move to fell your plump lips on his. He is not going to stop anytime soon as you whine that you have a lot of other things to do, but you are trapped in his arms as his muscular tighs press against your legs.

"My legs feel tired, when you are not underneath them"

-> OIKAWA, atsumu, aran, nishinoya, HINATA, BOKUTO, kita, KOMORI.

You are sitting on his legs giving him an access to freely lift himself up. His shirt is off as you have a chance to stare at his toned-up abs. Your lips are in a kissable way. You wanted him to kiss you while doing his work-out, but he being a jerk wanted you to suffer. As he was lifting his body, he would get too close to your face but before you could kiss each other, he would back away, smirking.

"Greedy, are we?"

-> KUROO, SUNA, matsukawa, semi, TSUKISHIMA, yaku, akaashi, hanamaki.

[satantica]

favorite haikyu boys’ body parts of yours

your hands

he envies them. he envies that your hands touch you more than he does but this man goes absolutely crazy about the way they move, the way they grip your face when you’re trying to concentrate, the way they fix your clothes before you two are headed to a date, the way they gently caress him when he has something on the cheek, the way they play with his hair when you’re riding back in taxi.

he lives for the moments before the match when he holds your hands in his as they touch his forehead.

when he sees you nervously squeezing your hands, he would kiss them all over fondly stroking them. he loves holding your hands, feeling that you’re next to him not going anywhere. he loses his mind when you sleepily touch his abs while resting on his shoulder. he can’t focus on anything but the feeling of your hand on his body. he’s afraid that you will go lower and he will lose control. but fortunately you move your hand to his chest as he adorably covers your hand with his and embraces you with his free arm.

SAKUSA KIYOOMI, yamaguchi tadashi, AKAASHI KEIJI, sugawara koushi, ukai keishin, TSUKISHIMA KEI, kita shisuke, OIKAWA TOORU

your thighs

if he could choose his cause of death it definitely would be your thighs around his neck. he really couldn’t think of a hotter thing on Earth. and if you’re wearing shorts, lord, have mercy on this man. he can’t help himself but stare at them as long as you don’t see him do it. and if you ultimately catch him he would embarrassingly look away pretending to be busy. but the cutest thing is that he will take revenge on you. in the morning as you two sit at the table eating breakfast, he would mindlessly hold your thigh and stroke it as he continues scrolling through his phone. knowing that you’re blushing really hard and the feeling of your thigh really turm him on. and later through the day he does everything to distract himself from the thought of how good your thighs would look on his face.

kenma kozume, KAGEYAMA TOBIO, osamu miya, GOSHIKI TSUTOMU, USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI, tsukishima kei, SAWAMURA DAICHI, iwaizumi hajime, BOKUTO KOUTAROU

your hips

the first (not to say his favorite) thing he does in the morning is watching you do breakfast for you two, walking towards you and shamelessly grabbing your hips, pulling you closer to him. as your resist and trying to escape to finish the food, he squeezes your hips harder, feeling your whole body in his full control. he leans over, kisses your cheek and whispers that you are his favorite meal. you laugh and try to continue cooking but this freak keeps holding your hips as his head rests on your shoulder. when you say that breakfast is ready he doesn’t let you go but twists your hips making you turn around and pinning you to the counter. he grins and then whines that he doesn’t want to leave you today for work. when you two finally have eaten, you leave with a bit jiggly walk, he watches you admiring your body and thinking of these hips bouncing on him later tonight.

SUNA RINTAROU, nishinoya yuu, KUROO TETSUROU, tendou satori, TERUSHIMA YUUJI, tanaka ryuunosuke, ATSUMU MIYA, yamamoto taketora, matsukawa issei, UKAI KEISHIN, oikawa tooru

your waist and tummy

it’s his safe space. he denies to sleep on a pillow - only your stomach. you found it weird at first but now you love the warmth of his head resting on you. when you move him to the pillow he whines and refuses to let you go. he holds your tummy and when you turn to the side he embraces your waist and climbing closer to you. he loves going out with you holding your waist effortlessly telling everyone who you belong to. when you two find a quiet place he will turn to you and kiss you slowly while moving his one hand from you waist to your back. when you return home and wash your hands he grabs your tummy with his hand and the other holds you leg. he kisses your neck as his hand trying to explore every inch of your stomach.

kentaro kyotani, BOKUTO KOUTAROU, iwaizumi hajime, HINATA SHOYO, azumane asahi, lev haiba, TENDOU SATORI, TERUSHIMA YUUJI, atsumu miya, SUGAWARA KOUSHI, ushijima wakatoshi , AKAASHI KEIJI

[ughgojo]

—𝐇𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐈 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐊𝐘𝐔𝐔 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 𝐃𝐎

ft: multiple characters

synopsis: haikyuu boys doing thigh clenching things and making me want to smooch their face with my dior lip glow lip gloss.

content warnings: suggestive so like 17+ pls i am begging. some of this can also be considered bare minimum for men irl but those standards don’t apply to these kings here.

notes from the author: i keep telling y’all i’m gonna write something original but that’s not gonna happen right at this moment i’m sawri so enjoy this timeless masterpiece 🙏🏽. reblogs, likes, and comments are appreciated as always. but anyways i revamped this and made it better and less age appropriate lol.

— Such a tease oh my fkn god. Likes to say such condescending shit like “mhm really” or “oh yeah?” in that voice (y’all know the one!) and he does it in the most inopportune times. Likes to whisper it in your ear and watch as your cool demeanour fades quickly.

MATSUKAWA ISSEI, miya atsumu, SUNA RINTAROU, morisuke yaku, TSUKISHIMA KEI, yūji terushima, futakuchi kenji, kenma kozume

— When he’s hot from like workouts or practice or something he’ll put his shirt between his teeth and rub at his abs. Sweat dripping from his face and dripping onto his chest YES PLEASE. He will smirk if you catches you staring at him like sir you good how can I not stare?!

ARAN OJIRO, oikawa tooru, ATSUMU MIYA, iwaizumi hajime, daichi samamura, tanaka ryūnsoke, KUROO TETSURO, BOKUTO KŌTARŌ

— Always smell good. There has never been a time where you’ve been around him and he hasn’t smelled absolutely amazing. Makes you want to keep your face in his chest forever. 

AKAASHI KEIJI, KITA SHINSUKE, aran ojiro, matsukawa issei, SUGAWARA KŌSHI, ushijima wakatoshi, aone takenobu, osamu miya, yamaguchi tadashi, SAKUSA KIYOOMI

— Wearing his sweatpants really low around the house, the GRAY ones and they’re low enough to where you can see the start of his v-line but high enough to tease you. Like there’s no business he should be walking like a little whore respect yourself!!!

OIKAWA TOORU, tsukishima kei, ATSUMU MIYA, osamu miya, asahi azumane, tendou satori, AKINORI KONOHA

— When you’re talking to him he’ll stare at your lips and then he’ll lick his while smiling, before looking away. Knows exactly what he is doing when he does that and he loves to get you flustered because he’s an asshole.

kuroo tetsuro, MATSUKAWA ISSEI, YŪJI TERUSHIMA, tanaka ryūnsoke, semi eita, takahiro hanamaki, ATSUMU MIYA

— Keeping eye contact with you at all times to make sure you know that he’s listening to you. Will never take his eyes off of you. Sometimes his eyes will drift elsewhere because his mind starts to think about other things but nonetheless a respectful king! So he’ll always direct his attention back to you.

AKAASHI KEIJI, yamaguchi tadashi, semi eita, USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI, suna rintarou, aran ojiro, DAICHI SAWAMURA

— Accessorizing and wearing some type of accessory like a chain or some rings with every single outfit, makes them look very well put together. The RINGS on their fingers omg I’m palpitating.

tanaka ryūnsoke, MATSUKAWA ISSEI, SUNA RINTAROU, kyōtani kentarou, aran ojiro, SEMI EITA, kageyama tobio

— Tapping his hands against the steering wheel while driving, will also reverse with his palm. Also for a little razzle dazzle he NEVER takes his hand off your thigh while he’s driving. He keeps it there and thinks he’s slick when his hand travels but he’s not so.

KUROO TETSURO, tsukishima kei, suna rintarou, SAKUSA KIYOOMI, kenjirō shirabu, goshiki tsutomu, NISHINOYA YŪ, hinata shoyo

— Likes to tilt your chin up and give you a peck when you’re mad at him. Or he’ll come up behind you and give you little kisses on your neck and stuff and will probably be like “lemme make it up to you baby?” and it’s just like ILL NEVER GET MAD AT YOU AGAIN SEXY!!!

SUNA RINTAROU, MATSUKAWA ISSEI, atsumu miya, takahiro hanamaki, kuroo tetsurō

[rinsoap]

haikyuu men as my icks bc i hate these men sm 👎

inspired by missmeinyourbones !! / not an x reader.

talks in a baby voice bc his mom didnt give him enough attention (me fr) and u feel bad but its literally so bad that u cant help but audibly groan everytime he refers to himself in third person bc "baby wants cuddies 😣"

bokuto... oikawa (on his worst days). lev (ugh i hate lev 👎) kuroo (bokuto rubbed off on him 🙁) asahi.

acts like a mean middle school boy, absolutely ABUSES the laughing cat emoji "thats tuff buddy 😹💀" like STOP IT. he'll jump to touch the door frame or even worse do that stupid fucking thing where he clings onto the door frame and leans his torso forward but his feet stay? why r u built like a bracket ) ???? refuses to wear anything but shorts and a tshirt even if its snowing. he will literally be shivering and is still like "its fine im not weak 😒" and pls do not get me started on the mouth breathing.......

tanaka. atsumu (but he grew out of it eventually!) i am trying to have hope. hinata.

the most pretentious man u will ever meet. he thinks his poetry is groundbreaking but theyre all haikus and all of them can be summed up by "i was the poem..... but she couldnt read 😣💔🥀" like who r u even talking ab ur single ass has one ex from third grade ❌ tries so hard to be witty but is just corny man like wdym u can quote "sniff out a fake nirvana fan anywhere" ????? he will hype up this "underground" song that the "tiktok mob" hasn't "gotten" yet and its why'd you only call me when you're high by arctic monkeys ?

both miya twins..... oikawa. tsukishima (he is of course a fucking prick). semi i rly dont want to believe this but deep down i KNOW. kyotani. kenma.

has the WORSTT fashion sense like he has zero sense of style. im talking fitted sweats or the sweats that are baggy in the crotch area but super skinny and fitted on the legs. he wears full on tech fleece or those ugly fake bape hoodies and calls it y2k like babe....... and what makes it worse is that he's a fashion SNOB. he is insufferable like he thinks he is so cool and has no idea he looks SO BAD 😭

TERUSHIMA (have u even seen him oh my GOD). atsumu (but he actually did grow out of it bc u would not let him live it down). nishinoya. kindaichi... i am so sorry for this but kuroo 🙁

he cannot clean himself for shit 😭😭 like he showers but he just straight up does not wash his ass "but the water runs down it so ???" like it is surprising he even knows what a loofa is. uses one of those dumb ass "8 in 1" IK ur not using ur "shampoo" to wash ur body ❌❌ and his fingernails r always dirty u have no idea how bc whenever u ask he just says "i dont know how they get like thaaat im sooo clean!! 🥺" u already know there's one lie in that sentence its a good bet its ALL a lie.

daichi (it was such a shock tbh but he absolutely ABUSES 3 in 1). atsumu maybe he is a walking ick. terushima (are we surprised?) kenma (he's a gamer duhh). mattsun (until the entire team bullied him for it W seijoh fr 🙏)

[iwaizumis-bitch]

Hiii, if you're down to do a request, could you maybe do something involving haikyuu characters being drunk at a party? I'm open to it being either for a specific character who may turn into a completely different person when alcohol comes into play (e.g. Asahi, Akaashi, Daichi, Tsukki) or having it be more of a multiple-character type of thing lol (e.g. who get horny and convince s/o to cockwarm them in the middle of the party, who gets super clingy to their s/o, who gets way too drunk and does something dangerous/reckless, etc) I'm really open to your ideas + interpretation of this request so feel free to do what you want with it :) lol sorry if this request seems like a mess

i love this!!! tysm for the idea :}

when they’re drunk

content warnings; fluff, public sex, pet names [baby, princess], drunk sex, all characters are aged up, drunk idiots, body shots, I WENT CRAZY THE LAST ONE LMAO

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clingy and sleepy

ok here we have the guys who knock themselves out within 45 minutes of drinking and dancing. they’ll slide up to you in the booth, grumbling about their headache and plopping their head in your lap. they turn into such whiny babies when they’re drunk!! he’ll pout if you stop playing with his hair for like two seconds because u wanted a drunk 🙄🙄 and also don’t forget the ‘baby can we go homeee’, every five minutes even though you got there literally an hour ago!!!! sigh,, you eventually slug him over your shoulder, taking him out to the car and strapping him in his seatbelt. he grins to himself when you kiss his forehead, looking him in the eyes. maybe the whole ‘pretend-to-be-drunk-to-get-y/n-affection’ idea his friend had told him about wasn’t that bad.

suna, atsumu, bokuto

horny and needy

he knew u wanted to have fun tonight, and he wanted you to! you just looked really, really good in that dress. ‘hi baby!’, you smiled, sliding onto his lap drunkenly. ‘princess..’, he sighed, tipsy himself, hands immediately sliding around your hips to press you down against his cock. ‘keep me warm for a few minutes, yeah?’

he wished he wasn’t drunk, so he could remember how fucking good your pussy felt around him. most of the guests were to drunk to notice that your panties had be pooled down to your ankles, and you were warming your boyfriends cock. you sighed shakily into his neck, trying not to squirm around as his perfect dick hit every edge of your walls. you were both too busy trying not to move, that you didn’t notice the eyes of his best friend on the both of you, erection straining against his jeans.

oikawa, osamu, tsukishima

reckless and attention seeking

he tried not to get drunk too often, but it was a special occasion tonight and you promised you wouldn’t drink so you could drive him home, so he let loose. you were in some club, talking at the bar with one of your friends, when you felt an abrupt shake behind. you. you turned around, faced with your boyfriend kneeling on the ground. ‘i tripped’, he laughed, getting up and wrapping his arms around you. you shoved him away, nose scrunching up. ‘you drink! c’mon, we’re going home’, you tell him, grabbing his wrist. ‘nooo!’, he whined, stopping you. ‘let’s stay a bit longer, it’s just getting started!’, he whooped. you sighed, you really are dating a man child, huh? you swear you had closed your eyes for a second, but when you opened them, you could not find your boyfriend anywhere. you cursed to yourself, getting out your phone to try call or text him, rolling your eyes when you saw it was dead. only then did you hear the obnoxious cheering from the bar. you shuffled over, trying to look over the crowd of people, and you reminded yourself to never let him get drunk again.

lying back down on the bar was your boyfriend, shirt over his head and abs on display as he smirked at you. ‘we’re going home’, you tried desperately, tugging on his wrist. ‘i’ll take you home if you take a shot off my body’, he winked teasingly, half joking with the lime between his teeth. you sighed, looking at the bartender and nodding. he quickly reached under the bar, grabbing the salt shaker and twisting it, letting the flakes fall onto his neck. you grabbed the shot glass, trying to ignore the screaming of all the fellow bar goers, as you carefully poured the liquid below his navel, just where his jeans ended. you could feel him tense beneath your hot mouth slurped up the alcohol, holding it in your mouth and moving up to his neck. you licked a slow stripe where the salt was, and moved to his mouth. your lips barely grazed his as you squeezed the lime with your teeth, pulling away and swallowing. the bar cheered as you looked at him with hazed eyes, wiping the your mouth with the back of your hand. ‘we’re going home now.’

TENDOU, kuroo, matsukawa

please, he knows better than to get drunk in public

iwa, ushijima, akaashi

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nsfw alphabet ☆ a k. bokuto birthday special

Koutarou Bokuto is an adorable, hulking baby boi with the sweetest soul. His heart is made of sugar and sunshine, and he gives the best hugs. He is love on legs, he is precious and must be protected at all costs. He walks into the room and you smile in spite of yourself. Best birthday wishes for the best birthday boy. 🦉♡

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

omg Bo is such a sweetheart? 🥺 He’s so amazing about aftercare, but he’s also such a softie you’ll have to look after him just as much as he takes care of you. Even if he was the Dom/top. ESPECIALLY if he was the Dom/top! He feels so bad about hurting you, esp if he leaves marks. Poor bb boy will be curled up in a fetal position repeating over and over again how sorry he is. Pls hold him and assure him that you’re okay?

B = Body part (favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His - his butt lol. I meannnn he do be walking around with a lotta cake. 💁🏼‍♀️ He’s also quite proud of his pretty golden eyes and his glorious abs. 😮‍💨

Yours - I think Bo likes your legs the most? He’s always telling you how sexy they are. He can scarcely sit within arm’s reach of you without putting a hand on one of your legs. ALWAYS kisses the insides of your thighs before growling “itadakimasu” and eating your pussy so good. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Loooooves to give you creampies! Loves to cum in your mouth, but more than anything he loves knowing you’re stuffed with his cream filling. Other than that, his loads are kinda average? Cums a normal amount, but his jizz is a little more clear than white?

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Bo kinda feels like a creep for doing this so he hopes you never find out, but…he loves to sniff your panties while he jacks off. Picture him lying on the bed with a recently worn pair of your cute little undies covering half his face, jerking his huge cock with one hand while tugging on his balls with the other. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I feel like Bo gets laid A LOT in college. It’s kinda sad tho bc he’s honestly not trying to? Girls look at him and think he’s hoe-ish and so a lot of them fuck him thinking that’s all he wants. I think he gets his heart broken quite a few times bc of this. Stupid bitches. 😒 But then he met you and you saw him for who he really is - a sweet man with a huge heart and a tremendous amount of love to give who just wants the same in return and he TREASURES you for it. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Cowgirl. Bo gets soooo turned on watching you use his body for pleasure. Loves watching your titties bounce and the faces you make when you ride him. When your legs get tired, he pulls you down to his chest and pistons into you from below with so much force your eyes roll back when you cum on him. Also he likes to fuck you while standing just bc he can. He’s so strong and big, honey, idc how heavy you think you are, your man’s got you okay?

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

It’s Bokuto, okay? He can be serious and tries to be for the most part. But you knew going into this what a himbo he is and he does occasionally say or do something that makes you laugh. He’s so big (everywhere) that he accidentally kicked a lamp off your nightstand trying to change positions. Speaking of positions, his adventurous ass always wants to try the weirdest ones even though he gets stuck in them half the time. One time when he was really drunk, you’d just gone down on him and when you kissed him afterwards, he said, “Gross! Your mouth tastes like my penis!” Then there was the time y’all were going at it doggystyle and when he finished you were laying down with your head near the edge of the bed. Well, Bo’s brilliant ass thought he’d look cool climbing over your head to go to the bathroom but his foot slipped and he ended up doing a sideways backflip off the bed. It sounded like a whole horse falling down a flight of stairs. But the best part was that on his way down he yelled, “HeLp My NuTs!!!” (I can’t with this man.)

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Check it, okay one time he got drunk and tried to make the carpet match the drapes 🤦🏼‍♀️ and got chemical burn on his dick. He came running out of the bathroom, dick flapping, screaming about his cock and balls being on fire bc he got hair bleach on ‘em. Akaashi happened to be there and laughed so hard he cried. Bo got mad and was all “stop laughing, asshole, and take me to the emergency room!” I mean, it healed and he’s fine now but he’ll never try to frost his pube tips again. He keeps ‘em trimmed up nice and neat; likes how it feels and how it makes him look bigger than he already is. 👀

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He is the sweetest ever! Bo gets so swept up in the moment, he’ll hold your hands and kiss your knuckles one by one while he tells you how much he loves and cherishes you; how you’re the most amazing woman he’s ever met, how beautiful you are, how lucky he is to be your man and he just wants to make you happy so you’ll never ever leave him. All while rolling his powerful hips against you. But he doesn’t come off as cheesy at all. You can even see the tears in his eyes sometimes. Mans is so in love with you he doesn’t know what to do with himself. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He will sometimes, but he’s usually either too busy, too tired, or already fucking you into the mattress. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Two words: Praise kink! Bo’s a switch - he likes being a little submissive for you sometimes. Demand that he get on all fours and lick your pussy and he’ll lose his damn mind. Praise him for being such a well-behaved boy and so damn good at pleasing you and he’ll be in a puddle at your feet. Blindfold him too. Wondering what you’re gonna do next will have chills running up and down his spine. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Basically anywhere? Bo’s just happy to be fucking you at all. Ultimately though I think he prefers the bedroom bc it’s the most comfortable and you can both be as loud as you want. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Kiss him on his naked back and he’ll turn around and pin you against the nearest surface. Trace your finger down his chest and he’ll pull you into his lap. And if you give his bare tummy a few soft kisses? Gods help you, he’s rock hard in seconds. Kisses in general turn him on. Like, if you give him a handjob during a makeout session, there’s a 1710% chance he’s cumming around your hand while knitting his brow and moaning into your mouth. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Degradation is a no-go for Bo. Anything that causes pain. If you’re into pain, Bo might not be the guy for you. About the most you can expect from him would be a hard slap on the ass, but he’s really careful about it. He knows his strength and you DO NOT want the full power of his ace hand. Have you SEEN him spike?? 😫 He’ll pull your hair a little. He might nibble or lightly scrape his teeth against your skin, but nothing that would hurt.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes getting blowjobs as much as the next guy but eating pussy is something of a specialty of his. He cannot get enough of hearing your moans and whimpers and sighs of his name as he wears you down like a feed bag, esp since your pussy tastes so goddamn sweet. Bo is quite talented with his tongue. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Whatever you want. If you don’t voice a preference much depends on his mood. If he’s in good spirits or has a lot of energy he’s more apt to fuck you hard and fast. If he’s tired or in Emo Mode™️ he’s more likely to go slow and sensual bc he needs to be close to you. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Bo’s all for quickies! He’d prefer to take his time with you and all, but if he can sneak you into the locker room before/after a match when no one else is in there, or early in the morning as you’re trying to head out the door, or in your apartment between classes, he won’t hesitate to try and fuck you if you’re both in the mood. And why wouldn’t you be? Have you seen this beast? 🥵😮‍💨

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Experimental, yes. As mentioned before, Bo is sexually adventurous. He’s always down for trying new positions, toys, places. He’s down for public sex as long as it’s not just blatantly out in the open in broad daylight or a crowded place.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Bo can go for two rounds, max, then he’s down for the count. He lasts a while; if you go for more than one round you’re looking at 1-1.5 hrs, including a brief refractory period. He usually doesn’t last more than 20-30 mins the first round, but if he gets hard again he can go for almost another hour after that. Trust, honey, your man will not leave you wanting either way. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I don’t see him having toys of his own, but if you do he loves to use them on you. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Bo’s not v good at teasing bc he gets so worked up trying to delay your gratification and caves too easily. He just needs to stuff you full of his aching cock already. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Lol. It’s Bo. He’s not great at volume control. Everything about how he fucks is loud - the bed is loud, the sound of his damp skin slapping against yours is loud, you’re loud bc jfc he piledrives that fat cock of his into you so good, and ofc HE is loud. Loves talking dirty during sex, telling you how sexy you sound screaming his name like that; praising you for taking his cock so damn well. And when he cums? Hope you didn’t leave a window open sis bc the whole damn neighborhood’s gonna know he’s about to bust a fat nut! People going for walks just sighing like “the Bokutos are at it again 🙄”. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Bo would be down for a threesome IF you wanted to. If not, he can absolutely do without it; he’s just putting it out there. Another female, another male, doesn’t matter to him. He’s down for whatever; it’s all up to you. I don’t see him being polyamorous tho. Fucking is one thing, but no way in hell would he be able to share your heart with someone else. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

No less than 8”, fight me. Probably 9”+. Above average in girth, but not a coke can cock like Daichi’s, js. I also feel like Bo got his dick pierced (frenum would be hot) on a dare or he lost a bet. His cock is fair-skinned, pale with a bright pink tip and a couple of thick veins. Ugh, my mouth is watering, hold a bitch back. 😩😤

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Honey. Baby girl. Sweetheart. It’s Tuesday and if you’ve only fucked your man 4 times this week, he’s hurting rn and you need to go find him wherever he is and jump his bones. He’s probably worrying that he said or did something wrong or that you’re losing interest in him. I mean, look at you! 😍 Of course he wants to get on that and get his dick wet as often as you’ll let him. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Bo cums and it’s lights out ngl sis. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Unless he’s up for another round, chances are he’s falling asleep during pillowtalk. Hate to say it, but he has even fallen asleep DURING sex after a particularly tiring/busy day. And if he was on top? Oh gods. You’re just fighting for air and slapping him on the shoulder, talkin bout “BO! WAKE UP! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU FUCKING FELL ASLEEP!” And he’s just there like surprised with his eyes nearly crossing in exhaustion looking up at you with a pouty frown. “Msosorrybabe mjussosleepy” while rolling off of you. But you smile and kiss him, stroking his limp hair, still damp from his shower earlier. And you whisper, “I love you, Bo.” “N’Iloveyoutoo, baby, so damn mu-“ and just like that he’s out cold, curled up like the big baby owl he is in your arms as you strain to reach all the way around his massive shoulders. “Happy birthday, baby,” you hum, lips that taste like him curling into a smile as he snores softly beside you. 

[simpforanyanimeguywithdarkhair]

HOT THINGS HAIKYUU BOYS DO

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#genre: Uh idek… fluff I guess with a dribble of sex appeal.

#includes: many boys

#Warning: none , there’s nothing explicit just suggestive

#Note: This was supposed to be straight up just innocent PG shit but I can’t help myself so there’s a sprinkle of 12A :) so Minors proceed with caution

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Ushijima: Watching this man drive is better than sex. When reversing he’s got his arm around the back of your seat and his head turned back so you can see the sharp angle of his jaw. He turns the wheel with one palm, and you find yourself getting lost in the way the rings on his fingers accentuate the veins in his hands, the only thing that snaps you out of it is his other hand squeezing your thigh and him turning to ask if you’re okay.

Kuroo: The smirk. This cocky bastard knows what it does to you. It’s a slow sly smirk with low lidded eyes and his tongue poking the inside of his cheek as he watches you get flustered. To make things worse he’ll slowly walk towards you while looking you up and down and put the back of his hand on your cheek and make a comment about how hot you feel, “I didn’t know I affected you this much kitten” he’ll lowly chuckle and you’ll swat his hand away while telling him to shut up.

Osamu: Whenever he’s behind you he’ll place his hands on your waist and squeeze then chuckle when you jump. He just loves having his hands on you and having you close to him at all times. He’ll slowly snake his arm around your waist and pull you to his side so you’re flush against him, often your back flush with his chest so he can easily lean down and whisper in your ear.

Akashi: This man is so in love with you. Hates and I mean hates when people talk over you, like the audacity! Will glare at them not so subtly, so they can get the hint and be quiet and then look over at you with the softest look in his eyes and tell you to continue with a little smile because he wants you to know that he’s always listening to you and that he cares.

Sakusa: After a long grueling work out, he’ll stretch so he’s not so sore the next day and you find your eyes glued to all of him. He’ll lift his arms up and spread them wide so the bottom of his shirt lifts a little so you can just make out his abs and happy trail. You find your eyes following the path of his happy trail until his voice snaps you out of your daze, “What you looking at?” “uuuh… nothing” busted. He’ll look at you weirdly and then just shrug but what ends up killing you is when he lifts his shirt to wipe the sweat off his brows and you get a full look at his toned, sculpted chest and stomach. You walk off to start a cold shower.

Bokuto: He always finds his fingers running through his hair because he can never style it right and will pout while looking at you, but you’re too busy enjoying the view of his tousled hair and beefy arms that flex every time his hands run through his hair. Will ask you if it looks okay but you’ll lie and say it needs to be fixed a little more just so you can watch his biceps stretch the fabric of his shirt, “Can’t you just do it for me babe…babe?” “wh-what?”

Diachi: Daddy Diachi. Every time he wears a suit, he always rolls the sleeves of his dress shirt up, so you get an eyeful of his tan arms that are adorned with a Rolex and the veins that snake up his arms. Will loosen his tie and unbutton a few of the top buttons which draws your eyes to his chest, his chest that looks so tight and uncomfortable in that shirt that you just want to do him a favour and unbutton every button and peel it off his back. But that’s for his case, you’re doing him the favour…it’s definitely not for your benefit.

Suna: Eye contact. The king of maintaining eye contact and it always throws you off because it never falters and if it does it’s so his eyes can flicker down to your lips then straight back to your eyes. Will always subtly smirk when you stutter or trip over your words and will lowly tell you to “take your time princess, I’m all ears”. However, when he’s not teasing you, he’ll have the softest look in his eyes as he listens to you talk because your voice is like a prayer, washing his sins away.

Meian: *Profusely starts sweating*. When he’s sitting down, he’ll lean his head back and let out a low groan. His whole neck will be exposed, and your eyes follow his Adams apple as it bobs and you mentally trace his jawline. He’ll be breathing all heavy which takes your mind to a not so holy place, and you’ll physically have to shake yourself out of it. But what you can’t see is his soft smirk and little lip bite as he watches you get all hot and bothered, that’s the whole reason he does it ;)

 ༺♡༻ Honorary mentions:

Iwaizumi man spreads and has his hands slowly rubbing the length of his thighs (that Chris Evans video). Oikawa will repost all your posts to his socials and hype you up and brag to everyone how lucky he is. Tsukishima, now with him it’s not something he does but it’s just ✨him✨… he smells so fucking good, without fail he will have heads turning and the other boys asking him what he wears, and he’ll just throw them a cocky smirk and tell them it’s his “natural scent” (it’s his brothers cologne lmao). Kita has a habit of saying your name when he talks to you, will just slip it in there randomly and will catch you off guard but for some reason it’s just so hot.

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Kuroo Tetsuro boyfriend headcanons

𝑨/𝒏: 𝑺𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝑲𝒖𝒓𝒐𝒐'𝒔 𝒃𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒇𝒆𝒘 𝒅𝒂𝒚𝒔, 𝒊 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒂𝒃𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒂𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒇 ☻︎ 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒚𝒂'𝒍𝒍 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒊𝒕!

𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: 𝑵𝒐����𝒆, 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒍𝒖𝒇𝒇 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒌

𝑺𝒂𝒌𝒖𝒔𝒂'𝒔 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕 || 𝑲𝒆𝒏𝒎𝒂'𝒔 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕

-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎

I feel like Kuroo would love to spoil you with gifts, like if he catches you looking at something at a shop, he'll buy it to you right away (kinda cute tho).

He knows how to cook, and the food he makes is actually fricking good, even though he says it tastes like shit.

Has a good sense of fashion and would 100% go shopping with you, doesn't even mind holding your bags and purse.

He's a literal crackhead when he's with Bokuto, but a softie and polite when he's with you.

He once (accidentally) walked in your room while you were changing, and i feel like he got shy and mumbled a sorry and then left the room. He isn't as cocky and flirty as you thought, hes a little more shy when he's with you and no one can change my mind.

He flirts but not too much.

If you feel insecure a out your body, he'd probably cuddle the shit out of you and kiss you everywhere. He thinks you look perfect, so he doesn't even understand why you're so insecure.

If you ask him to do your makeup, he'll do it. Once he messed it up, but fixed it and the result was very good.

He has a good sense of humor, but sometimes his jokes are terrible.

You adopted a little cat, and cuddled it too. Once the cat was in your lap, and he wanted to kiss you, so the cat became furios and scratched his cheek.

Always helps you with schoolwork, especially chemistry. You once got a higher grade than him and then found him screaming in his yard.

Loves doing your hair, because he said it's relaxing (you prolly think his touch is comforting so you never refuse).

Loves going on restaurant dates with you.

If you're from another country, he'd want to learn your language and the culture. If you have an accent it's a plus.

You watch a lot of movies together, and sometimes end up crying because the movie was too sad.

Loves it when you admire his muscles and sixpack. You were once touching his abs, and then you saw him blushing, like a lot (he looked like a fricking tomato).

He once met your parents, and they really liked him. Your mom even told you that you got lucky having a hot looking man like him, and then you blushed and Kuroo laughed at you. And then your dad walked him to a corner and told him that if he does anything bad to you, he'll break his kneecaps. Kuroo looked more scared that he ever was in his life.

-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎-🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎

𝑨/𝒏: 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒍𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊 𝒅𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒐 𝒘𝒉𝒚 (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) .