#bonejaw

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Steve: Hey, I've been to France

Eddie: Ooh, I've picked up a bit of French

Steve: Oh really?

Eddie: Bone-jaw

Dustin: That is not French

[skellysystem]

ITS MY BIRTHED DAY WOOOOOOOO

shoutout to monthra

[incorrect-narumayo-quotes]

Maya: Bonejaw!

Phoenix: What?

Maya: Bonejaw.

Phoenix: Huh?

Maya: It’s french for “hello”, dumbass.

[byelmaoo]

Bokuto: bonejaw

Kuroo: huh

Bokuto: bonejaw

Kuroo: what the fuck are you trying to say

Bokuto: it means ‘hello’ in french!

Kuroo:

[sabakos]

I don't want to be masculine at all but there are plenty of masculine people I would consider attractive. But I think that "masculinity" to some people just means "ugly as shit" and I don't understand why? I want to look at pretty people without their clothes on doing stuff together but often especially in heterosexually oriented productions the guy looks like they failed the casting call for Ogre #3 in the live-action remake of Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. I'm not picky either, you could probably take any random guy off the street, teach them some basic hygiene, give them a shower and it would be so much of an improvement over Shrek BoneJaw III.

Has someone come up with a theory for this? At this point I don't even want a convincing explanation, a bullshit one about the patriarchy will do.

[wzrdkllr]

another ref, wow!

human bonejaw. i bet his name is like humphrey or some stupid shit. he’s old.

[vodmod]

Travis looks so proud when Caleb gives his fake name as Phillip

[lyravellas]

The legendary heroes Vox Machina, consisting of:

Bertrand Bell

Vex’ahlia

Pâté de Rolo

Frog Bonejaw

Keyleth

A dead guy

[maggotaddict]

"I'm keeping you around. Things get any worse, I'll use you as bait." 

indie tank dempsey, written by caitlin, established october 2017. anti-nazi- all american marine.

[just-call-me-angel]

Little Miss Loser Tag List

If you want to be tagged at the end of my fic updates for Little Miss Loser please comment below and ill add you to the taglist for this fic. There will be seperate posts for each fic which I will link on my master list!

Current Tag list

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People I can't tag will be blue and in bold font

[gabrielleragusi]

2020 book covers

This year I had the chance to work on several fantasy book covers for first time authors and old ones!

As you might know I’m an avid reader, so here’s a list of books I’ve worked on for my fellow bookworms :D

War on the Gods: Limited Edition Box Set

Andy and Zoey are two normal teenagers living in the modern day—that is, until they’re knocked unconscious in a freak storm sweeping the United States.

When they wake up, the world they know has been tossed away. Their city is in ruins, strange creatures walk the earth, and worst of all, everyone is gone. 

Goodreads - Amazon - Instagram

Stephen Rayne, a boy abandoned by his parents at a young age, finds himself holding a strange black box on the day of his eighteenth birthday. A gift from his father and mother who now live in the world beyond the shadows of Earth. Without a say, Stephen is ripped away from his quiet life and thrust into the face of his father, the King’s, tyranny.

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Inspired by the tales of his grandfather, a hyena named Henry Bonejaw aspires to become a knight. He leaves his island home for Pangea, a massive continent divided into various kingdoms. His journey directs him to Berdsivew, where his grandfather once served.

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Five hundred years after the Greek gods destroyed the modern world, Syrena, Daughter of Poseidon, lives under the gods' tyrannical rule. However, a centuries-old prophecy says a war will be waged on them.

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Ali McMillian almost drowned. It wasn’t a run-of-the-mill accident either; a large horse jumped out of the lake and dragged her under. If it hadn’t been for Leigh Hart, it might have succeeded. She was content to chalk the incident up to a delusion, except creatures are stalking her from the shadows. Someone wants her dead, but why?

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A town like Twilight Peak, Wyoming has a lot of urban legends, all of which have always fascinated young Ryan Myers. After an overly stressful day at school, Ryan returns home, where a series of strange events drag him into the very world he studies from the safety of the pages in his books.

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Twenty-one-year-old Daniella Reilly always believed that her mother’s tales were nothing but fiction. But when she is taken to Seattle by her long-time friends, Madison, Derrick and Masen, Daniella meets people that she had been told did not exist. That is when she realizes that her mother’s stories of monsters and magic might actually be true.

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Aris Sell has returned to Nevar with a plan, one that will change how the entire Exuro Empire operates. But she is instead sent to the war's front lines to find and kill the Mad Queen. A Thrax general with such a title will not be defeated easily, however, and while soldiers bleed upon the surface of Sobek, something has begun to stir deep in a forest hidden from the Known Galaxy's eyes.

Amazon - Instagram

As for me, you can find me on

Goodreads - Instagram - ArtStation - My website

[hearts-hunger]

this is an odd way to do this but since tumblr is being so awful about tagging people, here's a little post for everyone that tumblr didn't let me tag to say that the next chapter of no strings attached is here!

@thefleetofdreams @alex-powers @gretavanbri @mtjoi @bonejaws @frickin-bats @the-chaotic-cow @livieweasley @loganrwebb @h-e-l-l-o-s @cherrycolawhip @lilcuutiee @almost-a-ladybug @sierraahhhh @eeeloraaa @ultimate-sdmn-trash @loopylemmings @gretavanflowerpower @loofypoofy @snidneycrabby @gaby-gvf@oskea93 @myownparadise96 @alphabetsalad @streamsofstardust @callmebymym @mannick @mountain-in-springtime @dannythedog @angelbabyivy @bluebonnet-sonnets @brooke-gvf @streamsofstardust @starlight-scully

[skellysystem]

it actually makes me a little nauseous knowing that Natsume's VA thinks that Japanese accents are so "unpleasant"

[toadandtails]

incorrect swsh

im bored so here y’all. it is mostly bopshipping cause im trash. 

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Hop: British mfs getting jumped be like;

Hop: “Unhand me!”

Bede: you’rE BRITISH YOU FUCKING DOLT-

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Bede: help me im drowning

Hop: eat the water

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Marnie: ‘ello

Hop: bonejaw

Marnie: what?

Hop: bonejaw

Marnie: ?!?!!?!

Hop: It’s French for hello dumbass

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Sonia: Hey is this whiskey or perfume?

Leon: *grabs and chugs it*

Leon: perfume

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Raihan: Leon!

Leon: what?

Raihan: you kicked me in your sleep!

Leon: who ever said I was sleeping?

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Leon: Never give up!

Raihan: Don’t lose focus!

Milo: Do your best!

Piers: Murder is okay

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*not with the characters but still goes. also yes I said this*

Hop: “This is your first ever Pokemon battle!”

Me: tch, like I HAVEN’T thrown hands with a Wooloo...

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Marnie: Bede, are you big spoon are little spoon?

Bede: I’m a knife. 

Hop, from across the room: He’s little spoon!

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Bede, pointing to Oliva: dis’ a winner

Bede, pointing to Victor: dis’ a hero

Bede, pointing to Hop: dis’ a cutie

Bede, pointing to Marnie: dis’ a celebrity

Bede, pointing to Allister: dis’ a baby

Bede, pointing to himself: disappointment

Everyone: nO-

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Marnie: Why are you all packed up?

Hop: Oh! I’m just visiting Leon in Hammerlocke.....

Marnie, pulling a detective: I saw you set your phone directions to Ballonlea, you wear casual clothes when visiting Leon, Leon is at home right now, you’re blushing.

Marnie: You’re visiting Bede. Just say it. We both know I’m r-

Hop: OKAY FINE YEA I’M SEEING BEDE FOR THE WEEK CHILL

Marnie: Called it

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Bede: why are you single?

Hop: cause i have a strict brother

Hop: why are you single?

Bede: cause you have a strict brother. 

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Sonia and Nessa: *calmly sitting on the teacup ride*

Raihan and Leon: *screaming and spinning it so hard that the teacup falls off the ride*

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Allister: d-do any s-sounds annoy you,,,,?

Bea: like real sounds or imaginary sounds?

Allister: w-what do you mean by i-imaginary sounds?

Bea: spider wearing flip flops

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Bede, motioning to a white board: observe 

White board: *100% amazing, 75% loyal to Opal, 25% totally not gay for Hop*

Hop: *blushing*

Marnie: .............. 

Victor: heY THAT EQUALS 200%!

Bede: i’M TWICE THE MAN YOU’LL EVER BE!

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Marnie: Hey, Hop, how are you?

Hop: *looking feral af*

Marnie: dude what happened?

Hop: i mixed Redbull with coffee and i can see sound

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Sonia, holding Nessa bridal style: *calm chatter*

Raihan, carrying Leon like a sack of potatoes over his shoulder: *running and screaming* 

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ok bye

[evermoreholland]

Happy Wife, Happy Life - Harrison Osterfield

Pairing: Harrison Osterfield x Reader

Warnings: fluff, mentions of sex and pregnancy

Word count: 1.4k

A/n: Requested by @just-a-littlebit-of-everything: “A request if thats cool 😁 casual relationship fluff with Harrison. Maybe just domestic bliss at home together? Idk thats vague but let your ideas sore!” I changed it up, but I hope I did your request justice :)

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Harrison enjoyed being an actor. It was a dream of his ever since he was young. It took him a while to branch off and take on different roles, but eventually his career took off, leaving him with plenty of new opportunities. More importantly, he met you. You were a school teacher and Harrison had no idea how he had the pleasure of meeting you, but he did. From the moment Harrison first laid eyes on you he was captivated by your remarkable presence. You had a good heart and you were giving. You eventually gave your heart to Harrison. Then, you got married.

Being married to an actor had its ups and downs. You loved Harrison with every fiber of your being, but it was hard letting him go for a new role. You treasured the moments you spent together, because he usually had to leave soon after.

Harrison had been home for about a month now, and you were ecstatic. He wanted to make time for you and he wanted to spend time with his beautiful wife. And that’s where you are now. You were sound asleep holding onto Harrison. It never mattered where the both of you were, being in each other’s arms felt like your safe place.

It was Sunday and Harrison woke up first due to the sun shining directly into his eyes. He then realized that he had left the blinds open from the day before. Harrison turned his gaze towards the digital clock by your bedside table and it read 7:58 AM. He shuffled around a bit trying to fall asleep. He wasn’t able to leave the bed due to your tight grasp around his middle. His shuffling eventually woke you up. You stirred around and began rubbing your eyes.

“I’m sorry. Did I wake you darling?” Harrison asked as you removed your arms from around him and laid down on your back.

“If it wasn’t you it was probably the sun. It’s so bright,” you said quietly, voice coated with tiredness.

“It was definitely the suns fault.” Harrison chuckled.

“Sure thing, husband.” You giggle. You yawned as you turned back to face him, looking into his crystal blue eyes. Harrison’s eyes always shined bright, especially when the sun was out.

“Your yawn is adorable, wife,” he said as he moved some stray hairs away from your face. “I can’t believe we actually got married.” He still couldn’t believe that you agreed to marry him a little over a year ago.

“Yeah, you’re annoying and you wake me up too early on my day off,” you teased.

Harrison looked back at the clock and said, “Y/n, it’s 8:00 in morning.“

“Too early,” you mumbled. One of the things you disliked about your job was waking up early to make it to the school building on time. Saturdays were when you worked on your lesson plans, so Sundays were your time to relax.

“Wanna go back to sleep, angel?” Harrison asked gently, stroking your hair while you moved closer to his chest. The loud yawn that came from your mouth answered his question, so he pulled you closer and you both drifted off back into slumber.

You both slept for another two hours in each other’s arms. You woke up to the sound of one of your phones ringing. You were first awake and realized it was your phone. You saw that your sister was calling and you picked it up, Harrison now awake.

“Hello?” You answered groggily. You looked over your shoulder to see the time. 10:04 AM.

“Hey Y/n. Do you and Harrison want to come for lunch at around 12:30?” Your sister, Arabella asked. Arabella was your older sister and she was married with two gorgeous daughters. You looked towards your husband and he mouthed a ‘yes’, already hearing the conversation. Harrison loved Arabella’s husband, Joshua and they got along really well.

“We would love too. What should we bring?” You asked.

“I was thinking some of your chocolate chip cookies that the girls love. Do you mind?”

“Not at all. We will see you soon,” you said and your sister said her goodbyes and hung up.

“Let’s get the day started, yeah?” Harrison said as he made his way out of bed, reaching for your hand to pull you up.

You both went to the bathroom to do your business and then proceeded to brush your teeth together, just like you did every morning since Harrison has been home. After that, you washed your face and made your way to your closet to pick out your outfits for the day.

“Can we match?” Harrison asked half-jokingly, half not.

“Absolutely not,” you said as you picked up your favorite dress from the hanger. Harrison picked out shorts and a polo and you both got dressed.

“Let’s go bake some cookies!” Harrison exclaimed after his clothes and shoes were on. He was such a little kid at heart, but you adored him. Harrison picked you up and ran with you to the kitchen. He placed you down and you immediately got to work.

“You need any help?” Harrison offered.

“I don’t want you burning our house down, my darling husband,” you said as you rummaged through the cabinets to get out all of the ingredients you needed.

“Alright, angel,” Harrison said as he went to sit at one of the barstools by the counter so he could look at you while you baked. You prepared the cookie dough fairly quickly and were able to get the cookies in the oven at a good time that you wouldn’t be in a rush. Once you put the tray in the oven, Harrison hopped off of the bar stool and came towards you to give you a hug.

“You’re the best wife I could ever ask for,” Harrison said in appreciation, while holding you close.

“And you’re the best husband,” you replied. Harrison grabbed his phone from his pocket and began to play some music. The two of you swayed around the kitchen together, enjoying each other’s company. A few minutes pass and your oven timer went off, letting you know that the cookies are finished. You let go of Harrison to get the cookies but Harrison steps in front of you, getting them out of the oven for you. He turned off the oven and got the cookies out and even placed them on the cooling rack.

“Thanks, hubby,” you said.

“Anything for my angel,” Harrison said as he leaned in to kiss you. It was short but sweet.

“While the cookies cool, I’m going to put on some makeup. Do you mind putting them in a container when they’re cooled?” You asked Harrison as you made your way out of the kitchen to the hallway.

“Of course, wifey.”

You went to your bathroom to put on some light makeup and did your hair. You then made your back into the kitchen seeing your husband smiling all goofy.

“What are you smiling at?”

“My wife is just so beautiful,” he said as he made his way towards you, and then kissed the top of your head.

“Thank you, H. Are you ready to head out?” You asked as you took a look at the clock.

“Yeah. I’m driving?” He asked as he picked up the container of chocolate chip cookies and handed them to you.

“Sure,” you said with a smile and you were on your way.

The drive to your sister’s house was around 20 minutes. Harrison and you jammed to music and enjoyed the ride together. When you got to your sister’s house, you were engulfed in hugs from your nieces, Anna and Jade.

“Hazzy!” Anna shouted, hugging Harrison’s leg. Harrison picked the 2-year-old up and smothered her with kisses.

Lunch went well. You chatted with your sister about your nieces while Harrison and Joshua talked about sports. The girls really enjoyed your cookies, chocolate all over their faces.

“Jade, you got something on your face, darling,” Harrison said and wiped the chocolate off of the 5-year-old’s face. Jade smiled in appreciation and gave her uncle a big hug.

“When are you and auntie Y/n going to have a baby?” Jade asked and you giggled at the question.

“Hopefully very soon, Jade,” he said. Harrison had been talking about having children for a while, you just didn’t seem ready, but after today you know you are ready.

After lunch, you and Harrison played with your nieces for about an hour and then you decided to go back home.

Once you were home, Harrison decided to ask you the question of the day.

“When are we going to have a baby?” He asked, holding you close.

“Wanna start now?” You asked suggestively.

“Hell yeah!” Harrison exclaimed as he carried you off to the bedroom. Baby Osterfield would definitely be coming soon.

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[solaange]

Promot 29 “i love the way you cuff your sleeves” “it makes me feel things

For Harrison osterfield

Have a nice day

moving in with the divs → h.o.

you have spent the whole day moving boxes and storage bins over to the boys’ flat after you agreed to finally move in with your boyfriend, harrison.

it was the second day of the move and it was on a weekend so the boys were off doing what they do best: hitting balls at the country club.

harrison chose not to come being that despite insisting that you can handle it all on your own, he knows that you still needed his help. after all, what’s the use of working out his guns if he don’t get to use ‘em?

“could you hand me that box over there?” you politely ask him whilst pointing at the box a few inches away from him.

harrison nods and puts the vase down for a while before fixing up his sleeves as he bends down to do what’s asked of him.

while you watch him gather up the clutter lying around into the box, you can’t help but stare at his freakishly strong arms— emphasized by the way he cuffed his sleeves or just by how harrison looks evidently good in white button downs.

you must have been staring for too long when harrison snaps his finger in front you as he manages to carry the heavy box all in his left arm.

you flutter your eyes as an attempt to push the thoughts rushing in your head away before turning your focus back onto your boyfriend.

with contorted brows, harrison lets out a chuckle, “what’s with you today, love?”

“uh... nothing.” you say, taking some stuff from the box he was holding.

you begin to walk away from him and into his bedroom but before you stride towards the door, you meet harrison’s eyes once more.

“y’know, i love the way you cuff your sleeves, baby.”

“it makes me feel things.” you smile at him suggestively, giving him a wink before you finally enter the room.

you try to stifle a smile behind the door for the last thing you saw was harrison hurriedly putting down all the stuff he was holding so he could finally make you feel a little more than what you had already been feeling.

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