#bonk anon 🔨

[kaanangulzaaar]

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BONK BONK

[manifall-moved]

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[tired-biscuit]

OKAY THIS IS WHATS INVADING MY BRAIN: kiba taking you back to the beach where you show off and tease him in your tiny bikini, only hoping for some rough, pent-up car sex afterwards. little do you know he’s already scouted out a secluded area that he drags you off to after you pop out of the water with your wet suit clinging to your pussy lips. flash forward and you’re lying on a beach towel, barely obscured by a large umbrella, while he pulls your cute bottoms to the side and pounds you so hard your tits are bouncing out of your string triangle top as he praises how well your pretty pussy takes him and how he has such a filthy lil sis that’s so desperate for his cock she’ll take it anywhere and anytime.

😵‍💫🔨 bonk

NO BONK, I'M PETTING U ON THE HEAD, KISSING U ON THE FOREHEAD ANON THIS WAS SO FJDKLFJDSK......... i got a heatwave rushing over me when i read this, ur mind brooooo!! i wanna kiss it frfrfr!! it's all under the cut, cos it got a bit long <3

cw: stepcest // 18+ mdni, fem!reader

if anything gets me going, it's the risk of getting caught. i looove summer and the beach; like the scent of sunscreen on your skin, and salty hair, and the overall heat that tires the fuck out of you in the best way possible and turns you so sweaty, oh lord. like imagine how it'd feel when you're sticky all over and parts of his body literally glue themselves to your own cos of the way he bends your legs and makes you take his fat dick even deeper.......

like his thighs sticking to the back of your own, the sound of skin slapping against skin mixing with the sound of the waves as he screws you, the only thing cooling you both down being the sea breeze that wafts by every so often.

his hair still being wet from his swim, hugging his face perfectly. he smells like salt and pure summer, cheeks red and sun-kissed. his lips being slightly cold, causing goosebumps to form over your arms when they press against your hot shoulder. he leans down to kiss it; teeth gliding across your neck and pulse point whilst he makes his way there, making you jump whenever he nips at you as some sort of twisted joke only he finds funny.

the way the material of your tiny bikini bottoms presses against your clit as he keeps them out of the way just enough that his cock can keep pushing into you, making you feel so fucking full. it all makes you so wet that it's almost kind of slippery; slick literally gathers on the trimmed, coarse hairs that tickle your sensitive bundle of nerves whenever he presses himself against you........... it's all so messy and sloppy!!

and him being so mean as he fondles you and gropes you all over. telling you to keep quiet and let him do what he wants, or he won't let you cum. he's definitely grabbing at your tits, fingers kind of clumsily pulling down your swimsuit top until your nipples are exposed and hard. you try to push him away, but all your attempts are half-assed cos you low-key dig it and he knows it and is just snickering from how badly you try to hide it; making you want to cry.

and you're catching more and more feelings for him despite that you definitely shouldn't. you just can't help it, every time he gives you attention it feels like it's a gift, even though deep down you know he's just using you. sure, he takes you out on little 'dates' that he says are just places you can hang out at anyway, but he's also always so arrogant and rude after all; pushing you around and always getting his way no matter what you do or say because he's 'older' and 'more experienced' and all of that bullshit.

but then sometimes - rarely - he turns soft. he praises you without any backhanded comments he usually spits at you on the norm. calls you his pretty girl with eyes full of an emotion you can't quite understand the meaning of. pulls you into a side hug and ruffles your hair. lets you watch tv or play video games with him, and actually lets you win if he's not in a bad mood. sometimes, if he's feeling particularly nice, he even invites you to hang out with him and his friends, but always makes sure you're sticking close to him during the entirety of it.

he even kisses you if you ask nicely enough. presses his soft mouth against your own and sucks your tongue in until you're swooning over the feeling of his sharp canines grazing it. and that makes you clench around him so hard; makes you come undone in mere seconds, making him grit his teeth and cuss as he has to cover your mouth with his hand instead to keep you from squealing his name out.

AND THE RISK YOOO, ANYBODY COULD WALK PAST AND SEE YOU GOING AT IT, BUT HE JUST DOESN'T CARE AT THIS POINT!! you're his, his little bimbo stepsister that he just wants to fuck all day. hiding and slamming you in his room every other night just isn't enough anymore, he really does not give a shit kdsjfklsdjfkldsjf

you're barely walking when he drives you both home later. the moron is completely chill as he eats dinner with your stepmom and dad, pretending like he didn't just finish murdering your pussy an hour ago. the only off thing is that he eats way more than usual, but that's about it.

he doesn't even look at you, ignoring the way you almost choke on your food when he stretches his arms above his head with a sigh and drapes one across the back of your chair while still making conversation with your dad, pretending the action is purely platonic............. the tips of his fingers just barely touching your shoulder, he feels so content when you turn completely stiff because of it. he just loves to mess with you.

and how couldn't he? he's your big brother after all. that's literally his job.

smashing my head against the wall cos of this version of him, istg. he'd degrade you so good and fuck you even better </3 ppl have been asking for a part 2 of that fic, maybe i should write it lmaoooo

[speedywithadhd]

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Bonk

-✨thanks for the name am keeping sparkle anon :)

Jokes on you

I dodge it

[whorekneecentral]

Hey hunny, the baseball bat broke so I guess it’ll have to be a hammer bonking heads tonight😅

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DON’T💥INVADE💥THE💥INBOX💥ITS💥FUCKING💥CLOSED💥💥

- Nando Anon :)

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[yoonieper]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING SUCH A SPICY YET HEARTWRENCHING CHAPTER OMFG WHAT IN THE HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m all for this, like get your relief cause screw his wife. She doesn’t act like one anyways so I’m all for whatever transpired between him and y/n. BUT OMGGGG HE WAS STILL SO SAD AND INSECURE THROUGH IT ALL LIKE NOOOO YOU DESERVE GO BE HAPPY!!!! I wonder how y/n feels about everything? She was definitely attracted to him but will her feelings change after that eventful night? Same with jungkook, is he expecting something more out of it? He was hurt by what y/n said but she was being realistic about things. He’s her boss and he’s married after all, that’s so messy. He better talk about this in his therapy session cause he needs to go! MAKE HIM GO!

I hear the birds chirping outside but Idc it was probably the longest chapter I’ve ever read but so so so so so so so so so so worth it. I love how y/n is hot and smart and caring and jungkook is also hot and smart and caring, he just needs to rebuild his self esteem and gain back his confidence AND divorce that roach. IMMA REREAD IT TOMORROW BUT ILY 💛

ILYT ANON 😭🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽 I’m so happy you enjoyed this kaiju of a chapter!!! But I do wonder what might come from this— especially Jk he def has a bunch of conflicting emotions about it, and Y/n had thought Jk might hate her, then all of a sudden they have this night together. She was trying to be the more realistic person about it, but things definitely will be getting a lot more complicated for the both of them!

GO TO THERAPY *BONK* 🔨

[jesterjamz]

ATTENTION SPEAR ANON: not reading all that + squished + pulped + bonked + whammed

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lol

[leejungchans]

I posted 2,553 times in 2022

That's 1,077 more posts than 2021!

1,305 posts created (51%)

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

scored! : l.c

word count | 12.4k (SORRY idk why i do this to myself either)

pairing | lee chan (svt) x female reader

warning(s) / includes | swearing, mentions of drinking and alcohol, food mentions (lmk if i missed anything!!)

genre | fluff, humour, university au, enemies-to-lovers au

notes | uh i don’t really know how game season works bc it’s not really a thing in unis here (?) so ;-; please forgive me for any (inevitable) inaccuracies hghhghe also this is my first time making a moving banner so shhh just ignore how bad it is gwhsha

summary: lee chan should really stop winning so many games for your university, because as the resident writer for the sports column of the student newsletter, you’re starting to get really sick of having to cross paths with him all the time.

a/n: happy birthday to my boyfriend (/j) chan who’s also a loser (affectionate ig) bc he never pays rent for living in my head 🙄💗 also just thought everyone should see this clip that kinda inspired this whole fic okay bye—

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1,203 notes - Posted February 12, 2022

#4

trial and error : k.mg

word count | 2.9k

pairing | kim mingyu (svt) x female reader

warning(s) / includes | food mentions (lmk if i missed anything!!)

genre | fluff, humour (a lil), barista au

summary: three times mingyu tries to ask you out and fails and the one time he actually succeeds… though not without some help.

a/n: can’t have a valentine’s day/season without a present to my very seggsy wifey @seungcy 💗 heyyy babe happy very belated valentine’s day 😻 i hope you like this very little something i wrote about the man you always cheat on me with /j luv u hottie muah muah :hehecat:

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1,430 notes - Posted February 23, 2022

#3

seventeen as streamer boyfriends

༉‧₊˚✧ for my 1k event !

requested by anon : is streamer au on the table for the 1k event :0 if it is then can i request hcs of svt as ur streamer bf :3 if not then u can just ignore this / change it up , no worries !! thenkuu n congrats on the 1k :D

a/n: thank you so much for the well wishes and for requesting 💗 i hope you like this and i had a lot of fun writing this!!

word count | 1.6k

pairing | seventeen x gn!reader

genre | fluff, streamer au

note | i’m not a gamer by any means so there’s a lot of gaming terminology/games that idk, so most of the games mentioned here i looked up online 💔 also tyty to my lovely nny @joshuas @seungcy for helping me w some of these &lt;3

warning(s) / includes | mild swearing, food mentions

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1,586 notes - Posted August 27, 2022

#2

seventeen as new parents

༉‧₊˚✧ for my 1k event !

requested by @joshuas : i would also like to request hehe for a small parent au headcanon (maybe like when they first become parents </3) with svt </3

a/n: hihi shuawife <333 thank you for the req and i hope you’ll like this hehe 💓 requests open until june 1, see this post for more details/guidelines if interested <3

word count | 2k

pairing | seventeen x afab!reader

genre | fluff, parents au

warning(s) / includes | food mentions (please lmk if i missed anything!)

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1,805 notes - Posted May 25, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

seventeen’s reaction to the camera panning to them when their idol!s/o is on stage

༉‧₊˚✧ for my 1k event !

requested by anon : may i req svt reactions w/ idol s/o? you can decide on the scenario but cld i also add a detail that their relationship is public? thank you and congratulations once again!!!

a/n: hehe ty to the other anon who gave me the idea for the scenario <33 our braincells really clicked 🤝 i hope you both like this!!

word count | 1k

pairing | seventeen x gn!reader

genre | fluff, idol au

warning(s) / includes | none (please lmk if i missed anything!)

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2,749 notes - Posted July 2, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[toukatan]

"Gojo riling Utahime on purpose will never not be funny to me. Our poor girl 😭" I misread riling as railing. And... You should've seen my reaction.

and if it said railing

[connabeth]

I think ur a percabeth apologist 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 they are IRREDEEMABLE and you are WRONG for liking them. im praying for you so called professor of percabeth

i’m so sorry i should know better

tell me your honest opinion of me

[lavandar-castle]

emily, don’t listen to that crusty dusty musty gusty anon ok? literally gonna send my dark impulses after them and give em the kazutora special *bonks their heads aggressively*💥🔨

LOL 😂 aww that so funny but like so nice 😂😂 in the most funniest way ever

Yeah not sure what that anon on but if they have a problem it would’ve been nice that they went to my ask box and not urs

[chanstasy]

I wish I could say something as beautiful as that 🧸 anon about Angel Baby but my brain went bonk 🔨 since the first line and specially during that "I make love to you every single time angel" one. Obsessed, I'm literally obsessed.

don't worry anon, and don't compare yourself to others. we all have different ways of expressing ourselves and yours is more than enough to me!

that line it's actually my favorite quote from the whole fic lol, i knew you would like it as much i do.

i'm so glad you enjoyed it !!! <;3

[manifall-moved]

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[bangcakes]

im still not over ur anon going *BONK* 🧠🔨 TIME FOR WORK 🤣🤣🤣 HI MISS AMANDAAAAAAA ITS BEEN A WHILEESKJSJS I HOPE SCHOOLS GOING GOOD MY GUY!!!! BYEEEEE MISS AMANDAKANANSJSJS 🏃‍♀️💨

MDMDMMDMDMXMMX i really did work after that AHAHAH. HIIIIIIIII !!! ITS GOIN OK. HOPE WHATEVER UR WORKIN ON RN IS GOIN WELL !! BYEEEEE !!! 💓💓💓💞💞💞 !!!

[manifall-moved]

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[manifall-moved]

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