#booger anon

[14dayswithyou]

Sorry but you have to see the cursed things I have to see

🔫 Ren get tf away from my bathroom

✦゜ANSWERED: ON THE VERGE OF TEARS RN LILY...............

Canon!Ren would give you privacy while you do your business -- so suffice to say, he'll let you poop in peace sjfksndkgsdg T_T He'll definitely miss you while you're gone, but he's got games on his phone dw

Booger!Nonnie!Ren, however, would 100% turn your scent into a candle. He'll even slip his hand under the stall if y'all are poopin in public. Besties who shit together stick together <3

[raceweek]

i'm surprised carlos doesn't get food poisoned more often. he eats some sketchy burgers.

i need to get off f1blr bc i got this ask and was like ????? but then i couldn’t help but go on carlos’ instagram page for the first time in half a decade to investigate his burger habits and only once i’d literally zoomed into the bun processed that:

a. i don’t care for this man’s gastrointestinal health; and

b. i am vegetarian so have no authority on what a sketchy looking burger actually looks like

[gorejo]

how long were gojo and his ex together before he met reader again? what are some similarities between her and his ex?

1 - 1.5 years!! there were no similarities — his goal was to get over the reader.

[wonysugar]

wonysbooger 🥰

?;?2@;92”

it gets so much worse FUCKCK??

[shaniacsboogara]

LITTLE PSA: i'm so, so grateful to everyone who's been sending in asks, they always make my day!!! unfortunately, i'm pretty busy right now and don't have a ton of energy to answer them with but I WILL GET AROUND TO IT AND I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT I DEFINITELY HAVE SEEN YOURS AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH THANK YOU I APPRECIATE YOU ALL <3

(current life situation is that i have a music festival coming up in which i'm performing a bunch of opera pieces, musical theatre pieces, and some of my own original music, which combined with work and appointments and other sorts of things has really been tiring me out lol. i'm doing fine, i'm happy with this busyness, but when i answer asks i REALLY want to make people feel like i care about what they're asking or saying and i want to put time into each and every one, and that sort of effort isn't consistently achievable for me right now. i'll probably spend a ton of time brainstorming for some of them and get back to you all asap <3)

[another-silly-mixels-blog]

Any headcannons of Scorpi, booger and snoof?

I've done headcannons on Snoof here! Now for the other two!

Scorpi

The Spikels pet scorpiocat. (Listen, Scorpiotigers exist, why not in house cat form?)

Literally baby, his best quality is his wiggles.

Very cautious around new animals but will absolutely climb all over new people

Adores being pet, will headbutt your hand until you do (kinda like mine)

Booger

Autistic girl swag

The NNGA we saw was just their self insert fancomic.

Is friends with Blip and Zabo in real life. Scrud is just a reoccuring character in the comic that Booger liked.

Thinks Camillot is an idiot. A NOBLE idiot, but still an idiot.

Really wants to befriend Mixadel in the friendship way, they just think she's so cool and epic.

[rusty-gloinks]

why the long face

nog……. No…..

[grumpymacaron]

I need more of the ugly little gremlin o_o

HAHA

ur wish is my command! today i offer this lil photoset, hope u enjoy~

[knreu]

He really do be boogerin’ tho.

[justalonelybitch]

I jist wanna make a proclamation rq, to the best CO PARENT AND PERSON EVERRRR.❤️‍🔥 THE ONE THE ONLY SNIFFLEESSSSSS 🥳🥳🥳🥳 I LOVE YOU SNIFFLES❤️❤️❤️

-🐯anon

BOOGER 🥺🥹 HOW CAN I BE THE BEST CO PARENT AND PERSON IF YOU ARE?? 🫵🫶🫰

[14dayswithyou]

Booger anon here

Im curious how all the characters would react to me doing a scratch n sniff in front of them

Would they join? Would they be disgusted or would I offer to let them sniff my hand as well? We'll never know

✦゜ANSWERED: omg.... u are so generous booger nonnie <3

Ren Would shamelessly ask if he can get a whiff too. His probably smells like strawberries and a certain kind of patheticness, so he's down to scratch and let you have a smell as well. Y'all are like literal dogs at this point so you might as well just sniff each other's butts

[REDACTED] Same as Ren but he's more open to turning your smell into a scented candle. He won't sell it though because only he gets to smell it. If he did sell it though, he'd give all of the profit to you.

Violet Would pass on your offer and would subtly try to bring a few aromatic plants into the room while you're not looking. She probably won't touch your hand until you wash it or use a wet wipe.

Elanor Dishes out some hand sanitiser and laundry powder. Don't ask where she's been carrying it because idk either

Moth Laughs and asks you to do it again because they didn't have enough time to pull out their phone and record it. They might even ask for a cheeky little sniff if you aren't in public because besties share everything <3

Leon Watched the entire thing unfold before his very eyes, but won't say a word. Your secret dies with him. If this happens in public however, then he won't let you embark on this mission alone; so he'll also do a silly littol scratch and sniff. Y'all probably shake hands in solidarity afterwards

Teo Moves to another country

[rosicheeks]

If I met you in real life I’d be blindsided by your beauty and you’d probably be like “Why is this weird guy just staring at me?” 😅

🥺

[gorejo]

hello aee 💙 it’s so nice to see you active latelyy! i’m glad you’re back and i hope you’re doing okayy <3 sending lots of love to you (and the gojos heheh esp forbes >.<)

aww thank you (( : ty for welcoming me back so warmly (*¯ ³¯*)♡

[nastyaromatherapy]

"Fuck Maddy" (18+)

Nate fucks you at a party in a way to get back/over his ex.

to the anon who sent me an Ethan request, i see u 🫡

pairing - nate jacobs x fem!reader

one shot length, 1.3k+ word fic

warnings: PIV, swallowing spitting, delusional ass reader, teensy bit of drinking

You had a crush on Nate Jacobs since eighth grade. But it was nothing special. Who didn't? He was cute, played football, and came from a respectful family. What was there not to love?

You've had your eye on him since you were 13, and you were now a senior. Still no luck with him. Your friends would always tell you to give up, especially after he started dating Maddy Perez. She was the hottest most confident cheerleader in school. But there was a party coming up and you knew they were fighting. You knew it was your time to shine.

You didn't tell your friends because you knew they would obviously not approve. "Y/n, what the fuck were you thinking?" You could just imagine their scolding.

So, you got one of your guy friends to drop you off, one that was semi close to Nate. They played football together. You never considered him because he was sweet, kind, medium ugly, not the best at football just not your type.

The two of you enter the party and quickly go your separate ways. You wore a skimpy dress which kept hiking up whenever you took a step. You took a scope of the cars and didn't recognize any of them except for Nate's silver truck. You rushed inside to search for your parasocial boyfriend. And then there he was in the kitchen, downing shots like a champ.

You rubbed at your waterline just in case, trying to erase as much flaking mascara and eye boogers as possible. You approached the island with a smirk you've practiced for awhile. "Can I take shots with you?" You ask him confidently. "No," he gawked, making a face. You kept your face straight, you've been teaching yourself things about Nate. One thing was to not take the stuff he said to heart. He chuckled when he noticed your never changing expression. "Okay yeah, sure."

He knocked the stuff off of the island, making people gasp and groan at his arrogance. Typical. He laid you on the cold surface, lifting up your dress. "Body shots," he said with a smirk. Everyone cheered his name as he poured the bottle of liquor down a line on your body, from your chest to your naval. He's quick to lick it up and he stares at you coldly as he does so. God was he hot, you felt heat build up in your core. Your cheeks flushed, and you sat up on your elbows after he finished slurping the drink and everyone stopped their cheers.

He smirked and walked off through the crowd, probably going to talk to McKay or something.

Nate's friends started to egg him on. "Yo, that girl was fine as hell hit that before I do, shi," and "I heard your girl Mads was getting around, fucking some bitch in the pool," "Shit that's my mom's pool!" It all started to get to Nate's head. You were hot, sure, but you weren't Maddy. But if Maddy got to fuck a bitch, why couldn't he?

He found you dancing on the dancefloor with some of your guy friends and approached you. "Y/n, right?" He asks with a smirk. "Yeah," you giggled out, a little tipsy. "Care to dance?"

You agreed and started to dance as he joined in. The two of you inched closer to each other, and soon the dancing became grinding. You could hear his groans, even over the loud music. His eyes flicked to out the window where he saw Maddy all over some random guy. "Come on," he said, dragging you by your wrist. You stumbled behind him and he led you to a bathroom.

He threw his lips onto yours, groaning into your mouth. He knew you were just a random girl, but he imagined you as Maddy. His girl, not a random one. You knew that, but you didn't care, this was your chance with fucking Nate Jacobs.

He reached his hand up your skirt, finger pads coming in contact with your damp panties, making your breath hitch. He smirked against your lips.

He slipped his tee off, exposing his fit torso. He's quick to take off your dress as well, leaving you in your matching set. He reaches down to grab your ass, and sits you onto the countertop. He reconnects his lips with yours hungrily, tilting your head up by the back of your neck.

He pulled away and grabbed your tender thighs, spreading them open. He slipped your panties off and crouched down to be eye level with your pussy. He licked a stripe up it, not breaking eye contact, before plunging in two fingers then standing back fully up.

Your eyebrows curled upwards as you looked in his eyes. He bit his lip, focusing on his movements, fingers curling inside your wet cunt. Your dreams were becoming a reality. He slowly left his mouth agape and continued to finger you, your legs inching wider and wider.

You felt that knot build up in your stomach, moans starting to escape from your lips. You didn't care how loud you were, no one would hear you or care. Your sounds just made him hungrier and he thrusted faster. Wet squishy sounds filling the room. With a final moan coming from you, you cum around his fingers, thighs clenching.

"Fuck," he mutters to himself, pulling his fingers out of your cunt and sticking them into yet another wet and warm hole: your mouth. You took his fingers and gagged on them as he chuckled to himself. His fingers were salty, and it could've been because of your unconditional attraction, but you found it intoxicating. He pulled them out of your mouth, a string of spit following after it, making you pant slowly.

He looked down at you while biting his lip as he started to unbuckle his jeans. His pants dropped to his knees, followed by his boxers, leaving his cock free. You just so badly wanted to suck him off, practically salivating. But he had other plans. He spread open your aching thighs once more, lining himself up to your gaping opening. He leans in to the crook of your neck, teeth grazing on your shoulder as he slid in, your pussy swallowing his length whole.

You whined when he entered you, gripping on the faucet and the edge of the counter. He started moving in and out, slow but deep. He breathes loudly in your ear, sending shivers down your spine and making your hairs stick up erect. Your moans in his ear make him greedier, speeding up, hitting that same spot inside of you repeatedly. The two of you stayed silent for most of the time, letting out grunts, groans and moans but no words. Just focused on the pleasure of the moment.

The mirror behind you started to cloud as he started to get close. You could feel him twitch inside of you and him getting louder. You clenched tighter around him, wanting to feel that sweet cum inside you, but again that's not what he had in mind.

He picked you up off of the counter, still inside of you, before finally pulling out and putting you down on the ground in front of him. Your mouth watered being eye to eye with his throbbing cock, covered in your wetness before taking it into your mouth, sucking him sweetly. He groans as you work your tongue around his shaft as your throat takes his tip, gagging when it hits your esophagus. He throws his head back and starts to buck his hips in and out of your mouth before cummings down your throat. You pull off of him and regurgitate the semen, letting it drip down his cock and your chin to the floor.

He pants, wiping sweat off his forehead before removing yourself with your heavenly mouth.

He pulls his pants and boxers back up and grab his shirt from the floor. "Yeah, fuck Maddy," he says before leaving the room.

[shaniacsboogara]

gonna call you boogers out of spite and love

I'VE BEEN BOOGERED BY ONE OF MY BOOGERS!!!

[another-silly-mixels-blog]

say an opinion or truth about mixels that if you say it the whole fandom would burn you alive

How about one that mod Niksput would execute me for?

I actually like the background characters.

- Mod Wuzzo