#boom!infinite

[boombrothersasks]

(hands Infinite a picture of Maria with the words “had it coming to her” written on it in sharpie)

Give this to Shadow. It would be funny.

"Shadow, you say?"

He growled a bit.

"You know what, no. Maybe I will pay him a little visit after so long...since that fateful day. The incident that changed me, haunted me since my childhood...it's what he deserves. But...where does he even...live-"

The cave.

"...Who said that."

I did. Shadow lives in a cave near the canyons!

"And...how to I get to this cave...voice in the sky...?"

I mean, I control this universe, I could just teleport you there if you want. But only if it checks off the plot box...WOAH. IT DOES?!!? You got lucky.

"That is...very unsettling...but sure, why not. Not the weirdest I've seen here."

Okay, let me just change the scene real quick.

The jackal then found himself quite close by to the entrance of what looked to be the very cave he had been told of.

He's in there. Go on, go on, move the plot along, puppet boy.

"Saving the existential crisis for later..." he shook it off and headed forward, muttering to himself. "When you get in there, don't go overboard. Don't start growling, don't start attacking...you might WANT to, REALLY BADLY...but don't. Okay? Okay, here I go then..."

"SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!!"

The hedgehog in questioned turned to face the shouting figure, looking rather unamused. Eclipse did the same, only with curiosity gleaming in his eyes instead.

"THIS...THIS IS FOR YOU!! TAKE IT BEFORE I BEAT YOU TO THE GROUND IN AN OVERLY AGGRESSIVE MANNER!!"

Shadow approached him, calmly taking the photo and looking down at it, staring for only a few moments before looking back up at the...whatever kind of dog stood before him.

"Who are you and why do you have a photo of my pen pal from the next island over...?" Shadow asked monotonously.

"Your WHAT." Eclipse exclaimed.

"YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?!" The dog shouted furiously.

"...No."

He stuttered for a brief moment before shouting again. "OH, I'LL TELL YOU WHO I AM!! I AM THE TALLEST OF MOUNTAINS! I AM THE ROUGHEST OF WAVES!! I AM THE TOUGHEST OF TERRORS! I AM THE DARKEST OF DAYS!! I. AM. INFINITE!!"

The two brothers only stared.

Then Eclipse began laughing hysterically.

"WHAT....WHAT IN THE NAME OF DOOM...WAS THAT?!?" he wheezed. "WHERE DID YOU EVEN...WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT FROM?! THE-THE...DARKEST OF DAYS?!?! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!? I'M TREMBLING WITH FEAR NOW!! CRYING, EVEN!!"

The jackal's muzzle yet again flashed a bright red.

"How long did it take you to come up with such foolishness...?" Shadow held a hand over his mouth, trying his hardest not to laugh and ruin his image.

"...It was improvised."

"I CAN'T BREATHE-"

"Well you...certainly made your statement, dingo. Get out of my cave."

"I'm a jackal."

"I NEED AN AMBULANCE-"

[cherbearsz]

happy smack him silly sunday

[mashirodayo]

[totaleclipse573]

Infinite in Sonic Boom except he decided to be mean now because Shadow was his childhood bully or something. Kicked down his sandcastle and something just snapped inside him

[positivelybeastly]

X-Men: Manifest Destiny #1 - "Boom Boom"

Writer: James Asmus.

Artist: Chris Burnham.

Colourist: Nathan Fairburn.

[trans-queen-administrator]

Sometimes I think about the intrinsically doomed tragedy of Lisa loving Taylor and frantically trying to prevent her self destruction by doing absolutely everything for her while refusing to let down her own walls, and when she is genuine and lets Taylor see through the facade it's not enough to keep her and she still leaves both times. Or I think about the unbreakable bond and trust between Rachel and Taylor where Taylor is the only one who tries to communicate properly with her and does so much to help to the point where Rachel would trust her with literally anything which means she trusts Taylor to have a plan even when Taylor's plan is to throw herself away. Or I think about Brian and Taylor's friendship and later relationship that happened because Brian needed some way to deal with the horror of what Bonesaw did without letting down his walls because if he stops appearing in control he'll crack and they just both tried and failed so hard to be normal, but if things went differently they could have been happy together. Or I think about Taylor and Alec and how Alec saw her as a good normal how Taylor never really understood him even at the end and didn't even like him because she can't acknowledge their similarities and maybe if things were different they could grow to understand each other a bit more. Or I think about Taylor and Aisha and how Aisha went from being a mischievous gremlin constantly to losing her best friend and then her brother and then she had to stand by Taylor and sing to her as she broke and faded as a person while fully knowing she was going to lose another friend and having that confirmed when Taylor seized her body and held a knife to her throat. And every time I think about all the tragedies of loving Taylor Hebert, the ways things could have gone differently and everyone could have been happy if things were tweaked in the slightest way, I remember the glory of fanfiction and bask in the knowledge that other people feel this and will write their own fics where the characters get a better ending, and life is good.

And then I go on AO3 and I remember that 35% of fanfic in this wretched fandom is alternate powers for someone named Taylor who definitely isn't acting like her, 18% is revenge fantasies against the bullies where Taylor is harsher to Sophia specifically hmmm I wonder why, 22% is Taylor in the most unrealistic sanitized relationship ever written where everyone is out of character and reading it feels like eating styrofoam, 13% is attempting to redeem Purity or Rune or someone else in the E88, 11% has Greg as a main character with epic gamer powers, and the remaining 1% is actually readable original fanfic. I'm so tired. Why are so so many people shipping some combination of Taylor, Victoria, and Amy. Who the fuck is writing Polysiders. Why is 80% of this written and read by people who haven't read Worm and smugly believe that the absolute garbage fanfics they've read are better because nothing bad happens. I'm going insane I can't take this.

[tomboymikayla]

POV: You were a Sonic fan during the 2010s

[enginator2000]

infinites 131-140. boom au. redemption au. werejackal au. making aus for infinite until he either returns to the series or i die and become one with the dirt i was born from

part 1 part 10 part 11 part 12 part 13

[spinoskingdom875]

Boom Knuckles is back!

[artist-fan146]

Barry and Gadget talking about how parenting:

Sonic and Jack (Infinite) talking bout Parenting:

This version of Gadget and Jack belong to @anobody069

[boombrothersasks]

Starline, good news! You see another person up ahead

It looks like a large... coyote? No.... a jackal!

"FREEDOM-wait, ew. People."

"People...who I could use. To get me back to normal. I'd much rather do it myself, but-"

"What are you, an ant?" The jackal spoke nonchalantly.

That seemed to anger the tiny creature. "I am NOT AN ANT!! I'M A PLATYPUS!! I HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF THE GREATEST MINDS ON THIS ISLAND!! AND IM EXHAUSTED, PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY, SO LET'S MAKE THIS QUICK. YOU...ARE MY NEW LACKEY."

The jackal only stared.

"Okay," they sighed. "Another bug to step on, what's new..."

"NO!! Dear GAIA you're just like Shadow..."

That seemed to catch their interest.

"You know Shadow?"

Short silence.

"I HATE SHADOW!!" Both exclaimed.

"And his brother?!" The jackal questioned.

"Can't STAND him either. What a waste of an experiment..."

"What."

"Not important. Listen, I could help you get revenge on those two, we'd both have it our way. All YOU have to do is help me get back to normal size, and in return, I help you. Seem fair?"

The jackal glared.

"Get in the satchel."

"...The what."

[barsikscorner]

Wanted to do some storyboard drawings, really happy with how they turned out

[infinite-ticking-clock37]

Holy moly how do I do this..

Hey it's me arandomguymakesstuff completely rebranded-

Do you still want to be mutuals?? :'D

I'm sorry for disappearing on like a random Thursday-

GASPPP

OH MY GODDD HIIII HIHIHII I REMEMBER YOUU =D

YES I WOULD LIKE TO BE MUTUALS STILLL AND IT IS A OKAY BUDDY

[mooshofish]

Guys I’m cooking up something fierce…

Bastard München Ocean Universe

PXG is absolutely next

Edit: PXG, Barcha, and Manshine are all complete!

[cuntiestmobianpoll]

CUNTIEST MOBIAN POLL: ROUND 1 SIDE A MATCH 8

[sonicboomseason3]

hold on i'm randomly thinking about my version of boom infinite again. i think it'd be a little funny if he's actually on somewhat decent terms with most of the villagers, up to and including team sonic (despite their first meeting happening when he kidnaps sonic for eggman in my sonic boom version of forces) and the only one he really fucking hates is shadow, a feeling that's very earnestly reciprocated. he probably ends up inadvertently bonding with sonic over shadow being an asshole while sonic is literally still kidnapped and after he's saved the other team members quickly decide to let bygones be bygones. and then there's shadow, whose head infinite forever wants to explode in the goriest fashion possible