#boops noooo

[yexiushands]

Kiana neko charm boop!

[wolfram-but-art]

I AM BEING ATTACKED ON MULTIPE PRONTS THIS ISNT FAIR

[dark-elf-writes]

I clearly should have booped less and I have failed all of us on this day

[criminal-sen]

me today

>:3c

[doodlemunster]

YOU DEVIL. I SHALL ENDURE!!!

[bennydwight]

????????BOOP..... RESCINDED???????????

[lindira]

Nooooo, the boops are gone!! T_T

[knifebun]

IM IM A TRAIN I KEEP LOSING SIGNAL I'LL GET TO YOUR BOOPS. I PROMMY.

[ambassadorquark]

unspeakable emotional distress attempting to put my duvet back in its cover after about half of a beer i forgot was really high test until it was too late

[witchcraftingboop]

If someone would just pay my rent for a year, then I could go forth and buy the cabin in the woods of my dreams and start my lil mini farm

[chiekorita]

if someone super booped u, u should be able to superboop back in the notifs tab like normal boops

I WANT TO SUPERBOOP

[zarla-s]

noooo IT ENDED BEFORE I COULD SEE MY FINAL BOOP COUNT

[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

Yandere Hare and Bunny Hybrids (2)

Part 1 

“Okay bye guys. Jared, I’m trusted you with the home!”

“You got it, babe. Bring home some bark if you have the time.”

“Sure!”

*Muffled* “Noooo! Waaaiiiittt (Yyyy/nnnn) please! I promise I won’t put thumbtacks in your shoes.. anymore! I’m sorrryyy!!! Please!--”

The sound of the door slamming shut starts Chryst on a whole new set of tears

Jared looks at the watch he has and knows he’s got a good three hours before he can even think about taking the padlock off Chryst’s door

So he indulges in his favorite activity in the meantime

Running on the treadmill next to his favorite picture of you running

If he’s feeling especially proud he’ll go for a run and stop by his favorite smoothie place

That has a perfect view of your work place+

“Now that’s a view.”

He hates how often he gets approached 

he has to remind you next time to get him a ring 

only for appearances of course

When he returns home first thing he does is stick his tall ears against the bedroom door before unlocking it

Immediately darting into his chest, Chryst hugs him tightly just happy to not be alone

Then he darts into your room to ruin your bed to aggressively inhale your scent

And your closet

And your laundry

When he’s done with that he’ll go find Jared again this time to plan on his next scheme to keep you from leaving for work the next day

Jared doesn’t say anything, he just finishes what’s left of his smoothie warning him when he gets too intense

“Maybe before they take their lunch I could put something special in there!”

“Okay.”

“Maybe something that makes them all sleepy and cuddly again!” 

“Sure.”

“And for extra–good measure, I’ll cut the brake lines in their car!”

“Okay. That’s too far.” 

But if he’s already thought up a good plan he’ll move on to other things

“Have you ever noticed our neighbor is around (Y/n)’s age?”

“Yeah so?”

“I…don’t want them to exist anymore.”

“Me neither. But we’ll be first suspects so no go.”

“Would that still be the case if we cut his brakes?”

“....No.”

“Good.”

They hold down the fort waiting for the minute you come home

“Hey guys I’m home–Ooof!”

“Oh (Y/n)!!!! I missed you so much!” 

He buries his head into your chest so hard the first time it feels like he’s trying to suffocate you

Jason on the other hand will stand a ways away pouting and tapping his feet until you give him his scheduled pat and boop on the nose

“Hey to you too, casanova!”

“Hmph remembering me are you? Good for you.”

“Not just that I got you that bark you wanted.”

“...Thanks.” “(Y/n) hurry up take off your work clothes they smell like a gaggle of predators!” 

“Okay okay! Don’t unbutton that! I’ll do it myself geez!”

They’re happy to have you back 

Now they can both be fully at peace 

At least until the next time you leave

[pasteilian]

*I give donnie boop* creature

Noooo he may bite the boop!!

[luna0713hunter]

whispering in-between kisses with Shanks?

Author's note : such a sweet request for such a sweet man :) hope you enjoy it!thanks for sending this ask dear

"whispering in between kisses"

"forehead kisses"

Based on this prompt

Shanks x reader

Warnings : none,age gap relationship, pet names, reader being referred to 'baby girl', 'princess' , etc ,some drinking,you and Shanks being so in love

*.✧∘˚˳°*.✧∘˚˳°*.✧∘˚˳°*.✧∘˚˳°*.✧∘˚˳°*.✧∘˚˳°*.✧∘˚˳°*.✧∘

Nights like this were rare.

As you stare at Shanks drinking yet another glass of wine,you think you should stop him;but when you see his sunny smile that almost has you blinded,you sit back down and enjoy the sight of him being so relax.

The man always has so much on his plate that seeing him like this is actually refreshing.

So you take another small sip of your own drink and watch how Shanks throws his head back to laugh at a joke Benn had made. The sight has you laughing under your breath as well;your heart beating louder and louder with each passing second you watch the man you love being so happy.

The warm light coming from the candles makes his hair look alive and on fire,and his eyes shining so bright that your cheeks warms just looking at him.

Or maybe it was the alcohol in your system that made your body awfully hot.

Whatever it was,it made you doze off until everyone passed out whether on the deck or retreated to their rooms. And it wasn't until a gentle hand card through your hair that made you wake up slowly.

You blink up at Shanks and when he gives you a soft smile,you giggle.

"hello mister handsome."

"hello to you too, princess. Did you perhaps had a little too much of the wine?"

"noooo," you burst into more giggles and rest your head on his shoulder while looking up at him " 'm not drunk." And when Shanks raises his brow at you,you boop his nose.

Shanks blinks. The look on his face priceless.

"you're so handsome,have i told you that?"

Shanks only chuckles and wraps his right arm around your waist.

"yes you have. But it never gets old to hear such a lovely comment come from such a beautiful girl."

You giggle again,and somehow wiggle your way in his lap. Your arms find their way to his shoulders,then up in his hair.

"i love you so much, Captain."

A gentle hand cups your cheek and slowly pulls you close.

And when your lips touch,your whole body moves even closer to him;not wanting to part from him even for a second.

The kiss is slow and gentle;full of love. Its like every moment you spend time with Shanks and it has you wanting more and more.

And if it wasn't for Shanks pulling away slightly to give you some time to breath,you might've continued to kiss him until you pass out.

"princess," his hand moves to tuck a strand of hair behind your ear, "baby girl. I love you,with my whole heart. I'll love you until my very last breath,and even after i die,i wont stop loving you."

He whispers each word against your lips;his soft voice making your eyes water slightly as you rest your forehead against his.

"Shanks," you kiss him again,and whisper your own declaration of love against his lips, "My Shanks,my only captain,my love," you tell him each word with the press of your lips to his, "let me love you till the day i die."

And when Shanks kisses you again;it feels different.

This time its hurried;like he's trying his best to tell you the words he's unable to. Like he's trying to tell you that even if the world ends tomorrow,him loving you wont.

When you part again,he eyes your lips and smiles gently when you try to stifle a yawn.

"enough talking of dying tonight. Not me nor you,is going to die anytime soon."

And when he picks you up bridal style and carries you to your bedroom so you can sleep in his arms,he presses a loving kiss to your forehead before you doze off.

"sleep my love. We have all the time in the world to love each other no matter what."

[rufwooff]

I thought boops was a very friendly event

but it turned out that this was all the work of the devil 😔😔😔 and- wait. NOOOO @hatekawa NOT YOU TOO GAAAAAHHHG-