#bottomfeeder

[musicmakesyousmart]

Julien Andreas - Bottomfeeder

Magdalena's Apathy

2022

[patart-illustrations-stuff]

BOTTOMFEEDER, starring Joe Pilato in the gritty ,grimy , gory, grindhouse inspired graphic novel from Eibon Press

[apollosbirthdayplaylist]

Amanda Palmer - Bottomfeeder (Piano Solo)

[eric-sadahire]

What do you call a fish that eats ass?

A bottom feeder.  

[balkan-marie]

Fin Bottom for the request

My favorite Irish fish 🇮🇪

[dootznbootz]

Eh, have some Odyssey headcanons

This is nowhere NEAR all of them as I like "revealing" headcanons while writing. I'm also just a very "fluffy" person so heads up! :D

Mentioned it in a different post but Odysseus is very affectionate with his loved ones (overtly so. almost demanding in how he'll just kind of drape himself across you) Even as a kid he was like this. Often just hugging them and/or climbing up them to cuddle. It skyrockets with Penelope, as he was overwhelmed with emotions for her when they first met and that hasn't stopped. Lots of little kisses and nuzzles and cuddling. Almost always clinging to her in some way. He's strange about being touched with basically everyone else though. While he's still caring for his friends, you never know if he's fine with a hug or not. Often times he'll just give you a look of "Don't even think about it" mostly at poor Menelaus as I headcanon him as the most physically affectionate. Lots of slaps on the back and big hugs He's a little hot and cold like that

Adding to that, with Penelope, with said little kisses that he gives a lot of, he's fine with "losing" or "yielding" to her with everything but that. He's always trying to "have the last laugh" or you know, the last affection. He's perfectly fine admitting defeat to her with everything else but this. It's probably something he doesn't even realize that he does. He loves being doted on and pampered by her but also unconsciously thinks "you're getting smothered. As soon as you stop moving your hands through my hair. I'M gonna smother you" Get adored, Penelope. (●♡∀♡) I am living vicariously through these dummies.

Laertes always had a "green thumb" even before he left the palace to work in the fields. He always liked plants. If you know how J.R.R. Tolkein writes, basically nonstop about ferns and undergrowth and such, that's Laertes. If you go on a walk/hunt with him, he'll often just look at plants and be happy and likes to study them. He was very picky about how plants are arranged on the property. He's a bit more quiet and "gruff".

Odysseus definitely mostly takes after his mother in almost everything. Her humor and mischief, her looks, even learned to woodcarve from her. She and Penelope get along great and she's definitely the "life of the party". (it's MY headcanon and I can do what I want!!!) While Laertes loves his trees and plants, it's even better when he can share that knowledge and passion with his wife who creates something entirely new with that plant (aka wood). "That's walnut you know. Did you know it blahblahblahblah".

Ctimine actually takes a lot after Laertes but mostly in the "kind of quiet" way but she's the type to make one-liners that make everyone in the room laugh. (that she gets from her Mother. I actually want Laertes to be kind of awkward lol) It's a "she doesn't talk much but when she does. You should listen because she's fucking funny." She actually likes plants as well. (as a child she would find out what stuff tasted horrible and then dare Odysseus to eat it. And ofc he did it basically every time. "Eat a raw Olive, idiot. >:) " ) and probably was more into herbology and its uses. When Odysseus comes back, she and Laertes want to know every detail of the Lotus and the Moli Root.

Penelope has a sweet tooth! Also, I have her quite short despite being a Naiad as I have a headcanon that like a lot of fish, water nymphs grow to the size of the body of water they're in. Or in this specific case, BORN in. Penelope was born in a creek/stream🥲 Her mom dove into the nearest source of water and that was it. (kind of goes along with her duck myth) She also canonically says the most out-of-pocket shit (remember the sneeze of death???) she's a "weird girl". She has been "weird" since the beginning. Weird girls are hot as fuck, you cowards!

Penelope: One time, I fell asleep at the bottom of the river and I woke up to a catfish trying to eat my arm. Mom and I killed it and ate it afterward. Odysseus, twirling his hair and giggling: You showed that catfish who's boss. You're so hot. Please be my wife

(That's all you're getting on her. The Wife of all time will be getting her own headcanon post all to herself because she deserves it. I am doodling lil hearts around her face. *I am shot by Odysseus*)

This'll probably be my most unpopular one but yeah. Odysseus isn't the shortest of the Achaean kings. He's actually taller than average (great grandchild of Hermes genes and his mom is tall. Laertes is shorter.) and while shorter than the other kings. The title of the shortest goes to Diomedes. I love the thought of this absolute killing machine being the shortest in a "He's small? What can he do?" and then he just fucks everything and everyone up. He's a chihuahua. Small, full of rage, "loud of warcry", and always wanting to fight. >:)

That's all for now. Honestly, thank y'all so much for being so sweet. It really means so so much. I was kind of afraid I was too "fluffy and soft" to make content for the Odyssey fandom as while yes, they've all done monstrous actions and I definitely still plan to have them steal, lie, barter, fight, etc. I kept getting worried if I was just making shit too soft you know? Too fluffy. Too "romantic". I have him sneak into a garden and cut someone's flowers for his wife but would he even do that?? Is that too nice of him?

I wear my heart on my sleeve and in my writing, I'm the same way. :D Just how I am! And I'm having fun!

[eebie]

tghouts?

1 ON THE LEFT 4 SURE !!!!

[skenpiel]

ketchup my delicious little friend

[needleworm]

lawrence is such a rich white father everything wrong with him makes perfect sense to me #understanding

[patart-illustrations-stuff]

From Octopussy to Bottomfeeder

[nixii-sabre]

since bottomfeeders eat rot how would one respond to meeting The Hunter?

Bottomfeeders don't... JUST eat rot.

They eat EVERYTHING that's edible. Hunt down other slugcats, lizards, vultures, any creature you can imagine. They hunt in a swarm/ambush tactic; and they do it well.

In The Maw and Fractured Remnants where they currently reside in, theres skeletons of slugcats and other huge creatures scattered across the place. Bottomfeeders eat the meat alongside everything else EXCEPT the bones.

So they would most likely kill and eat The Hunter all the same as Rot or a regular slugcat.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Your post about the atomic bear flag broke containment- congratulations if you’re so inclined!

what jackass content farm bit my style this time

[laurelwinchester]

Meg Donnelly said today at the Atlanta con that she grew up on tumblr and knew of Dean and Destiel before she got the part on the Winchesters. All I could think is that means she probs saw the way the fandom reacted to her casting and the nasty thing they said about her looks and I wanna burn it all down

thank you for reminding me of one of the most disgusting periods of spn fandom history. and that, my friends, is why the supernatural fandom can get bent.

[cherry-shipping]

its nice to know that even if not a single person on earth approves of the food i make for myself, sans would love them as much as me