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hzdtrees · 1 year

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Misty dark

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julissart · 4 months

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He puts the PAN in PANic 😎

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#aroace Luffy my beloved #he's just like me fr #sanuso #lusopp in a very platonic way #nami bought him that shirt #if you really wanted to know 👀#pansexual usopp #my personal headcanons #I also see him as asexual AND pan but this is for the joke #anybody have done this before?#sanji x usopp #zoro x usopp #usopp fanart #op usopp #usopp #op fanart #one piece #happy pride 🌈#zosopp

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mblue-art · 11 months

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skelesona & lust ft nnn couple shirts (lol)

💙 romance™ 💜

#suggestive #skelesona #indigo #lust!sans #lavender #mblue art #LN #L bought them for the silly hahas. jokes ensue #(i miss them so muchhh aaargh)#(ive been sketching here and there but theyve all been wips)#(i like when they show up in my head 🥺🥺🥺 a v pleasant surprise everytime)#shoutout to that one fb artist i followed- they drew their ocs in shirts w these texts on and i went #'huh ykw i bet L would get nnn shirts for him and N. he rlly would. for the funny.'

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meowbugz · 3 months

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they r friends :3

#originally posted this like a year and a half ago on tiktok when I was still on there #my acc got nuked 😔 but I didn’t end up missing tiktok much so I never made a new one LOL #funny that I remembered this right after making the same ‘‘two of them’’/‘‘frequently bought together’’ jokes abt the lamb and goat #what can I say. big fan of when there's two little guys #splatoon #little buddy #mine

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tubssir · 5 months

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Ep 2 shenenigans

#ouaw #morning frost #gricko grimgrin #once upon a witchlight #the joke was one second but it was enough inspo #gricko bought them

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fruity-pontmercy · 7 months

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Modern AU Feuilly would play the banjo send post.

#see whereas R is the kind of guy to show up to any party with an acoustic guitar and WILL play it even if you don't ask #I feel like Feuilly is the kind of guy who bought a 10 euro ukulele as a joke when he was 16 and discovered a passion for music #and then proceeded to get really into more niche instruments i mean who the fuck plays the banjo in france ive never met one #anyway he wold never really talk about it you'd like go into his room and be like 'YO YOU PLAY THE BANJO' and hed be super casual about it #anyway I hope this makes sense #also he 100% plays the harmonica that guy has found a love for american folk music idc #les mis #les miserables #les miz #les amis de l'abc #the brick #musical theatre #enjolras #les mis headcanons #litblr #grantaire #feuilly #les mis feuilly

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bitchthefuck1 · 5 months

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It's always so funny to me when people call Kaz a serial killer or a murderer bc like. boy do I have news for you about the other crows.

#like idk how to tell you this bestie but every single one of them has a kill count. yes even wylan.#prime example of getting so caught up in the aesthetics or character types that you miss the actual reality of what happens in #a story #also i'm not sure serial killer is even an accurate description #similar to when people started referring to inej as an assassin. like bestie that is straight up not what she does. and if it was she's #doing a terrible job. the books tell you a million times that she's a spy #to be clear this isn't an 'uwu kaz did nothing wrong' post esp bc most of the time when ppl call him this they're not actually criticizing #his actions. it's just a pattern i noticed. if anything its a 'stop sanitizing the rest of the crows' post.#but it is interesting to me that kaz is the only character that people will really joke about having killed people #something something you've bought into the dirtyhands legend #i feel like i've made some version of this post in the past but i don't remember so you're hearing it again #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #nina zenik

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wigglesdtuff · 1 year

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So my 40 year old coworker likes to make a lot of dad jokes and in retaliation he now knows way too much information about One Piece than he ever wanted to I'm sure, but he thinks Brook is funny, so I've started leaving Skull Jokes on his desk. Here are the first three.

#one piece #brook #brook one piece #mugiwara #straw hats #i am already afraid i'm gonna run out of funny skull jokes i think the bone-ly one was the best one so far #i've peaked and it's downhill but at least we're having fun #he bought me a luffy keychain and a bonekichi pop figure unprompted so i don't think he's bothered LOL #he's like my work brother it's great

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lunalikestowriteanddraw · 26 days

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Also, something I forgot to mention; while Torbek is over here having a romance with this random old woman (who’s now his girlfriend), Gideon and Kremy have just been…kinda autonomously flirting with each other? Like, they have a romance bar now. Which, btw, Kremy is the first person that Gid has successfully flirted with (3 random women hate him because they didn’t appreciate his flirting lmao)

Also, side note: I regret giving Gid both the hot-headed trait and the glutton trait. This man is constantly angry and just doesn’t stop eating. I watched him eat up the last of their leftovers in the span of 5 minutes.

I MEAN ITS IN CHARACTER BUT DAMN. KREMY CANT COOK CONSTANTLY DUDE.

#once upon a witchlight #legends of avantris #sims 4 #also everyone keeps trying to play Gricko’s violin #I bought it so I could get him a promotion and it was the cheapest instrument #but both Torbek and Gideon keep wanting to play it #also Torbek has a high painting skill now #like it started as a joke because of that one bit #where Torbek thought he was the worlds greatest artist #but now my sim just. won’t stop painting?#he’ll sell one painting and immediately start the next #it’s starting to become a problem

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weregonnabecoolbeans · 26 days

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The lack of official bucky barnes merch in this world is appalling and I take it as a personal offence

#jokes on you Disney and Marvel this just means I’m gonna keep buying from small businesses and artists!#this complaint is coming from the fact that loblaws is doing this silly little 85 year marvel anniversary thing #and they’re giving out 90 trading cards with marvel characters #and they have a RED SKULL AND A RONAN #BUT NOT ONE BUCKY!!!#it was very disappointing for me considering other characters have multiple cards #i think sam wilson would find it funny that he has 3 while bucky has zero #but seriously tell me why there is an ego card and not bucky #why are there TWO wasp cards and no buckys!!#and I bought some marvel stickers from the dollar store and there was also no bucky which made me sad #marvel #mcu #bucky barnes #the winter soldier #kate's post

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halcyone-of-the-sea · 10 months

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The way that if I could digitally draw all of you would be getting bombarded with post after post of Gaz/Spitfire and Nikto/Seraph in their universes getting involved in shenanigans is crazy.

#y'all would get absolutely sick of me #but unfortunately #I am trapped in traditional artist status #Spitfire takes up axe-throwing and scares Gaz shitless when she's 100% accurate #Seraph adopts ten cats and Nikto is fighting off allergies and trying to be intimidating as one sits on his shoulder #Nikto tries to organize the kitchen but gets hit in the head with an old pot because Seraph literally never touched it after she bought it #Gaz tries to hold back tears after watching The Notebook and Spitfire is nearly laughing her ass off even if she's teary-eyed too #I can literally come up with a million of these #I'm not joking

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average-gay-walrus · 1 month

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List of Beetlejuice things I own because I've just realized how insane(autistic) it is

-Beetlebear (Beetlejuice Build-A-Bear)

-Sandworm plush

-Beetlejuice cartoon T-shirt

-Beetlejuice movie T-shirt

-Beetlejuice musical hoodie

-Sandworm sweatshirt

-Beetlejuice loungefly backpack

-Beetlejuice Funko pop

-Beetlejuice Funko pop keychain

-Adam/Barbara/Handbook for the Recently Deceased spirt Halloween keychain (which is on the Beetlejuice loungefly backpack)

-Beetlejuice piggy bank (not a big but idk what else to call it)

-Beetlejuice musical bag

-Five Beetlejuice musical playbills

-Beetlejuice Christmas ornament

-Beetlejuice Halloween costume (which I still wear as normal clothes)

-Handmade Beetlejuice bracelet (that I'm matching with my mom with >:33)

-Beetlejuice gloves

-Beetlejuice beanie

-"Never Trust The Living" pin

-Beetlejuice patch

-Beetlejuice tin of candy (blue raspberry flavored >:3)

#21 things! yippee!!!#sandworm popcorn bucket I'm coming for you next #beetlejuice #beetlejuice musical #for context of the playbills me and my parents accidentally got three more but then I gave one to my friend #I know I make it sound like a joke or a bad thing but I just love this franchise so much it makes me really happy #and all the stuff I have related to it also makes me happy #who know that seeing Beetlejuice at universal studios one time as a kid would lead to who I am know #I just love ripple effects but they also scare me #what if me and my parents didn't see Beetlejuice at the parks? would they have ever shown me the movie?#maybe they would but I lot later and it wouldn't have the same impact on me #idk man I just be thinking #I think about that too with the muppets #if I was never bought a big bird plush? what if we never saw Muppet vision 3d?? what if I was never brought to see Muppets 2011??#WHO WOULD I BE???#someone take this computer away from me #nix yells into the void

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nekokvmaa · 9 months

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finally saw the new trolls movie today and I HAVE ACQUIRED THE SILLIES

It came with others but they don’t matter

#Literally bought a whole 5pack just to get veneer #He’s my bbg (please I’m joking that was a joke)#Love veneers glittery hair #So glad I found that version #Wanted a different version of floyd but this one’s super cool too #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls 3 #trolls movie #trolls band together #veneer #trolls veneer #veneer trolls #trolls floyd #floyd trolls

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moeblob · 4 months

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A succubus and a demon! (The succubi don't have names but the demon is Kronos and the succubus is one of his bosses in Hell and he's not /fond/ of the succubi for many reasons but they all adore picking on him)

Also because I love them and like to point it out, the succubi act more as pleasure dealers in the sense of they offer up whatever a human wants most in exchange for their soul. It's rarely of a sexual nature since it's what they want MOST in life. And most people's ambitions are outside of a bedroom. (happy pride, asexuals are able to get affected by a succubus now without discrimination)

#my characters #did i make succubi in a plot that i could fall victim to as an asexual personally? yeah #kronos is just a petty lil baby with a younger brother who is very nice for a demon #kronos is responsible for being a dick to everyone in the plot and yet has the weirdest morals and its not fine #but hes gonna make that everyone elses problem not his #for instance he originally goes to earth bc a human has somehow just stolen all of the Devils attention and its annoying #why fixate on one human doomed to Hell just let the guy live and die then fixate #so he goes to kill the human but ends up saving the guy and then agonizes because even as a demon #its REALLY tacky to save someone and then kill them #so he doesnt kill him and instead demands to be a roommate until he returns to hell #and then they team up to kill demons and other creatures that seem obsessed with the human #and so they just kinda kill and banish demons back to hell and its fiiiine kronos is just causing problems for Hell #thats not even a new issue hes always doing that !#and then they meet a siren who refuses to talk and kronos is like oh time to be the biggest dick ever #and is like well if she wont talk and she needs a name i vote halibut #as a mean joke bc why would she want to be named after a fish #and she lights up and is SUPER happy and nods and beams and is so happy with her new name #and then the human is like well she needs more clothes than one outfit right #also shes barefoot and its cold i need to buy her shoes idk what tho #and kronos is like here buy her these rainboots and so the guy buys them and is like just wear these #until you can show me what you want bought ok and halibut is in love with her cute lil yellow rainboots #so basically everything kronos does out of spite to the weird mute siren (by choice) backfires #and she adores him and doesnt know hes trying to be mean to her #anyway the succubi collectively like to pick on the really silly and childish demons they outrank #like kronos! so he is constantly a target for them to mock which is why he isnt fond of them which fuels them more #the succubi are just really chill most of the time though ?#and its just. i love my succubi ok theyre wonderful #and that has been another story time in the tags bye

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sleepytoycollection · 8 months

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New horse and horse-adjacent additions

I would say I've been finding more ponies lately, but honestly it's about the same amount, I've just actually been more interested this time

#ngl i bought pinkie entirely to make a few jokes when my custom one is done #you'll see #watch it be a flop post when I get there

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sp0o0kylights · 1 year

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“How to train your undead/demon/feral monster boyfriend, a guide by Steve.”

(I’m throwin in the towel on this one its done lol.)

I have a comic I’ve been slowly chipping away at where Vecna makes Kas, but doesn’t “activate” him/ doesn’t activate him correctly, so when he does wake up, he promptly decides Steve is his hivemind Queen and his job is to serve him.

Steve eventually helps a completely fucking feral Eddie regain most of himself but gets to deal with having a monster boyfriend who a) keeps bringing him dead shit and b) keeps bringing him Upside Down critters he “claims” away from Vecna on behalf of Steve.

Then Vecna wakes up from healing to discover his fancy new war general is not only literally sleeping with the enemy, he’s fucking stealing soldiers while he’s at it.

#Darts the first one that switches sides #since he was one of the few surviving demo critters to be born on earth and feels disconnected in the upside down #Kas!Eddie #Kas!Eddie does not give two shits that his new Hivemind Queen is in fact #a young twenties man he had a crush on for forever #He is very sad his Queen won't let him bite #He is the favorite! He should get to bite his Steve!#Robin bought him a dog training book as a joke #steddie #Kas!Eddie is very affectionate #feral eddie munson #monsterfucking #steve harrington #0o0 art

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