#braces!dazai

[kiksniko]

in my braceszai era (I’m terrified to get braces but braceszai makes me feel a bit better)

i'm sure your braceszai era is gonna go well! if you get the demon in your ear telling you to eat that toffee just know it's actually dazai

[muffinman1900]

Soukoku (Dazai X Chuuya)

Food packages

Sorry for any spelling mistakes, I’m dyslexic and I can’t proof read for the life of me. I take requests if anyone wants anything!

(This is 739 words)

Dazai awoke in the morning in his agency dorm room. This is normal, but what isn’t is the lack of a small paper bag at the end of his bed.

Every evening, Chuuya, in his luxurious penthouse, would make himself some healthy dinner. It would be spicy and good for the body. Those three things: healthy, good and spicy, were not to Dazai’s taste.

Chuuya (the biggest Dazai simp alive) was quite aware of this. He was also aware of his husband's lack of motivation to stay alive. This includes forgetting to eat, not due to not wanting to but genuinely forgetting. It didn’t help that Dazai was a picky eater, making finding food for himself harder, there was always an ingredient he just hated. Most of his eating habits started due to Dazai’s braces when he was younger. He hated getting food in them and got told off by his orthodontist a lot; Dazai had terrible teeth anyway, and it wasn’t his fault. For Chuuya, Dazai being a picky eater was actually good.

After being work partners since 15, they both knew each other's eating habits off by heart. Dazai never tried anything new. However he did try one new thing a month- and he usually didn’t like it at all.

Chuuya affectionately makes Dazai rice balls in an array of shapes, like stars, bears and cats, and cut cucumbers into star shapes along with some other food and would put it in an orange bento box.

He would put some dried strawberry granola in a heart shaped pot with some strawberry yogurt, and put a little spoon with it.

He would put some apple slices without the skin and orange quarters in a separate blue divider pot with sharks on it.

He basically made exactly the same things every night as he made himself his own dinner, and he would put it in a paper bag. Chuuya writes little notes, telling Dazai to remember to do things, or to have a good day, or simply to say he loves him. He would write with small loopy handwriting, and would sign his name in red ink. He used a little heart sticker to stick the notes to the side of the bag.

Every night, after Chuuya ate his dinner, he would sneak into the agency’s dorms, and open Dazai’s unlocked dorm room door to leave the small bag at the end of his bed.

Every evening Dazai would drop the same bag off at the front desk off the building where Chuuya’s penthouse was.

But today, as Dazai woke up, hearing sounds of light commotion in the office nearby, he didn’t see the bag at the end of his bed.

That was odd. But Dazai continued his day as he normally would.

Dazai made his way into the office and he was very happily surprised. There was Kunikida, Yosano and Ranpo standing around a chair with Chuuya tied to it.

“Chuuya!” Dazai beemed, “how are you today?”

“Well Osamu, your co-workers have me tied to a chair, but apart from that I’m pretty good, what about you?” He replied almost like this was completely normal.

“I’m a bit hungry if I’m honest.” Dazai said tauntingly. He knew why Chuuya was currently tied to a chair- he got caught entering to give Dazai food.

“Oh shut up.” Chuuya replied, starting a bickering match between the two.

To say Dazai’s co-workers weren’t astonished by this would be utterly incorrect. They just sat there baffled until Kunikida decided to stop the two arguing.

“Dazai. Do you know why Nakahara, one of the Port Mafia’s strongest executives, was in our dorm building?”

“Oh Kunikida~ Chuuya here wasn’t doing any harm! Actually he was technically helping us!” Dazai giggled childishly.

“What do you mean?” Ranpo asked in a more mature voice than normal.

“He was just delivering me food! Can’t a husband retrieve food from his beloved?” Dazai asked in a sing-song voice.

Dazai united Chuuya, and Chuuya walked over to a desk where the paper bag had been placed. He gave it to Dazai, gave him a hug and then a kiss on the cheek.

“Have a good day!” Dazai shouted as Chuuya jumped out of the window, flying off with gravity manipulation.

“What the fuck just happend?” Yosano exclaimed.

Dazai pulled out his strawberry granola and yogurt and started working quietly, humming the tune to his favourite song about double suicide.

[originalartblog]

hitting them with a tinyfication beam!!!!!

[sableeira]

teen skk proudly showing off their fake IDs at a non-mafia affiliated bar when they look like the dictionary definition of people who shouldn’t be allowed near alcohol.

ref that screamed skk!!

also if you check the ages on their IDs you can calculate that I assume the story takes place in 2012 but this kind of ID was first issued in 2016…….. unfortunately I was in too deep with forging their IDs to start from scratch ✌️

[shawakxn]

Snowball fight ☃️❄️

(Also sorry for not posting often i’ve just been really depressed and tired recently lol)

[wine-sluts]

Teen Dazai being like 'Chuuya is my dog' then proceeding to be a million times more animalistic and insane is always hilarious.

[little-blurry-stars5]

idiots...... i hate them

[soukiismet]

Idk why my artstyle always changing-

[woklaza]

Dazai "I'm not at all interested in pain and suffering" Osamu running with multiple gunshots including one in the leg.

[strawbbryberries]

braces!dazai holds a very VERY special place in my heart. thank you @bapplebeess for planting this seed in my silly little brain. there will be more of him to come, including possibly braces!chuuya

[kiksniko]

they were not let off easily btw

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

We should still give Dazai a cane after this

[elnathsstar]

i HATE 15 dazai with braces, or ada dazai with glasses. Like who THE HELL decided that was a good idea? I need to talk to them. I need to go to a shop first. I might need a ring. Does anybody know their ring size? Or any good wedding venues- just while I'm asking questions. No reason. Anyway, I need to meet them and ask who gave them the right.

[swordinheart]

port mafia dazai you will always be famous

[meloriri]

soukoku. wip….

ill finish this eventually i swear……

theyre both 15 here!!! but chuuya is in the PM so this is like, pre-stormbringer sort of. in the anime they showed him wearing his 22 outfit when he joined the pm which. makes no sense. ESPECIALLY the hat. because a) why would he choose that outfit, then only a year later change to wearing a simple blazer, and then THAT SAME YEAR change to another randomass outfit (dragonhead conflict.) and b) he was only given the hat after stormbringer so… what

so with that being said i thouht it made the most sense to have him wear his simple blazer outfit from sb, he has short hair and i ditched the sunglasses so you can see a slight difference lolol i think chuuya was given the suit just as work attire and wore it until he started defining himself more during the dragons head conflict

[mr87915]

Seeing a lot of braces Dazai (which I love so much <33) reminded of this headcannon that I submitted to an anonymous chat box & then got super popular

Here’s a small (very unfinished) comic to go with