#brainrot <3

[self-spaghettification]

cant fuckin believe that tdp writers said “oh yeah we intended viren as a straight man when we first wrote him” and then have this

in the same breath

[joongwooclub]

tutor || P. SH.

no synopsis, just a brain rot of hwa based on his recent Instagram post.

genre: suggestive, if anyone likes it, ill write a part two w/ smut lolol, reader and hwa are the same age

warnings? seonghwa has a lowkey corruption kink, mention of crotch, uhh that's all I think ?? pet name : princess, angel, baby

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college tutor seonghwa coming over to your house looking good in a white button up and black slacks. Y’all have been studying for a few hours and took a small break, you go downstairs to get some water and cut some apples and bring them back upstairs to your room. hwa was sitting at your desk, his long delicate fingers picking at the apples and you stare for too long causing him to smirk. “whatcha looking at princess?” He teased. Blush heating up your cheeks and caused you to look away. Seonghwa tsk his tongue and cups your cheek gently, “you always look at me with those innocent doe eyes…but I want to do not so innocent things to you baby” he whispers. His honey husky voice felt like it echoed throughout the room. You whimper at his tone and he grins, “my innocent angel isn’t so innocent huh?” He gentle grabs one of your hands and drags it on top of his lap, barely touching his crotch. “how about we do some math equations with our clothes?” 

[casanovasadmiral]

[skixns]

rewatched gose last weekend & took a bunch of screenshots because

[chevaliermalfets]

KNIGHT AU KNIGHT AU KNIGHT AU KNIGHT AU

[andthedaysthatnevercame]

OH NO I'M ALREADY PLANNING A TENMARTHA EDIT TO LOVE FROM THE OTHER SIDE......

[henrysfedora]

I need a mafia 2 hollywood icon au like yesterday

eddie but hes actually a well known singer, henry as a well known fashion model, marty is a well known young actor, joe as a well known fashion model and he does jobs with henry <3 vito as a well known and liked photographer - often takes photos of all his famous friends <3 and sometimes will even do a modelling job with henry and joe but that day comes very rarely and whenever it does everyone loses their shit.

frank and carlo as actors. clemente.... no... I can't think of anything for luca.

rewind the timeline: young leo modelling suits <3

[spaceboy812]

hi sorry i haven't posted in a while i have been experiencing sploon brainrot

[ineffably-splendid]

They’re not talking to each other

-St James‘s park, London

[foolishlovers]

[yaoiconnoisseur]

If the BG3 companions went on a road trip, who’s the designated refueler and why is it Astarion

I saw this cosplay on Reddit and immediately had to draw it because I love it so much

Here’s a timelapse of it!

[malasquid]

So. I've Cracked The Code On The Appearance Changes in Side Order.

Wall of photos and such incoming.

After a lot of testing, I've discovered there are 7 different little lights and doodads that are added to Agent 8 via upgrading certain chips, each with a basic 1st tier and and upgraded 2nd tier. The 1st tier of upgrades appear after picking up two of the same chips in that changes pool (ex: 2 Homing Shots chips), with the 2nd tier appearing after picking up five of them (ex: 5 Homing Shot chips). There is no further visual indicators added for maxing chips that go beyond 5, such as Splash Damage or Rush Attack.

Full disclaimer: This is the result of researching a LOT of my own runs, so I can say this is true with about 95% certainty. If I labeled an ability chip in the wrong visual pool, please let me know!

Let's start with the basics - our control group. No Teal upgrades provide any visible changes to Agent 8 (or Pearl-bot for that matter), so I ran an all-teal palette to demonstrate.

First is likely one of the more requested visual changes - the Headset. The 1st tier sports a basic metallic earpiece, with the 2nd adding an antenna and eyepiece that match your primary ink color.

Maxing Splash Damage, Sound Wave Damage, Splash Radius, Special Charge Up, Turf Lucky Chain, Rush Knockback, and Homing Shots all provide the headset!

Next up is Ink Bubbles. The 1st tier shows transparent, slower bubbles flowing in 8's ink tank, with the bubbles being faster and more opaque in the 2nd tier.

Nabbing Poison Ink, Splat Ink Recovery, Ink Saver Sub, Ink Recovery Rate, Sticky Ink, and Explosion Knockback all provide Ink Bubbles.

Following that is the Fins. The 1st tier shows the base shackles being added to 8's boots, with the fins themselves being added for the 2nd tier.

Picking up Run Speed, Swim Speed, Rush Attack, Mobile Ink Recovery, Mobile Special Charge, and Mobile Drone Gauge all provide the Fins.

Now, moving on to the weapon upgrades!

First we have the Muzzle Lights, which appear at the muzzle of most weapons, and the sides of the brush and roller nearest the base. The 1st tier shows a circle and squares circling around the muzzle, with the 2nd tier being more exaggerated, with alternating squares and rectangles forming a hexagon pattern in the center.

These are exclusive to the Ink Damage, Main Damage (Close), and Main Damage (Distant) chips.

Next up is likely the most common visual one can see on their run - the Arrows. The 1st tier shows a circle with three arrows pointing down the weapon, with the 2nd tier adding some blowback markers behind the circle.

These are on a whopping TEN upgrades, being Splatling Barrage, Main Firing Speed, Horizontal Slash Speed, Main Range, Main Piercing, Main Ink Coverage, Rush Ink Coverage, Quick Charge, Shot Spread Reduction, and Ink Saver Main.

Last of the weapon upgrades are the Dots. The 1st tier is 3 large dots and a circle spinning at the bottom of your weapon or around your wrist, with the 2nd tier adding another circle around the dots.

These can be found on the Hindrance Damage, Ink Attack Size, Charge Storage, Moving Ink Speed, Extra Dodge Roll, Brella Cooldown, and Knockback upgrades.

And finally, my favorite little knick-knack, the Shrimp Hook. This little guy appears on your ink tank after picking up 2 matching Luck upgrades (ex: Lucky Bomb Drop, Canned Special Drop, etc), and begins to glow after picking up 5. However, the glowing effect is not visible in the post-game screen. 😔 (I would totally buy one of these if someone made one, btw)

By the way, 7 visual upgrades * 5 chips needed to max each visual is 35 chips, which is just shy of the 36 total chips you can have on one palette, which means, in theory, you could. Have every maxed visual indicator on in one run.

Just a thought. : )

[joongwooclub]

pairings: member x fem!reader x bias wrecker

warnings: smut (candaulism/voyeurism), degrading pet names, spit kink (just a bit) mention of aftercare but not in story, just a brainrot. enjoy~

authors note: I was honestly thinking of my bias and bias wrecker in atz while writing this, but you can think of anyone. just me exposing my kinks atp LMAO

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The low buzzing coming from your vibrator can be heard through the thin walls. The feeling was euphoric, and every time has caused you to grip your sheets tightly. Your boyfriend, m/n, was downstairs too focused on his work, and you needed to take care of your problem. Your bed soiled with the slickness of your pussy, your head dizzy. You were close but it was missing something. Having a hand kneading a breast, you start to imagine an additional person..bw/n…you’ve been having those thoughts lately, he’s been slowly clouding your mind. The way his fingers would delicately rub your back in small smoothing circles when the members had a sleepover, his honey-like voice was intoxicating. 

You didn’t realize your moaning reached a higher level, the vibrator now deeper into your cunt. “mmh..fuck..bw/n..” you whined. even moaning his name made you clench, becoming more sensitive. Being in your clouded headspace, you didn’t process m/n watching from your now open door, with a sly smirk on his face. He crept closer and gently gripped your wrist, snapping you out of your pleasure. Once you saw m/n face, you blushed and tried to justify what name you were just moaning, but before you can, he shushes you and cupped your heat with his hands. 

His hands were cold and definitely made you throb at the temperature difference. But the way he lightly started rubbing your clit made you whine. “M/n..please..” you moaned. He tsk and smiled. “Beg and moan for daddy baby. Just like how you were moaning for bw/n” he whispered, his voice lowering an octave making your brain rot. “Fuck daddy, please fuck me. I need your cock in me. Fill me up.” You begged, now gripping his white button-up shirt, wishing he could just take off his clothes already. M/n chuckled, and unzipped his slacks, relieving his cock from his tight boxers, his tip red and oozing with precum already. Before he even teased you, he pulled out his phone. It didn’t alarm you as you both filmed the sessions for “emergency relief”, but confusion appeared on your face when you heard the FaceTime ringing. You look at m/n face and he had a big, teasing grin. 

The other person picked up, and some shuffling was heard before a voice spoke. “You have the worst timing m/n.” The other person groaned, and you immediately recognized the voice; it was bw/n. Blush formed onto your cheeks because now paying attention, you can hear the wetness of your pussy as m/n teased your hole. “Sorry, you were doing something?” M/n questioned nonchalantly tilting his head. “Yea man, I was about to jerk off. You know it’s almost my alone time.” He groaned, the sound of jeans being taken off from the screen. “Want some help with that?” M/n grinned, before bw/n could answer, m/n flipped the camera to showcase your naked body and his red-tipped cock near your entrance. “Oh fuck.” Bw/n said out of shock. It felt like the air got knocked out of him, he was not ready to see your trembling, needy body.

“Awe baby,” m/n began to coo as he saw tears run down your cheeks from the lack of pleasure. “How about you moan out bw/n name while I fuck you hm? Show him how daddy makes you feel good.” He commented before entering your pussy. Both parties groaned, you were still so tight and he molded your walls perfectly. On Bw/n end, you can hear low groans and pants as you can hear the squelching sound. “You’re so tight for me. I bet you make all the members jealous, especially bw/n. Am I right?” He grinned. “I’m the only one who gets to fuck you like this. All they can do is watch and fuck their fists silly.” He moaned. You were panting, on cloud nine, you were just babbling words. M/n cooed and gripped your cheeks, “look bw/n. look at her being a good cum slut.” He commented, your eyes rolled to the back of your head at the degradation. It felt so good to hear it, bw/n laughed, the connection making it somewhat static. “Seemed like she liked that.” He laughed, he sounded beautiful. His groans became more frequent. “You’re about to cum? That’s pathetic.” M/n said, degrading bw/n too. It was unexpected to hear him moan like he liked the way he was talked down to.

“Fuck..yeah I’m about to -mmh fuck. I need to cum in her mouth next time.” He moaned. “You hear that baby? You make him so weak he’s about to cum for you. Open your mouth like a good toy.” He spoke. Your mouth immediately opened and m/n spat spit into it, his hand keeping your mouth open so you couldn’t swallow it yet. “Beg for his cum.” He whispers, he faces his phone to your face so you can see bw/n cock on the screen, m/n thrusts begin drilling into your cunt faster. Brain is fogged and filled with the thought of being filled makes you moan that surely your neighbors can hear. “Fuck fuck, cum in my mouth please sir. I want it so badly.” You begged, bw/n moaned and came all over his stomach, his white cum pumping out a bigger load than you expect, making you moan, and m/n finally allowed you to swallow his spit and gripped your hips.

Your abused pussy began to clench as you were reaching your limit. “That’s it. That’s my good girl. Cum for me.” He moaned, your high pitch whines intoxicated him. Your body shook as you came around him, his thrust didn’t stop until he came in you, filling you up to the rim and some escaping down your thighs onto the bed sheet. “That’s it, milk my cock.” He smirked. As he rode out his high, bw/n on the phone groaned and chuckled, “that was amazing.” He commented. M/n took the phone back and chuckled, “yeah and you still can’t fuck her.” He teased me. “I will one day,” Bw/n commented before m/n ended the call. He put his phone down on your side table and grinned at your fucked out face. Your eyes were dazy, tongue out panting like you were a bitch in heat. “Mhm, I fucking love you,” M/n said kissing you softly and hugging and caressing your body as he gave you some time before he could start on the aftercare.

[xxlumos]

Holding onto you for dear life.

[hot-pota-toes]

If I could add one thing to bg3, I would give tav a tent

Everyone else gets one while we just sleep in a bedroll by the fire. I want my own little space at camp to decorate with random shit

Give it some personality we could choose the colour of it and what type of tent it is. The chest at camp that we fill with random junk from our adventures would be right by our tent

Also, if you play as an origin character, your tent gets removed ??? Why are our tent privileges taken away 😭

[sillylilfang]

astarion sketchies