tickle-her-senseless

[opedguy]

General Warns of War with China

LOS ANGELES (OnlineColumnist.com), Jan. 31, 2022.--Top Air Force Commander Gen. Michael A. Minihan warned today that the Chinese military was gearing up for a war in Taiwan.  Minihan cited Chnese President Xi Jinping’s recent inauguration for his third six-year-term as Chinese President or strong man.   Unlike, what President John F. Kennedy like to call the “soft societies of the West,” the Chinese Communists mean business when it comes to subjugating its population, brainwashing, mass incarcerations and liquidation for disobedience..  Kennedy knew well about the Maoist Revolution that massacred some 100 million Chinese before setting up their totalitarian state to run the world’s more populous country.  In a dire warning to 80-year-old President Joe Biden, Minihan said prospects for a war with China over Taiwan has never been greater, with Biden making unprecedented threats against Beijing.

When 82-year-old former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited Tawain with a House delegation Aug. 4, 2022, it sent Beijing into a frenzy.  For weeks before Pelosi’s visit, Xi sent Chinese warships and fighter jets into the Taiwan Strait, sending a warning to Washington that its was crossing a red line.  Pelosi ignored all warnings, letting the Republic of China know that the U.S. had its back.  Biden confirmed  Pelosi’s message Sept. 23, 2022 saying he would defend Taiwan with U.S. troops in the event of an attempted Chinese Communist invasion of Taiwan.  Biden violated 44-years of the 1979 Taiwan Relations Act where former President Jimmy Carter capitulated to Beijing’s demands to stop diplomatic relations with Taipei.  Carter’s Taiwan Relations Act ended the 1954 Sino-American Mutual Defense Treaty signed into law by President Dwight D. Eisenhower.  

In 1954, only five short years since the Maoist Revolution, Eisenhower knew the risks to Taiwan from Chinese Communists, giving Taipei an ironclad guarantee of U.S. military defense.  Biden’s Sept. 23, 2022 statement that he’d defend Taiwan with U.S. troops infuriated Xi, leading to the deteriorated relations between Washington and Beijing.  Minihan gave his gut feeling about the prospects for war with China over the next two years.  Minihan  has witnessed under Biden’s leadership a renewal of hostile relations between Washington and Beijing.  When 60-year-old Secretary of State Anton Blinken and 45-year-old National Security Adviser Jake Sullivan March 18, 2021, they accused Beijing of genocide against Muslim Uyghurs in Western China.  Xi didn’t appreciate the accusations, leaving U.S.-Chinese relations at post Maoist Revolution low-point, increasing chances of conflict.

U.S. elected officials provoke Beijing by accusing Communist Chian of human rights abuses.  Those same elected officials back the U.S. proxy against the Russian Federation in Ukraine.  Biden’s anti-Communist combativeness has led to the sour relations that Minihan fears could lead to an invasion of Taiwan.  Xi wants Biden to retract his Sept. 23, 2022 statement about defending Taiwan with U.S. troops because it violates the 1979 Taiwan Relations Act.  Whatever the reasons for Biden antagonism, it needs to stop before it’s too late.  With Taiwan Semiconductor controlling the world’s biggest chip market, the U.S. would not allow a Chinese Communist talepver.  If Chinese Communists controlled chip production it could shutdown the U.S. auto, airline and defesne industries.  Tawian Semiconductior CEO C.C. Wei met with Pelosi on her Aug. 4, 2022 official visit to the democratic Island nation.

Beijing authorities accused Pelosi of provoking war with Communist China visiting Taipei. Xi would like peaceful reunification with Taiwan but knows the fierce independence of Taipei, knowing the history of Gen. Chaing Kai Shek leading Chinese nationalists to the Island of Formosa after Mao’s Communist Revolution.  Taiwan President Tsai Ing-wen told Pelosi that that Taiwan would never surrender to Beijing, regardless of all of Xi’s threats to takeover the island. Xi said he wants peaceful reunification with Taiwan, something Ing-wen rejects with conviciton.  Xi continues to provoke Taiwan sending warships and fighter jets into Taiwan’s Defense Identification Zone.  China continues to increase it defense budget from $114 billion in 2022 to $230 billion in 2023.  China’s Peoples Liberation ]PLA] Army shows Taiwan that its ready to takeover the island at any time.

Minihan’s concern about a potential Chinese Communist invasion says more about how the Biden administration handles diplomatic relations with Beijing.  Instead of provoking Beijing on alleged human rights abuses, Minihan thinks the U.S. should engage China in as many cooperative ventures as possible.  Al long as the White House insults the Chinese Communist accusations of human rights abuses, Beijing will push back threatening to take over Taiwan. “From Beijing’s perspective, military deterrence is the only reliable way to prevent Taiwan [from] moving toward independence,” said Zhu Fang, executive dean  of the Institute of International Studies at Nanjing University.  Zhu would like to see the Biden administration stop provoking Beijing and work on a host of cooperative ventures.  “They need to stop overplaying the Taiwan issue,” Zhu said, agreeing with Minihan about the prospect of war.

About the Author  

John M. Curtis writes politically neutral commentary analyzing spin in nation and global news. He’s editor of OnlineColumnist.com and author of Dodging The Bullet and Operation Charisma.    

[liberty1776]

The Twitterfiles show proof that the FBI conducted mass brainwashing, censorship, and disinformation campaigns, in coordination with Big Tech and the mainstream media to steal elections. The FBI has responded by calling everyone “conspiracy theorists” House Republicans have located Emails and text messages implicating Nancy Pelosi in the security stand-down on January 6th In the face of the overwhelming proof that members of the FBI betrayed their oaths of office and violated the most fundamental Constitutional right of the people who pay their salaries to uphold that right, the FBI’s response to these Twitterfiles revelations is to continue to gaslight … Continue reading →

[sevaghves]

A quick update.

The ceasefire holds for now. 95 bodies of fallen soldiers have been returned to Armenia. The total number of dead and missing is 207, 135 of those are the dead. 20 taken prisoner. Over 7500 displaced civilians.

Nancy Pelosi's visit and Blinken's interference seem to have worked to stop Azerbaijan's attack. Turkey's statement that Az. President told them 'the operation is over' is a cheap and transparent attempt for Aliyev to save face before his brainwashed population.

CSTO continues to be useless but Russian propaganda machine is spewing disinformation and hatred against Armenia and Armenians, so there is a reaction from the 'ally'.

It's hard to say how the situation will develop. Right now we only know we're on our own on the battlefield, the Russian border guards I'm the fighting zone fled their posts in direct violation of the agreement that allows their presence and CSTO is playing dead.

I'm putting my usual blogging on hold for now.

[mooifyourecows]

moo i’m so devastated with what america is going to turn into. it already was a shit show but now not only am i losing my right to bodily autonomy and i’m probably going to lose a lot more sooner than later. not only as a woman but also as a lesbian. i’ve seen things about how the supreme court might reverse same-sex marriage protection and i’m honestly prepared for the worst at this point. america is going to turn into hell for everyone in it and likely everyone around it.

I know it's all pretty bleak, but don't lose your hope. If one good thing will come from this nightmare, it's that the moderates and liberals who weren't radicalized before are going to be now. Voting isn't enough, but if we all work together to get leftist politicians into office and get rid of do nothing democrats like Nancy Pelosi, change IS possible

We just need to stay informed, stay mad, and stay hopeful that things can get better. Understand what things you CAN do and don't kill yourself over the things you can't. We flipped states in 2020 and we can flip even more now. Just support the people who lean the utmost to the left. The type of people that all your conservative relatives would call antifa extremists. That's who we need to replace the useless democrats stinking up congress and the senate

If we can get rid of the filibuster and electoral college, expand the court, and codify everything that should have been codified years ago (thanks Obama you useless liar)(biden still has a chance but its looking not good so we will also go ahead and file him under useless too), then we have a chance to make this country about half as good as they tried so hard to brainwash us it was

The younger generations are wising up. They've been radicalized earlier and in larger quantities than the ones who came before them. Every year a new wave of gen Z voters join the fight and you'll see that every year the old conservative incumbents will be replaced with younger, better people who actually give a shit.

I know it's not good enough. I HATE when useless democrats say "vote 😋" as a solution to our problems, especially in a country where the popular vote means nothing and the supreme court isnt elected by regular people. I know its fucking infuriating and ive been overwhelmed by all my rage and sadness the past few days. I want to riot and burn things down, drag our oppressors into the street and publicly execute them so that the change we deserve can happen TODAY. But we live in a horrifically militarized state and even peaceful protesting results in the brutality and death of innocent lives. so our dreams of justified bloodshed can't be so easily carried out

Stay mad though. Educate everyone around you. Help where you can. Remember that there are states where its still legal to get abortion access and there are resources to help people in need. Just stay safe and limit the amount of data they can steal from you in any way possible. Delete the apps that need to be deleted. Install Mozilla Firefox or other browser that ensures privacy. Get a VPN. Don't sign paperwork. Don't talk to the cops. Spread useful information to all your friends and neighbors and classmates and beyond.

Everything fucking sucks but things can always change

[madamspeaker]

i've always found nancy inspirational, but the fact that she came straight back after the insurrection despite direct and harrowing threat to her personal safety just raised it to a new level. and she has been so vocally disparaging towards the people who committed/encouraged it, but has never focused on the threat to herself (which frankly was probably the worst of any politician present, given the way they've treated her from the start), instead the precedent it sets for the country.

Thank you so much for this message. It just seems so wholly typical of Nancy to just go straight back to work after something like the insurrection - and it had everything to do with her wanting to make sure that those who took part in the attack on the Capitol knew they had not won, because it strikes me that everything she does comes down to the good of the nation. She genuinely believes in all those Lincoln quotes she recites.

The thing is, so few in the media even consider the threats against her, which is why I was sort of pleased that the House Impeachment Managers had included the footage of those terrorists roaming the halls, calling her hame out in that chilling way, and the fact that she had to be removed from the entire Capitol complex. The shock some reporters expressed at the latter sort of illustrates how rarely any of them consider her security at all (or listen to her). This is a woman who I dare say has been dealing with death threats since she entered Congress. Never forget, Nancy Pelosi was advocating for groups and causes that although every decent person is on their side now, most were not back in the 80s and early 90s. I don’t doubt for one second that she was already getting vile mail and threats because of her support for LGBTQ groups and advocacy for AIDS/HIV research in 1987, and of course when she became leader of the Democrats in the House, it got so much worse. This is what that angers me the most - Republicans attack her without so much as a single consideration for what it means to her safety, her family’s safety, that of her staff, or the police that protect her. They’ve literally spent decades demonising her, and lately with the help of the far-left - anything for a quick political point score, but with zero thought to the fallout in real terms, how their words could be interpretted by gun carrying individuals and and others who are incapable of understanding the nuances in political attacks - or maybe it’s because such nuances don’t really exist anymore. The political attacks have stopped being about policy and have now become highly personal, the literal brainwashing of people into believing that someone like Nancy doesn’t just have a different political outlook on the world as them, but that she is an actual evil person, out to destory America. The fact that Republicans never get called out on this by the press, that indeed the press have in the last few years become little more than stenographers for that rhetoric needs to be addressed, because whilst Trump incited that mob on the 6th January, plenty of other Republicans have been inciting threats to Nancy for a hell of a lot longer than that. And the truly disgusting part is that they are still doing it. Having seen what happened on the 6th January, having watched that footage and heard the sounds of those thugs combing the halls in a hunting party for her, the likes of Lindsey Graham, Ron Johnson, Mark Meadows etc are STILL engaging in the same language and rhetoric that led to those men prowling Congress to murder her.

Also, consider this; my tagging system is fairly simple. I never use general tags like “American Politics”, “Democrats” etc when posting about Nancy. It’s just her name, and her title. I do that deliberately so as to avoid attracting people who might follow those more generic, wider in scope tags, and are out to troll. And yet I get the likes of these...

There are people out there who are searching for her by name. They aren’t just stumbling on one of my posts because they went looking for something or other about Democrats or American Politics - the only way to find my posts is to look for her by name. These are kind of individuals Republicans incite, and are still inciting. Individuals who have bought into Republican garbage about how she hates America, how she will destroy the country, that she’s a drunk (the irony of that one given she doesn’t touch alcohol). They are actively name searching her and leaving messages like this on a nobody’s Tumblr account. If I am getting messages like that, consider what Nancy is getting!!! What her staff have to read every hour of every day. Consider what Christine gets! It must be godawful, and yet Nancy doesn’t complain, because if she did she’d be accused of a) being a “snowflake”, or b) not tough enough. The system is stacked against her - verbally attacked, physically hunted, but because she is a woman, and women must be super tough and show no fear at all or else be considered weak, she has to endure the abuse.

Thank you for also highlighting that she never talks about the trauma in terms of herself - it always is about how others have been affected. It seems so very her to approach trauma like this - end of the day, Nancy is a mother first, and it always shows (her presser yesterday, she ended by telling the press corps to be careful going home because of the weather). I don’t think she can help it, but also, she doesn’t get a choice. I’ve wondered a lot about the Stahl interview over the last few weeks, and the fact that she never once asked Nancy how she was after the attack. Reid was the same a week later. And whilst it may have been the case that Nancy requested them not to, that seems unlikely - journalists rarely react well to having their questions censored, which means neither thought to ask her. No one asked “How are you after what happened, Madam Speaker?”, which says it all really. I mean, she probably would have dodged the question anyway and spoke about her staff because Nancy always focuses on the effects of trauma on others, but it is also true that no one ever thinks to ask about her or give the option to talk about herself. She is continually an after thought for the press, unless she eats ice cream or makes the mistake of believing the word of her hairdresser.

[biglittlecrane]

So, in wistful hopefulness, I took a peek at movies & TV being advertised right now. Maybe there’s something entertaining instead of “instructional”, I thought...

So, I watched some ads for “Wandavision”. It immediately seemed to describe what the Democrats urgently want normal people to be doing right now: ignoring all the shitola and theft going on, that it was like feeling Nancy Pelosi’s hand in my pocket. Then I looked at some new video games... Far Cry, with bloody rioting scenes. Noooo thanks, creep. Oh, the cute one where people worship the darnedest things. An American family sitcom? Sure. I’m not even going to look. They annoyed me even they weren’t trying to brainwash me. Boycott. Rejection. Still on.

https://rumble.com/ve9sep-ricky-gervais-five-time-golden-globes-host-is-the-king-of-cringe.html

Cheers, Ricky.

[docgold13]

Doc. You think they cherry-pick the constitution. I don’t think they even do that. They just believe what they’re told. I feel so sorry for them because they’re brainwashed and clearly have some extreme deep seated personal issues, but at the same time I feel angry at them because of everything. I feel much more angry at the people who enabled this; Rupert Murdoch and Fox News, Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, Rudy Giuliani, the President, QAnon and whatever extreme right wing media outlets I haven’t heard of.

I still can’t get images from that rampage out of my mind. I still see the man waving the confederate flag. I still see that QAnon nutter chasing that black cop up the stairs. I still see Jake Tapper shouting at the camera ‘I hope you’re happy, Rupert Murdoch’. I still see Shep Smith breaking down in tears, blaming himself for the insurrection. The man with his feet up on Nancy Pelosi’s desk. The person, who for some reason, was carrying a Tongan flag. As in the flag of the country of Tonga. 🇹🇴 People scaling the walls. Replacing American flags with Trump 2020 flags.

I’m not an American, but seeing all that unfold made me realise, my country has an extreme right wing lunatic in charge. But still he probably wouldn’t allow our legislative centre of government to be overrun by terrorists like this. America has lost its legitimacy and has to get rid of the President. They can’t claim to be “spreading democracy” while having a bloody attempted coup in the heart of its own government.

It was shocking, but you could see something like this coming from space. You don’t crank a Jack-In-The-Box without expecting the Jack to come out. And as bad as it looked the other day-from what I’m now seeing on CNN and my own country’s news sources-it was worse. I do not think this is the end. I hope it is. But I don’t think so.

It has been a horror to behold.  And I agree that it hasn’t manifested out of nowhere.  This madness has been festering and fomenting for years, billowed for power and profit by unscrupulous cads.  

It may seem pedantic, but I do feel that the fragility and insecurity of hegemonic masculinity is at the root of this rot.  The power, status and dominance that white men possess over other groups is being (slowly) chipped away and there has been a violent counter-reaction to it.  It’s the same thing that led to the American Civil War, that occurred in reaction to reconstruction, to the Civil Rights movement... any step forward is met with a pendulum swing reactance.    

America is becoming a majority minority nation... just as Europe is becoming much more populated by people of Middle Eastern descent.  These are natural aspects of the evolution of our species.  And that inevitability is freaking out those who most benefit from the current status quo.  Nothing can stop this demographic shift; and as we get closer to that tipping point the potentiality for violence grows to an absolute certainty.  

I realize it is sort of my job to help assure people and assist in their coping with stress, yet to be honest I’m totally freaked out.  

[rwbthunder]

The loss of America

For the sheep who still just don't get it, thanks,...for nothing. Our country and very liberties are at stake as never before and yet there are still those who believe the answer is leftist democrats. As one who has lived and served in many countries who's people can only wish they had the very rights many in this country either know nothing about or have completely been brainwashed into giving up, I can tell you that the worst thing that can happen to this nation is if Biden becomes president. Just imagine this nation where the Constitution becomes "nothing more than an archaic document which is to be ignored, as to the second amendment, doubly so." as quoted by Sen. Dian Feinstein of California. Oh, yes she actually did say that. Now, imagine if you will living in a country in which citizens are not allowed to protect or defend themselves, speak as they choose, gather peaceably, own firearms, criticize the government when they fuck up, choose how they want to live, educate their children in what it means to be a patriot, freedom from selective persecution, freedom to speak, freedom to think... are we getting the picture yet, forgive me if I don't break out the puppets and crayons. The point being, republicans must join forces and defeat the fascist left or stand to loose all. If you watch the news carefully, you have heard Sen. Nanci Pelosi "we must defeat the Republicans at all costs." If you have any backbone at all, it's time to voice your opinion because if the democrats take power, it very well could be your last. Follow us Veterans who have taken a stand against both liberals and democrats who have time and time again voiced threw their very actions that we (Veterans) don't matter nor do we deserve the benefits we have earned. If they can do that to us, what do you think they will do to you...Oh, been there, done that, and we all know how that turned out now don't we. Can anyone say Obama. To quote the poet Santayana, "Those who fail to learn from the injustices and misdeeds of the past are doomed to repeat them." Let that sink in.   

Anon, thanks for this.

Please read...

[sgtsavoytruffle]

Joaquin Phoenix ~ Joker

The Real Best Picture. Best Actor. Best Director.

I’ve got a parasite for you right here... The Oscars are nothing more than a leftist political puff piece. Art has been sacrificed for “political correctness.” They were only forced to give the award to Joaquin Phoenix because they had no choice, due to his performance. Joker was only “allowed” one win of the “big three,” otherwise they get angry tweets about “Oscars so white”

I only speak the truth. It makes you uncomfortable? ...lmao

Taika won an Oscar for a tongue-in-cheek performance of Hitler, and during his post awards acceptance speech joked that white Americans that stand up against the beyond-corrupted leftist political machine run by Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff, and lol, Joe Biden, should be jailed. Check it out. That’s what LaLa Land will do to you. Fools. If everyone is telling you that the pear is an apple, and you want to work and get paid, suddenly the pear becomes an apple. There is no pear. There is nothing too intricate about brainwashing. Brainwashing most people is not hard. Look at religion. Look at the Democratic Party. Just go with the crowd. Now you’re in. It’s simple, and it’s for suckers.

Joker lost “Best Makeup” to a little seen anti Fox News movie called Bombshell. Let me repeat that, lol: Joker lost Best Makeup to a movie called Bombshell that nobody saw. Ok. His makeup was flawless.

Fuck the Oscars. As always in recent memory, they fucked up Best Picture. In this case, because they didn’t want angry tweets about “fuck white people.” But if a “non white movie” was to sweep the awards, not an angry tweet is sent.

If Todd Phillips were a woman and/or a person of color, and had directed the exact same movie, he would have won at least one directing award on the circuit, including probably Best Director. Sure. It’s 2020. Where have you been? Oh right, you’re a brainwashed conformist. 

I could go on, but it’s just bullshit. I go back to not giving a fuck. The Oscars lost it’s core viewership years ago. I only paid attention to see how few awards Joker would actually win.

Stick that in your Bong and smoke it. The truth is always a bitch. I could give a fuck how big of a brainwashed conformist you actually are. I am not your safe space.

#Oscars nothing more than a leftist political puff piece

And Joker will remain to be one of the best films ever made, regardless of any Hollywood circle jerk. Bastards.

No puff post to be found here.

Boom. yawwwwn

[kob131]

https://dudeblade.tumblr.com/post/614400525499252736/what-if-trump-decides-to-save-republicans-but-not

It is shocking to see just how low the Trump Administration has brought American democracy in a few short years. Holding aid to an ally to invent dirt on a Democratic opponent was alarming enough to force the hand of Democratic leaders to impeach the president, even though it was clear they didn’t actually want to. And conservative policy has always been generally hostile to the lives, health, and voting rights of people it doesn’t consider part of the Republican coalition.

You know, because it’s okay to have a politician get away with something the other guy is supposedly getting IMPEACHED for (and I say supposed because Russia was cited a fuck ton during the impeachment. You know, the country the UKRAINE OPPOSES) because he has a D next to his name.

And you wanna try selling that ‘conservative policy is hostile to non conservatives’ horseshit when you aren’t surrounded by people who are hostile to conservatives and anyone NOT far left while the conservatives are the only ones with STANDARDS?

But the prospect of an American president using vital resources in a pandemic to curry political favor, keep his supporters alive and let his opponents die in the thousands is something unprecedented in all of American history.

You know, except for MOST PRESIDENTS. Aand is also unproven since there are NO SOURCES in the article to back this shit up.

With all due respect to the reporters who worked hard on this story-

All 0 of them because the only sources in the entire article cite THE FUCKING SAME SITE, something no reporter would do out of fear of being laughed out of the field.

the phrase “they do not appear to follow discernible political or geographic lines” seems comically wrong. Massachusetts, Maine, and Colorado are blue states getting severely shafted. Florida is a swing state that leans red, and it is getting everything it asks for and more. If these figures are part of a larger pattern, it looks very much like political favor currying for some, and vindictive neglect for others

Yeah yeah Nixon, keep telling us about all that proof on that blank sheet of paper of yours.

It looks especially bad in light of the days-long campaign of not-so-subtle extortion of Democratic governors to praise Trump more and take more of the blame themselves if they want their citizens to receive direly needed medical supplies from the same federal government that is outbidding them. 

Ah yes, like all those nasty republicians....not taking their vacations to draft a bill to help the American people...and then Nancy Pelosi stopped it....held the aid hostage...until she could extort unpopular bills in exchange for the lives of the people she is suppose to represent....

... Ah shit, reality got in the way. Better gouge out them eyeballs and fall deeper down the rabbit hole huh?

The president’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani even went on Fox News to tell infuriated governors that they should “Take the blame when you have to … when you play with your boss, sometimes it’s better when you don’t win the golf game. He’s the boss, he’s got all the resources.”

You know, citing a NOTHING TWITTER ACCOUNT CITING AN OUT OF CONTEXT CLIP WITH NO SOURCE.

We don’t even know what was said BEFORE HAND.

Right now, Republicans are less concerned about coronavirus than Democrats because the virus is mostly impacting urban areas so far. Many Democrats have been expecting that once red states and rural areas start feeling the heat of the pandemic, the conservative movement and the White House will start to take matters more seriously and the ground will shift.

Sorry, we don’t listen to people without eyeballs.

Because the Republicans didn’t stop a bill from helping the US citizens, the Democrats did. The Republicians didn’t hold us hostage to get unwanted bills passed, the Democrats did. The Republicians didn’t risk lives, YOUR FUCKING PARTY DID.

Go eat shit.

So what did Dudeblade say?

Easy! We start corralling republicans into the camps that they praised, and gun them down with the same guns that they were willing to let the children die to protect.

Ah yes, because when someone lies through their teeth: we kill the victims right?

Oh wait, this is coming from the same guy who says minorities who vote for Trump are brainwashed and thus can’t possibly have free will and must be wrong while being a horrendous shit,

Tell me Dudeblade, how many of those children were shot in gun free zones because a mediated murderer won’t give a fuck about gun laws and no one could stop the shooter?

How many of those camps were under Obama, the man you defend as Jesus even as it’s proven HE started most of the shit Trump gets berated for?

How much would you give a shit if those kids were from Covington Catholic, even though those kids were victims of racial attacks themselves?

How much would you actually care if those kids liked Trump?

How much would you care if the virus WAS affecting rural areas or would you clap for joy because you revel in the pain and misery of people who disagree with you?

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, you are a FAR worse person than I am. And considering how deeply disturbed I am: that is saying a fucking lot huh?

You disgust me Dudeblade. And the fact that you hate me so much pretty much informs me that I have some kind of redeemable quality. Because being hated by someone who barely even ACTS HUMAN ANYMORE is a compliment.

Oh by the way, I see that new tag. “Conservatives shouldn’t be allowed to live in peace.” Can't wait for a time machine to appear so I can dumb your ass in Nazi Germany and FORCE you to get some damn perspective.

[thedepressedweasel]

While we were talking about the recent wildfires, my egg donor suddenly said that she hoped it destroyed Nancy Pelosi’s winery, that Nancy Pelosi was a thief and an evil horrible cunt and when I told her that Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell were the real thieves, she didn’t like that; after all, she hates that I can think for myself instead of being a brainwashed Trump-loving puppet that she wants me to be.

I can’t say that I’ve ever recalled Nancy Pelosi having her own winery and even if she did, I would never wish any wildfires on it...and if I would ever wish that kind of destruction on anything, that would be Mar-a-Lago!

[rant-of-a-57-year-old-widow]

Somebody tried to steal my blog? Well, it has been 2 years.  So things are about the same.  I’ve watched a few of my clients pass away.  Still working my regular job--Have 2 clients right now that keep me pretty busy.  Also got into something called Pampered Chef.  OH, I guess I should back up...You don’t know what has happened--2020!!!! The Dumb Democraps have tried unsuccessfully to impeach President Trump, while the whole time making themselves look worse!! So the year started off the usual, then in March my Mammogram showed something unusual in my right breast.  Had to go back and in the midst of that, the Pandemic hit.  Covid-19.  Courtesy of China and George Soros.  That starts happening and then the riots start because of the death of George Floyd.  Big huge mess that the Democraps help stir up even more.  Now there is a race war heading our way.  You know, we were all good and fine until Obama got into the White House and promised a whole bunch of shit that never happened.  What did happen was really bad insurance (Obamacare) and if you didn’t have it, you were penalized! It was so crazy!  Said He was going to take care of his ‘people’ by giving them all these things--Know what they got? A piece of shit cellphone and a slap in the face, along with being brainwashed!  So fast forward back to now.  We have to wear masks to go anywhere out in public.  OH, we were under a house arrest of sorts for 3 months.  You couldn’t find bleach, hand sanitizer, and toilet paper!!!! Crazy shit! No pun.  Anyway, the real truth comes out about George Floyd, but by this time, major cities were being torn apart.  You can find everything now except bleach wipes, like Clorox 2.  Some food still isn’t on the shelves.  But anyway, we had to deal with a curfew several nights because the Dumb Left Democraps were out rioting and looting.  The walmart by me was hit the hardest, along with the mall.  I heard all of that mess going down.  Gun shots until 4am in the morning.  Anyway, a lot of businesses are failing because of this.  We got a stimulus check--Thank You President Trump--He wants to send out another but damn Nancy Pelosi, who should have been gone from her position a LONG time ago, is holding up the works.  She is trying to get mail in ballots on the board, which we all know that means everyone in the graveyards are going to vote for Pedophile Joe Biden!!! If we can riot, go to the store, we can vote in person!  So today marks the beginning of the Republican Convention.  I didn’t watch the Democrap one, I am not watching this one either.  I know who I am voting for!  And it ain’t the left!!!  The plan is to get Biden to win and after a month in office the VP will have to take over.  She is a woman of color--That will give ‘them’ what they want--A woman in office.  How they are saying she is black--Her Dad is from the Caribbean and her mom is Indian (dot in the forehead, not feather headband).  Biden has Alzheimer’s and can’t talk without a teleprompt...and even then He screws it up! I am more than confident Trump will win.  I want him to finish what he started.  They have had his hands tied behind his back at every turn.   So, it’s no wonder my page here was hacked.  But no more!  I’m 57, got my two kitty kids, and I am happy not having to put up with someone else’s bullshit.  I would like to find a handyman though.  Need some work done!

[longwindedbore]

Submitted for your Consideration: Are we the people being played?

Do these political positions sound familiar?

Partisan Politics for the Masses

“The Blind Opposition’s Corrupt Politicians promise to do one thing BUT actually do something very different. They SO obviously are lying incessantly that the Opposition’s voters must be clueless idiots. Or brainwashed by their Media. Or both.”

While in the other hand

“Our Noble Side’s Heroic Politicians are fighting almost insurmountable odds to do the right thing for the American Dream. Alas ,Our Side is all-too often FORCED to make concessions because of the recklessly irrational unwillingness of the Opposition to compromise one iota of their absurd and counterproductive political positions for the Greater Good. This we know because our Honest Media tells us so.”

We the People are so angry with each other that there are threats of the Civil War, the Remake. Hatred of one another over Political Chimeras that the Politicians have dreamed up to ensure that we hate one another.

Meanwhile the two sides in Congress are able to get along like lovers.

Bi-Partisanship for the Elite

Curiously enough, when it comes to Socialistic “free stuff” there is convivial bi-partisanship in Congress.

As long as the Socialistic “free stuff” is limited to Super-Rich Corporations. Big Spenders who then “donate” a portion of the free stuff back to the regulated campaign funds of Congress. Or better, to the��� unregulated PACs like

Paul Ryan’s Leadership Fund,

Rand Paul’s “RandPAC”,

Nancy Pelosi’s DNCC.

Or the original granddaddy of Legalized Bribery so admired and so copied it that put a legion of “bagmen” out of work: that unregulated “charity” that is the Clinton Foundation. The Foundation was established in 1997 after the re-election and oddly omitted from consideration of high crimes during the Impeachment.

This last week (Dec 8-14, 2019) we saw true Bi-Partisan Socialism-for-the-Rich in the hallowed House of Representatives.

All 189 Corporate Whore Republicans were joined by 188 Corporate Whore Democrats to pass a military budget increase - not for our troops - but for the Major Military Armaments Systems Cartel of Corporations.

AOC and “The Squad” were among the ‘nattering naysayers’

“But it’s ALL for the troops,” Our Heroic Politicians and Our Honest Media assure us. But wait aren’t they also the lying weasels?

Yep. $738 Billion dollar military budget:

$100 billion for the one million service personnel - Enlisted to Generals and Admirals, pay, combat pay, uniforms, housing, medical, training, family support including schools for the children.

$100 billion for endless foreign wars including ammunition to support 15,000 troops in in combat zones. 1.5% of our military is at war. We need some dead bodies to justify the cost of “incidentals”.

$538 billion for “incidentals” to Major Military Amament Systems Manufacturers.

Why is it so you think we spend 10 times as much as any other country - not on our “military” - on our military equipment.

How much has ISIS spent, let alone China or Russia, on nuclear powered aircraft carriers? Exactly ZERO. Combined. We got 20.

Has ISIS bought any Jet Fighters for their carriers or Air Force at $82million each? Fighter jets that after $400 billion in development can fly only after two weeks maintenance. Why would ISIS spend that when they could get Dassault jet fighter for $45 million!

Do you understand why the US President demanded NATO spend more on military? - To buy high priced US jets. What did the French President reply? - Okay, but we will be buying European made. End of US President’s interest.

Also do you understand why so many in Congress are opposed to “regulation”?

Oh, did I forget to rant about increasing the military budget while ignoring the mere $1 Trillion Federal Deficit resulting from the $1 Trillion Super-Rich Only Free-Tax cuts gratis Trump/Ryan/McConnell 2017. Paulie Ryan got a ‘don’t bother to hide the pay-off’ $500 thousand “donation” to the Leadership Fund from billionaire Charles Koch after the tax cut. Paulie would have spent the money on “Leadership” but he announced his retirement right after. And became a Lobbyiest.

The United States of America: Land of Spree and Home of the Knave!”

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Listing of Bi-Partisan Corporate Whores wearing American Flag lapel pins we need to vote out of office.

http://clerk.house.gov/evs/2019/roll672.xml

French Dassault Bargain Jet

USA! USA! USA! F-35

Whoo boy. Eventually ONLY $77 million per!

PS: “Stealth”Ships (idk but I can see the boat but where are it’s armaments?)

[genelutz]

TUMBLR TABLE OF CONTENTS

TUMBLR POSTS CHRONOLOGICAL

Daniel Hale

WHY YOU SHOULDN’T PRAY FOR MONEY

Doing the wrong thing the right way

WHAT CAN BE EXPECTED IF I’M ELECTED

THERE’S NOTHING GOOD ABOUT BAD PEOPLE

WHY BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE

GUNS DON’T KILL

IF I’M ELECTED PRESIDENT

GOD FEARING COMMUNISTS

GLAD MADNESS

DANIEL HALE WHISTLEBLOWER

MEET STEVEN DONZIGER

SUPREME COURT CARTOON

THE PORCINE EXTRADITION HEARING

CIA CONSIDERED KIDNAPPING AND KILLING ASSANGE

Silencing Julian Assange

THE CROOKED BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT

LOVELY PETER METER MAN

NSA SURVEILLANCE BLUES

TABLE OF CONTENTS OF MY MIND

WHAT COULD HAPPEN IF YOUR NOSE FROZE

A LOOK AT A BOOK

SIGMUND ANNOYED

THE PUNDIT

THE DANGEROUS ANTI-WAR PROTESTER

USELESS POETRY

THE HIP LIST

RECYCLED POETRY

ROAD POEM

THE POOR POET

WISE GUY

POEMS

YOU KNEE VERSE

THE CITY OF LONDON

Afghan Kings & Liberators, CIA Traps

THE LONG TIME POET LOOKS AT TIME

APOCALYPSE SURVIVAL KIT

A SOLUTION TO GLOBAL WARMING

MONEY IS GOD

ME MYSELF AND I

RE–POEMS FOR THE PENNILESS

CHRIS HEDGES: AMERICA THE FAREWELL TOUR

UNBELIEVABLE INTERVIEW OF NANCY PELOSI

POOR POET QUIPS OCTOBER 2020

DO IT AGAIN

AIN’T NO SUNSHINE WHEN IT’S NIGHT

TAILOR MADE NEWS

HOW TO HANDLE WORLD PROBLEMS

BERNIE’S GOING TO RAISE YOUR TAXES

IF THE BEATLES DIDN’T HAVE POETIC LICENSE

BABY I COULD DRIVE MY CAR

ABSURD JUSTIFICATIONS FOR WAR

Assassination

Chomsky “A hideous atrocity”

THE EVILS OF SOCIALISM

Trump’s Plan for Regime Change in Venezuela

How the Organization of American States Became an Agent of Regime Change

CHUCK SCHUMER’S VISION

RECIPE FOR DISASTER

SANTA CLAUS EXPOSED

THE BRAINWASHING OF AMERICAN DOCTORS

NSA SURVEILLANCE BLUES

I HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT

KKK COP

PHILOSOPHERS STONED

THE ORIGINAL POPEYE

WILLIE DIXON WALKIN THE BLURS

WILL BERNIE RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT IN 2020?

HOW WE’LL BRING DEMOCRACY TO YOUR COUNTRY

POLITIFACTS: HOW THINGS WORK IN WASHINGTON

THE DANGERS OF SLINGING

THE MAD COW DISASTER

THE WAR ON DANDRUFF

RONALD DRUMPF’S QUOTE

STANDING ROCK MERCENARY THUGS

THE RIGHT HAND GLOVE MYSTERY

TRUMP THE FASCIST PRESIDENT

A COLLECTION OF PHONY STATISTICS

WHAT THE UNITED STATES CREATES

ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION

POSTPARTUM PARTY POSTPONED

29TH SCHOOL SHOOTING THIS YEAR AS OF FEBRUARY 15

WEST BEAST EAST BEAST

WHAT THE REPUBLICANS ARE DOING TO THE LEAST OF US

CHOOSING THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS IN EVERYDAY SITUATIONS

Democratic Demographic

THINGS THAT GO TOGETHER

I WAS AT THE WRONG PLACE BUT IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE RIGHT TIME

$800,000,000,000

Centsless Poetry by the Poor Poet and his multiple alter-egos

SNIPS

MY LOVE AFFAIR WITH MONEY

IS TRUMP REALLY WORSE THAN HITLER?

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU

WHY WE GO TO WARS WE DON’T HAVE TO GO TO

IMMORTALITY AND THE FBI

COMMIE QUIPS

CORPORATIONS MIGHT REALLY BE PEOPLE AFTER ALL

ALPHABETICAL QUIPS LIST LISP

BACK IN THE UNITED STATES

GEORGE CARLIN ON POLITICAL DOUBLESPEAK

YABBA DABBA DOO

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MONEY AND DEER

WHY WE BUILD A WALL

REQUIEM FOR THE DEATH OF DEMOCRACY

DEBTOR’S PRISONS IN U.S.

OVERHEARD AT A TRUMP RALLY

WHEN POVERTY’S THE MALADY

MONSTERS OF THE ID

POLITICIAN FLIPS OUT

A HIGHER STANDARD

THE BIRDS AND THE BATS

SWAMI BEYONDANANDA’S STATE OF THE UNIVERSE ADDRESS

A CAPITAL SHIP

IF MONEY GREW ON TREES

CORPORATIONS MIGHT REALLY BE PEOPLE AFTER ALL

STUPIDITY TAX

\GENE VENTS HIS SPLEEN

IT’S WORSE THAN YOU THINK

COLBERT QUIPS

SNARKY OLIGARCHY VALUES

LORD MISTER FORD

LIES ARE TRUTH (OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?)

WARNING TO EXTRATERRESTRIALS

PACIFIC ISLANDS DISAPPEAR

HOLY CAR

LEAVE THE RICH ALONE

RON JOHNSON

GEE, SENATOR SANDERS

SWAMI BEYONDANANDA’S STATE OF THE UNIVERSE ADDRESS

HOW CAN THERE BE ANY SIN IN CYNICISM?

SOME THOUGHTS ABOUT MONEY

CHOMSKY THE GAZA CRISIS

THE ABU DHABI DOOBIE

[cksmart-world]

The completely unnecessary news analysis

by Christopher Smart

May 11, 2021

HOLY HOUSEWIFE, IT'S MRS. GOD!                                         

You think you get ignored, well how do you think Heavenly Mother feels? Really, nobody ever mentions her, not even at Thanksgiving. Here at Smart Bomb, we take our cues about Mrs. God from Salt Lake Tribune soothsayer Peggy Fletcher Stack. In a recent epistle, Ms. Stack said Mother in Heaven is gaining popularity within Mormondom. But not all Latter-day Saints are pleased: “ 'In some quarters, she has become domesticated as God the Father’s wife, with no identity beyond birthing spirit children, or as a “heavenly housewife,' they complain.” Oh, Heavenly Housewife!  What a bummer. Is there house cleaning in heaven? Poor Mrs. God, she sounds a little like Rodney Dangerfield. “She never gets a break,” said Margaret Toscano, who was banished by LDS leaders, Stack says, after writing about God the Mother. It's unclear why Matthew, Mark, Luke and John didn't mention Mrs. God in the New Testament. But what the hell, that was before women's lib. And why not? American Indians call this planet Mother Earth and they should know. And according to Wilson and the band, if there is breakfast in heaven, there's a Mrs. God, er uh, Heavenly Mother. (We'll stop digging here.)

SARAH PALIN WILL SING TO YOUR KID FOR $$$

You heard right, for $199 the former governor of Alaska and vice presidential candidate will sing Happy Birthday to your kid. And if that doesn't scare the hell out of you, we don't know what will. Former Utah Congressman Jason Chaffetz will do the job for $45, which could put your child in the psych ward — but it would be great payback to have him yodel to your former boss. It's all part of Cameo, the outfit that allows you to connect with celebrities (We couldn't possibly make this up.) You can get Chuck Norris for $450 or Caitlyn Jenner for $2,500. There are 3,000 choices. So the staff here at Smart Bomb got to thinking, what if we hired Real Housewives of Salt Lake to sing “Afternoon Delight” to Gov. Spencer Cox. (Cool.) Or what if we hire former Utah House Speaker Greg Hughes to sing “Do Ya Think I'm Sexy,” to SLC Mayor Erin Mendenhall. (Yecht.) How much would we have to pay Georgia firebrand Marjorie Taylor Green to sing “Ring My Bell” to Mitt Romney. But we needn't pay a dime to get Ted Cruz to sing “Tonight's The Night” to Liz Cheney. So, if you want to impress that special someone go to www.cameo.com. What could possibly go wrong.

RUN FOR YOUR RIGHTS TO LAVERKIN

The freedom loving folks of St. George are mad as hell and they're not gonna take it anymore. That's why the county commission declared all of Washington County a “sanctuary for constitutional rights and freedoms” last week. Yeah, damn it. Ever get the feeling those jack-booted feds are gonna come to get your guns and that crossbow you have for sporting purposes only — except for that one time with the neighbor's dog. Well that's your 2nd Amendment Right, damn it. And did you ever get the sneaking sensation those cancel culture bastards are going to stop you from posting conspiracy theories on social media. They want to brainwash us into thinking Joe Biden is president. Well, that's your 1st Amendment Right, damnit. Did you ever think they might break down your door and jail you without a trial and without facing your accuser, like with those Jan. 6 Capitol patriot fighters? Well, that's your 6th Amendment Right, damnit. That's why people still fly “Trump” flags — because they stole the election and now they're stealing everything. We want our country back. Til then, we'll hold out in LaVerkin, like Butch and Sundance, where them mean ol' Pinkertons Nancy Pelosi and AOC can't get their stinkin' commie claws into us.

Post script — That's a wrap for another hysterical week here at Smart Bomb where we keep track of falling space junk so you don't have to. Speaking of space junk, UFO sightings have almost doubled during the year of the pandemic. Now we know why pregnancies are down — staring out the window instead of...  It's so serious the Pentagon will convene a task force to investigate “unidentified aerial phenomena” and will publish its findings. Maybe there is life out there! But wait, if the 1961 Drake Equation is right, those aliens are looking for a new home because theirs has been destroyed. “The prime factor affecting life's prevalence: intelligent creatures tendency toward self-annihilation.” This could also explain what's happening to the Republican Party. Another theory is that Republicans who hated Trump and now love him are victims of “The Body Snatchers.” And “That Thing From Another World” might explain Trump, himself. Things have gotten so crazy here on Planet Earth that science fiction now seems rather ho-hum. Or as Michael Gerson, senior policy adviser to George W. Bush, described the current state of affairs: “To be a loyal Republican, one must be either a sucker or a liar.”

Well, Wilson, it's nice to know that you and the band are keeping your cool in these trying times — it must be all the meditation — right. But anyway, what do you think Liz Cheney would be singing right about now:

I've been cheated Been mistreated When will I be loved? I've been put down I've been pushed 'round When will I be loved? When I find a new man That I want for mine He always breaks my heart in two It happens every time I've been made blue I've been lied to When will I be loved? Oh, I've been cheated Been mistreated When will I be loved? When will I be loved? Tell me, when will I be loved?

(When Will I Be Loved — Linda Ronstadt)