lostandnefarious

[warcats-cat]

Ok y'all. I'm mad.

See, Youtooz teased the mini plushies a while ago, and I've been super excited. But then, I realized they would probably be sold as blind boxes, which is annoying, but whatever. I figured I could buy a few and then find other fanders to trade with.

And THEN, I see the preorder page, and I see this shit.

$29.99 USD. For ONE 6 inch plushie, that you don't even get to pick. Anyone remember how much the original 9 inch plushies cost? Because I do!

What kind of ass backwards entitled bullshit is this?????? They really want to charge us almost $30 USD for MINIATURE plushies THAT WE DON'T EVEN GET TO PICK?????? AND THEN HAVE THE AUDACITY TO OFFER A "DISCOUNT" IF YOU BUY THE FULL SET OF FIVE FOR $100 USD.

And look, I don't know or care if this is directly Thomas's fault. Maybe it's just Youtooz being a shitty greedy company. I remember the FNAF Sun and Moon plushies were $30 each. But those also had magnets in them, so you could pin them to your shoulders/bags/whatever and show them off; so I figured that's what caused the higher price tag.

It just astounds me that a creator like Thomas who claims to be so fan focused would agree to so much of a rip off. I really really hope for his sake and the sake of us as a fandom that this decision wasn't his, because it's gonna reflect really badly if it was.

[sillydumbdoll]

Wouldn't you make such a fun Alex, in a skin-tight catsuit with built in heels? I'm sure a few accessories could be hidden under the suit to make the cosplay more exciting for you too.

How do you feel about cold, clinical captivity? Picture a scientist obsessed with turning girls into dolls, treating you as a test subject, taking down precise notes as they subject you to every torment and test they can think of?

How do you feel about an owner altering your body? Changing the size and shape of your breasts, or shortening your calf muscles so you can only stand up on your toes.

Since you're so clearly desperate to be humiliated with this question, I'll indulge you. What was that about the pee fantasy you mentioned? I want you to elaborate in excruciating detail.

1. YES 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 Now I will admit, this is a scenario I think of when I’m in a rare mood because I’d rather my kidnapper be obsessed with me, but the idea of them wanting me to just be a doll, my only purpose to be experimented on and turned into an object is still hot…

2. I like this idea sometimes but other times it freaks me out! With bimbofication, I sometimes think about my body being altered to be more like a Barbie doll body, like the things you mentioned, but other times the thought is scary!!

3. Oh no…. So this one is actually so common for me to think about which is actually embarrassing but clearly I can’t resist telling everyone everything about me so here we go…

I’m in a very pretty dress and innocent sweet pair of lacy panties kinda like the outfit a certain anon got me off my Amazon wishlist 🤭 and sometimes in the fantasy, I’m in front of a group of people, but sometimes instead I’m being recorded on a livestream. I’m tied up, and I’ve been tied all day, I’m obedient and I’m being told by my owner to drink water so they hold the bottle up to my lips and I drink, they say more so I drink the whole thing. Some time passes, I’m still tied but I look a little uncomfortable. Before I get to ask anything, I’m gagged, and as more time passes I’m struggling and begging to be let out and being teased by my owner (if in a group, my owner and the others in the group) about how they can’t understand what I’m trying to say. I try to hold it but I can’t, and after a while of begging and crying and struggling to no avail, I finally begin to pee all over my pretty panties and dress while being made fun of my owner and the group/or chat about how I made a mess all over my pretty outfit, how dirty and bad I am for making such a mess and not asking to go, even though I couldn’t. ……

uhhhhhhh brb I gotta go do something 😋

[gemgirl28]

#3 or 4 for zutara? You’re one of my favorite zk fic authors :D

Brb anon just gotta pick myself up from the puddle of emotion I became at the idea that I’m one of your fave zutara authors 😭😭💜💜

I did 4 for Zutara here and I was going to save 3 for integrating it to zk month, but then this idea popped in my head and I’m pretty excited about it so I hope you enjoy!

3. A breathy demand: “Kiss me” - and what the other person does to respond.

“Zuuuukoooooo,” Katara sang, a little off key and a lot drunk. Zuko stifled a laugh at her antics, swiftly grabbing her glass and refilling it with water.

“Yes Katara?” He gently placed the glass in her hands, guiding it to her mouth. She took a big gulp, sighing as he pulled the water away.

“You take suuuuuch good care of me, didya know that?” Katara suddenly sat straight up, nearly knocking her head into his where he sat beside her on the small couch. “Why do you always take care of me?”

Zuko smiled softly, taking his chances that Katara might remember this in the morning. “Because I care about you, Katara.”

She leaned towards him, her face scrunching up in an adorable expression of confusion. “But like, how you care about Toph? Or like how you cared about Mai?”

Zuko let his hand rest lightly on her shoulder, just enough to keep her upright if she started to sway. “I think we should get you to bed,” he said, forcing his voice to remain level and calm. He stood, offering his hand to assist her up. Katara sighed but stood, leaning heavily on him as she wrapped her arm around his.

“Isss ok, you know?” Katara said as they walked from his study to her room. “If you don’t like me like I like you. I get it.”

If Zuko wasn’t so preoccupied with getting Katara safely to bed, he would have stopped dead in his tracks. As it was, Zuko stumbled, barely managing to keep them both upright.

“You... like me?” Zuko asked. The fact that Katara burst into laughter didn’t help his nervousness.

“Spirits Zuko! Do I have to spell it out for you?” Katara stopped suddenly, pulling him to face her. “I think I’m in love with you. I thought it was soooo obvious!”

Zuko blinked once. Twice. Three times, trying to force his mouth to catch up to his brain and say something, anything. Katara must have taken his silence for rejection because she sighed heavily, letting him go and taking off for her room.

“Isss stupid, I know. I mean, you’re my best friend! My very best friend. Don’t tell Suki!” She suddenly whirled back to where he was still standing, rooted to the spot. “Suki thinks she’s my bess friend. But it’s you.” Katara’s face melted into a frown, tears springing to her eyes. “And I love you, but you don’t love me,” she quietly said. 

The sight of her crying sparked Zuko into action. In two steps he was in front of her, wiping the tears from her eyes. “Who said I didn’t love you?” He whispered. Katara’s jaw dropped as she stared at him, eyes still glassy with wine and tears.

“But you- and I just- and I- you love me?” Katara stammered out. Zuko nodded, still not trusting himself with the weight of the words. Katara stared at him eyes flicking back and forth as she searched for any hint of him lying.

“Kiss me,” she whispered, breathless, “Please.”

Zuko wanted to. He wanted nothing more than to sweep her into his arms and press his lips to hers.

But Katara was drunk, having consumed a glass or two too many to celebrate the end of the latest trade negotiations. The last thing he wanted was for her to have any lingering doubts, for her to question if it was the wine or the truth. So he stepped back, shaking his head.

“Not like this, not tonight.” Zuko took her hands in his. “I want to do right by you. Let me escort you to your room tonight, and we’ll talk in the morning.”

“Promise?” Katara whispered. Zuko nodded, letting himself kiss the back of her hand to seal the promise.

“Yes. Now come on. You need to get some rest.” Zuko took her arm, guiding her the rest of the way back to her room.

“Good night, Katara,” Zuko said. Katara yawned as she slipped in her room.

“Night Zuko. Talk in the morning.” She closed the door with a thud. Zuko sighed as he turned to head to his room.

Yes, they would have quite a lot to talk about in the morning.

Send me a kiss prompt and a pair

[thefoundationproject]

On my reread of the series, I noticed something in Recurring Event. One line says "If Jesse’d had anything in his trouser back pockets he’s sure they’d have been lifted too, just because" when referring to Kix. I know this was probably just a throwaway line, but it gave me a question. Does Kix know how to pickpocket? He's a medic, so he must have steady hands. Now I want to know if he's ever used it to get revenge, or if there's ever been contests with the handmaidens. Do you have any thoughts?

Aw heck anon you just gonna super casually drop ‘oh don’t mind me just here rereading your fics and making you squee like a porg in a freighter’ on me there?  Dang.  Brb, gotta go squee like a porg in a freighter.

“Larceny.”

“Veto.”

“Grand larceny.”

“Why in all the black,” Kix wonders idly, “did I ever imagine you would be helpful.”

“Every man’s got his flaws, LT.” Coric grins.  “Yours just happens to be a terrible judge of character.”  He shoves his shoulder companionably up against the paneling and eyes the unfolding carnage below with an assessing eye.  Kix doesn’t do this Force business but he can see all the twisted ankles in the near future.  “Terrible, terrible judge,” Coric muses.  “Awful.”

“Thank you Sgt.”

“Garbage.”

“Thank you-”

Jesse does something that’s probably against the rules: some showy roll that gives him line of sight to the backs of one of the Cpl’s knees.  The trooper goes down, takes the vod next to him and Ahsoka doesn’t have time to leap to safety.  Jesse is so, so very smug as he pips a gustbolt right off her forehead.  He flicks the gustblaster in a showy spin and flips it snug into his holster.  It’s an altogether far too flashy a show for Murderball but there’s no denying the skill in it.  He stretches, and leans over to help all three up.  

“I think,” Stitches drawls with a petty sort of snide, “that it’s not his character the LT wants to get -”

“Just how far can I demote someone without needing Captain approval?” Kix wonders.

“-test how well the bunk bolts hold-”

Never mind.  The Captain will approve it if he knows what’s good for him. Right after Kix volunteers this lot for a few rounds of this Murderball nonsense and at least one turn on a Playground course.  Get some manners bashed into them, and the Guard gets themselves a win over Torrent to perk their morale up a bit.  Brilliant.

Glint slips up all cat-like quiet while the other two quibble unaware of Kix’s impending plot.  “It’s not a bad idea,” he mutters, a deep rumble in his chest.  “The larceny.” ��Kix gives him his blandest stare but few things ever ruffle Glint.  He shrugs, and tips a chin down towards the field.  “Vod’s using a lot of fancy gunplay.  For a scout.”  And that seems to be about all the words Glint plans to bother with.

Kix had noticed though: Jesse’s swapped weapon types each round and maybe Kix has been watching him long enough to know that he doesn’t usually.  He could be reading too much into it.  Or it could be on purpose.  

Could be that Jesse might take note of an encroachment in kind.  Could be worth thinking about.

“And thus,” Coric narrates mournfully, “began another LT’s descent into moral degeneracy.”

“‘Began’?” Kix wonders so pleasantly every medic takes notice.  “How cute.”

His every move is nonchalance as he fishes a flimsifoil package from an inside pocket of his grays.  Coric purples in rage.  “Are those my-”

Glint, because Glint is now Kix’s favorite, gets handful of choco-covered caff beans, snacks Coric was fool enough to cart around in his hip pouch while mocking his superior.  Actions have consequences.

“Think about it,” Glint says, and crams the entire thing in his mouth before Coric can tackle him.

Jesse glances up at the clang of Kix’s Ssgt’s diaphragm meeting Kix’s elbow and cussing viciously through wheezes.  One corner of his lips tug up in a very flattering smirk.

Well hell, looks like Kix might think about it if it will fetch him another of those.

“This is abuse of authority,” Coric hisses and doesn’t think to protect his pack of caff gum.

[fandom-puff]

Hello :3 I saw someone requested a Tommy smut alphabet and I was wondering if you could do a variation for a male reader. It doesn't have to be everything, it can just be the things that are gender specific in the original one. I really like your stuff, keep it up! :3

Hi anon! Thanks for requesting this- a lot of the original still applies, so a lot are blank, but I’ve added some Male!Reader ones where needed- so ones that stay the same will be indicated with a ‘//‘💕💕 enjoy :)

Tommy Shelby smut alphabet (Male version)

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

//

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favourite on him: //

On you, he loves your back- he loves gripping onto your shoulder blades as you fuck, leaving little crescent shaped marks from his nails

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Tommy loves to be filled. The feeling of you spurting into him makes him dizzy with lust. He also likes when his own cum splatters up his belly while you fuck him

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

// but add HIM being overstimulated to the mix :)

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s experienced being the fucker, so you probs won’t know your own name when he’s through with you.

As for being the fuckee... he has little to no experience (thanks to homosexuality being ‘immoral’ up until the 60’s) so you get to witness first hand what tommy Shelby is like when he gets fucked

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

He loves being on his back with his knees thrown up over your shoulders. It just makes him feel a little safer, less exposed (even though his cock stands proud :))

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

//

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

//

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

//

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

//

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

//

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

With a male partner, he would prefer to do it in his HOME office or his bedroom- less chance of getting caught (again, period-typical homophobia is an absolute bitch)

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

//

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

//

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Tommy Shelby gives great head regardless of his partner’s gender, pass it on.

He’ll look up at you with those big blue eyes to make sure he’s doing it right, and when you grip his hair to push him further onto your dick, his eyes roll back and his nostrils flare and ooO it’s all you can do to not shoot cum down his throat two minutes into it

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

//

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

//

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

//

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

//

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

//

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He is a little SHIT. He’ll work you up, then say ‘Brb gotta go see the horses’ or some shit like that, leaving you hard and throbbing. He’ll then take his sweet time when undressing you (until you grab his throat 🙃)

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

//

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

//

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

//

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

//

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

//

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[saeyoungs-sunflower]

what are the rfa s weddings lik?

Hey, anon! This request was SUPER cute, thank you so much for sending it! I absolutely loved it💛It’s nearly 3am and I am knackered so I may re-edit this is the morning but we’ll see! I hope you enjoy it! xx

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RFA weddings

Zen:

❤︎ A medium sized wedding

❤︎ He does invite his family, and it’s the first time they’ve seen each other in years

❤︎ His family put their differences aside to see you get married, and it was a huge turning point in their relationship with each other

❤︎ Did he cry? Just one elegant, pearly tear that glided down his beautiful bone structure. He’s emotional, but he’s gonna be pretty about it I mean this is Zen we’re talking about

❤︎ Best man? the fishbread man It’s gotta be Yoosung. He considered maybe asking his brother, but it just seemed inappropriate considering how he turned his back on Zen when they were younger. And he basically sees Yoosung as a little brother anyway ;)

❤︎ Flower theme? Roses. Of COURSE. Only the most romantic flowers for you

❤︎ “MC they also match my eyes!”

❤︎ dork

❤︎ Now the wedding is pretty straight forward until the reception

❤︎ Because I need you to understand something

❤︎ Apart of the RFA, all of Zen’s friends are actors

❤︎ And y’all, the dance floor is so chaotic

❤︎ But also it’s so lovely because everyone is having an amazing time and the energy is so contagious

❤︎ Whilst everyone is partying though, Zen took you outside

❤︎ “Today’s been the best day of my life, but it’s been so busy that I haven’t got a chance to be alone with you.”

❤︎ I-

❤︎ He tells you just how gorgeous you look in your dress, and how he feels like the luckiest man in the world because he was the man that you wanted to spend the rest of your life with

❤︎ And that’s when he cries

❤︎ Just full on sobbing

❤︎ He’s had some champagne okay let the boi cry

❤︎ The Romantic Wedding

Yoosung:

★ BIG wedding

★ Yoosung has a lot of friends and family and you wanted everyone dear to him to be there

★ Also they were just gonna turn up anyway so might as well invite them and avoid the hassle lmao

★ Did he cry? Actually, no

★ I know I’m surprised too

★ Everyone thought he would, but instead he just absolutely BEAMED

★ Like nobody has ever seen such a look of pure adoration and joy and everyone else is crying because oh my God he looks so happy and cute I-

★ Best man? I reckon it’ll be someone from his family. He seems like a family man, I’m sure there’s a brother or cousin that he’s super close to (no, not Rika lol)

★ Flower theme? Sweet peas because he is a sweet pea aw

★ It’s a fun night guys

★ You got to properly bond with his family and he yours

★ And because there were some younger ones in his family, there are plenty of games and activities to keep them occupied after the ceremony

★ Which Yoosung also manages to rope you into

★ You learnt that playing musical bumps in a wedding dress is much harder than it looks

★ It’s a very sweet and fun day. The ceremony is taken seriously but after that you just enjoy yourself

★ You’re both exhausted by the end of the night, but also can’t wipe the smiles of your faces

★ The Fun Wedding

Jaehee:

☞ We know that Jaehee doesn’t half-arse things okay

☞ Girl goes ALL OUT

☞ If Jaehee’s planning it, then there isn’t a petal out of place and it’s the most gorgeous wedding no joke

☞ Like Zen’s, it’s a medium sized wedding

☞ She doesn’t have a lot of family but she does have some school/college friends that she invites

☞ YOU DO THE SUPER CUTE THING RIGHT where you both walk down the aisle from opposite sides and meet each other in the middle because you BOTH GOTTA HAVE YOUR BRIDE MOMENT OK

☞ Did she cry? I don’t think so. She’s absolutely ecstatic, but I don’t think she’s a cryer (also it took over an hour to get her makeup done she ain’t about to cry it off)

☞ Who gave her away? Our good old Zenny boi

☞ Just imagine Zen walking her down the aisle because obviously her father isn’t around to do it, and Zen has been her biggest fan (apart from you obvs) and IMAGINE HIM CRYING WHEN YOU BOTH GET TO THE MIDDLE BECAUSE YOU’RE BOTH SO BEAUTIFUL AND HE LOVES YOU BOTH AND OH MY GOD THE LOVE

☞ He cries more than he would have at his wedding lmao what a sweetheart

☞ Flower theme? Tulips! I dunno why Jaehee just seems like a tulip gal to me

☞ You make it your mission to get as many glasses of champagne into this woman as possible

☞ Because she has been s t r e s s e d all damn day. Jaehee it’s time to relax and have some fun

☞ And lemme tell ya, after a few glasses she hits the dance floor and it is glorious

☞ Watching Zen’s musicals has really taught her some dances because damn

☞ Your wife’s got moves

☞ The Perfect Wedding

Jumin:

♚ Oh, you thought Jaehee went all out?

♚ Then let me introduce to Jumin Han, the King of Extra

♚ It’s GRAND y’all

♚ It’s the most elegant wedding out of all of them

♚ You were reassuring him constantly that he didn’t need to spend so much or plan such a huge wedding

♚ You were head over heals in love with him regardless, and you would marry him in a shed for all you cared as long as you could spend the rest of your lives together

♚ But he insisted, saying that you deserved a day as special and beautiful as you were

♚ HE LOVES YOU OKAY LET HIM SPOIL YOU A BIT

♚ He invites a lot of people lmao

♚ We know he’s a family man, but he also wants to declare his undying love for you in front of many people as possible

♚ Like I said, King of Extra

♚ Also lowkey wanted to show you off lmao like “Yes this is my striking wife, emphasis on MY because were are married aren’t you jealous”

♚ Did he cry? Nope, don’t think so. Again, not because he’s not emotional, he just shows it in different ways

♚ Like the way that he physically cannot take his eyes off your

♚ Jumin bby you gotta blink come on now

♚ Best man? Jihyun, OBVIOUSLY

♚ Flower theme? Lilies. They are elegant and pure just like you ;)

♚ Or at least that’s how he sees you lmao

♚ VERY traditional wedding, but that doesn’t make it any less special

♚ Your first dance is the most tender and emotional thing that anyone has ever seen

♚ Yes that sound you hear is indeed Zen crying again. He just loves a good wedding guys

♚ The Grand Wedding

Saeyoung:

☀︎ Very small, intimate wedding

☀︎ It’s literally just your family/friends, the RFA and Vanderwood heheh

☀︎ Obviously he has no blood-relatives except for Saeran, but he considers the RFA as his family anyway so he’s very content

☀︎ Best man? Saeran, of course

☀︎ But also can we imagine Vanderwood as best man for like two seconds because woah

☀︎ Who do I have to pay to see that man in a suit

☀︎ Did he cry? Like a BABY. Literally the second that you walk through the doors he’s a sobbing mess

☀︎ He just never thought he’d ever have a day like this or meet someone like you and oh my God you look so stunning gET THE MAN A TISSUE

☀︎ Literally can’t even get it together for the vows lmao bless him

☀︎ Flower theme? Sunflowers  I mean look at my username I couldn’t not

☀︎ They’re just so bright and unique (as a wedding flower) just like him :)

☀︎ Sunflower is also a nickname he has for you PLEASE JUST LET ME HAVE THIS ONE OKAY so it was just the perfect choice

☀︎ The reception is also pretty unconventional

☀︎ Because the wedding was so small, you were all able to just gather round one table and chat all together

☀︎ And then you all danced and drank and laughed and you’re heart had never felt so full

☀︎ He never left your side all day, and his eyes were constantly fixed on you

☀︎ During your first dance he leaned in close and whispered in your ear

☀︎ “Thank you for making my life worth living. I love you with every fibre of my being, and I will dedicate my whole life to making you happy. Thank you, for everything.”

☀︎ “…also I think I can hear Zen crying.”

☀︎ The Intimate Wedding

V / Jihyun:

❁ A medium to small wedding

❁ But it’s also the most picturesque wedding you’ve ever seen

❁ Jihyun was in charge of decorations and oh boi he did not disappoint

❁ Every inch of that venue was a piece of art swear down

❁ Invited friends and family but only those he was at least fairly close to

❁ He didn’t care for inviting a bunch of people just to have a big wedding

❁ He wanted it to be a day of love, so he only invited those who he cared for and who he knew cared for him

❁ Did he cry? Ladies and gentleman we have another cryer. Not as intense as Saeyoung but there were definitely several tears once you met him at the alter

❁ Because you were right there…about to marry him. He never thought that somebody would love him the way that you do and he just couldn’t believe that it was all real

❁ OKAY I’M JUST GONNA GO CRY TOO BRB

❁ Best man? Do I even need to say? Obviously it’s Jumin

❁ Y’ALL the look on Jumin’s face when you got to the alter

❁ He was literally so proud of you both and also SO RELIEVED that his best friend found such a wonderful woman like you

❁ You manage to silently have a conversation with him, just with a few looks

❁ “Take care of him for me” “Of course, always.”

❁ I’M GONNA SCREAM

❁ Flower theme? NOT DAFFODILS THAT’S FOR SURE I think maybe baby’s breath. They apparently signify ‘festivity’ as well as sincerity, compassion, purity…

❁ Also I think that they just go with his aesthetic don’t @ me

❁ It’s a quiet wedding, there’s dancing and everything but it’s mainly slow dancing and meaningful conversations with your guests

❁ It’s so wholesome and sweet and just such a perfect start to your life together

❁ This man is gonna have a LOVING and PEACEFUL marriage with you because that’s what he deserves

❁ The Serene Wedding

Saeran:

☽ Just like Saeyoung’s, it’s a very small and intimate wedding

☽ In fact, it’s even smaller

☽ But that also made it so special

☽ Did he cry? He did not, but trust me he was going through a whirlwind of emotions

☽ He actually did tear up when you were saying your vows though

☽ Because he felt so cared for and loved and your promise that you would take care of him for the rest of your life made him feel more safe than he had ever felt before

☽ Best man? Driver Kim SAEYOUNG OF COURSE

☽ He almost asked Jihyun though just to piss Saeyoung off lol

☽ Flower theme? ALL OF THE FLOWERS. Saeran was in charge of flowers because he is a flower God okay

☽ I’m no expert in flowers so I’m not even going to attempt to explain what he did but just imagine some really nice flowers

☽ The overall wedding was a mixture of traditional and unconventional

☽ The actual ceremony is pretty traditional, mainly because Saeran just wanted to have something normal is his life, you know?

☽ He wanted to have the proper experience, and also wanted you to have that too because you’re life had been far from normal since you met him haha

☽ But then once the ceremony was over, you all had a meal and then the rest of the night was just talking with your friends/loved ones and just FEELIN THE LOVE YA KNOW

☽ It had been an eventful day, so everything was wrapped up sooner than most weddings are because partying into the early hours of the morning just wasn’t something that Saeran could/would want to do

☽ But that doesn’t mean it wasn’t the most special day of your life, because it was

☽ The fact that Saeran wanted to make such a commitment to you, despite everything he’s been through, was special enough and it was the perfect day for the both of you

☽ The Special Wedding

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This was super fun to think about, thank you so much! And please excuse the awful photo quality, Pinterest was not being kind to me :’)

This will be the last request I do today (I mean it’s technically the next day for me but shhh;)) but thank you for being so patient!! Take care <33

Masterlist 

[sapphirescales]

im home and im..............tired

[sweetpxsin]

Stray Kids: When you wake up from a night mare

Request: Anon

Member: Strays Kids

Plot: chan or stray kids in general reaction to their s/o waking up from a nightmare pretty please?

Genre: Fluff

Note:im on spring break have 4 A’s 1 B and IM STILL STRESSING OVER THAT ONE C+ LIKE SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THE SECRET TO PHYSICS! LIKE MY 3.6 GPA IS IN DANGER AND MY GPA IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME SANE (also this is trash brb gotta go kms) [ Master list // Request // Guidelines ] *gifs are not mine credits to original posters

[ C H A N ]

•Honestly speaking here Chan is probably still up by the time your nightmare even happens

•But his attention was instantly brought to you once he heard you whimpering and honest to truth he thought that his work was disturbing your sleep so he’d just lower the brightness of his laptop and plug in headphones, of course with one shifted slightly off his ear so he could hear you

•Though when your whimpering continued he stopped working completely and was a little shocked himself when he saw your body shoot up

•and at first he thought you had just woke up out of shock but when you turned to face him with tears brimming your eyes along with labored breath he knew something more was up and instantly would put his work away

•Chan wouldn’t hesitate to pull you close towards him knowing you need the physical  comfort more than anything right now

•His hand would be running comfortingly up and down your back as you told him what had happened in your nightmare and his heart would break a little when your grip on him tightened a little more as if you were afraid to lose him

•Before he started speaking he would give you a chance to calm your own nerves down before he offered comforting words and a nice cuddle that would lull you back into a peaceful slumber before he followed suit, his work now long forgotten

[ W O O J I N ]

•It wasn’t hard to notice your small whimpers and harsh sharp movements when Woojin was practically cuddling you in your sleep

•He’d gently take hold of your shoulders and try shaking you awake and only got a little more aggressive in his shaking once you didn’t wake up

•But once you did wake up he could barely tell because the only indicator he had was the loud gasp that left your lips and your labored breath that followed after

•Since he was already holding you he’d only pull you closer in response and ask you what was wrong and if there was anything he could do for you

•He’d allow you to ramble about what you were dreaming about before offering comforting words he knew would make you feel safe

•He also wouldn’t let you go the whole time knowing it provide some sort of comfort for you

•And by the time you had started to calm down he wouldn’t let himself fall asleep till knew you were sleeping peacefully in his arms

•Even before he’d go to sleep he’d make sure to give you  head a quick peck on the forehead

[ M I N H O ]

•You had fallen asleep with one of his arms around you way before him falling asleep so he didn’t fail to feel you  slightly tense in his arms

•and he didn’t hesitate at all to rip his eyes off the tv in front of him to see if anything was wrong

•Minho couldn’t help but frown a little seeing the look of pure distress on your face and his hands instantly went to holding your arms to shake you lightly just enough to get you to wake up

•Though he almost felt guilty with how abruptly you had woken up, but he was quick to realize he wasn’t the reason for you to wake up so quickly

•Partly because you looked like you were on the verge of tears and was even more tense than you had perviously been

•He wasn’t quick to pull you into his embrace rather he would ask you what was wrong, fully listening to what you had to say so he knew how to comfort you

•Afterwards he’d finally  pull you towards him

•and he’d depending on what you had a nightmare on the way he would comfort you would vary from soft and gentle words that would pull you back to Earth or he’ gently hold you knowing you’d find some sort of solace in just listening to his steady heartbeat along with him holding you

•And after that he’d try to make sure you fell asleep before him or at least at the same time so he would know that you were no longer bothered about whatever had disturbed yourself beforehand

[ C H A N G B I N  ]

•Changbin wasn’t in the bed at the time you were had fall asleep so he never got the chance to hear you whimper or jolt slightly in your sleep

•So you could say at the very least he was more than surprised for when you were practically almost falling out of the bed to only run into his arms

•And he could almost feel guilty with how tightly you were holding him, with your labored breath and glistening eyes

•Though it would settle in quickly that your random outburst was more than rash actions and was because you had in fact had probably one of your most worst nightmares yet

•And he wouldn’t hesitate as to pull you closer to him as he comfortingly run his hand up and down your back

•And because he was partly afraid your legs would give out from underneath you he would gently guide you back to the bed never breaking the physical contact

•Changbin would have you cradle in his arms tight as he gently ask you what was wrong, his other hand gently fixing your hair as you spoke in a hushed tone

•Once you had managed to calm down though he wouldn’t really try much to make you go to sleep because he knew you me own shock and his body warmth was enough to make you feel tired

•and once you finally did fall asleep he couldn’t help but to tuck Gyu in your arms as he continued to hold you like that till he himself fell asleep

[ H Y U N J I N ]

•Hyunjin wasn’t even facing you or holding you once you suddenly began to toss and turn in your nightmare but as your movement became more harsh he’d finally wake up

•at first he thought you were just trying to get comfortable till he saw the distraught look on your face and instantly reached over to wake you up

•But before he could reach over he’d be surprised once you jumped, your eyes snapping open

•he’d ask if anything was alright and if you were having troubles with sleeping

•He wouldn’t necessarily nor understand your sudden waking till you had told him about what you had dreamed about

•By then he’d have you wrapped up in his arms feeling slightly, guilty he couldn’t quite pinpoint as to why you were acting that way to begin with

•Afterwards he’d dedicate most of his time trying to get you to laugh or at least making you crack a smile so you were a little less worried about your nightmare

•And if that didn’t work he wouldn’t mind settling for the much more calmer and sweeter way to calm you down

[ J I S U N G ]

•Jisung would probably have you all wrapped up in his arms because he just loved the affection so it was only natural for him to feel you tense up quickly in his arms

•He would pull back from the embrace he had you in and try to see what was wrong only to see you awake in his arms

•At first he would question what was wrong and if you were having trouble sleeping but would instantly sense your hesitation in telling him

•It wouldn’t take him long to figure out that you had a nightmare and a soft smile would make its way to his face

•He would think about how precious were to still have nightmares, but only if they were the silly ones that didn’t make sense

•But he wouldn’t hesitate to pull you back into this embrace to mumble comforting words softly to you

•and if that wasn't enough to calm you down he’d also rub a hand up and down your back while leaving soft kisses against your skin knowing the affection would calm you down more than anything

•A small chuckle might leave his lips too if you cuddle into him further whining to him as if you were afraid he’d leave

•Of course he wouldn’t leave your side because cuddle up close to you till he fell asleep was a moment he was not about to

[ F E L I X ]

•To be honest Felix’s scenario would be very similar to Jisung’s in a sense that he’s full out big spooning you

•Thought to be quite honest he wouldn’t be asleep more like he was letting sleep slowly take over him as he admire you and even fixing the stray hairs that had fallen out of place

•But you jolting awake  was enough to snap him out of his own drowsy state and he was quick to ask what was wrong

• it would take you a moment till you finally told him what had happen and Felix would immediately respond in either one or two ways depending on how bad your nightmare had been

•If it was something small and silly, totally out of the ordinary Felix’ would shoot you his adorable laugh before telling you not to worry but if it was something a little more serious and realistic he would take the time to say something thoughtful

•Though not to the point it would bring down the mood it was thoughtful to the point it would bring a sense of piece to your currently tense and afraid mood

•And if all else false he’d hold you tight in his embrace and hum soothingly to you, to get you to calm down

[ S E U N G M I N ]

•Seungmin would be more like Minho’s scenario were you had managed to sleep in his arms while he was doing something on his own

•In this case you’d be laying on top of him, with his own back pressed against the bedframe as he continued to watch the movie infront of him, though your sudden jolts would be quick to grab his attention

•And at first he’d think it was just small reflexes and something just small till he heard your slight whimpering

•Only then would he take actions to try to wake up, like shaking your shoulders lightly till you woke up, finally in a sudden jolt

•When your gaze met his he’d be taken  aback slightly by your terrified/distressed face

•But would be quick to connect the dots and instantly his hands that were wrapped around your waist would be rubbing up and down your back comfortingly

•He wouldn’t necessarily force you to say anything rather he’d talk softly to you

•As if he was gently guiding you away from the terrible thoughts your nightmare may have brought upon you

•And just when he thought you were about to fall back to sleep he would gently sing your favorite songs to you, in an attempt to lull you back to your peaceful slumber

[ J E O N G I N ]

•He really isn’t easy to wake up but when he felt your sudden jolts of movement he pulled himself from his slumber to check up on you

•but before he could even get his hands on you to shake you away you were already jolting yourself up in a sitting position

•He could tell by your labored breath and the glistening sweat on your forehead that was highlighted by the moonlight that you had had a nightmare

•It wouldn’t take him long before he gingerly pulls you into his embrace

•And of course he’d tried to calm you down slightly by running his hands through your hair or rubbing up and down your back asking you about what you had dreamt about

•If it was nothing serious he would try to joke around with you till your wonderful smile appeared back on your lips, knowing you felt safe in his arms

•otherwise if it was more serious he would whisper comforting words and reassuring thoughts that his hyungs had once said to him when he was scared, till you were calm enough

•And if the circumstances called for it he’d stay up all night to make sure you felt safe in his arms till he finally cradled the both of you to sleep together

[fungal-wasted]

Ok girl haven’t been here in a while gotta catch up. 1. GOOD JOB ON THE NEW UPDATE SORRY I READ IT LATE I HAD NO TIME, 2. Yes I would join your discord server if I was invited, 3. Can you tag lunchbagboi and tell them their dragon seer looks very cool and I’d be down for more AU info? I’d tell them myself but I don’t think I can send anon asks :( anyway hope you’re doing well mo dhlúthchara <3 Liz

Ok ok this is A Lot hang on.

1. Don't worry about taking your time! Everyone has stuff to do and my main worry was "wait what if it was too dark I don't want to accidentally trigger Liz or anyone but idk what warnings to put here besides «things go wrong»". So, glad to see tou enjoyed it!

2. check our DMs

3. Yeah I'll send Maddie an ask about it brb. The blog has anon turned off.

4. I am doing quite fine, overall. Just one thing left to turn in for college before winter break ✨

[professorsparklepants]

Listen, I don't know who Raven and Kaldur EVEN ARE but I am extremely invested in this AU of theirs that you mentioned, I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS!

I started this on the bus today and you actually motivated me finish it, thanks anon.

Two disclaimers: every Teen Titans/Young Justice crossover I write has TT!Robin be Dick Grayson’s older brother Robert, nicknamed Robin. Also, I’ve never been in a restaurant kitchen for longer than .2 seconds.

Raven gripped her rescuer’s arm like a lifeline the whole minute and a half it took to walk to the kitchen, listening desperately to make sure Malchior hadn’t decided to follow them after all. The chef pushed the door open, sending about half the kitchen staff tumbling to the floor as he led Raven in before him. The door swung shut and she finally managed to breathe. One of the waitresses led her over to a little alcove full of serving trays as the staff grilled the chef that had helped her. As soon as her heart slowed to the same pace as her thoughts, she whipped her phone out of her purse and opened her friends’ group chat.

Raven: I just got rescued by the most handsome man in the world?

Cyborg: what did i do

Raven: Malchior showed up during my date

BB: OH SHIT

Raven: I guess he saw me in the window, because he pushed straight past the hostess and went straight to my table

Raven: I was in a booth so he just stood at the end of the seat so I couldn’t get out

Starfire: you should have let us kill him

Robin: ………………… star…………………………………

BB: she’s not wrong

Raven: David was in the bathroom and when he walked out he bolted before Mal even saw him

Cyborg: dump him

Raven: Thanks I was going to

Raven: I guess the hostess had gone to the kitchen when Mal showed up because one of the cooks came out

Starfire: is this the world’s most beautiful man?

Raven: Yes

Raven: He came up to my table and insinuated that he was my boyfriend and I was waiting for him to get off work, and offered to let me sit in the kitchen for the rest of his shift

Raven: Which is where I am right now.

Starfire: did you get his phone number?????????

BB: ABSOLUTELY get his phone number

Raven: I DON’T KNOW HIS NAME I’M NOT ASKING HIM FOR HIS NUMBER

Raven: Anyway, he has these super intricate serpent tattoos that go all the way down to his wrists

Robin: siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

Raven: They are. 

Raven: When Mal wouldn’t let me out of the booth he pushed his sleeves up and asked if there was a problem

Raven: He went from harmless caring boyfriend to “I will fuck you up outside the bar” in 0.3 seconds just by shifting his weight

Raven: I saw all the blood rush out of Malchior’s face. It was incredible.

Robin: wait what restaurant is this

Raven: The Greek one in the town center

Robin: brb gotta check something

Raven looked up and caught The World’s Most Beautiful Man staring at her. They held eyes for a second, then both looked frantically away as her text notification went off and the pan he was holding burst into flames. 

BB: dude i think my cousin works there

Starfire: if raven doesn’t get his phone number PLEASE get it for her

BB: you got it boss

Raven: SHIT he looked at me

BB: ???????

BB: good look or bad look

The World’s Most Beautiful Man flipped over a cut of meat and looked over at her just in time to catch the tail end of her glance. Raven hunched further over her phone, pulling her skirt up onto the chair as a waitress passed by her with a plate of appetizers.

Raven: How am I supposed to tell if it’s a good look

Starfire: did you wear your lengha skirt with your cropped blouse

Raven: Yes? why

Starfire: then he’s looking you up

Raven: Translation please?

Cyborg: jfc rae he’s checking you out

Raven: HE IS NOT

She peeked through her hair and caught The World’s Most Beautiful Man staring at her legs.

Raven: Shit I think he is

Raven: I don’t actually know what to do in this situation

Robin: hey is the world’s most beautiful man black with a bleached undercut

Raven: Yes??? How do you know that

Robin: he’s friends with Dick

Starfire: is this the friend whose mother looks like Beyonce

Robin posted a picture in the chat of The World’s Most Beautiful Man wearing a tank top that showed off his tattoos, which spiraled up his arms like a caduceus and disappeared into his shoulders. 

BB: hol y shit you weren’t kidding

Starfire: he is so beautiful

Robin: no yeah that’s Kaldur, his entire family is ridiculously good looking

Cyborg: Raven, you’re my sister and I love you, but if you don’t get this boy’s dick I’m going to disown you

Raven: SHUT UP

Robin: you really should ask him out

Robin: he’s a good guy 

BB: already outpacing the rest of your dating history

Raven: Shut up garfield

BB: BUT AM I WRONG

“Hey.” 

Raven looked up to see the hostess, dressed in a faux tux jacket and a short skirt. 

“That guy finally left,” she said. Raven breathed a sigh of relief. “Do you need someone to walk you to your car?”

“My date drove me,” she said. The hostess winced. “I could call a friend, but they’ll take a bit to get here.”

“Take your time. We’re not going to rush you.” She grinned, first at Raven and then at someone behind her, before heading back to the front. Raven turned around to see Kaldur come over, sans apron, the shirt of his uniform slightly undone and the sleeves pushed up to his elbows. 

“I don’t think I caught your name,” he said, leaning against the table.

“It’s Raven. You’re Kaldur, right?” She smirked a little as his eyebrows went up. “I’m a friend of Robin Grayson’s.”

“Ah. Kaldur’ahm Jackson,” he said with a nod. “My shift just ended. If you need a ride home, I’d be happy to give you one.”

“I’d like that,” she said, fighting back a smile. “Maybe we could grab dinner on the way.”

“Ah, now you have my attention,” he said with a grin. “I can get my car and meet you out front.”

“Sounds like a plan,” she said, and glanced back down at her phone as he left.

Robin: seriously, you have the worst taste

Cyborg: from now on raven’s not allowed to date anyone who can’t provide three character witnesses and survive Star’s shovel talk

Starfire: was I not already a rule?

Cyborg: yeah but now it’s official

Raven: Update: we’re getting dinner and then he’s driving me home

Starfire: :D

Robin: *eyebrow waggle*

Cyborg: niiiiiiiiiiice

BB: GET IT 

Raven: I hate this fucking family 

[shadowed-moonrise]

ooc: elia and ashka chat logs

[ooc comments supposed to be removed but i might have missed some. there is a Lot of logs bc we forgot to post until now]

shadowed-moonrise

oh my god what is WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE

shadowed-moonrise

i got some horrifying anons!!! theyre so horrifying!!!!!!!

flameofcertainty

hang on let me turn off my blacklist for a moment

uh

uh

quick question: what the fuck

(not directed at you!)

shadowed-moonrise

i just

like

wow????

they sent me a followup ask like 'didnt you read what i said, my gf likes it'

shadowed-moonrise

and............... i dont....... think she does

like that does not sound like a healthy relationship and i hope they just made it up to creep on me

flameofcertainty

"hi i'm a rapist"

"wtf"

"no but she likes when i rape her"

i just

*what the fuck*

shadowed-moonrise

right

WHAT THE FUCK.

shadowed-moonrise

i was just talking earlier abt how i dont actually like that anybody can read my hyper posts but i make them on publicblog for like Awareness right?

shadowed-moonrise

and i thought i meant like abstractly, like maybe theres somebody reading them and cackling bc they dont agree w/ my politics or whatever?

but APPARENLTY

APPARENTLY

people will send me creepy asks about raping their hyper gf

flameofcertainty

some people are just really terrible?

i guess?

what are they even getting out of this?

shadowed-moonrise

i think some people just........ enjoy making other people suffer????

or maybe somehow they thought i would be like "i think this is hot or a good thing to do or whatever, thank you for your service to the hypersensitive community"

i dunno what goes on in these peoples head

shadowed-moonrise

heads

flameofcertainty

maybe tumblr just hates hypersensitives or something

it would explain a lot

shadowed-moonrise

like, okay, but what would you hate hypersensitives for

like theres somebody who hates hypos (and IS A NAT THERAPIST, AUGH) for.... not hating pollution enough, i guess

but hypersensitives are boring? we dont go outside much bc the outside is fully of scary?

flameofcertainty

maybe tumblr is just weird like that?

or maybe we're easy targets?

shadowed-moonrise

oh yeah that makes sense

flameofcertainty

most meso folks don't have a button they can press to get a reaction out of us

shadowed-moonrise

if you wanna make somebody suffer its so easy to target people with a big 'make me suffer' button

flameofcertainty

right

shadowed-moonrise

ugh im sort of regretting making it public

i could have just not mentioned it and had a really good blacklist

flameofcertainty

most of the time people aren't that bad

and then there'll be a week or two

where people send you nothing but asks about pollution

shadowed-moonrise

i blacklist some stuff but im generally okay talking about pollution if its like, abstract, so i dont do it that aggressively and then........ sometimes............. people take advantage of that

shadowed-moonrise

i wish you could like, have vulnerabilities without people just randomly deciding to fuck with you for no reason

flameofcertainty

yeah

flameofcertainty

hang on

i just scrolled down

>i’ll put my foreign object ;;;;) in your body ;;;;) ;;;;)

***what the fuck***

shadowed-moonrise

yeah.

oh GOD

i just got

another

flameofcertainty

oh no

how bad is it

shadowed-moonrise

bad enough im not sure i should tell you what it says

flameofcertainty

my brain is helpfully providing suggestions

why is it like this

are you okay

shadowed-moonrise

im.... probbly going to be in a minute

fuck

"the last "person" to hide their caste on this hellsite turned out to be red. i bet you aren't even hyper, you're just pretending so people won't suspect. i know what you really are."

thats what it says

flameofcertainty

aaaaaaaa

what the fuck

flameofcertainty

why would anyone send that to you

shadowed-moonrise

i dont know

i dont know

what did i *do*

flameofcertainty

i don't know

fuck

i guess if they think you're red that would explain why they hate you?

but seriously

what the fuck

flameofcertainty

i'm so sorry

flameofcertainty

why would anyone say that

shadowed-moonrise

anon hate doesnt usually get to me like this but

sob

why

the fuck

i dunno if they even really think that or they just want to upset me

flameofcertainty

i don''t

i don't know

fuck i'm so sorry

are you going to be okay

shadowed-moonrise

yeah. yeah.

flameofcertainty

is there anything i can do

shadowed-moonrise

i dont

think so

flameofcertainty

other than not be the sort of terrible person who would send those messages

shadowed-moonrise

thamk you for not being htat sort of person!

im so glad most people arent

flameofcertainty

it's really not hard

shadowed-moonrise

oh i can... go take some eytelia right now

it will only help in 40min but i might still need it then

shadowed-moonrise

brb

shadowed-moonrise

ok back

flameofcertainty

okay

anyways what the fuck

shadowed-moonrise

someday i will have coping mechanisms other than "get high in a way that coincidentally also helps"

flameofcertainty

i mean if it helps

then that's a lot better than nothing

shadowed-moonrise

yeah it is

shadowed-moonrise

im gonna go curl up and not look at the Fuckening Internet, i guess

flameofcertainty

seems reasonable

shadowed-moonrise

ttyl <3

flameofcertainty

ttyl :)

shadowed-moonrise

hiiiiiiiiiiii im back im not sad anymore because im so high

shadowed-moonrise

i got another horrible anon and i dont even caaaare

flameofcertainty

i'm glad you're feeling better

sorry about the terrible anon

shadowed-moonrise

also did you know art is pretty

its so pretty

flameofcertainty

yeah

shadowed-moonrise

i saw a video of a yellow playing the yellowest instrument ever and i wanted to send it to you but tumblr messages werent working on my everything

maybe i can find it again..........

shadowed-moonrise

http://theyre-a-geeky-witch.tumblr.com/post/138457594516/ here

flameofcertainty

that's actually really pretty

flameofcertainty

thanks

flameofcertainty

anyways what's up

shadowed-moonrise

i gotta work in a couple hours

by which time hopefully i will be able to handle it

idk i dont HATE it but its hard on the badbrains

flameofcertainty

i can imagine

shadowed-moonrise

like i feel ok now bc hiiiiiigh but im not very excited about leaving the house and going places

shadowed-moonrise

there will be a green party where im supposed to just pretend to be green tho!

i like those

flameofcertainty

that part sounds nice

at least

shadowed-moonrise

ive been thinking & writing a lot about how thinking-on-drugs works and greens always wanna talk about that

shadowed-moonrise

one time a client had me go to a thing pretending to just be green and it was nice and then she *told everyone she hired me* while i was in the middle of talking about my cs paper (my actual cs paper, which i actually wrote, and she implied i didnt even though i CLEARLY THOROUGHLY UNDERSTOOD IT)

flameofcertainty

???

why would she do that??

shadowed-moonrise

i wish i had just walked away but i didnt know what to do

some people....... have a humiliation kink

shadowed-moonrise

and like, okay, ill do that if you WARN ME, but you cant just spring it on me???

flameofcertainty

i am super not a sex worker but "tell people in advance" seems really obvious

shadowed-moonrise

YEAH

shadowed-moonrise

i didnt really say anything at the time bc i was so shocked but later i like messaged her and was like 'thats super fucked up'

shadowed-moonrise

she didnt really get it but she agreed to pay me extra for like, i didnt know what service i was providing beforehand & thats more costly

but she only engaged with it in like, super businessy terms

flameofcertainty

how does she not get it

this does not seem particularly hard to understand

shadowed-moonrise

i think she was like 'im paying you for both sex work and going to a party so i can just like do whatever, right?'

and there was also some like 'greys are toys'

shadowed-moonrise

fucking blues

shadowed-moonrise

i do not usually go in that much for caste solidarity because im so bad at grey + greys are not great about that but in that moment if somebody asked me i would have supported a military government

i could explain 'pay people for services and also lay out terms beforehand' but not 'greys are.... people..... dont be a fucking asshole'

flameofcertainty

i don't think i've ever actually talked to a blue

at least not to say more than "excuse me, can i get through" or "the soap is in aisle five"

huh

shadowed-moonrise

there... exist blues who are okay

there even exist blues who are okay and hire sex workers and do kinky things about castes with them

flameofcertainty

i believe you

shadowed-moonrise

like 80% of the people who hire me are entirely fine?

flameofcertainty

they can't possibly all be terrible

otoh a terrible blue can screw you over a lot more than a terrible purple

shadowed-moonrise

yeah.

im not sure what i would do if a blue client did something illegal to me because...................................... im not sure what i CAN do

flameofcertainty

probably depends on how illegal

shadowed-moonrise

yeah

and who they are

flameofcertainty

yeah

there are supposed to be reporting systems in place if they try to pay you to kill someone or something

idk if they actually do that

shadowed-moonrise

nobody has tried that and i havent heard anybody talking about that but im pretty niche and a lot of my family is green, idk

i feel like if somebody wanted to pay a grey to kill somebody theyd pick one who has ever held a gun

flameofcertainty

probably

but yeah, i'm guessing if you made an important blue mad they could screw you over pretty badly

idk

shadowed-moonrise

nodnod

ugh sorry ive been talking about my shit this whole time

it has been kind of A Day i swear i am usually better at conversation

flameofcertainty

it's totally fine!

shadowed-moonrise

how is your day anyay

flameofcertainty

it's been okay

mira and i went to check out that social-dancing place

shadowed-moonrise

oooh

what kind of dance is it?

i guess i might not know purple dances??

flameofcertainty

i don't know if the name will translate

it's mostly the kind you do in a group with other people that's really traditional

shadowed-moonrise

group dances are great

if you have... similar amounts of motor skills to the other people

flameofcertainty

yeah

flameofcertainty

i haven't done anything like it in years and i'm really bad at it but it's still fun

and i'm not bad at it in a stepping-on-feet way

which is probably good, idk

shadowed-moonrise

im pretty sure not stepping on feet is strictly better than the alternative!

flameofcertainty

yeah

shadowed-moonrise

omg babybro is home <33

flameofcertainty

baby!!!

shadowed-moonrise

he is so good!!!!!!

he taaalks and he plays with me and ive been teaching him abstract concepts bc i find it really exciting when he knows abstract concepts

flameofcertainty

tell me more about this baby

shadowed-moonrise

he can do numbers up to twelve and circles and triangles and 'many' and 'other' and i asked him what one plus one was and he said 'two ones' which means he *actually understands what it means*

he has adooorable curly hair

and a little nose

and he will boop my nose with his nose if i ask him to

and he loves my weighted blanket

flameofcertainty

baaabbyyyy

what a good baby

shadowed-moonrise

i guess at this point he might not 'technically' be a baby anymore? but hes a baaaabbbyyy

[lemme edit a picture of my irl little brother to have green hair]

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baby!!!! <333

second picture featuring Grey Grandma

flameofcertainty

baby!!!!

baaaabbbbyyyyy

he's so smol

shadowed-moonrise

so small!!!!!

and smiley!!!!

flameofcertainty

happy baby!

shadowed-moonrise

i hope he is happy foreeeeever

shadowed-moonrise

his lil nose is tan bc it gets in the sun more than the rest of his face

bc he has a little baby face!!!!!!!!!!!

flameofcertainty

little baby face on the little happy baby!!!!

he's so good

shadowed-moonrise

hes next to me playing with my blanket

i looove him

flameofcertainty

what a good baby

shadowed-moonrise

i told him i was talking a friend and he says hi

although im not sure he really gets the idea of the internet yet

he seemed kinda confused

flameofcertainty

hi baby-sibling-of-ashka

flameofcertainty

he's such a cute baby

shadowed-moonrise

his name is avidik

we keep arguing about whether to use avi or idi as a nickname

flameofcertainty

hi avidik!!

shadowed-moonrise

oh no he spilled water on the carpet

its alright its a pretty waterproof carpet

he ran at me and jumped in my arms

so!!!! good!!!!!!!

flameofcertainty

eeee

flameofcertainty

baby

flameofcertainty

good baby

shadowed-moonrise

oh also have you seen this yellow violinist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGhPGH2YROA

seems like your kind of thing

flameofcertainty

wow that's pretty

shadowed-moonrise

oh i could take a picture of avi with my violin

he is not green, technically

although he also does not know how to play even a little bit

flameofcertainty

do you play violin too?

shadowed-moonrise

a little

shadowed-moonrise

im not like good at it

but it is fun

rn i am mostly actually learning to sign but i dont understand how notes correspond to mouth sounds so if i need to sightread i play songs on the violin first and then once ive heard them i can sing them

flameofcertainty

violin is great

shadowed-moonrise

it is!!!

i always felt like i should learn piano bc its easy but i like violin so much

one of my other brothers writes a lot of synth music

its really good

he plays it without telling us it's his to get unbiased answers and then he tells us and were like HOLY SHIT

flameofcertainty

gosh

flameofcertainty

that's really sweet

shadowed-moonrise

ok i’m not really online but I TAUGHT AVIDI A LETTER

HE KNOWS A LETTER

i’m so proud of him

shadowed-moonrise

hi hi

flameofcertainty

hi

a letter!

what a good smol!

flameofcertainty

which letter is it?

i guess it might not be a letter orvaran has

shadowed-moonrise

it's [forcetranslate]a[/forcetranslate]

or uh

[forceliteral]a[/forceliteral]

shadowed-moonrise

idk if that worked

flameofcertainty

yeah

we have that sound but it's written differently

shadowed-moonrise

nodnod

flameofcertainty

it's the last one in my name

[preservecharacter] a [/preservecharacter]

shadowed-moonrise

oh

i wonder if its always the same sound

i think it can make a couple sounds in anitami

flameofcertainty

just one in orvaran

flameofcertainty

maybe two

i'm not sure if they're technically separate sounds

and then there's accents and things

shadowed-moonrise

idk if i should try to teach him to read in valtaz

he speaks some but tbh there is just no situation where you even need to be able to read valtaz

flameofcertainty

maybe someday he'll want to swap to yvalta

for some reason

shadowed-moonrise

.............i really doubt it?

i guess if he wants to retire in the Old Country

flameofcertainty

i hear older people sometimes swap for the weather

flameofcertainty

or something

shadowed-moonrise

there are apps to machine translate physical signs and stuff but i guess theyd be annoying to use all the time

flameofcertainty

yeah

if he knows valtaz he can learn to read it if he ever wants to

right?

i'm not really sure how this works

'how to teach your family foreign languages' wasn't really covered in purple school

shadowed-moonrise

i think i should probably teach him the alphabet but not like focus on it

yeah my parents swapped out of yvalta with some retirees who wanted to go there for the weather and were unaffected by the horrible contract system bc they were too old to have more kids anyway

flameofcertainty

i can't really think why else you'd want to live there

flameofcertainty

lineality maybe

but there are other matrilineal countries

shadowed-moonrise

arent most countries matrilineal?

flameofcertainty

yeah

shadowed-moonrise

i think historically matrilineal was easier because like..... there can be ambiguity about who the father is if you dont have good genetic testing (and a database, in some cases), but you can always tell which person a baby literally just came out of

flameofcertainty

that makes sense for why

we're matrilineal

maybe someone who lived in ceredan would swap to yvalta for lineality, ceredan does permissions anyways

except for blues i think

shadowed-moonrise

how do blues even have kids in permissions countries

shadowed-moonrise

"ashka your family is from a permissions country" its not like they talked to blues a bunch

flameofcertainty

i think they have to impress other blues

probably they don't let you give yourself a permission

because then everyone would just do that

shadowed-moonrise

.....how many kids does the most important blue get to have tho

flameofcertainty

no idea

i think it varies by country

the one with the bears and no greys makes a big deal about the monarch only getting two

shadowed-moonrise

i guess with blues its always more "how many kids is it a good idea to have so that they can give them all a good inheritance" than "how many kids can they literally afford"

aww thats kinda cute

shadowed-moonrise

if i lived in a country where the king had like six kids i would be pretty pissed

flameofcertainty

good inheritances might be less important in permissions countries

i bet the way you impress people is with politics

or maybe real estate if you're bribing people, idk

shadowed-moonrise

yeah

it’s impressive that most permissions countries basically function okay

cuz like it seems like blues having to care so much about impressing other blues would mess with things

flameofcertainty

yeah

i don't think they function as well as most places

but that could just be propaganda

shadowed-moonrise

yeahhh idk how to tell the difference between “permissions countries kind of suck” and “permissions countries are usually small, often ex-oahk, etc, which makes stuff harder on them” and “our governments just don’t like them”

i’m low key impressed that blues in auction countries don’t make too many blue credits so they’ll be cheaper, tbh

i guess they super don’t make those decisions in spring + the international community would not be too happy about it

flameofcertainty

everyone i know from a permissions country says they suck but that's like two people

and if you increase blue credits everyone who isn't blue gets mad

shadowed-moonrise

my parents say yvalta sucks and i believe them but like idk how much it’s yvalta’s *fault*

flameofcertainty

i think the big thing is if for some reason a blue hates you a permissions granting blue can screw you over way more than a credit country blue

shadowed-moonrise

yeah that’s a big deal

idk a credit country blue can probably get you sterilized if they try really hard but it would take them more trying

flameofcertainty

yeah maybe

flameofcertainty

i've never heard of that happening in a credit country but that doesn't mean it never does

shadowed-moonrise

nodnod

shadowed-moonrise

anitam is trying out a first child subsidy

which is neat i thin

think

flameofcertainty

cool

are they subsidizing the whole credit?

or just some of it

shadowed-moonrise

noooo theyre starting with like 4%

shadowed-moonrise

and increasing gradually

bc you know how changing laws goes

sooooo sloooowwwww

flameofcertainty

i guess 4% is better than nothing

shadowed-moonrise

but eventually it will be a substantial fraction of the credit i think

flameofcertainty

but probably good not to do it all at once

i know there's some countries where everyone gets one and the rest are auctioned

shadowed-moonrise

first kid free just seems so much more humane? like i understand why credits are useful and stuff but people *just not getting a kid at all ever* is awful

flameofcertainty

summary bank says alavet, av valdin, celenta, fnr, ochero, qoloc

maybe some random tiny countries that no one bothered to include

shadowed-moonrise

nodnod

flameofcertainty

on the list, i mean

and yeah, i see what you mean

i wouldn't want to live in a voan country because i like knowing that if i work really hard i could get three

but it makes me sad to think about people with zero

shadowed-moonrise

yeah

flameofcertainty

i mean probably some people should get zero, like child abusers, but an auction's not going to stop them

shadowed-moonrise

hm i bet in voan/first kid free systems there’s probably a lot of four and five year olds impulsively having kids that they’re not entirely ready for but idk like maybe that’s just something they get to do

flameofcertainty

okay i'm looking at the summary bank article about the voan system

and the age when the most people have their first kid is five

flameofcertainty

but that's not most of the people

if that makes sense

shadowed-moonrise

nodnod

flameofcertainty

i know when i was almost-four they made a big deal in school about how we should all get long-term all-spring birth control

i bet they do that in voa

i guess i don't know for sure

shadowed-moonrise

yeah

shadowed-moonrise

i saw someone on tumblr talking about how they usually get the long term birth control and they get went on vacation to the southern hemisphere and just didn’t remember that they didn’t have the birth control and got pregnant

(they were asking if you can still get aftermarket credits in the *fall*)

:(

flameofcertainty

wow

that must suck

:(

shadowed-moonrise

yeah

i hope they managed to get an aftermarket credit

flameofcertainty

yeah

i bet they're cheaper in fall

since most people aren't getting pregnant

i definitely wouldn't want to have a kid with anyone i dated when i was four but maybe some people get really lucky there

shadowed-moonrise

yeah that’s a lot of what i’m thinking about like.... most people don’t know people who are definitely good coparents for them when they’re four

shadowed-moonrise

because it just takes time to figure that out

flameofcertainty

i'd've also been a really bad parent when i was four but some of that is me-things

shadowed-moonrise

yeah that toooo

i’m four and i’m super not ready to be a parent!!

shadowed-moonrise

i feel like i know how to be a good parent in THEORY but in practice i don’t like have the energy or emotional stability

avidi was born the spring i turned four, which was really good <3

flameofcertainty

that's so good

when i was four i was living with a friend rather than my parents

but if someone had dropped a baby on me i'd have been so unprepared

and my friend was living with their parents

flameofcertainty

so there were actual responsible people in the apartment

shadowed-moonrise

nodnodnod

shadowed-moonrise

fall/winter when i was three i was spending a lot of time with friends in other cities and stuff to get awaaay but then they there suddenly like “you know what, we’re having another baby this spring” so i came back

there are some upsides to the fact that my green mom has grey babies.......

flameofcertainty

i have a little sister

i've never actually met her

maybe someday i'll be able to make myself

shadowed-moonrise

oh wow i’m so sorry

flameofcertainty

it's not your fault

shadowed-moonrise

if you want to talk about it, or be distracted from it, or whatever-

flameofcertainty

if you want the story today's a good day for me to tell it

otoh it's definitely pollution-adjacent and i don't know if it's a good day for you

shadowed-moonrise

i think i can handle it, it is a good hypersensitivity day for me

flameofcertainty

so during the voan food crisis we couldn't afford clean food past the first couple months

you'd think living on a farm would help but it had been a bad year the previous year and none of our crops were coming up that season

shadowed-moonrise

oh. oh.

flameofcertainty

and i tried to force myself to eat the polluted food but i couldn't even make myself touch it

that's not the thing yet

so i was at risk of starving to death

and my mom got one of the neighbors to give her a super sketchy probably-illegal loan

flameofcertainty

because otherwise i might literally die

shadowed-moonrise

fuck

flameofcertainty

fast forward to 3423, the neighbor comes and asks for the money back

actually he'd been doing that for a while but she'd been able to put him off

we were super not going to be able to pay it back

and the loan was sketchy enough that she wasn't really sure what would happen if she didn't

just that it would probably be worse than normal

i

i told her i thought it would be okay

when she asked

flameofcertainty

if she

flameofcertainty

people remember fall 3422 as the introduction of the orvaran system

that was just lathande

spring 3423 was when they rolled it out everywhere

even small farming towns need someone to collect garbage, and the jobs paid really well

they had to, if they wanted to find enough people

i thought i'd be okay

shadowed-moonrise

oh

fuck.

flameofcertainty

yeah

flameofcertainty

i was really really wrong

so wrong

shadowed-moonrise

......yeah wow

flameofcertainty

that's why i wound up moving in with a friend, if i'd stayed there a week longer i'd

it wouldn't have been good

shadowed-moonrise

yeah

flameofcertainty

they didn't try to stop me

which is good

would've been silly for them to go to all that work just for me to end up dead anyways

shadowed-moonrise

hey you survived

flameofcertainty

i did

shadowed-moonrise

it was super worth it for them to do it becuase you survived

flameofcertainty

yeah

i know intellectually she's clean

but trying to be in the same room as dad or my older brother is about the same as lighting myself on fire, brain-wise

and if it's her it's worth

*worse

shadowed-moonrise

yeah

can you talk to them online or does that not work either

flameofcertainty

not really

flameofcertainty

they have my email address

they tell me things like 'you have a sister now'

she tried leaving the job once she had enough money to pay the guy back

flameofcertainty

to see if it would help, you know

flameofcertainty

it. uh. didn't.

shadowed-moonrise

yeah.

i was born in 23, which. is good. because if i found out i/my parents had eaten polluted food when i was a baby

shadowed-moonrise

colorjustice says that almost all unverifiable food was actually not polluted but

shadowed-moonrise

well maybe if i payed them enough i could go through the like fucking six month cleaning process? and maybe after that it would be okay?

but im not sure it would be enough

flameofcertainty

yeah

i know what you mean

if i'd been a year younger and they'd told me it was clean i'd've believed them

if i'd been a year older i'd probably just have killed myself

flameofcertainty

one of my friends from the treatment program

uh

didn't make it

shadowed-moonrise

i had a friend in school

who was hyper, worse than me

way worse

shadowed-moonrise

he was *going to school* but just barely, he had to take a bunch of meds with a bunch of side effects to get out of the house at all

shadowed-moonrise

and he was a year older than me

flameofcertainty

oh no

shadowed-moonrise

so their class learned about the food crisis? and he left school that day like normal and he took the train home and he got in the shower with his clothes on and took all his meds at once

flameofcertainty

oh no

shadowed-moonrise

they told me he killed himself but nobody would *tell me why* because like i was hyper too and they were worried about copycat stuff

i stayed in touch with his mom, she told me later

she FOUND him

flameofcertainty

i'm so so sorry

shadowed-moonrise

that

shadowed-moonrise

i cant imagine

finding your dead child

it was pretty hard on me but she was really never the same

flameofcertainty

yeah

wow

that's

i don't really have words

:(

:( :( :(

shadowed-moonrise

yeah

shadowed-moonrise

he was an only child

flameofcertainty

:(

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

shadowed-moonrise

i think they were sort of saving for another credit but they ended up spending a lot of money on like, building a room for him where he would feel clean, and stuff

and afterwards, it's not like she was going to have another kid after what happened

flameofcertainty

right

shadowed-moonrise

they wanted to take me out of class for the segment on the food crisis for, you know, obvious reasons, but that was winter when i was three and i’d already found out from like being online and reading stuff so i guessed what it was? and they freaked the fuck out when i was like “are you just worried about me finding out about the voan food crisis”

flameofcertainty

were they hoping to just ... pretend it never happened? forever?

it's not like it's easy not to learn about, if you use the internet

shadowed-moonrise

i guess i was going to Find Out When I Was Older

or something

shadowed-moonrise

i mean i understand the thinking there, like the last time was horrible and i could really just have found out later

shadowed-moonrise

the last time being my friend

flameofcertainty

yeah

i see where they were coming from

flameofcertainty

my school kept me out of class for anything pollution-related but obviously they weren't going to stop me from finding out about the food crisis

shadowed-moonrise

......yeah

i am so sorry you had to live through that

flameofcertainty

thanks

flameofcertainty

my parents thought about having me do online school while it was happening

shadowed-moonrise

it was like really really irresponsible to just tell my friend and i’m like not sure what happened there

flameofcertainty

i don't know

flameofcertainty

mesosensitives can be really bad at guessing what's going to hurt us

shadowed-moonrise

part of it is just that grey schools aren’t that well equipped for..... dealing with....... disability, i guess?

flameofcertainty

i had a classmate who thought it would help me not starve if she vividly described what it was like to eat polluted food

shadowed-moonrise

..........what

flameofcertainty

yeah

shadowed-moonrise

i mean, i guess it’s good that they tried to help

but. WHAT

flameofcertainty

our teacher moved the seating chart so i wouldn't have to sit next to her

and gave me permission to not go to the cafeteria during lunch

but yeah, i am really not sure how she came to that conclusion

shadowed-moonrise

yeah wow

flameofcertainty

i guess if she thought i was going to starve to death unless she did something

shadowed-moonrise

sometimes i wish i could just live in a hyper colony

shadowed-moonrise

even though like i’m sort of a weird hyper? they might have called it sensitivity disorder nos if i didn’t take so many decontam showers for no reason

but it would still be BETTER

flameofcertainty

there would be a lot of nice things about that

on the other hand sometimes i hear about a hyper person thinking something is polluted and my brain decides 'oh, they must be right'

even though it was fine before

and i bet that would happen a lot more

shadowed-moonrise

oh no

shadowed-moonrise

if we all thought that the UNION of the things we thought were polluted were polluted.......

we would die very quickly, i guess

flameofcertainty

yeah

shadowed-moonrise

“oh this one guy (MADE UP) said water is polluted so uh goodbye cruel world i guess”

flameofcertainty

and even without that we'd need robots or something

to take care of garbage

shadowed-moonrise

yeah

i think robots are more of a political problem than a technological one, maybe we could get away with “look we’re a hyper colony we can’t even TALK TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD most days much less murder anybody”

flameofcertainty

i think it's like

flameofcertainty

if people spent a decade developing them then they'd have them

but they aren't mostly, because of the politics

shadowed-moonrise

right that makes sense

flameofcertainty

i'm fine with mesosensitives most days, but then *sometimes* it's like they decided to figure out how to be maximally terrible

shadowed-moonrise

honestly so many jobs should be automated not bc pollution but just bc they could be and those people could then do a more skilled job or live in the country and make art or whatever but we can’t build robots at all bc of the political thing

like assembly lines could go a lot more automated than they are and then we’d just be richer and fewer as a society

shadowed-moonrise

i feel very Solidarity with hypos but sometimes..... they too........ are the worst

maybe we could get nice hypos for our colony to take care of us

flameofcertainty

maybe

flameofcertainty

there are totally nice hypos but there are also hypos who do things like put untagged photos of pollution on the internet

shadowed-moonrise

yeah it really varies a lot

shadowed-moonrise

sometimes talking to hypos is calming bc mesos are like “but MY pollution instinct says this isn’t polluted” and that doesn’t help me at all but i have an amateur theologian hypo friend who can just talk me through the theological position and that helps a lot more

flameofcertainty

it's good that you have that

flameofcertainty

and we're not perfect either

there are hypersensitives who think orvaran system workers need to all be executed

or that if you don't do [insert absurdly specific thing here] you're not really hyper

flameofcertainty

like i can't handle being around mom but i don't want people to murder her

shadowed-moonrise

yeah

i definitely like

think that there’s an objective position on pollution

shadowed-moonrise

and it’s probably not exactly the theological one but it’s closer to that than to my paranoia

shadowed-moonrise

and honestly like... i *get* it but it just takes an insane amount of arrogance to be like, “of all the billions and billions of people with pollution instincts, mine is the objective truth and everybody else, including an entire scientific field, is wrong”

flameofcertainty

mm

flameofcertainty

oh i also saw this one person saying everyone alive during the food crisis needed to be executed

that one was "fun"

shadowed-moonrise

oh my fucking

fuck that person so much

also how are they planning to run society after they’ve killed everyone over four???????

flameofcertainty

i don't know???

shadowed-moonrise

also i feel a lot of people with proposals involving doing lots of murder........... fail to account for the fact that corpses are polluted

flameofcertainty

yeah

flameofcertainty

anyways

how's life been

shadowed-moonrise

a WONDERFUL PRETTY NICE blue hired me and i might maybe have a crush

flameofcertainty

eeeee congratulations!

shadowed-moonrise

i don’t know how to approach this tho

“hey baby...... i would have sex with you for free (on a good day)”

flameofcertainty

uh

if they've hired you a couple times you could ask? or something?

flameofcertainty

i am kind of bad at relationship advice

shadowed-moonrise

yes i think that i will actually do is like

wait a while and see if he contacts me

and then maybe ask him out or something

flameofcertainty

good luck!!

shadowed-moonrise

how’ve you been

shadowed-moonrise

also, i saw you post an out of stock green and purple scarf and i could try to make you something like it

i can’t do literally that but i’m thinking like getting some white silk and waxing designs on it and then dyeing it one color and then drawing on the designs in the other

this might be totally the wrong way to go about it but it sounds fun

flameofcertainty

gosh, that's really nice of you

flameofcertainty

if you ended up doing this i'd have a couple of sensitivity-related materials requests but i don't think any of them would actually make the project impossible

shadowed-moonrise

i think that kind of project would be fun rn, what are your materials requests?

flameofcertainty

the main one is not from [link to list of countries that have done cleaning and integrated ex-reds]

or eles decontaminatable

*else

but i think that might mess up the dyes?

shadowed-moonrise

ok i can do that

yeah i think it’s probably easier to just buy from not those countries than to try to... decontaminate..... dyes

shadowed-moonrise

like most commercial clothes are decontaminatable and........ have colors but they know what they’re doing and i do not

flameofcertainty

yeah

uh

now i want to do something nice for you, help

shadowed-moonrise

umm i really like [space shoenberg], you could record yourself playing one of his pieces? although idk how much you can do that on just violin

flameofcertainty

i'll try my best

maybe i can find an arrangement or something

shadowed-moonrise

that’s so nice of you

you don’t have to, i’ll like, enjoy the project anyway

i’m not sure how to make green and purple work well as a color combo, do you mind if there’s other colors?

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> CC+SE: Discuss Cae’s “Anon”

Last Tuesday at 10:06 PM sugaryexcess )(ey!~ )(ow's it going?~ Last Wednesday at 2:37 AM caepaecaesurae Complicated, mainly caepaecaesurae Lovwely to hear from you though sugaryexcess Yea)(, magic anons are pretty yikes~ caepaecaesurae Aren't they just

sugaryexcess At least you know it's temporary, efin if you don't know t)(e tide limit~ caepaecaesurae ...I got upset and took some powver suppressors off in a fit. I did it myself, unfortunately. sugaryexcess O)(!~ Well t)(en~ caepaecaesurae It's a lot like a magic anon, though.  I'vwe got deas for howv to set us back together as soon as the half wvith magic can be trusted wvith them off agn though. sugaryexcess But unlike an anon you've gotta do somefin instead of passively waiting it out~ I'm sorry, dear~ Fucking )(ope powers~ Dears~ caepaecaesurae WVell.. Odds are good as soon as he takes the thing off and loses concentration wve'll be together again, so it's much the same.  I'm garbage at maintaining wveird transformations. ..Alternian side, here.  Apparently Beforus is fine letting me talk to you unsupervwised. sugaryexcess Is it "comfortable letting us talk unsupervised", or uncomfortable talking to me, becod Beforans?~ I guess it doesn't matter, for me~ sugaryexcess Are you )(olding up okay, love?~ caepaecaesurae I think hes mainly uncomfortable letting me talk to people out of fear I'll manipulate them, so thinking you can handle yourself is likely part of it. I asked him and he smiled a bit, so I think he likes you too. sugaryexcess Aw, I'm glad~ And yea)(, isle be fin~ caepaecaesurae I'm doing much better than he is.  He gets emotional at the drop of a hat, wvhich seems to be wvhat wve'vwe been doing for a wveek or more nowv. I'm ovwerthinking the exact terms of this "anon" and wvhat exactly I am, a bit, but beyond that I'm alright. sugaryexcess You're a c)(ronic overt)(inker, it's your one flaw~ caepaecaesurae Aye to that.  There's nothing to b done hough, so I'm trying to jut go wvith it. (( *..typos )) sugaryexcess )(ey, love, idk w)(at you being Alternian you really means as far as practical fins, but I know you not telling people w)(at you need becod you're afraid it'll make you look weak is classic Alternian~ And just fyi Nads and Kankri and me, none of us will begrudge you needing stuff at us~ -Even if you're not openly weeping~ But yea)(!~ Just go wit)( it~ 38) You'll bot)( be just fin before you know it~ caepaecaesurae That's...a fair insight.  I trust them wvith my wveak side but going out of my wvay to express things isn't a habit I seem prone to at the moment so I'll think on that. I think I'm wvorried it wvould stress them mostly, wvhile they're dealing wvith the one that does cry openly. He says t's nice to hear from you by th wvay. And something about not crying, wvhich is false. WVe'vwe settled on "manly tears" as a description for a thing that he is not currently doing but has done in recent memory. sugaryexcess If t)(ey weren't up for stress, t)(ey wouldn't be dating, and certainly wouldn't be committed to anyone, becod it's stressful~ Also, Nadaya's poor face w)(en )(e discovers )(e could've been kelping you wit)( somefin all along but you didn't let )(im~ caepaecaesurae hey wvowv guess wvhose turn it isnt anymore sugaryexcess Awww, omg~ )(ey!!!~ caepaecaesurae hi i'm fine and you're good, howv goes sugaryexcess It's okay, you're super manly and )(ardcore and crying isn't even real~ caepaecaesurae exactly, fuck sugaryexcess I'm doing pretty okay, love~ I'm almost done doing my dumb travel fin~ Do you want fancy c)(ocolate?~ I just toured a c)(ocolate factory plus museum~ 38) caepaecaesurae i havwe no idea howv wve'd sneak it in here wvithout puzzling anyone, it's kind of ah sugaryexcess O)(, du)(~ caepaecaesurae he thinks they might let him slip out actually, but im not sure caepaecaesurae still, though, details aside, im glad shits goin well wvhat kind of place wvas it? sugaryexcess Nadaya would retrieve t)(em for you if you asked really nicely, considering )(e even did so w)(en I~ asked, w)(ic)( is wild, but moving on!~ caepaecaesurae that is wvild sugaryexcess T)(e place I'm at rig)(t now is smallis)( and compact, but ebberyone's ric)( enoug)( t)(at it pings as quaint summer )(ive instead of anyfin worse~ It's really fucking pretty, lots of old fancy looking buildings~ caepaecaesurae colorful fancy quaint, or more of the blocky straight "tall things havwe gargoyles" quaint? T)(is may answer your question~

caepaecaesurae Oh, shit, that looks like a wvhite derse shit that brings back memories sugaryexcess Good ones?~ caepaecaesurae The tall asshole says he likes the architecture and the wvindowvs sugaryexcess )(ee)(ee~ caepaecaesurae i mean, ones.  not bad ones.  it wvas a kind of happenin place for a couple swveeps in there Some of t)(e otter windows are more traditional, )(istorical and myt)(ological figures and stuff but I pike t)(ese~ -Every window s)(oal be like t)(at, winds)(ields included~ caepaecaesurae see, that shit's classy like, not wvindshields, but wvindowvs that are just for light instead of a vwiewv, definitely caepaecaesurae there wvere a lot of those on derse and in sgrub, usually about my friends sugaryexcess It's so mean to contradict me!~ (T)(is is a joke, it's fine to contradict me)~ Man, I don't really wis)( I'd ever played, but I kinda do~ Just for t)(e experience, and so I got efin better life powers~ But our game woulda been glitc)(ed to s)(it anyways~ caepaecaesurae guess i just havwe opinions like that! wvhat a scamp. and hey, mine wvas broken, so, twvinsies? i mean probably not as broken, but still unwvinnable, so The second session wvas broken as wvell, though that may havwe been just me.  I needed a fewv patches here and there. sugaryexcess T)(e scampiest dude around~ Twinsies!!!~ I swear, like t)(ree people were ever actually ~destined~ to play and win, some sessions just )(ad better c)(eaters~ sugaryexcess Okay brb I need to deal wit)( a )(ig)( maintenance baking fin real quick~ caepaecaesurae cheatings a pretty important part of the game in retrospect.  i kinda wvish wved knowvn to do that hey, good luck!  rooting for you! ill uh, let you havwe the orphaner back once youre done with that nice seeing you! sugaryexcess Okay, I'm back!~ caepaecaesurae Ayy caepaecaesurae So, speaking of wvherevwer wve wvere or wvhatevwer you feel like talking about.. sugaryexcess O)( )(ey, I sent it in a transitional period, so did you reed my if t)(ey wanted to not be stressed message?~ Just real quick, before we go back to otter stuff~ caepaecaesurae I did, I'm reading ovwer his shoulder evwen wvhen he wvon't let me type. caepaecaesurae He's a bit more intermittant about wvhat he reads. sugaryexcess I figured, but just making sure!~ caepaecaesurae .. There's different levwels of stress, though.  And wvith Hope things, someimes it's easier to just not wvorry. WViser. sugaryexcess Sure, but people like to be given t)(e koice to worry or not, about t)(eir beloved~ caepaecaesurae I'll try to bring it up at a quiet moment, if I find one. Sometime wvhen I'm not supporting them by being the stable one. sugaryexcess Love~ It's not your job to, rig)(t now~ T)(e big )(orrible fin )(appened to you really recently~ Neit)(er of t)(e two of t)(em )(ave )(ad anyfin like t)(at as recently, as far as I know, but I guess if I'm wrong it's none of my business I'm just saying~ T)(ey get to support you~ You can support Beforan you, if you really want, but t)(ey don't need you like you need t)(em~ caepaecaesurae mm. WVatching the beforan side break dowvn repeatedly is wvearing on them. sugaryexcess And you, love?~ caepaecaesurae And they're the empathetic sort, so that effects them deeply. I'vwe managed not to say anything too frustrated at him, so my patience is holding at least. sugaryexcess Well, if I can kelp, let me know~ I sink t)(ey'd be better at it, but you can't claim t)(at I'm brimming wit)( empat)(y induced stress~ I mean I obviously care!~ But I'm not all stressed about it yet~ I know long distance isn't as good~ caepaecaesurae You're a wvonder, as alwvays. caepaecaesurae Is it strange that I feel alright? Sometimes I havwe disagreements wvith people about that, and I nevwer knowv what to think. sugaryexcess It is a little strange~ W)(en I "disagree" on t)(at, I try not to be all pressurey about it, but it's becod I sink you're lying in a way t)(at isn't kelpful, or I sink you suppressed your feelings in a way t)(at'll be detrimental in t)(e long term~ It's not statistically likely, w)(en you consider )(ow otter people react to circumstances you've been in (poorly)~ Also, w)(ile it's possible t)(at you're okay for realsies t)(roug)( and t)(roug)(, and I'd like t)(at to be true, it seems like t)(e potential negative outcomes of not c)(ecking on you are MUC)( more severe t)(an t)(e ones for doing so~ Jfc, so many words, sorry~ caepaecaesurae Pff, almost like I directly asked a delicate question.  "Suppressed" is quite a wvord. caepaecaesurae ...I don't knowv.  I'm some part of 'me' that the Cronus half vwiolently rejected badly enough to send me out of our mind and into an entire extra troll. I think 'seeming vwaguely in control' might be part of wvhat he rejected, but I'm not sure. caepaecaesurae I think 'The Alternian Half' is a familiar shape for the part of myself that wvas expelled, but I don't knowv if that's accurate exactly. caepaecaesurae I don't evwen knowv if he's missing any parts of us, or if I'm just extra.  Though wve seem to be bothered by different lists of things, wvhich is reassuring. sugaryexcess It's definitely not~ Neit)(er of you are w)(at you were before being toget)(er, first off, so you're naturally a w)(ole new fin~ )(mmm~ I mean, )(e's missing t)(e ability to suppress )(is feelings super well on demand~ caepaecaesurae He's more wvorried about making mistakes, and I'm more wvorried about external threats, I think. hah sugaryexcess Fuuuck, and )(-E )(as t)(e )(ope powers~ Coddamn~ caepaecaesurae Thank you, yes he is. caepaecaesurae He certainly does! I'vwe tried.  I'm innert. sugaryexcess You'll bot)( be just fin~ caepaecaesurae As soon as I can get the powver suppressors off him wvithout something exploding. sugaryexcess Sometimes stuff explodes!~ It's just one of t)(ose fins~ caepaecaesurae Ideally not people, but you wvork wvith wvhat you'vwe got. sugaryexcess Fingers crossed for no exploded people~~ caepaecaesurae They stopped him from trying to expell his Beforan half too.  Gods only knowv wvhat wvould be left ovwer then. sugaryexcess Fuck, dude~ sugaryexcess T)(at sure would've been FUCK, dude!!!~ caepaecaesurae Quite. Kankri and Nadaya are on the ball, and there's a constant twvo person wvatch keeping spirits up nowv.  Three, if you count me. I'm better at scolding than being supportivwe, though. At least I can prevwent more of wvhatevwer this is sugaryexcess Scolding is still useful, especially tempered by t)(em~ And I only kinda count you, becod of some reasons~ Do you sink t)(ey wouldn't be able to, wit)(out you?~ caepaecaesurae I think they're immensely capable, I'm just a last line of defense for if they both happen to be across the room at the same time. .. Being powverless is an awvkwvard feeling, admittedly. sugaryexcess It'd be wildly irresponsible for t)(em to leave )(im alone for efin a moment~ Mm, yea)(~ 38( sugaryexcess W)(y so, sugar?~ caepaecaesurae I can't make things, spontaneously.  I can't teleport.  I'm being wvatchdogged by wvhat is essentially my omnipotent, emotionally unstable evwil twvin. sugaryexcess Neit)(er of you is t)(e evil twin~ To t)(e best of my admittedly limited knowledge~ caepaecaesurae One wvho, if he evwer resumes reading this, I wvould like to note is not making mistakes or malevwolent, just stressed and frantic and not making the most measured of decisions. WVe both are or neither are. sugaryexcess Neit)(er, obvs~ caepaecaesurae Flatterer sugaryexcess T)(at's me, known for saying only t)(e nicest fins!~~~ caepaecaesurae You're lovwely, sorry for being a dowvner. sugaryexcess Baybe, you don't ever need to be sorry for feeling feelings or expressing t)(em in words in a similar context to t)(is one~ sugaryexcess Man t)(at's a vague and )(eavy caveat, but you know SOM-ETIM-ES expressing feelings wit)( some words is pretty yikes~ But you're doing just fin, as alwaves~ 38* caepaecaesurae You are an excellent griping partner sugaryexcess I'm just doing my best, my love~ It's a job I'm )(appy to do!~ caepaecaesurae Right back at you dearest caepaecaesurae > Part of the Orphaner wonders if she realises she used the word love.  He fondly refuses to acknowledge it directly. sugaryexcess >It keeps happening!!! It's okay though because nothing is real until both parties talk about it in explicit terms for at least an hour. That's the Romance Rule. caepaecaesurae > No homo, technically.  The best kind of no homo. caepaecaesurae I'm going to pull through this alright, chaos or no. sugaryexcess Du)(!~ We all know t)(at~ caepaecaesurae It bears repeating nowv and again. sugaryexcess And not just becod you put up a good front, eit)(er, becod t)(e s)(itty fin aboat )(iding vulnerabilities is t)(at sometimes people don't see t)(e ones t)(at're gaping wounds~ But t)(ose of us w)(o know a realler you know t)(e same~ You are going to be just fin~ I'd bet my name on it~ caepaecaesurae Quite the bet sugaryexcess It sure is!~ I make bold moves!~ caepaecaesurae You are a light in the dark, and I wvish I had the space and time to sing something for you sugaryexcess You're so sweet~ 38) We can find t)(e space, and we're seadwellers~ We've got plenty of time~ caepaecaesurae WVatching the stars until they growv apart and cold, and sharing a kiss before movwing on to a newv set of stars caepaecaesurae Maybe not literally, but in spirit sugaryexcess I wis)( I was as eloquent as you~ Gods~ You're so good at t)(is~ caepaecaesurae I havwe to be good at something caepaecaesurae Havwing different specialties makes for a good pair, I think. One for good advwice, one for flattery.  And wve can swvap off as needed. sugaryexcess You don't )(AV-E to be good at somefin, but you are~ 38) Idk, you're clearly muc)( better at flattery t)(an me~ But )(ell yea)(!~ People otter complement eac)( otter~ And also compliment eac)( ot)(er~ Bot)( are good~ caepaecaesurae Fond of all sea life, evwen the mammals? sugaryexcess Well, dolp)(ins are on t)(in fucking ice~ Orcas aren't, t)(ey're under it~ 38P caepaecaesurae Pff. caepaecaesurae Your flattery tends to hit its mark. It's lovwely and people are lovwely and I am appreciativwe. sugaryexcess I keep looking back at t)(is and smiling, sorry I'm not too talkative rig)(t now~ You're a delig)(t~ caepaecaesurae Far from the wvorst thing to havwe open in a tab sugaryexcess Yea)(!~ sugaryexcess My tabs are a daymare rn, it's cotton candy recipes to distract Ringleader from kissing Rigger, some flower bulls)(it, and seventy bajillion tourist nonsense fins for plaices around )(ere~ caepaecaesurae Rigger is not paid enough sugaryexcess I don't know t)(e number, but it otter be quadrupled at L-EAST~ caepaecaesurae WVe should send him flowvers and a nice condolence card. caepaecaesurae WVith ringleader's title wvritten in place of key wvords sugaryexcess We absolutely s)(oald~

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92 Statements Tag

tagged by @i-mweakforchangkyun + @mikapeanut thank you, bbys! <3

Sorry that there aren’t 92 djsbkjrg BUT CLOSE ENOUGH.

Rules: You must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 (or however many you’d like) people!

The Last :

1. Drink: M: fruit punch Kool-Aid! R: waterrrr

2. Phone Call: M: my dad R: my mama

3. Text Message: M: Admin R lol R: my homegirl, K

4. Song You Listened To:  M: “Mystery Lover” by Taemin R: reflecting light x sam phillips

5. Time You Cried:  M: sunday i think? R: two days ago, tbh - i’m a big baby

6. Dated Someone Twice:  M: ugh dont remind me lol i think back in 2014? single ever since R: three times bc i was a dummyhead. lol 2010-2015

7. Kissed Someone And Regretted It:  M: nope R: oh yes, definitely. 

8. Been Cheated On:  M: not sure but at the same time im pretty sure R: twice, a few years back.

9. Lost Someone Special:  M: unfortunately R: mhm, in 2012.

10. Been Depressed: M: still dealing with my demons R: it comes and goes

11. Gotten Drunk And Thrown Up:  M: never R: thankfully the last time it was that bad was a year ago.

List 3 Favourite Colours (12-14):

M: grey, maroon, and black R: mint-green, black, + white

In The Last Year Have You:

15. Made New Friends:  M: yes! our lovely L.P. anon and many more! R: i definitely have! all thanks to kpop lol. 

16. Fallen Out Of Love: M: nope R: no

17. Laughed Until You Cried:  M: yes! lol R: oh most definitely! just happened yesterday; my best friend and i ended up on the floor in the middle of a payless shoe store laughing our asses off ‘til we cried. 

18. Found Out Someone Was Talking About You:  M: nope R: i dont remember? 

19. Met Someone Who Changed You: M: not really tbh R: in a way, yes. 

20. Found Out Who Your Friends Are:  M: yep R: mhm

21.Kissed Someone On Your Facebook List: M: lmao cx i dont even use fb anymore R: nope

General:

22. How Many Of Your Facebook Friends Do You Know IRL: M: one R: all of them lol. 

23. Do You Have Any Pets: M: yes! 2 dogs, 2 cats, and a hamster! R: two pups <3

24. Do You Want To Change Your Name: M: definitely..i would just shorten it to Moni lol R: i used to. but now it’s growing on me.

25: What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: M: uh...tbh i dont remember, I have terrible memory R: spent it in washington with my fam.

26: What Time Did You Wake Up: M: 7:44 am R: 6:00am rip

27: What Were You Doing Last Night: M: sleeping...i went to bed at 7 pm R: hangin’ with my best friend

28. Name Something You Can’t Wait For: M: Paramore’s concert! R: my high school best friend’s wedding + going back to work (i miss my kiddos) + the paramore concert!

29. When Was The Last Time You Saw Your Mum: M: shit...i think october 2014?..long story R: last night

30. What Are You Listening To Right Now: M: EXO-M’s “MAMA”!! R: 4-ever x NB Ridaz ;; <3 (i’m feelin’ hella nostalgic today)

31. Have You Ever Talked To A Person Named Tom: M: nope R: thomas ? yes lol he didn’t like being called tom. 

32. Something That Gets On Your Nerves: M: lies R: those drivers that pull out into your lane and insist on driving 20 miles under the speed of traffic, like bruh pls stop that. 

33. Most Visited Website: M: tumblr and youtube R: ^^^ same, same.

34-36 were missing!

37. Hair Colour: M: brown-black R: dark brown

38. Long Or Short Hair: M: long R: long-ish

39. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: M: not atm R: nahh.

40. What Do You Like About Yourself: M: my intelligence..maybe my legs if we’re talking about physical R: my music taste, lmao and that’s it. 

41. Piercings: M: none R: zero.

42. Blood Type: M: no idea tbh lol R: i should know, but i don’t know. 

43. Nickname: M: moni..my dad calls me moosh R: ronnie, rons, ronron, bibi, i have a lot. 

44. Relationship Status: M: single asf (but happy) R: single

45. Zodiac: M: gemini R: gemini

46. Pronouns: M: she/ her R: she/her

47. Favourite TV Show: M: hm...gotta go with Leverage and Psych at a tie R: psych -- the #1 show of all time. 

48. Tattoos: M: none R: none, yet!

49. Right Or Left Handed: M: right-handed R: right

50. Surgery: M: none R: none

51. Piercings: M: R: already asked, lol. but y’know what??.these surveys remind of the good ‘ol myspace days where we would do these and post them to our bulletin, anyone know what i’m talkin’ about?? nostalgia is hittin’ hard. 

52. Sports: M: does dance count? probably not but oh well R: i used to play volleyball + hockey (not in a legit team but a bunch of us played for years in school together)

53. Vacation: M: just came back from one! R: currently, i want to go back to hawaii

54. Pair Of Trainers: M: uh...dont know what those are R: i got converse..

55. Eating: M: i ate a bunch of hot cheetos earlier? R: pizzaaaa

56. Drinking: M: i’m drinking water atm..i dont drink alcohol lol R: water

57. I’m About To: M: probably pee if im being honest..sorry for the tmi XD R: hug my dog rn bc she is lookin hella cute i need to hug her, brb.

58. Waiting For: M: nothing lol R: my best friend to come pick me up

60. Want: M: atm?...cuddles R: to dye my hair

61. Get Married: M: i hope to one day R: some day

62. Career: M: i hope to be a translator R: a children’s counselor

Which Is Better:

63. Hugs Or Kisses: M: hugs..but really..why not both? R: hugsssss

64. Lips Or Eyes: M: eyes R: lips

65. Shorter Or Taller: M: taller cuz im short asf R: taller

66. Older Or Younger: M: older R: older

67. Nice Arms Or Nice Stomach: M: arms! R: it doesn’t really matter, lol, i’ll choose arms tho

68. Hookup Or Relationship: M: relationship R: relationship

69. Troublemaker Or Hesitant: M: hesitant R: hesitant, with some impulsive tendencies

Have You Ever:

70. Kissed A Stranger: M: nope R: nah

71. Drank Hard Liquor: M: yep R: oh yes

72. Lost Glasses Or Contacts: M: oh  yea R: yep yep

73. Turned Someone Down: M: yep R: yeah

74. Sex On The First Date:  M: nope..never been on a date R: nah

75. Broken Someone’s Heart:  M:.....yes R: yup

76. Had Your Own Heart Broken:  M: oh yea R: yup

77. Been Arrested: M: nerp R: no

78. Cried When Someone Died:  M: definitely R: of course

79. Fallen For A Friend: M: ??? R: nope

Do You Believe In:

80. Yourself: M: sometimes..depends on what im doing R: i believe that i can find some hella good music to listen to

81. Miracles: M: yes R: yep

82. Love At First Sight: M: no R: i’m always on the fence on this; so, yes + no

83. Santa Claus: M: lol no R: bruh of course. 

84. Kiss On The First Date: M: sure if it feels right R: it depends

85. Angels: M: yes R: yep

Others:

86. Current Best Friends Name: M: Veronica :D R: kaitlynn; moni, elle, carina

87. Eye Colour: M: brown R: poop brown

88. Favourite Movie: M: V for Vendetta R: currently, kill bill!

We tag: @junyixinqs @got7doubleb @chambaeq @moedits @alicat-doodles @daddymarktuan . . anyone that sees this!