In the world of British Spyre, we cut to the Hudol's School of Explorers Extraordinaire! A place where young students learn the ways of globetrotting shenanigans in search of love, war, and treasure seeking.
We cut to Kristen Applebees, an aggressive party girl who is ready to thrash and snog with the best of them. More specifically she's snogging her boyfriend
Fabian Aramais Seacaster, a quiet gentle poet who read the grand tales of adventures that his family legacy provides, especially of his Mother, Admiral of the Fallinel Navy. His shyness eventually broken by joining the Hudol Football League, along with his friend
Gorgug Thistlespring, the resident bad boy on campus. Growing up adopted in a lowerclass family, he is consistantly angry when anyone gives him shit about it. Which results in many fights and detentions on school grounds, not like he cares. But he's not the only fish out of water cause he's friends with
Adaine Abernant, an American transfer student. Her parents are Ambassadors who are trying to make a good impression, so Adaine is working on learning the slang and behaviors of her peers. Where she comes off as a bit brash and ignorant. But she's more than ready to learn, especially from
Riz Gukgak, the inquisitive mind of Hudol's greatest academic student. His dad a gentlemanly spy, his mother a police Sargent. He was taught from a young age a love of investigation, forensics, law, and learning. There's no such thing as useless information, only information not yet applied. But his talent in academia is only rivaled by
Figeroth Faeth, extra curricular extraordinaire. She can only even accept perfection in everything she does. Theater, Art, Classical Music, Martial Arts. Nothing is out of her reach to master. And nothing, not even her parent's divorce, her crumbling life, will keep her from her craft. Though she can at times learn how to let loose, go wild, and take a break from resident party girl Kristen Applebees
And these are our Hudol Hunters! Say Hi Hudol Hunters!
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I'm still not over a Femme, Het, Brit Kristen Applebees walking around Elmville like it's a regular Tuesday. Going to Aguefort must be wild.
You're chatting up the likely winner of the Presidential Race for the school. A short, squat, beefy redhead into powerlifting and creatine. You talk about lo-fi study nights at Seacaster Manor. You rave like a lunatic about her Shrimp Jump that lives in everyone's minds in perpetuity. She gives you lifting advice and says she needs to run to the Steel Mill Factory to rack up votes in her favor. You are bewildered but still awestruck that you are talking to the Applebees herself. As she turns to leave, you see this gangly firbolg with bees buzzing around her. They kiss. That's fucking adorable. You move on.
And lo and behold there's Mr. Maximum Legend himself, Fabian Aramais Seacaster. Last you heard he had a little something-something with the current student body President. You are, once more, awestruck. The two most popular Aguefort students and two legendary adventurers in their own right, and you got to meet them in this same hall! But he's a little uncomfortable as this lithe, smiling ginger hangs off his arm like a groupie.
It's Kristen Applebees.
Now, say you're only a freshman. Not yet familiar with the concept of Simulacrum. No magic-user in the party, or it hasn't been touched upon yet in your lessons.
High Femme, Thick British accent, thinner and softer than the Cleric of Doubt.
I'm done, bro.
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someone, for the love of god, PLEASE make a set of gifsets for every single Fabian/Kristen 2 moment Lou and Ally were killing me with the physical bits this episode. just SO pressed together for no reason
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Also why are they talking about British Kristen being pregnant by Fabian why was that mentioned what did they do
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that episode was so good i want to immediately rewatch it. not only was it incredibly satisfying as a big autistic lore head to get all those info dumps and answers to questions, it was also FUCKING HILARIOUS!! like- i need to be immune to fire so i can fuck my girlfriend, mm watchya say wanda childa, BRITISH STRAIGHT KRISTEN!! 10/10 i love you fantasy high
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