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wormswurld · 6 months

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oliver quick is the type of guy to purposely drop a glass cup & clean it up with his hands just so felix finds him bloody and “panicked” saying sorry……

#bro is fucking deranged #i definitely get it tho #like who wouldn’t go out of their way to do crazy shit to get the love of their life’s attention?#anyone? no? just me?#lgbtqia #saltburn #oliver quick #saltburn posting #felix catton #cattonquick #felix x oliver #saltburn 2023 #wormswurld posts 🌟

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heynhay · 1 year

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let's drive out

#klance #voltron #vld #this came to my brain via Valentine Texas by mitski but im not offficially linking it bc i have something dif in mind fpr later #and this one is a faithful visual recreation of the lyrics but not an emotionally faithful one so. i can do better #anyway being taken out to camp in the bed of a pickup truck is like. haha. one of my dark twisted evil romantic fantasies #my country bumpkin upbringing showing through #now you guys know how horrible and wild my unhigned crazy thoughts are...... how unspeakably deranged.....#art #my art #bro im such a fucking faker i will fr get on my soapbox about how often klance fight (even romantically) and then draw the tenderist shit #like 40 times over #so let me amend and clarify by saying this was somehow some stupid shit.#like lance set this up but its because theyve been competing for best date (theres a physical scoreboard on the fridge)#and keith was probably trying to act aloof so that lance wouldnt score as many points #but got so comfy he fell asleep (+15 for lance its going on the scoreboard)#+ lance is abt to sharpie a moustache on his face #mitski

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camzverse · 20 days

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i miss vanessa fnaf so much it's not ok

#and gregory too of course. but. vanessa. esp game vanessa we've gotten no(?) content of her since security breach bro. bring back my girl #cam.txt #fnaf #Like correct me if im wrong but. and not vanny like vanessa specifically. bc we got the vanni mask and ness in the brazil ending but.#that's a whole fucking nothingburger of her as a character. vague references to her existence rather than actually USING HER.#and she's never in the official art. that's what really gets me the most THEY NEVER USE HER IN OFFICIAL ART POSTS. no holiday art no nothin #they'll use anybody but her it's deranged. r they like embarrassed.. like is it bc they feel ashamed of how dirty they did her in sb lmfao.#Anyway praying that either hw2 dlc or whatever's after sotm brings back vanessa for real.#if the next time i see anything of vanessa fnaf is the fnaf 2 movie and not even in a game i will RIOTTTT. steel wool get to cooking rn

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synthshenanigans · 10 months

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Bros on the same wall with the same colors but more insane so like I just HAD to okay

#bro went “fine sure im fine now whatever aight. it prolly wont last long or anything anyway”#to being completely fucking deranged in every photo he gives #good for him #its so good #oh wait yea its even the same belt & crop top #chonny went emo oh no/j #MCR POWER HOUR WHEN THO?? I NEED THAT ACTUALLY #he definitely wont do that but shush #let me have this #chonny jash #moss post

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crippled-peeper · 1 year

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a disabled person not wanting to be filmed by you nonconsensually in public is not a fucking war crime or a human rights violation you actual shitforbrains

#just had the most deranged cis woman who wrote an actual feature length film in my notes #bro shut the fuck up lol

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crossbackpoke-check · 4 months

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the deweys photos are from this video: https://youtu.be/5xTwJho44ao?si=bPw8MZZ327lCogVZ aren’t they just everything

kissing you and the minnesota wild official media team (with consent) full on the mouth, THANK YOU THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING 🥰🥰 i have seen pieces of it before i think (connor petting a shark 🥹) but the entire video start to finish is such a delight, 10/10 would recommend

#i’m so glad i saw this now and not when i was deranged at 2AM last night (i say as if i am not currently deranged)#like i had to physically pause. stop watching the video. to take notes to tell you guys about it i hope you know #holyjost thank u i love u i appreciate u & how u always have the sources 😭#i send out a prayer to the universe (put shit in the tags) & u provide #liv in the replies #holyjost #i love this reaction image btw it is one of my FAVORITES #anyway i was just chilling and then lost it at the ‘brandon just says shit’ part and had to start writing down notes (as follows)#there is SO much. the lore. the fact that brandon lasts two seconds before his shirt comes off everyone else is so bundled #dewey2 immediate “sharks” girl help the two of them on the bean bag together #the boat competition BOLDY’S CONTRACT??? yeah i AM thinking about that in a weird way what kind of contract brandon #also boldy motion sickness girlie he’s so real for that one 😭😭#and brandon talking a big game and then like fuckin. curled into a ball on the beanbag passed out bro i cannot.#LD BONITA? LD BONITA FISH??? So excitedly???? my GOD.#LEAVE THAT POOR FISH ALONE!!!!#oh the shark lore 🥺 dewey baby let me take you to this fantastic thing called an aquarium.#you can pet sharks there!!! i can’t even. i know i’ve seen it and had a breakdown about it before but connor’s hand when he pets the shark #the absolute joy oh my god. connor PLEASE ik u want to touch all the fish… we have sturgeon & sting rays & jellies #brandon praising connor’s attitude 🫡 he is so goal oriented they said the goal is a vibe check and connor studied.#also. save me hot brothers save me #what the fuck is this yeti cup ritual give me a cult au NOW wkdndiwkdi they’re such freaks. i love it. also just drink it bro #VLADDY MENTION THAT’S MY BOY HI BEAUTIFULLLLL #OH THIS WAS THE MIDDSY FIGHT???#awww Freddy (who i never think is a forward??)#connor dewar #brandon duhaime #minnesota wild #for reference!

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gaylactic-fire · 1 year

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When I say there's something Deeply Fucking Wrong with BOTW/TOTK Zelda haters this is what I mean btw

#fires posts #negative #botw #totk #I won't say where I got these screenshots bc I don't wanna start a harassment campaign but holy fucking shit #I really dgaf if someone dislikes her. But why do so many people have these deranged or straight up false perceptions of her #She's so rude and entitled and horrible to Link #source: trust me bro #If one of y'all comes into my inbox and lectures me about blocking again btw I'll bite ur head off #I did not go searching for negative stuff ab her on purpose

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premaritalhug · 7 days

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shoutout to you for always putting striders on my feed 🤩

Of course. It is my life's purpose. I toil upon this field for you, dear anon. Please, sink your hungering denticles into my succulent crops - the fruit of my tireless labor - These mentally ill blond dudes. It's a beautiful thing, bro.

#Homestuck #Striders #Bro Strider #Dave Strider #Dirk Strider #Hal Strider #I'm deranged #On the real though #I'm mad stoked that you enjoy seeing what I post #I truly could not stop even if I so desired it #Man #I need Bro Strider so bad #It's not even fucking funny

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incaustum · 9 months

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You know what would have been even more unhinged than Nathan not wearing any socks at all while he tries to kill Neil?? Nathan only wearing one fucking sock.

#it’s rattling to me like bro…#it does something to me that’s very unkind #like put your other sock on or take the sock you are wearing off #it feels fucking deranged to only wear one and not give a shit about not wearing the other #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #nathan wesninski #the foxhole court #tfc #the raven king #trk #the kings men #tkm #incaustum.txt

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spearxwind · 1 year

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the paleo community is so fucking mean dude.

#just witnessed an extremely fucking mean thing a very popular blog said a few months ago. jesus christ.#and some of the ppl in the tags agreeing with them too.... youre all literally so deranged #you arent a vigilante just for being needlessly mean and abrasive to someone who got some stuff wrong #on a blog they run for fun. tumblr is not a scientific academic site bro what 💀💀💀💀#thunderclap

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pigeonxp · 4 months

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no bc i want to say kim matched eddies freak but like i lowkey think kim exceeded eddies freak. like what the actual fuck

#if i see 1 more person getting mad at eddie for “letting chris see” im gonna kms #i be getting so mad HE DIDNT EVEN INVITE HER OVER #HE DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS GONNA COME OVER TO HIS HOME AFTER HE BROKE THINGS OFF W HER #BC HE REALIZED HE WAS BEING A FUCKING FREAK #literally WHYYYY would u do that STAND UP!!!!#who in their right mind finds out that ur only being taken on dates bc ur a clone of the guys dead wife #and ur first instinct is to DRESS UP LIKE HER AND GO TO HIS HOUSE #like thats actually diabolical #like how deranged do u need to be in order to make EDDIE DIAZ look normal in comparison bro #911 abc #911 abc spoilers #eddie diaz

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abrahamvanhelsings · 2 months

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curious bc my dumbass colleague opened his mouth and said something again:

#he was like #'someone asked me how often i wash my sheets and i said once per week' and the guy was like 'once per week?'#'yeah? obviously' my colleague said as if i wasn't sitting there thinking it's completely deranged to wash your sheets that often #bro the water costs? the water usage in general? this is the laundry equivalent of keeping a green lawn to me #but perhaps im the strange one for washing them once per three weeks idk #except if ive sweated a lot in summer #but fuck dude im not hanging out my bedsheets out to dry every fucking week #id never know an empty living room ever again

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triglycercule · 6 hours

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i mightve found the only other undertale fan in my entire school and he's playing one of those roblox ut fighting fan games. and then i saw his avatar and i'm like 80% sure it was dust but i cant tell because theres an undyne head over the avatar. man what the hell

#i dont even know if it was actually dust because fucking the mtt all look like goddamn sans #AND DUST (and horror)S ONLY DEFINING TRAIT IS ON HIS FACE!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!#im not speaking to him because then ill get cooties but i sit behind and watch him.play. what an enigma #theres always 1-2 undertale or utmv fans in every school across the world its a very high probability #this is so funny to me #bro is probably one of those powerscalers #bro probably learned about the mtt through roblox #BRO NEEDS TO SHOW ME HIS AVATAR IS THAT DUST OR NOY #i probably look so damn creepy rn but maaaan i gotta know #im 80% sure its dust the hood is up. no classic sans cosplay would have the hood up possibly #im far away but the face looks slightly deranged iHAVE to believe its dust #im over here writing about my shitty multiverse au and hes over there playing a roblox game #the duality of the utmv fandom.#HIS FAT HEAD IS IN YHE WAY I DONT KNOW IF HES COSPLAYING DUSG #this is my new entertainment now. watching this guy play this silly game like hes an experiment #its giving killer sans #WAIT IT IS DUST!!!!! ITS DUSY CONFIMRED!!!!!!!!#AND THE WEIRD LITTLE RED GHING BEHIND THE HEAD WASNT UNDYNES HAIR IT WAS FUCKING PHANTOM PAPS #THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY #goddamnit now i cant stop imagining dust playing those silly little roblox fighting games. he'd pop off on them i swear #alright my soul is freed from this torment of wondering of its dust. time to stop watching this guy #tricule rant

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0spookymoth0 · 2 months

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Still trying to figure out my avantris x undertale au, can't figure the lore for shit 😭😭😭

What I do know that I'm gonna try and find a way to fit other campaigns in it as well,wish me luck.

In the meantime I'm gonna replay undertale bc I honestly can't remember that much from it 💀

#legends of avantris #once upon a witchlight #undertale #being creative is so fucking hard bro #like I've only got one braincell how do I work with that #deranged ramblings

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sunriseovergotham · 8 months

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I DONT REGRET LEAVING THAT FANDOM ANYMORE ACTUALLY LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

#you know what. that fucker was probably lying to me the entire time #'that fucker' being a different person. whatever #FUCKING DERANGED. WHAT?????!!#bro. ive GOT to cancel that subscription.#ok fine yeah im clearing out my followers too. permission DENIED!!!!

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ftlolbyexe · 8 months

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one of my huragok ocs (delicately balanced fucking IRONIC that they're asymmetrical) is missing half of one tentacle and while trying to come up with why i jokingly said maybe a brute ate it

Then it all went downhill.

Please refrain from consuming the Engineers.

#halo #huragok #bro im fucking deranged #my god

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