#broccoli plays yakuza 5

[broccoli-gaming]

Yakuza 5 by 5 = thoughts 25

I'm going to finish the game tonight

I spent so much time doing karaoke

Why is Kamurocho Lullaby so hard this time round?

Fuck doing the Komaki fights legitimately as Akiyama and Shinada, we are just gonna shotgun them away

HINATA IS A GREAT HOSTESS

She has been my favourite hostess from the past 3 games

There is so much to do in this game, it is overwhelming

I've missed Dream Line so much

I love these girls even though they are assholes

HARUKA STILL HAS PONYTAIL WIND INDOORS

Tokyo Drift much?

Also Majima is so dramatic

THAT FLYING KICK OH MY

Damn Sphincter Face is back

Shinada is sweet, I adore him

NOT ANOTHER DREAM REFERENCE

[angelic-blxssom]

———— ꧁꧂ ☘︎︎ bnha boys as babies/children with a babysitter!reader

characters ➪ midoryia, todoroki, bakugou, kaminari, kirishima, amajiki, chisaki, and shigaraki

genre ➪ platonic!relationships, fluff

authors note ♡︎ i got this idea from @domhoni on a groupchat so thank u !!

It’s also long but I got too lazy to put the continue reading :(

.☯︎︎.

Izuku Midoryia ☞︎☜︎

- we already kind of know what he was like as a child from the show

- as a child, Izuku was obsessed with all might so expect the boy to go on and on about the hero when you babysit him

- a lot of times you have to comfort the boy as he gets upset about not having a quirk

- if you have a quirk; you like, not show off, but show and explain your quirk in front of him, Izuku is probably amazed and wants to see it more often because if he can’t have a quirk then might as well watch yours

- if you don’t have a quirk; you can relate with the broccoli child. the two of you will talk about how being quirkless and you’ll probably say it’s okay to not have a quirk because you’re still here and happy :)

- he’s a thankful child so bring him gifts, cook him food, or play action figures with him and he’ll be thanking you for the rest of the day

- altogether, 8/10, would babysit

Shouto Todoroki ☀︎︎

- a silent child and most likely very distant

- it’s rare that you actually babysit him cause he’s got a father and siblings and all that Jazz

- he won’t tell you about his eye scar unless he really knows you and trusts you

- speaking of trusting you; once he does, he will y’all about how he hates his father and the grudges he holds against his family

- May mention Dabi, once or twice but that’s it because he prefers not to mention the brother that betrayed the family (in a way)

- like Izuku, he’s thankful. growing up in a richer family than normal, he gets designer shit and stuff but any gift from his babysitter, you, and guess what

- he’s actually quite thankful. Because you’re the only one who understands him. Of course, he’ll accept your gifts, no matter what they are :)

- 6/10, babysit only if you can stand daddy issues

Katsuki Bakugo ♕

- angry bakugo baby; angry bakugo baby 🥺

- a demon inside of a child is what you’re babysitting right here. he communicates with yelling so prepare your ears for his voice

- honestly, this boy would try to use his quirk to start a fire somewhere

- scoldings happen very often when you’re babysitting him, bc angry bakugo baby is a whole package to deal with

- once he warms up, he still yells 24/7 so I guess you really can’t escape

- though, he may cling to you before you leave and he’ll at you for trying to leave him alone with his mother

- 3/10 problematic child but kinda cute 👁

Denki Kaminari ♫

- ecstatic to see you as his babysitter

- he’s a cute child, very happy all the time and very outgoing

- you’ll never get bored with this baby; literally can see sparks fly (platonically) and it’s very cute

- vv touchy, like hugs you and clings to you almost all the time. you’ll be hanging out in his room watching his quirk and all of a sudden his small body will be hugging you

- make him food and he’ll help the best he can, likes to help you with chores and household duties while you babysit

- the two of you become friends, give him platonic love pls

- 9/10, would babysit again

Eijiro Kirishima 𖨆

- he’s nice to you because you’re taking the time out of your day to take care of him

- he would 100% protect you, even as a child he’s a smart boy and would not hesitate with protecting you

- kirishima is also very strong (comes with his quirk) so if you need help lifting something, just ask this little babie

- May grow a liTtLe crush on you if you babysit him often because you’re so gorgeous to the small bean

- would make you food instead of the other way around because he wants to impress you

- 8/10, self explanatory

Tamaki Amajiki ᴥ︎

- very blushie baby

- please give him lots of love because he cannot interact in anyway shape or form

- he most likely is very anti-social and distant for the first few weeks of knowing you but once he sort of warms up then he’ll be less distant

- like he still doesn’t like being touched or interacting too often but atleast you can actually talk to him

- very soft and will love you for eternity (secretly) if you make him tokoyaki

- wants to pursue being a hero just because of you and your praises that you give to him 24/7

- 10/10 please babysit him again

Kai Chisaki ✌︎︎

- like todoroki, he is very distant and quiet at first

- growing up in the yakuza made him very untrustworthy of new people, especially a babysitter

- definitely thinks he doesn’t need one because he can take care of himself but on the inside he’s probably somewhat glad

- if you’ve seen those flashbacks with him getting into a fight because they insulted the Shie Hassaikai, then you can bet that you’re taking care of his ouchies when he gets into fights

- day one bad thing about the Yakuza and he’ll most likely fight you, maybe even take a limb off 😳

- just respect him and take care of this child and you’ll be okay

- 5/10 a respectable yet somewhat problematic one

Tomura Shigaraki ☦︎︎

- plays video games 24/7 and you have to deal with it

- you’ll often hear yelling as he plays games and if you’re lucky enough, you may get to join in; yay?

- besides that, he’s confused on why he needs a babysitter but still won’t try anything bad unless you trigger him to

- he’s kinda nice?? like will threaten you with death threats but also is like “you’re cool,” so not so sure about him

- hates any sort of physical interaction with you but I mean; atleast he still talks to you

- 5/10 only babysit when you’re low on money

[vulpesse-arc]

GET TO KNOW THE BLOGGER.

Can be used for RP and non-RP blogs to get to know a bit about the person behind the screen!

1. FIRST NAME:  Bun :)

2. STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:  I cannot sleep unless I’m physically clinging onto something, usually either a pillow or a plushie. 

3. TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON:  Lips, eyes and hands.

4. A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF:  PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA !!! 

5. A FOOD YOU HATE:  Mmmh... broccoli ? 

6. GUILTY PLEASURE:  Taking naps ! And chocolate... and feeling loved. 

7. WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN:  A bed ??? Isn’t that the common place to sleep ?

8. SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS:  Serious relationships ! Having flings would require way too much energy and time and patience and I honestly have none. 

9. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE:  I think I’d change a lot of things... I’d probably try to get out of my comfort zone more, talk with my parents about all the things that hurt me ( for example being bullied in middle school ) so I could receive the right kind of support instead of keeping everything inside... And maybe I’d tell myself to live instead of constantly drowning in anxiety, thus losing many chances to live nice experiences and make friends.

10. ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON:  Very ! With the right people.

11. A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN:  Pretty much all Disney and Studio Ghibli movies, Harry Potter, LOTR and The Hobbit... and the Pokemon movies, too.

12. FAVORITE BOOK:  1984 by Orwell, anything written by Tolkien, Memoirs of a Geisha by Golden... I really enjoyed the “Darkdawn” trilogy, too ! 

13. YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE:  A bunny ! Or a red panda. 

14. TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL]:  Oh this is actually difficult... Hawke/Fenris [DA] , Yuna/Tidus [FF X] , Minako Arisato/Ryoji [Persona 3] , Rachel Amber/Chloe Price [LIS] , Usagi Tsukino/Seiya [Sailor Moon]. 

15. PIE OR CAKE:  ALL OF THEM !! But mostly cakes.

16. FAVORITE SCENT:  Vanilla, honey, petrichor, anything floral and sweet tbh. 

17. CELEBRITY CRUSH:  Reita and Aoi from The GazettE and Kyo from Dir En Grey... And Nafla. 

18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO:  I’d really like to visit the northern of Europe, especially in winter so I can play with the snow and just drown in it ! And then I’d like to visit big forests and dreamy landscapes to take photos. Oh ! And disneyland. 

19. INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT:  Introvert. 

20. DO YOU SCARE EASILY:  Extremely easily... sigh. 

21. IPHONE OR ANDROID:  iPhone ! 

22. DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES:  I do !! I have a lot of games that I’ve started and that I have yet to finish because I was too busy with uni... But lately I’ve been playing Secrets of Mana, Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age, Indivisible and Star Wars Jedi: The Last Order !! I also want to buy Stardew Valley and the Yakuza games :(  

23. DREAM JOB:  Neurolinguist ! 

24. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS:  Make sure that my parents can have all their wishes granted, travel around the world, buy a big apartment where I can live with all the cats and bunnies and birds !!

25. FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE:  No one... I think ?

26. FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER:  Way too many, honestly ! Dead By Daylight, Sailor Moon, Fate, Elsword, Dragon Ball, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica, Riverdale, Game of Thrones, Life is strange... too many !!

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[broccoli-gaming]

Yakuza 5 thoughts 7

I fucking hate this piece of shit app where it keeps losing my posts but there's nowhere else

How the fuck does Baba have connections when he has been in prison for 10 years?

I love the snow festival so much and the accuracy of Tsukimino is painful

HATSUNE MIKU

Terebi Daddy is scary still

I love you Yamashita, you are me with lamb bbq and is very food motivated

I love the Santa substory so much

They keep showing these huge, terrifying men being soft and fond of children and I love it

Also should he be giving out weapons to kids?

I've seen the Brady Bunch movie, I know what happens when kids get nunchakus

The men sliding down the street as Saejima delivers ramen look like turtles which is very cute

[broccoli-gaming]

Yakuza 5 thots 4

I've been so distracted by the Olympics I keep leaving the game running

And goddamn the hostesses are so damn expensive and its so confusing

Riku is a cute hostess though

The gacha drink is so inventive and I love it

I was rooting for Subaru to get hit by a car as he stood on the road

I feel so bad for Mayumi so much because Kiryu just wants rid of her so obviously

Poor girl, you have my sympathy

Kiryu in the tracksuit feels wrong on so many levels, it's like seeing Mickey Mouse out of the costume

Poor Kiryu, man just wants to bicker with his situation ship girl

I miss Daigo and Majima so much

Aizawa looks like he has snake eyes

Daigo really just has shit families underneath him plus Majima

Did we get an explanation as to what happened to the Nishikiyama family?

Mayumi is a good girl and I must respect her

[broccoli-gaming]

Yakuza 5 thoughts 17

This is now officially the most amount of posts I've made about 1 game, not the most amount of hours, but biggest spread of time completing a game on here

They really should have let Shinada have more investigative substories as well as Akiyama with loan shark shit

Like a failure of these games is assigning these careers to the characters and not allowing just a little more development in their own personal parts of the game?

Kiryu could have easily done some stuff for Morning Glory as a substory, like make Kiryu go grocery shopping for whack shit

There is potential for humour in a lot of these situations

Idk, maybe I'm just stoned at the nail salon

Is this supposed to be Lady Gaga?

Like Daddy Papa is a terrible name

You know how people base their entire personalities off one character that appeared for like 2 seconds, this is going to be me with Daddy Papa

Also Daddy looks so much like across between a Sims 3 and Sims 4 sim

Happy 10th Anniversary Born This Way is what this game is saying

Thank you translation team for "I got screwed by Vietnamese dong!"

[broccoli-gaming]

Yakuza 5 Thoughts #1

I have high expectations of this one already because I know that 3 and 4 are widely considered to be the worst so it should pick up

I am keen for new locations too and going back to my first love Sotenbori

I know you get to play as Haruka, do you have to fight like other idols as Haruka? I'm curious

Also fuck Kiryu for up and leaving all the kids behind, I understand but it still makes me sad

The spoiler opening action montage did not have enough Majima or Daigo but lots of Akiyama so I'm torn

Although I'm loving this game series, there is an undercurrent of sadness too

Like I am glad they have introduced more characters but I feel so sad for Kiryu because he can't escape and it is so unfair for him

I didn't realise I was gonna have this many thoughts before going into the game lol

[broccoli-gaming]

Yakuza 5 thoughts 20

Kamurocho Hills really slaps and is actually quite nice to look at

I got super keen about being able to do more fights in here in later games and then I remembered that 6 is Kiryu's last game and then I felt immensely sad

Higashide??? Is like a discount Mishima but totally deserves screentime and not just a fight enemy

Fujikawa's red shiny suit is so bad I love it and want one, like I know it is bad taste but I only have bad taste

I legitimately forgot who Watase was when he burst in and was like ???

See, this is why I like Katsuya because he actually thinks about things

Ahhh yes a shirtless battle on a rooftop in the middle of December but I know it can't possibly be the end because where's the snow?

Well that Watase fight was done for in like less than a minute

WHAT, SAEJIMA AND KIRYU ARE FIGHTING? WHY CAN'T THEY JUST HUG?

This has now plummeted to my least favourite out of the yakuza games just because it made me choose between Saejima and Kiryu and I love my supposed to be water sign himbos

I'm sorry Saejima, I love you

Thank you game for proving that neither of them can really win against the other

I love my boys so much

Saw this fucker coming from a mile off

Fuck him

Ok that was a genuine plot twist that I did not see coming

Watase to Kurosawa: tell me why

Watase is too likeable, it was love at first sight

I really hope they don't try to give Kurosawa a redemption, he doesn't deserve it

NOOOOOOOOO KATSUYA

Also the homoerotics in this scene is just beautiful

Kiryu might be above murder, but at this point I'm not when it comes to Kurosawa

DAIGO

OH MY GOD IT'S MY SON

I adore this man with every fiber of my being

I would die for Daigo

This sequence of cut scenes has been quite extensive but I'm not complaining

Those are your fathers Daigo, do not disobey them

You're still my good boy, aren't you

Kurosawa's complaints that yakuza these days are too honourable

NO NOT AGAIN

I CAN'T DO THIS, I CAN'T DO IT

NO

I think I get it, I think I finally do

After what Kiryu has gone through this game alone would be enough to explain him going through every fight with the plan of dying

[broccoli-gaming]

Yakuza 5 thoughts 13

Is it just me or does the forger look like Nathan Lane a little bit? Or do I keep seeing the faces of random actors I know in these characters?

Also red flag with the stuff on those monitors

I know this is supposed to be like deep but I can't take it seriously

"Mr Forger" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Does Haruka ever blink? I swear to god she doesn't

Me @ Akiyama: I love you bitch, I ain't ever gonna stop loving you bitch

I love you dancing cat with spoon from Taiko no Tsujin

Like I don't feel like I've done well until I've seen the dancing cat whenever I play

I'm not saying that I'm a god or anything but I got 3 prizes in a row with one play of the claw machine 😏

I spoke too soon, I got GonGon stuck in the corner of the claw machine out of possible grasp so fuck me

The office of Osaka Talent looks like that politician man's from 3

This music feels very wrong for the topic of conversation

I love this man so much

Offering money to the man who made 100 billion is laughable

I know Katsuya is a bad guy but gotta hand it to him, I vaguely like him

Why doesn't Akiyama ever button his short up in meetings? Like man, we do not need to see your titles during a conference

This final Haruka song is so boring jesus

[broccoli-gaming]

Yakuza 5 fas10 your seatbelts

Took a day off to binge watch like 7 hours worth of netflix

I literally had a stress attack during the tongue twister thing in the announcer substory

This Ulala substory is really weird ngl and not funny

The comedy duo stuff would be ok if I wasn't panicking on picking the right answer

The Haruka IF8 is by far the best

The letters substory has certainly blindsided me with how emotional it has made me

There are so many instances of women supporting women and that makes me so happy

[broccoli-gaming]

Yakuza 5 by 5

What the hell did Faith mean when she said she was 5 by 5 in BtVS?

They brought Gindaco back for 5, yes my beloved

NISHIDA MY BOY, I HAVE MISSED YOU

I feel like I might have cared for these Sodachi substories if I had completed the fighter training but it was so boring

I'm glad Date and Mama got together

HE MISSED THE BALL

Get him Saejima

I feel like Majima's reluctance to remain part of the Yakuza really hasn't been explored enough which is why I love the whole parallel of Kiryu and Majima

How dorky are Majima's men

I ordered myself a Kiryu duck whoops

This game has been awfully sad so far

I can't take bald Saejima seriously yet because all I keep thinking is 'delete it bald'

[broccoli-gaming]

Yakuza 5 thoughts 18

Yeah baby its 18

I missed Kiryu so much, I am so glad to be back with him

Karaoke time soon!

Kamurocho Hills is finished and I feel gutted

Like it has been under construction for so long or the park and it feels a little unreal that I can see it now and it is kinda beautiful

My compliments to the chef* Majima*

Here's hoping Sosuke absolutely hands Komaki's ass to him

While bowling, I keep praying for not a gutter ball by chanting "please don't Nishiki"

I love the nyan purikura so much

Also I've missed you Fukuoka

[broccoli-gaming]

Yakuza 5 thoughts 15

You know what? Fuck Machine Gun Kiss

Also fuck Igarashi because it took way too many attempts at pool to finally pass

I love how the restaurants in Kineicho are just photos

I do not like this pov gullet stabbing heat action at all, feels too intimate

Why is fishing for a marlin so damn difficult

This is really giving Komaki a run for his money as the absolute worst trainer

I hate you Igarashi

[broccoli-gaming]

Yakuza 5 thoughts 14

Shinada is the definition of a little pig boy and he is so gross but I gotta love him

Also lots of women supporting women and women scamming women in this game

Shinada's substories feel refreshing because they are so unrelated to the rest of the game

Tag yourself I'm the erotic writer who submits his own smut on time

This reads like the shit I've seen on AO3

Is this the ancestor of Nugget?

I hope we get to keep the chicken

HIS JACKET SAYS COCHIN LOVE AWWWW

I GOT A CHICKEN

Oh this is that kind of substory

I was so convinced this was gonna be yakuza related but there were hints of something gay with "such a beefcake"

But now this is just pure daddy kink

Also the body proportions are whack

Jesus money, I've missed you

I thought they were being cruel to my boy Akiyama with the lack of money but no, they meant Shinada to be a broke bitch

I regret taking Shinada to Hanako

He needs to be put in horny jail

Shinada in the convenience store outfit is giving me life

[broccoli-gaming]

Yakuza 5 thoughts 12

Have I mentioned that I would die for Akiyama because I would

Ahhhh yes return of the sexy dress from the hostess club

That was the most pathetic hiding I've ever seen

I love that ponytail Nanako has under the construction helmet

I am Honoka, I don't shut up but will if given food

Ohhhhh Honoka what did they dress you in

The VA for Akiyama deserved that conpliment

Honoka with blood types = me with astrology

Prime is the ugliest hostess club by far

Damn straight son having a thing against hitting women, finally

They really said, the richest characters has to be broke

He is out here trying to make friends for Haruka, goddamn

[broccoli-gaming]

Yakuza 5 thoughts 11

I finally understand why people say Akiyama Baka Mitai is best version

Also got a 920 as him at Baka Mitai so I have peaked

Ring is the worst karaoke song in this game

Which Akiyama heat action is hotter: that knee one or that pole one? Vote now on your phones?

Imagine a bracket competition of how hot heat actions are

There is an advertisement for a company called Cocker Spaniel????

They have finally done my boy good by personalising the more common heat actions to involve kicking

Fuck the escape function of fights honestly