#bs eve

[hello-eeveev]

tfw you were saving your last big spell slot to see your bf but you gotta flee from undead frost giants :/

alternatively:

[artofdoubt]

Jodie about the Killing Eve finale

[lavendersartistry]

"DogDay?"

"Yeah Eve?"

"We're a team, right? We won't leave each other behind?"

"We're always a team, Angel."

Finally, the long awaited post of DogDay and Eve Ewe.

This scene is mainly from before the HOJ but after the experimentations. They're resting somewhere in Playcare under the "sun".

[master-of-stupidity]

The more Adam is drawn as a white man the more an angel loses its wings 😔

[browzerhistory]

ok what's your greatest/most frustrating 'it would be so good if it was good' movie. i'll start: wall-e

[confusedgoldenflower]

Long Time Coming: Cherry Should Be Dead

First off, please put down the pitchforks, I love him dearly and know it’s an ✨anime✨ but for an anime set in a *more realistic* way, there’s no comprehensible reason he could have survived @d*m’s “Full Swing Kiss.” (That piece of shit should also understand how simple cause and effect works regarding injury, but I digress. He gives me indigestion and a migraine.)

How he was hit:

60mph—I’m generously assuming given Reki stating they can go that fast “at least down to the mountain,” and these two were out for speed.

~60mph spun around and hit, full rotation, with the broad side of a horned skateboard. He’s hit so hard that Carla goes flying off to who fucking knows where (I’m impressed she was alright tbh). Any rational person would assume he’s hitting the track hard.

My, non-medical-professional, opinion:

Broken clavicle (most commonly broken and stupid-easy to break)

Wicked case of whiplash

Broken nose

Broken jaw

Skull fracture(s)

Concussion-zzzzz

Bruised bones

Bruised organs (liver, spleen, kidneys, lungs, probably heart and others)

Possible ruptured bowel (intestines)

Other broken bones

Some sort of TBI (besides concussion)

Shock

Dislocations

Spinal cord injury

Internal lacerations/probable internal decapitation (all that force went right into his head and neck)

Maybe broken pelvis

PTS-fucking-D

Whilst being a cute MatchaBlossom moment, Joe should NOT. HAVE. TOUCHED him. It doesn’t take much to fuck up especially the neck injuries by moving the patient. Huge no-no! The paramedics should have come, assessed him, stuck him with a neck brace and hauled him to the OR… but that woulda made a bigger conflict with the plot 🙄

Kaoru having gotten away with an apparent broken (dominant) arm (his occupation/special interests/passions!!!😭😭😭) and opposite leg with undisclosed but seemingly *uncritical* head injury is… laughably little. And not in a “haha funny” way.

“Using mathematical formulas and physics experiments, researchers learned that 43 mph is the fastest speed at which you have a fighting chance to survive a head-on collision.”

I respect wanting to keep characters in and functional, however… this event, in my mind, really should have been revisited and revised.

TLDR: this man has been turned into a medical mess and I’m livid. The man’s ghost-writing now.

[harapeveco]

This is so funny like did she knock on his door randomly one day or did she just spawned out of nowhere 😭😭😭

[crimsoneveline]

So what do people even use these days as an alternative to github?

Since I want to put the current code of JS game engine somewhere public!

[dani474]

TRYING TO FIND GIFS OF SHOWS I LIKE

Hannibal (2013) [NBC]

House (2004) [FOX]

Stargate Atlantis (2004) [SYFY]

Dead Boy Detectives (2024) [NETFLIX]

Killing Eve (2018) [BBC]

Teen Wolf (2011) [MTV]

Sherlock (2010) [BBC]

Ghost Whisperer (2005) [CBS]

Our Flag Means Death (2022) [HBO]

Gilmore Girls (2000) [The WB/The CW]

[bitofthisandthat]

⭐️ *sticking his leggy up in Holtzmann's general direction*

Send ‘⭐️’ for my muse to pay yours a compliment

There's an obnoxious amount of eye-contact with Judas as she chews and crunches on her snacks in the most uncomfortable of 'silences.'

"I think you're my twin from a parallel dimension, except instead of birth parental units, we have surrogate alien gel pod monitoring teams. We then were released on Earth in separate locations to bring enlightenment to the dull-witted boring-pants people of this, our fair planet. You know, only to meet again as adults and remember NOTHING of our origins.

Yeah. You're that kind of cool."

@codenamejudas

[wiredsmi1e]

merry christmas eve i woke up to my parents fighting :))

[mellowwillowy]

[milesducemdominus]

I wonder how many of his comrades aymeric kissed when playing spin the bottle or something while tipsy in the barracks when training to be in the Temple Knights

[astral-catastrophe]

Ooohoh funny thought

when Eventide gets to meet Aspen, he goes to, ya know, formally introduce himself and whatnot

and he says something like “My nickname’s Eventide and I’m the hero of Twilight” or something

and Aspen stopped listening after ‘Eventide’ and he really just goes “Eventide? Like the island?”

[thebrookesnook]

i’m not one to make posts like these but its so stupid that a lot of people in my country with absolutely no media literacy at all have the audacity to call one of the most generous and wisest people I’ve ever meet dumb for calling out our vp’s handling of a 10M pesos budget on smthing so trivial like wtf. is that really where all our efforts and taxes being used on?

“This is a budget hearing, it’s not all about you.” 👏👏

[eggbeam]

bro.. the killing eve soundtrack and the baby driver soundtrack overlap this is crazy