itโs boggling my mind that instead of putting this drama on a streaming platform or distributing it somewhere they put on app that is powered by nfts and that has a mlm/pyramid scheme type system in it like this company never seizes to amaze me in the worst ways
โwhen heโs objectively doing wellโ how well tho? his tour isnโt sold out, the movie is the sameโฆso whereโs the killing tho?
LMAO not you fucking people again. And the way the only thing people ever have to offer about what's NOT going well for him is that his tour isn't sold out months before it starts as if that would in any way be a good thing and not a sign of a team's incompetence- here's a post about that, and my tag about promo, and please stop listening to teenagers who don't understand the industry make things up about how things are supposed to work.
I know we're going to see SO MUCH of this around the movie and I'm already tired just thinking about it but please... have some perspective. No one is expecting this film to be the next MCU hit release, artist movies like this are for fans and to stir up a little interest from non fans, it's not that deep. Did you know there were FOUR BTS movies and another one coming this year? Did you go see any of those? I didn't even know they existed, does that mean BTS are a flop? Calm the fuck down and actually LOOK at LOUIS he is doing SO WELL and having the year of his LIFE doing what HE wants to do and making big steps towards being established in the music genre he has chosen and getting cred from people who it seemed like would never accept him or his music. I know life is shitty and hard and we're all in crash positions all the time but sometimes things are just... not horrible.
Bruh the way some f1 fans fetishise Milton Keynes shows youโve never been here-or even googled it,
Mk is a gridded hell of roundabouts and business parks, it is manufactured hell out of a businessmanโs dreams and an architects nightmares. Pavement? Fuck you. Speeding? Sure you can speed 30 ft to the next roundabout.
imagine being bts and doing a collab with a silly goofy cookie game where the plot is that the games villain team makes a shitty band to compete with bts and the devs make a whole song for them but then the song absolutely fucking DEVOURS and outdoes your entire discography. i dont even blame jin tbh id also join the military if that happened to me
P.S. This is a story set in an AU (Alternate Universe). Any traits or personalities represented here do not adequately represent BTS's actual identity. The characters depicted in this novel are a complete piece of fiction in and of themselves. Also, I don't "๐๐ต๐ถ๐ฝ" any of the BTS members together in real life; I just find it easier to make up stories about them because I recognize their faces and names.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: March 28, 2017
๐๐-๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: July 31, 2023
๐๐๐๐๐: TBD
a list of personally notable things from the nearly 8 and a half minute-long interview with SRK that YRF put out on their official YouTube channel while i cry over the just announced OTT date of April 25th, exactly three months after the original release:
him. obviously. we love to see it
the cargo pants. with the pockets. all of the pockets
the black sunglasses. immediate Kala Chashma war flashbacks (slightly tempered by the dance cover by The Quick Style which f*cks severely, i should addโpls watch the entire thing here, you will not regret it)
the jewelry (there are at least five or six bracelets/bangles on his right hand alone + his wedding ring + a watch on his left. we are keeping with the silver accessorization theme. sadly no earrings tho)
the way he really said he came to the industry 32 years ago to be an action hero, missed the boat, became the romance hero, got back on the boat, is currently giving us Pathaan
intentionally fighting to change the choreo for JJP bc he said the danceability factor gave off Chaiyya Chaiyya energy after listening to it through his car speakers
'(talking about John agreeing to sign onto the film after his previous "good" roles) ... in the Hindi film scenario, heroes don't play bad guys. i'd love to play bad guys'
John being quiet and shy when working with him bc irl he's just a Soft and Tender Boi โข
"'you are a national treasure, i will not hurt you, i can't' ... and i had to do a lot of convincing to tell him 'no, it's OK, you can punch me, i won't get hurt'" / John correcting his posture during filming (so. SRK x John boxing club meet-cute AU when, exactly)
manifesting that the most liked character in the film is, in fact, John's and not his (enemies-to-lovers pipeline endorsement. i'm taking this at face value)
Deepika being the morally ambiguous character (!!!) who looks better throwing a man over her shoulder than he does
the obligatory self-deprecating box office history joke
"a kid shouldn't be disappointed in his father to say 'baba, you told me this was your favorite star and he didn't even say hello.' ... (slight paraphrasing) when they say 'apna Shah Rukh' i want to show them that that is not untrue. i am theirs" / basically just SRK explaining why he is the decent human being he is and greets his fans. there's a Delhi reference in there somewhere